It's time to release a new book!
After more than a month of preparation, the new book is finally out!
Super weight loss system, brothers and sisters who have weight loss ideas come to see: http:///book/91135
The topic of weight loss has lingered in my mind for a long time, and some old book friends may know that Xiaosheng suffers from fatty liver and has long wanted to lose weight, but he has not been able to be ruthless.
This time, I just took this opportunity to lose weight while writing a book, and book friends who have the perseverance to lose weight will work together to achieve weight loss!
Here is the text:
"Fat Tiger, love to be brave to say it, brother respects you for being a fat man...... I'm sorry for the slip of the tongue, but I respect you for being a man. ”
"Oh you, it's really amazing, you actually have the face to confess to Yingying, who gave you the courage?
"Sure enough, God is fair, although you are fat, you want to be beautiful!"
"Don't pee on yourself, fat head and big ears, what qualifications do you have to be Yingying's boyfriend......"
A ridicule came from his ears, Xiao Fan's face turned the color of pig liver, and his fists clenched under the table.
Since he was a child, Xiao Fan was fat, and he didn't like sports, and after the division of arts and sciences, his weight increased by more than 20 pounds, and he was nicknamed "Fat Tiger" in the class.
Last week, Xiao Fan had the courage to write a confession letter to his long-time crush on his classmate Zhao Yingying.
As a result, Zhao Yingying replied to him with a small note that said "I am a swan", and there was nothing else.
At first, Xiao Fan didn't understand what it meant, and after asking Yu Ziqiang, who was at the same table, he understood that people scolded him for being a toad.
Because the toad wants to eat swan meat!
The most infuriating thing is that the confession letter was made public by Zhao Yingying, which made Xiao Fan completely become the laughing stock of the class, and he couldn't wait to find a hole to get into.
Touching the round flatbread face, Xiao Fan secretly made up his mind to get rid of twenty catties of fat within two months!
Weight loss has a long way to go, and necessary planning is indispensable.
Xiao Fan immediately downloaded a weight loss software on his mobile phone, called Super Weight Loss System!
Successfully register the login account and enter the main page of the software.
It is not quite the same as common weight loss software, except for the pedometer, there is only one point exchange mall.
"Nima, do you want to be so perfunctory, why don't you teach some weight loss secrets, how to lose anything?" Xiao Fan was very dissatisfied with the software design.
After trying to take a few steps, the pedometer is quite sensitive, and the number of steps is accurately recorded, and one step is not bad.
With curiosity, click on the points exchange mall, the rules of use are very simple, get one point for every hundred steps of exercise, and you can use the points to exchange for various products.
Many sports software have similar functions, Xiao Fan is not surprised, pull down the page to see what can be changed.
Limited by level, there are only a few exchangeable items, and when he saw the first one, Xiao Fan looked confused.
"Dianabol, which can increase the strength up to five times, and the duration is five minutes. ”
Hearing this name is like a fake medicine sold in Jianghu Langzhong, there is no sense of reliability, Xiao Fan frowned, and continued to browse.
"The Godspeed Potion can greatly increase the speed, about twice the original speed, and the duration is one hour. ”
"Memory Spring, improve memory, one month aging. ”
"Eye Clarion helps to repair eye damage, enhance vision, and lasts forever. ”
……
If you look at all the exchange items, there is nothing normal, and you can basically conclude that the so-called super weight loss system is junk software that fools people.
Xiao Fan did not hesitate to open the software management, intending to uninstall the super weight loss system.
Strangely, among the uninstallable software, there is no super weight loss system.
"I'll fuck it, this is rogue software, you can't delete it!"
Xiao Fan tried several times, but he was stunned and unsuccessful.
Fortunately, this software does not occupy much memory, and it does not affect the normal use of other functions of the phone, so there is no need to be too entangled.
Hearing that the surrounding classmates were discussing the monthly exam a few days ago, Xiao Fan's heart suddenly chuckled.
If nothing else, the monthly exam papers will be sent out today, and his steps have become extremely heavy, and his legs seem to be filled with lead water.
Sure enough, before the class bell rang, the English teacher asked the subject representative to distribute the exam papers.
Despite feeling uncomfortable, Xiao Fan still had to face reality.
At the top of the test paper, the Arabic numeral "36" written in red pen is extremely glaring.
That's right, out of 150 points, Xiao Fan only scored 36 points!
For him, doing English test papers is tantamount to reading a book from heaven, three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 140 points depend on luck.
Fortunately, the English question type is mainly multiple-choice questions, and if you don't understand it, you can be blind, but you won't get a zero score in the test.
As a key high school in Jiangnan Province, Nanhe No. 1 Middle School has multimedia teaching equipment in each classroom, and the English teacher puts the ranking of individual subjects on the screen through a projector, so that the whole class can see it clearly.
