Chapter 1430: Ideological Enlightenment
"It is precisely because we have bastards like Brother He and Brother Chao as opponents that we have to think about not how to win the game, but how to contribute to all mankind, resist their various indiscriminate tricks, and directly kill them in exchange for the peace and happiness of all mankind!" Zhao Yongqi waved his iron fist, his face flushed with religious fanatics.
"Don't be afraid of the next three indiscriminate!" Zhao Yongqi shouted with a fist.
"Don't be afraid of the next three indiscriminate! Feifei and Li Ji-eun immediately followed suit, smiling and standing beside the handsome man, waving their little pink fists.
"Kill the slut!"
"Hee-hee, kill the slut!"
"Be happy, don't be a slut!"
"Be happy, don't be a slut......! Frog Oba, you're so funny. ”
The pre-game mobilization here attracted bursts of laughter, and among the Han warriors on the other side, the two target "sluts" only felt that the world was full of malice, and they were not cold, but about to freeze.
Finally the laughter subsided, Zhao Yongqi seemed to be in a good mood, patted the two little troublemakers on the shoulders one by one, and said with a smile: "I can't see it, you two little comrades, your consciousness is still quite high." Don't be proud, continue to work hard, always surround Xiao Qi Ge, and fight to the death with sluts at any time. ”
"Hehe, Xiao Qi, don't tease anymore, your stomach hurts from laughing. Yang Mu covered his stomach and simply squatted on the ground, his beautiful eyes full of smiles.
Zhao Yongqi turned his head and looked at the three goddesses who were squatting on the ground and giggling, his sword frowned, shook his head and said with a disappointed face: "Look at Feifei and Zhien, and then look at you." Hey~~ Why is the gap in ideological consciousness so big?"
"Hee-hee, I know that people are awesome this time. Li Zhien hugged Zhao Yongqi's arm with excitement on his face, raised his little face expectantly, and waited for praise.
This time, Zhao Yongqi did not hesitate at all, and immediately gave a thumbs up and exclaimed: "Princess Zhien's enlightenment is a bar!"
"Hee-hee-......" was immediately coaxed very happy, and the smile on his face became a little sweeter.
Seeing that Zhao Yongqi was also finished tossing, Li Chen, who had laughed for a long time, walked over, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Xiao Qi, it's time to talk about how to get it, only five people can be played, how to distribute." ”
"Does this still need to be distributed?" Zhao Yongqi casually pointed to the three smiling goddesses who finally stood up and said: "This kind of fierce physical confrontation, Bao Goddess has always been a bench seat for playing soy sauce. Goddess Mumu has never seen how indiscriminate that group of sluts are, and she is also bullied. The two little girls must be on this kind of excitement, and there are still three seats left, so we can't remove one of the three men and let the goddess of confusion go on, right?"
Li Chen thought about it, nodded and said, "Then the three of us will add Feifei and Zhien, and Zhixiao will be the substitute." ”
The Xiongnu side was distributed, but the Han warriors almost had to fight. The reason is very simple, there are currently a total of five men and one woman among the warriors of the Han army, there can be a bench seat, so Cheng He and Deng Chao, who knew that something was wrong, in order to compete for this bench seat and avoid being eaten by the annoyed and angry monsters, so they directly started the Nth Han army infighting.
However, the time of infighting was not long, because Deng Chao simply blocked the top of Mount Tai of a pig, and he didn't hold on for a minute before directly patting the ground to admit defeat and surrender, so the triumphant Cheng He stood up, clapped his hands and hummed a little song and prepared to walk in the direction of the bench. But at this moment, Lu Hao suddenly said, "Hehe, where are you going? This is a six-on-six basketball game." ”
"......" Cheng He, who had a sluggish face, turned around, looked at Lu Hao, who was smiling evilly, and stared at him for a long time before shouting: "Old man, when I was fighting with Brother Chao just now, why didn't you say it?
"Hahaha......" In the laughter of the audience, the six-on-six Huns vs. Han basketball battle is about to begin.
On the Xiongnu side, Xiao Baozi and Yangmu were substituted, and the other full members played, as for the Han army, there was nothing to say, there were only six people in total.
As soon as the two sides stood still, they didn't care about anything, just put on a good-looking referee, and walked to the middle tee area with a basketball.
Just when the whistle was about to sound, Cheng He fell down softly, hugged his thighs and shouted: "Ahhh
A group of people watched the performance that rolled around and rotted to the extreme, and couldn't help but burst into laughter again. Just as Deng Chao was rolling his eyes and wanted to learn from him, he saw Zhao Yongqi jumping out with an arrow step, and shouted with a nervous face: "Brother He, hold on, I will help you treat it, and ensure that the disease is cured." ”
"No, I've ...... Ahhh So, the forced yoga was gorgeously transferred to "first aid yoga", and a white crane would show its wings for a while, and it would be a flat sand and a wild goose, in short, Cheng He, who ate the first bite of crab, almost didn't really hang up.
Five minutes later, after enjoying yoga, Cheng He, who had a pained look on his face, finally escaped from the tiger's mouth under Lu Hao's forced intervention, and the two sides began to stand opposite each other.
"Beep!" After the whistle blew, the referee tossed the basketball high.
According to normal basketball, at this time, the players who are already fighting for the ball jump up and then try to grab the ball to their side. However, Zhao Yongqi didn't even squint at the corner of his eye, and pounced on Deng Chao, who also didn't think about grabbing the ball at all, but only wanted to run away.
The clean and beautiful basketball flew into the air pitifully, and when no one cared about it, it fell silently to the ground.
"Brother Chao, you have finally fallen into my hands!" Zhao Yongqi looked at Deng Chao, who had already grabbed his arm, with a smile.
"Shan Yu, I have something to say, I can explain it...... Ahhh
On the other side, Li Chen caught Wang Zulan and Li Guangzhu, Feifei hugged Zheng Kai, who also had nothing to do with the girl, and Zhizhi was grinning with the baby. Lin Xin originally grabbed Cheng He, but he didn't know what Cheng He said, but the two of them walked to the edge of the arena very amicably, and simply sat side by side to watch the play.
The cute Li Zhien looked left and left with his little head, and found that he had no opponent after only such a while, so he happily picked up the basketball, ran directly to the basket in his arms, and made a cute sound like "hey", trying to throw the basketball into the basket.
Zhao Yongqi tried the iron plate bridge for Deng Chao, and just looked up to see Li Zhien's throwing action, and almost missed the unlucky Deng teasing to the middle section.
"Ji-eun, you little fool, that's our basket!"
"Hahaha......"
Zhao Yongqi's helpless shouts and laughter sounded at the same time.