Section 244: International Jokes

In Jianye in April, the sun in the early morning has the brilliance of about to bloom, and it has a cold coolness.

The egg cake stall on the street is steaming, office workers gather here in twos and threes, words such as "an egg cake without green onions" and "add a ham sausage" fall sporadically, and those who get breakfast are leaving in a hurry, running towards the subway station, for fear that there will be too many people later, and they will not even be able to squeeze in the subway.

Although it is not as good as Shanghai Yanjing, Jian Ye's weekday morning subway is still very crowded, and the scene of everyone cramming into the carriage like a plump and dense sardine in a jar is played out every weekday.

Those white-collar workers who have a more relaxed work content, many of them will buy a newspaper when passing by the newsstand, clip it under their armpits, and run to the subway track to wait for the suspicion of the train before stopping, and can't wait to take out the newspaper to read.

If you happen to meet an acquaintance, you will come up and say hello: "Brother Zhang, is it such a coincidence?"

Brother Zhang, who was greeted, glanced up and smiled: "Xiao Wang, today is really early." ”

"I forgot to set my alarm clock back yesterday and couldn't sleep when I woke up. ”

Brother Zhang nodded, glanced at the newspaper in his hand again, then thought of something, looked up and asked, "By the way, what is the reaction of that Chen Wu? Don't you have any Weibo? ”

Xiao Wang may not have looked very good in spirit because of lack of sleep, and he was a little wilted, but after hearing this brother Zhang's words, he immediately came to his senses, with a look of regret: "Not yet, I waited in front of the computer until twelve o'clock yesterday, and I didn't wait for a response from there, and finally thought that I had to go to work today, so I didn't wait, and I went to sleep." ”

What the two of them are talking about is the incident between Shen Huan and Chen Wu in the past few days, this is already a public topic in their office these days, if you don't know about this matter, you can't even blend into the office atmosphere.

When Brother Zhang heard this, he glanced at the newspaper again—although he had already browsed it just now—and the reports on it were indeed as Xiao Wang said, and Chen Wu had not yet responded.

This made him look a little regretful, and said: "But then again, that singing is a bit powerful, and I can write in classical Chinese, I really can't understand it." As far as the ones published in the newspapers, I am also blinded by the fact that you are really in front of me, and I am still a college student. ”

In the end, this brother Zhang also laughed at himself.

Xiao Wang's eyebrows fluttered, "Who says it's not? Those things I learned in school, I haven't used them for so many years, and they have long been thrown into outer space, and I was stunned when I saw them for the first time on Weibo." It's such a long article, it's all in classical Chinese, and I can't even read it!"

"You say that these cultural people are really interesting, the scolding and fighting are incomprehensible, then Chen Wu is. After Shen Huan wrote a poem, he didn't say anything, and directly wrote an essay in response. Although the prose is in the vernacular, I can understand every word, and I can understand the whole article, but I really don't understand what he wrote. ”

When Brother Zhang heard this, he interjected, "Then what Weibo is not only fast, but there are people below to help translate?

Xiao Wang nodded and shook his head again: "I shouldn't have taken the money, right? There are quite a few people who volunteer to work like this on Weibo. But Weibo is really good, not to mention anything else, in this matter, it is much faster than these newspapers, and there are many talents in it, helping to scold, do translation, help with ideas, and watch the news is also very atmospheric. ”

After casually saying something about his feelings, he turned the topic back to what he had just now and continued.

"Actually, it's thanks to these love shows. Chen Wu's article is okay, at least in the vernacular, although we can't understand the deep meaning, we can always understand it on the face, but Shen Huan is different. This guy has been holding back for a long time to come up with such a thing, and he will directly make people stunned!"

When he said this, Xiao Wang's eyebrows were dancing, and the two small eyes that were usually teased "Why are you talking to me with your eyes closed, do you look down on me?" widened.

Brother Zhang interjected into his mouth again, "That's what kind of getaway, right?"

Xiao Wang nodded, "Uh-huh", and said: "You don't know the situation at the time, as soon as his Weibo was released, it exploded directly, and everyone was stunned, the situation was too enthusiastic." Although we can't understand it, we understand that this is classical Chinese, isn't it? And such a long article, I'm afraid it's not thousands of words, but I just look at it at a glance, and I feel terrible if I don't understand it. Needless to say, the level of education is that everyone knows the bar, otherwise who can write so many classical Chinese at once if they are ordinary people?"

Judging an article by the number of words, the standard for judging whether an article is "powerful" is quite simple, which partially reflects the simple values of the majority of working people.

When Brother Zhang heard this, he still remembered what Xiao Wang said just now, and asked again: "Is there someone under Weibo who also translates?"

This one is quite qualified.

When Xiao Wang heard this, he patted his clothes and said, "Then there must be! The most important thing on Weibo is all kinds of talented gods." Although he wrote it in Chinese, it was eventually translated. It's just that he wrote too much, and the translators were translated after sending several comments, but after reading it, I realized that he really wasn't writing blindly, it turned out that like Chen Wu, it also had a deep meaning. But my favorite is the last sentence of his article, which I have memorized. ”

Saying that, Xiao Wang, who said "those guys who like to show off" several times, also showed off himself, and rarely dropped his book bag.

"No one has self, no god has no merit, and no saint has no name. ”

After the show was over, Xiao Wang patted his clothes again, and sighed: "This sentence is too stylish, it sounds like fantasy, and the force is much stronger than those fantasy!

Speaking of this, Xiao Wang became proud again.

Can you be surprised?

Since Chen Wu learned from Shen Huan and responded to Shen Huan's song "That Life" with a prose, public opinion has exploded again.

It's just that it's different from martial arts, and it's different from the scolding of ordinary public figures, these two people use the high-end model of fighting friends with higher ranks, and ordinary people really can't learn it.

This unprecedented way of fighting against each other, the two sides with their own traffic,-for-tat and actively participating in the attitude of you coming and going, raised the incident again, and vigorously pushed it down. And with Shen Huan under the watchful eye of the public, after responding with a "Getaway", the popularity exploded again.

"There is a fish in the North Underworld, and its name is Kun. The Kun is so big that I don't know how many thousands of miles it is. Turned into a bird, its name is Peng...... Pengzhi migrated in the south of the underworld, the water hit 3,000 miles, and the one who swayed up 90,000 miles...... If the husband takes advantage of the righteousness of heaven and earth, and the argument of the six qis, and swims in infinity, he will be treated as evil! Therefore, it is said: To man without self, God and man without merit, and saint without name. ”

Sprinkled with hundreds of words, throughout the text.

The people who were waiting to see the lively melon eaters were directly stunned when they saw it, and they only felt unconscious, and then went crazy.

You told me this is a singer?

What are you kidding internationally!

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