Xiao Fan looked up with difficulty and saw that he was ranked fifth from the bottom, and there were four unlucky people who didn't want to study behind him.
His heart was full of unwillingness, and his nails were about to dig into the flesh.
I've worked hard, but why can't I get my grades?!
After surviving a class, Xiao Fan leaned back on the chair to reflect on himself, and a voice full of banter came from his side.
"Oh, it's only thirty-six points, and I got higher than you in my scribbling. ”
In an unhappy mood, Xiao Fan glared at the visitor fiercely, "Huang Zhicheng, you are so proud!"
Huang Zhicheng's grades are not much better than Xiao Fan's, relying on the family's money to run rampant in the class, the reason why the two have a grudge is because of Zhao Yingying in the final analysis.
"I said Fat Tiger, look at your grades, it's not enough to take the college exam, it's really pitiful!" Huang Zhicheng seized the opportunity to sneer desperately.
Yu Ziqiang, who was sitting next to him, couldn't stand it anymore, and snorted coldly, "It's like you can be admitted to a junior college, and the six subjects add up to just two hundred and five, right?"
Yu Ziqiang is a typical bastard, righteous and righteous, often accompanied by a group of younger brothers.
In front of him, Huang Zhicheng didn't dare to be too presumptuous, but he was still unforgiving.
"It doesn't matter if I can't pass the exam, it's better to inherit the family business as soon as possible, and be the boss honestly, as for some people, they can only go to the construction site to move bricks. ”
It couldn't be more obvious who he was referring to.
Xiao Fan couldn't wait to rush up and punch Huang Zhicheng twice, so that he would know the fate of his mouth.
Reason finally triumphed over impulse, and the consequences of fighting at school were very serious, ranging from a major demerit to school probation and medical expenses.
The family owes a mortgage, and Xiao Fan can't let his parents increase the burden, so he can only swallow this bad breath temporarily.
Huang Zhicheng was addicted to the superior show, and wanted to take advantage of it more, when suddenly a classmate shouted: "Fat Tiger, the head teacher told you to go to the office." ”
Almost every time the exam results are announced, some students will be "invited" to the office to talk, and Xiao Fan is one of the regular customers.
The head teacher's name is Hao Ren, Hao has the same sound as "good", and the students call him Teacher Hao.
However, everyone knows in private that this teacher Hao is not really a good teacher, and he does not accept gifts from parents, and whoever gives more gifts will arrange the children in good seats, so he has the nickname of "good slut".
Walking into the office, Xiao Fan lowered his head and looked like he had done something wrong.
Taking a sip of tea, Hao Ren put down the teacup heavily, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he was criticized in the form of a machine gun: "Xiao Fan, it's not the teacher who said you, use more snacks in reading, look at the average score of our class, how much lower it was pulled by you alone!"
What he said was the truth, Xiao Fan was speechless, and lowered his head to criticize.
"The last time I talked to you, you promised a thousand and ten thousand, and next time you will definitely improve, but what is the result? Where is your progress?" Hao Ren spread his hand and stared at him, his expression quite excited.
The average score of the class can't go up, and the head teacher doesn't have the opportunity to select excellent teachers, no wonder Hao Ren cares so much.
was criticized for five or six minutes, and it wasn't until the class bell rang that Xiao Fan returned to the classroom in a daze.
He spent most of the afternoon in a sullen mood, sometimes hating himself for being useless, his limbs were not developed, and his mind was not as good as others, as if his existence was superfluous!
The depressed heart urgently needed to be vented, after school, Xiao Fan went to the playground for a run, barely holding on for about 20 minutes before he was out of breath.
In October, the weather in the south is still very hot, although the temperature drops slightly in the evening, it can still heat people to death, and a little exercise is sweating.
found a ladder to sit down and rest, Xiao Fan clicked on the weight loss software, the pedometer showed more than 2,100 steps, and the system reminded him to get 21 points.
The cheapest item in the Points Exchange Mall is the Divine Speed Potion, which costs twenty points, which can be exchanged for one bottle.
Anyway, it doesn't cost money, he clicks on it with the mentality of giving it a try.
In the next second, a glass bottle the size of eye drops appeared in his hand out of thin air, and Xiao Fan was so surprised that he couldn't speak for a long time.
Slap yourself hard, sure it wasn't a dream, the bottle in his hand was real, Xiao Fan gasped, this super weight loss system is simply amazing!
"I don't know if the speed potion tube doesn't work......"
Xiao Fan stared at the glass bottle in his hand excitedly, shook it lightly twice, and the liquid in it was light blue, only about five milliliters.
He wasn't stupid enough to experiment with himself, he walked around, saw a cockroach on the ground, and suddenly came up with an idea.
