Chapter 688: Half a catty of braised pot meat, ready to fight
Hearing Liu Eighteen's explanation, Huoda was just sluggish for a while, he was not stupid, and gritted his teeth when he heard this:
"General, aren't you talking about pigs going into the water? Who can eat this thing, don't they just squeeze the oil lard. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
Chen Hongzhi didn't understand, he couldn't figure it out, why did the pig go into the water?
Liu Shiba's face was pale, his fingers trembled, he took out a few horns from his jacket pocket, lit one himself, and handed one to Huoda and Chen Hongzhi.
Zheng Weida and Luo Gang, one was piloting and the other was driving, and directly refused the horn.
No. 3 had a strange face, looked at the horn in Liu Eighteen's hand stupidly, and was silent for a long time.
"Whew!"
Liu Eighteen took a deep breath of cigarette, brewed in his lungs for a while, turned his head to look at the emerald flower with a blushing face, like a girl, and asked:
"Aunt Cuihua, have you seen Old Tang and Huang Zhong today?"
Cuihua was stunned when she heard this:
"See, that old Tang called Huang Zhong and Chen Haowen to his room this morning. ā
Liu Eighteen nodded and said:
"Let's go see what they're doing. ā
After speaking, he was about to leave, but Liu Eighteen was grabbed by No. 3 and said:
"Cuihua is very good, let her follow me. ā
"Aunt Cuihua is the old man of Liujiatun, what do you want her to do? Even if I agree, Uncle Ergou will definitely not agree. ā
Liu 18 explained.
Number Three sneered and said:
"You remember, when Zhu Yingtai died, she handed over her red handkerchief inheritance to me.
Since I took her things and didn't refuse, I naturally want to help her fulfill her last wish. ā
Liu Eighteen said strangely:
"What last wish?"
"Revive the Red Handkerchief Gate. ā
Number Three straightened his back.
's physique, Huo Da, Chen Hongzhi, and a few soldiers standing guard at the door were dazzled.
"I say, do you understand, what is a red handkerchief?"
Liu Shibai was a little helpless, so he had to be patiently enlightened.
No. 3 was stunned for a moment, and said in surprise:
"Stepdaughter, of course I know, what I do is the sale of fireworks in Willow Lane, and I receive the worship of millions of pimps. ā
Hearing this, Cuihu glared at No. 3 angrily and said:
"The old lady is almost sixty, and you still let me sell it?"
No. 3 glared and replied:
"If you don't marry me, I'll kill you. ā
Liu Eighteen said secretly, you know how to do it, and you still have to pull the almost sixty Cuihua to do it together......
"Number Three, although you are a combination of human body and intellectual brain, a lot of knowledge is not seen on the Internet and books.
For example, in today's era, the money in the land of fireworks and willow alleys is not easy to make, and now there are many substitutes that can replace women......"
Speaking of this, Liu Shibai waved his hand helplessly and said:
"Come with me, and I will show you how the superman of our time solves his hunger and thirst. ā
Immediately, Liu Eighteen took the lead and walked towards Old Tang's room......
"Wow!"
Walking to the door of a crew room, Liu 18 gently pushed the door open.
An extremely strong fragrance wafted in, and the scene that appeared in front of everyone's eyes made everyone who followed stunned.
In the crew room of seven or eight square meters, Huang Zhong and Chen Haowen, one of them holding a large iron bowl, were drinking wine and eating small meat.
There are also a few plates of marching fast food on the small table, such as green beans, five-meal meat, bean drum fish, mustard and so on.
And Lao Tang closed his eyes, sleeping soundly in his forehead bed, wearing a big pair of pants, looking very tired, and he didn't even know that someone had come in.
Seeing Liu Eighteen bring people in, Huang Zhong hurriedly stood up and said with a smile:
"My lord. ā
Chen Haowen sat silently, gobbling up, eating something in large pieces......
"Why are you here?"
Liu Eighteen glanced at the greasy corner of Huang Zhong's mouth suspiciously.
"Old Tang said in the morning that please eat meat, the old man hadn't eaten meat for a long time, and his heart was itching and panicking, so he came. ā
Huang Zhong responded truthfully.
The corners of Liu Shiba's mouth twitched, and he remembered a scene that had happened in the black prison and a joke that Lu Xiaolin had said......
Huo Da and Chen Hongzhi looked at the food on the table and couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
Cuihua and No. 3 had dark faces, looking at Huang Zhong's mouth with oily lips and chewing on them.
Chen Haowen felt that something was wrong at this time, wiped the greasy corners of his mouth, stood up and glared at Liu Shibadao:
"What's wrong? Why do you look at labor and management like that? The emperor is not a hungry soldier, and he doesn't want to eat meat?"
Liu Eighteen was speechless for an instant and said:
"I'll tell you a story......
Then, Liu Shibai took a puff of cigarette and said with an extremely painful expression:
"I think back then, when I was in the black prison, I met a few lovely people......"
"At that time, there were men in No. 108, so I joked that I was going to get a plastic comparison and come in and play with it.
Then one of the guys said with contempt, do you know what it means to save?
Go to the market and buy a piece of pork, cut a hole with a knife, then cook it in a steamer, smear it with vegetable oil, and use it while it's hot......"
"What's the use of this thing?"
Cuihua asked with bulging eyes.
"This! This thing is for a man, and he uses it wherever he needs catharsis.
When you run out, wash it with clean water, then put it in the refrigerator, and you can use it again next time......"
Liu Eighteen spoke eloquently, with a strange face.
After listening to Liu Shiba's story, the scene suddenly fell silent......
Even No. 3, who had always been calm, clenched his fists at this time, glared at Liu 18 viciously, and then glared at the corpse on the bed, snoring Lao Tang.
Chen Hongzhi swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, looked at Huang Zhong and Chen Haowen with frozen faces, and turned his head to look at Liu Shibadao:
"The one who speaks, you ......"
Liu Shibai nodded with a wry smile and said:
"But today, I found a talent, Old Tang......!
He was not only particular about the materials, but also cut the pig cheeks directly from the sow, cooked them, and found that there was no refrigerator after using them......
So, this guy used up the waste, washed and chopped the used pig cheeks with water, and fried a bowl of braised pork......"
Speaking of this, Liu Shibai looked at Huang Zhong's cheeks strangely, and then looked at the chopsticks in Chen Haowen's hand, and there was a piece of braised pork that had been bitten in half......
Liu Shibai didn't say anything, waved his hand and turned his head straight away from here......
"Help...... Don't hit me!"
Then, Old Tang's pig-like howl resounded throughout the Storm Battleship!
Moreover, this matter spread throughout the Storm Battleship at an extremely terrifying speed, and some soldiers panicked when they saw the meat, causing the fat pigs on the battleship to be raised for a long time and not eaten.
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In the blink of an eye, seven days have passed, and the storm battleship, carrying Admiral Liu 18 and a group of rabble, finally came to the South China Sea.
On this day, Deputy Captain Zheng Weida trotted open the door of the captain's room and laughed loudly:
"Report to the captain, three hundred nautical miles ahead, two aircraft carrier formations with a total of eighteen warships were discovered.
After identification, it was confirmed that two joint cruise formations from the United States and Australia were heading towards Guam, preparing to replenish supplies. ā
Liu 18 turned over and sat up, put on his military uniform, and said solemnly:
"Inform all the personnel and get ready for battle!"
Zheng Weida hesitated:
"Those soldiers haven't eaten pork for a long time, and their bodies are a little weak......"
Liu Eighteen retched and said sharply:
"Slaughter Old Tang for me, add ...... food"
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