The white cat's oily eyes looked at Li Yu vigilantly, and it was still very wary of eating strangers' sausages.

But then it smelled the sausage in Li Yu's hand, well, it's so fragrant! It's a good sausage!

I didn't expect this guy to be ugly, but he was still quite kind at heart?

It licked its mouth, opened its mouth to reveal its four tiny fangs, and bit down on the sausage.

"Click!" took a bite.

Li Yu suddenly withdrew his hand and withdrew the sausage, muttering to himself: "Cats don't seem to like sausages, right?"

He put the sausages back in the refrigerator, but unfortunately said, "I'm sorry, there is no cat food or fish here, you better go to another house to beg for food." ”

"Meow ???" the white cat looked at him confusedly.

Li Yu looked at it for two seconds, then turned on the faucet: "There's really nothing to entertain you, why don't you drink saliva to top your stomach first?"

“……”

"Meow a! What are you playing with the old lady? Hand over the sausages to me!" the white cat instantly exploded, and actually spat out people's words.

Although the voice is fierce, it is a Lolita sound, listening to Lolita calling herself an old lady, inexplicably cute.

Li Yu was taken aback: "I'll go! Cat Master, aren't you mutated?"

A cat can actually speak human language?

Looking at its hunched back and its white hair standing up, it seems that it is about to pounce in the next second. Both small hands showed a small claw with a cold glittering claw, which would be disfiguring if it were scratched on the face.

Li Yu couldn't care about being shocked, and without saying a word, he opened the refrigerator door, took out the sausages, and threw them out the window.

The white cat leaped in the air, the speed was terrifyingly fast, grabbed the sausage and landed steadily on the windowsill, looking back at Li Yu, there seemed to be smugness in his green eyes.

Li Yu looked left and right, picked up a kitchen knife, but saw the white cat's ears move, as if he heard something.

"Meow meow!" it chewed on the sausage and couldn't make it clear, and it didn't know what to say, when a white shadow flashed, jumped out of the window and disappeared.

A few seconds later, Chen Fugui opened the door and broke in proudly, and when he entered the door, he smelled a strong smell of burning, and couldn't help coughing again and again.

"Ahem, it tastes so big, little plum, what are you doing?"

Chen Fugui walked in and was startled when he saw Li Yu standing there in a daze, still holding a kitchen knife in his hand.

Li Yu looked back expressionlessly: "You can't believe it, I was robbed by a cat just now......"

Chen Fugui was stunned, "How could a cat break into the house and rob it, it's here to steal food, right? ”

Li Yu shook his head: "It yelled at me, 'Hand over the sausages'!" That tone is similar to saying to hand over the money when you went to rob the bank, do you say it is a burglary?"

Chen Fugui's face changed greatly, and he turned his head to look at the refrigerator that had not yet closed: "You actually gave it my instant noodle sausage?

"......" Li Yu glanced at him silently.

Chen Fugui sighed distressedly, and after more than ten seconds, his face suddenly turned pale: "Wait, you said that the cat yelled at you?

Li Yu rolled his eyes, brother dei, your reflex arc is really long, and the sausages react faster than you.

Chen Fugui gasped and reached out to touch Li Yu's forehead: "Fever?"

"No fever, it's true. Li Yu blocked his hand and put the kitchen knife back in frustration.

Let a cat rob it, this face is lost, sooner or later I will have to find it to settle this account. But it can actually speak human words, it can't be that it licked the dregs of the Condensing Qi Pill and mutated, right?

"What about the four chicks?" Li Yu wanted to ask them.

Chen Fugui shook his head: "This time I really went home, and when I answered the phone, I said that I wanted to go home and live for a while, and I listened to them talking, I don't know what I want to do." ”

Li Yu understands in seconds. It is estimated that it is a matter of the immortal cultivation world, and it is not easy for them to tell Chen Fugui.

After receiving the alchemy furnace, she went back to the room to send a message to Zhuang Yuyan, first asking them if anything had happened at home, and Zhuang Yuyan quickly replied to the message.

[I don't know, I haven't been home yet.] 】

[Senior, you play the guzheng and listen to it well!]

[You look good in ancient costumes! Why did you run so fast just now, we still want to take a photo with you......]

Bombarded with information one after another, Li Yu could only quickly reply to interrupt her: "Let me ask you a question, have you ever seen a talking cat?"

【Talking cat?】

[I haven't seen it, but I've heard of it, it's a cat demon who has cultivated into a fine spirit, right?]

[All things have spirits, and it is not surprising that cultivation is successful, but now the cultivation of this worldly demon clan is becoming more and more difficult...... Senior, why do you still ask me? Do you want to study my knowledge? I have a very good memory! You can take the test!]

Li Yu could only silently send three "!" to the past.

Cat demon?

It turned out to be a demon, not mutated by eating medicine residue.

Then he has no psychological burden, and almost thinks that he has created a monster with his own hands.

It is estimated that the white cat smelled the burnt smell of the Qi Condensation Pill, and wanted to grab the pill, but only licked the dregs and grabbed a sausage.

The immortal cultivation world is really cruel, and this cat is really stupid.

Such a stupid person can still survive until now, which can be regarded as a miracle in the immortal cultivation world.

Dare to covet Lao Tzu's elixir, the next time I see it, I will definitely teach it a hard lesson!

Li Yu was thinking about how to spoil this stupid cat with a lolita sound, and the phone vibrated a little, but when he picked it up, it was the WeChat sent to him by Yu Xiaoman.

[Senior, thank you for tonight's incident! Grandpa also wants to thank you, do you have time to come to see him tomorrow?]

"There must be, I've refined all the Qi Condensing Pills. Li Yu muttered in his heart and sent her back to the hospital tomorrow.

That night, I was sitting on the floor meditating and cultivating, and suddenly I smelled a fragrant wind wafting around me, and I opened my eyes suddenly.

But I saw that there was a lazy beauty like a kitten on my bed, and she was half-lying in disheveled clothes.

The suspender nightdress on her body slipped halfway off, revealing a large area of snow-white skin, and there was a complete vacuum in the pajamas.

Li Yu was taken aback: "Beauty, where did you come from?"

He is now an immortal cultivator in the late stage of body forging, and his ears and eyes are clear, and he didn't even notice how this beautiful woman entered his room.

The beauty threw a wink and said in a coquettish voice: "Dead man! The slave family is here, what are you just sitting there looking at? Do you want the slave family to pull you to bed?"

The beauty curled up her long legs, which were not much worse than Ling Xueqi, stretched out her green fingers, slid all the way on her fragrant shoulders, slid all the way to her chest, and pulled down her pajamas in half, her round skin was so white that it seemed to reflect light.

The person on the bed was even more peachy, and he gasped and said, "Bad guy! Come on~um~"

Li Yu swallowed his saliva: "What are you doing?"

"The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and a lonely man and a widow sleep in a bed, what else do you say?"

Li Yu shook his head: "I don't know, you tell me." ”

The beauty bit her lip: "me!"

“……”

Li Yu hesitated and said: "Beauty, you are too direct and rude, I like a little foreplay......"

Beauty takes a deep breath: "What foreplay do you want?"

Li Yu coughed: "You will do what I want?"

"Come!"

"This ...... Still can't. Li Yu sighed.

The beauty forced a breath of anger: "Why?"

"Ugly refusal!"

The beauty's mouthful of old blood really couldn't hold back, and roared angrily: "If you don't come up, can you, I'll get out of bed!"

Li Yu was taken aback: "Do you still want to push me? Don't move! If you move me again, I'll shout for help!"