Unscrew the cap and pour a drop of the Divine Speed Potion on the ground, some of which hit the cockroach's head.
Immediately afterwards, the cockroach was frightened and ran towards the distance, walking like a fly, and the speed far exceeded that of ordinary cockroaches!
Chapter II
Xiao Fan is roughly certain that the super weight loss system he downloaded is an alien technology, and the current level of technology on the earth has not reached such an appalling level.
No matter where this software came from, it made Xiao Fan full of motivation, and he couldn't wait to run another 100,000 steps and exchange all the other items.
Since the Divine Speed Potion is not fake, there is a good chance that the other exchangeable items are genuine, and they are all divine medicines that cannot be bought with money!
After resting for more than ten minutes, he continued to jog for an hour and a half, and when he went home, Xiao Fan was wet with sweat, as if he had just been fished out of the water.
Shen Xiuqin was both relieved and surprised to see her son take the initiative to exercise, it was difficult to ask him to run in the past!
After taking a cold shower, the tiredness and heat of the body dissipated, Xiao Fan was about to have dinner, when the second uncle Xiao Zhongshan and the second aunt Zheng Fang suddenly came to visit the door.
Xiao Fan is not very interested in this family's relatives, and the husband and wife are both show-off personalities.
showed off her wealth in the early years, and later her daughter Xiao Yuqing grew up and began to show off her daughter's achievements, and praised her daughter for how good she was.
Xiao Yuqing is one year younger than Xiao Fan, both of them are in the third year of high school, but they are not in the same school, so they are just being compared, and the result can be imagined.
Although he was tired of his heart, Xiao Fan still had to show a very welcoming look and bring tea and water to the second uncle and his wife.
As soon as he sat down, Xiao Zhongshan asked in the tone of an elder: "Xiaofan, there is less than a year left before the college entrance examination, what are the recent results?"
I was really afraid of something, Xiao Fan was helpless, and reluctantly smiled: "It's average, it's still the same." ”
"It's not good to be the same, your cousin improved from tenth to eighth in the last monthly exam, and I was severely criticized by me, the progress is too small. ”
Xiao Zhongshan said this in his mouth, but there was no unhappy look on his face, how fake he was.
Zheng Fang, who was sitting on the sofa, echoed: "Xiaofan, you have to work harder, the hope of the Xiao family is pinned on your generation, and you cousin alone can do it." ”
Hearing her say this, Xiao Fan was speechless.
What does it mean to rely on Xiao Yuqing alone, my brother is just a little worse in grades, and he is not a dead person!
Shen Xiuqin is also tired of the couple, but she still has to say in the scene: "Son, what your second uncle and second aunt said is right, learn more from Yuqing." ”
"Yes, yes, I must study hard. Xiao Fan nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
didn't seem to see Xiao Fan's perfunctory look, but Zheng Fang became more and more energetic the more he spoke.
"Yesterday I also discussed with Yuqing, whether to apply for Imperial Capital University or Huaqing University, the two universities have their own advantages, it is not easy to choose, Xiaofan does he have a favorite university?"
Xiao Fan almost burst out laughing, Xiao Yuqing's grades are indeed good, but there are still 108,000 miles away from Imperial Capital University, so there is no need to pretend to be so outrageous.
Seeing that Xiao Fan was silent, Zheng Fang changed his sitting posture, and continued with a sense of superiority: "It doesn't matter if you can't get into a national key university, it's always right to take a provincial key exam, if you take a junior college exam, you will be laughed at when you pass it out." ”
If Zheng Fang is not an elder, Xiao Fan will definitely spray her with salt soda, what does the labor and management test have to do with you.
As a junior, Xiao Fan is not easy to speak, and his father Xiao Mengshan can't listen to it.
I only heard Xiao Mengshan say with a stiff face: "If you do well in the exam, you should be praised, if you do well in the exam, continue to work hard, if you can't get into a key university, it's not in the way, we don't live well if we don't go to college!"
Dad's words were bullish, and Xiao Fan gave a big praise in his heart.
was scolded by the eldest brother, Xiao Zhongshan and his wife were embarrassed to show off again, and immediately changed the topic.
After dinner, Xiao Fan returned to his room, full of anticipation to turn on the super weight loss system, and the number of steps increased to more than 13,000 steps.
The remaining 110 points can be directly exchanged for a bottle of Memory Divine Spring, which costs 100 points.
Like the Divine Speed Potion, the Memory Fountain is a colorless transparent liquid in a small glass bottle with a faint fragrance.
Tilt your head and pour it into your mouth, with a slight hint of sweetness, and the taste is quite good.
The Memory Fountain has the effect of improving memory, but I don't know how obvious the effect is.
As a liberal arts student, many knowledge points need to be memorized, and the importance of memory can be imagined.
Because of this, Xiao Fan urgently needed to improve his memory, and he didn't hesitate to drink the memory spring when he was a dead horse.
casually took a list of English words for the college entrance examination from the bedside, and Xiao Fan read it with all his attention.
He was amazed to find that what he had read seemed to be imprinted in his mind, and he could even remember all the annotations for each word without the slightest deviation!
"I'll never forget it!"
Holding the glossary, Xiao Fan's eyes lit up with joy, and his hands trembled slightly.
Taking a deep breath, he picked up the Chinese textbook for the third year of high school, and randomly selected a piece of classical Chinese to read it silently.
Five minutes later, Xiao Fan memorized the classical Chinese word for word, and his fluency was no different from reading a book!
That night, he completely lost sleep, his heart was filled with joy, and at the same time, he was worried that when he woke up, he would find that it was just a dream.
Early the next morning, Xiao Fan got up with a pair of panda eyes, and there was still the language book at the head of the bed.
He was not in a hurry to get dressed, but recalled the text again, and the memory was still clear, not blurred by the night.
Shen Xiuqin found that her son's eyes were black, as if he had been poisoned, and she was immediately startled, and persuaded Xiao Fan to take a day off for a day off, but he politely refused.
"Look up to the sky and laugh and go out, how can my generation be a Penghao person!"
Before going out, Xiao Fan was in high spirits, recited Li Bai's masterpiece loudly, turned to Shen Xiuqin and said, "Mom, look at it, from today onwards, your son will transform gorgeously!"
Shen Xiuqin, who was washing the dishes, looked inexplicable, and always felt that something was wrong with her son today.
Walking into the classroom with his head held high, Xiao Fan had never been so confident, and a pride that looked at the world was stirring in his chest.
When passing by the first few tables, several classmates looked sideways and found that Xiao Fan's temperament had changed, and they were all confused.
A guy who has been delayed in exams again and again, where does he get his confidence and majesty?
In the Chinese class, the test papers were sent, and Xiao Fan failed as expected.
But it's not as bad as English, and I scored 75 points (out of 15, 90 passes), and I was eighth from the bottom of the class.
The Chinese teacher's name is Sun Qiqiang, with a Mediterranean hairstyle, and his nickname is laundry detergent, because the name is the same as a certain brand of laundry detergent.
Laundry detergent teaching is known for its severity, and the mouth often says "strict teachers make high apprentices", and the most common punishment method is to copy texts.
began to analyze the exam questions, and after a while, Xiao Fan and a few other classmates were called, and Huang Zhicheng was among them.
"Fill in the blank part of the famous sentence and famous article, you have done a mess of this kind of scoring question!"
Sun Qiqiang's eagle-like sharp gaze swept over the faces of several people, and he said sharply: "I really doubt that a few of you have memorized the text, starting with Huang Zhicheng, recite the "Preface to King Teng's Pavilion" one by one, and copy it fifteen times if you can't memorize it!"
His eyelids jumped violently, Xiao Fan hurriedly opened the textbook and found the article "Preface to King Teng's Pavilion".
Huang Zhicheng doesn't learn and has no skills, let alone classical Chinese, whether Tang poems and Song poems can be memorized completely is a problem.
He simply replied that he couldn't memorize it, with an indifferent expression.
Anyway, there is no shortage of pocket money, and if you spend some money later, and ask your classmates around you to help copy the text, he can still be at ease.
All of the people who were named were scumbags, except for a few who could stutter and recite a short paragraph, and everyone else gave up the struggle decisively.
Soon it was Xiao Fan's turn, Huang Zhicheng gloated and looked over, his expression was as cheap as he was.
Zhao Yingying of the next group was mocking, the corners of her mouth curved an arc, and she waited for Xiao Fan to come out.
However, the two did not rejoice for long, and were soon replaced by consternation.
I saw Xiao Fan close the textbook, look ahead, and recite without hurry: "Nanchang Ancient County, Hongdu Xinfu, the stars are divided into wings, and the ground is connected to Henglu......"
His voice was subdued, his sentences were coherent, and he recited them very fluently, unlike the previous students.
Unconsciously, the eyes of the teachers and students in the class focused on Xiao Fan, immersed in his recitation.
It wasn't until the last sentence was memorized that Sun Qiqiang came back to his senses and looked at Xiao Fan with puzzled eyes: "Since you can memorize, why can't you write it during the exam?"
Of course, Xiao Fan couldn't tell the truth, and muttered: "I was so nervous during the exam, my mind was blank......"
has been a teacher for more than ten years, Sun Qiqiang has seen many students with deviant psychological quality, who usually perform well, but when he comes to the exam, he will drop the chain, he naturally regards Xiao Fan as this kind of student.