575 First class and one fool master

When you go to the police station, Principal Wolf is not afraid, but Principal Wolf is most afraid that the guns in their car will be searched by the police, so can you still get out?

"I'm really a bodyguard, so I don't have to discuss?"

"Let's go to the police station and discuss it, let's go!"

In this way, Principal Wolf's money tactics are afraid that they will not work, this is a good policeman with a very righteous sense. With a frown, he left the hotel and got into a Ford police car, and in the back compartment of the police car, the police officers were facing the Principal Wolf as if they were the enemy, and pointed their guns at the Principal Wolf, who Carapal must have described the Principal Wolf as an extremely dangerous and violent element.

The wind and waves have come, and the boat will not capsize in the gutter, and the principal is extremely unwilling.

"Sheriff, I'm a bodyguard, if you don't believe me, you can go and ask my employer, Miss Leah Sophie. ”

Principal Wolf asked this sentence, just to know if Carapal had brought someone to arrest Lia Sophie and Lan Xin, did Carapal take out a cigarette from the pocket of his jacket in his police uniform, and then took out a beautiful stainless steel lighter with a three-point swimsuit girl printed on it, and after lighting it, Meimei took a puff of cigarette and said: "Chinese relatives, you are really careless, too careless, don't worry, those two beauties are about to meet you, you will see her soon." ”

Principal Wolf secretly scolded this bastard for his shrewdness, thinking to himself that this time it was a fight.

Principal Wolf didn't know where the police station in the scenic spot was, so he could only sit in the police car in a daze, thinking about what to do behind him. At this moment, Carapal's phone rang, and the guy didn't look at it, holding the phone like a child and saying to another friend with pride: I have candy, do you have it?

This makes it clear that the sheriff wants to tell him that Lan Xin and Leah Sophie have been arrested.

The principal could only look at the roof of the car and sigh, this damn policeman, it was really bad, the wolf principal always reminded himself, people should not be good-looking, the sea water could not be measured, why don't you have a long memory! If you think about it again last night, you may be able to see what is greasy, when you checked last night, Carapal didn't seem to check Barsaros's ID card, routine inspection, this is not normal, Principal Wolf only now remembers what is wrong, but it is too late to say anything.

He could only enjoy the sheriff's triumphant performance with a blank face.

Who knows, when Carapar answered the mobile phone, his face suddenly sank, his brows furrowed, and the wolf principal suddenly felt happy in his heart, hehe, it's too early to be happy, didn't catch it! The sheriff answered the phone and said: It's useless to invite so many wizards, just die, I can't help it.

After he hung up the phone, he actually showed a slightly sad look on his face.

Seeing this, Principal Wolf made a circle in his heart and asked, "Mr. Sheriff, why is it so painful to look at you?"

Sergeant Carapar, who was still proud and had a proud smile, suddenly seemed to be a different person, casually took a baton from the policeman next to him, and hit the wolf principal a few times without a head, blinding the wolf principal.

"Damn, don't ask what you shouldn't ask, I'm in pain, I'm in pain, what's your business?"

Principal Wolf's two hands were handcuffed behind his back, and he was hit on the head, and his body was hit several times, it should have hurt a lot, however, he seemed to forget the pain, and a sentence popped out of his mouth: "Mr. Sheriff, in fact, I am also a wizard, a wizard who heals all diseases! You Mexican wizards, NOOK, we Chinese wizards are really OK!"

Principal Wolf's words made all the policemen in the police car stare at him, and Carapal was stunned at first, and then laughed: "Dear relatives, no matter what bad ideas you use, it is still useless, you have violated Mexican law, you must be punished, this is absolute, absolutely non-negotiable." ”

Principal Wolf himself didn't know why he jumped out of the sentence that he was a wizard, maybe he was sick and rushed to the doctor, anyway, he needed to delay now, once he entered the police station, it would be considered a complete fight.

So, he was serious. Very serious, with a bit of a Jianghu cultivator tone: "Mr. Sheriff, don't believe that I am a wizard, in fact, I am a famous wizard in a province on the southwest border of China, my law name is Wushan Zhenren, Wushan Zhenren, do you understand? It doesn't matter if you don't understand, you just need to know that I am a wizard." I am the heir of the two hundred and first generation of Wushan Gate, I have been studying witchcraft for 18 years, I have been learning witchcraft since I was eight years old, learning witch doctors, not that I boast and sell myself, our Wushanmen witchcraft witch doctors are famous all over the world, and the place where we practice in Wushanmen, within a diameter of 100 kilometers, does not need a hospital, the hospital is bankrupt, and it can't be opened, why, yes, why. The reason is very simple, because we Wushanmen will see a doctor, no matter what the disease is, as long as we get to our Wushanmen, it can be cured, and it doesn't cost a lot of money, and some are even free, obligation. Therefore, if there are no patients in the hospital, how can there be patients in the hospital, and the doctors will not receive their salaries, and the hospital will go bankrupt, and we will become doctors, top doctors. I also tell you that the best treatment method in our Wushanmen is witchcraft, we can treat all patients with incurable diseases, including those who are not good at treating in regular hospitals, all come to our Wushanmen for treatment, for example, strange diseases that cannot be diagnosed and cured at all, like what ghosts are on the body, invaded by evil things, etc., as long as it cannot be solved by modern medicine, as long as it is to Wushanmen, it is a person who is dying, we can also cure him, believe it or not, of course, be modest, such as cancer and the like, we have not yet made a complete breakthrough, and the damned have to die。 However, I also tell you that I am not only the heir of Wushanmen, I am also the person in charge of Wushanmen, referred to as the head of the door that we Chinese say, the head of the gate, do you know what it means? To put it simply, I am the boss of Wushanmen, the most powerful wizard doctor, now you should understand, you can't understand anymore, that proves that your IQ has a problem. ”

Karapal first watched the monkey show and asked the Principal Wolf to say, and in the end, all the policemen, including Karapar, were stunned by what Principal Wolf said, and they were listening to the Principal Wolf's guns and unconsciously towards the floor of the carriage.

Of course, Principal Wolf didn't want to rob other people's guns, and it wouldn't be of much use if he did.

Carapal finally came back and said, 'You've said so much, what do you want to do?'

"It's very simple, I'm a witch doctor, you can't get it after you hire so many witch doctors, I may be able to do it, I believe, from your sad face, I know that the patient must be very important to you, yes, it must be, you are a very emotional person, a good policeman, so, I want to treat that patient, this is the most basic professional ethics of our Wushan Gate for hundreds of years, no, professional medical ethics, as long as there is a patient, especially when the witch doctor needs to come forward, we are duty-bound, so, after I treat that patient, it is not too late for you to send me to the police station, we Chinese say, saving people is like fighting fire, saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating massacre, do you know what it means to be a seventh-level floating tu, alas, you don't understand it, it's really playing the piano to a buffalo...."

"Do you dare me to call me a buffalo?" Calapal scolded as he waved his baton and glared.

"I, no, no, you're not a buffalo, you're a cow, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know how to explain it all at once... Hehehe...."

Principal Wolf's words made the tension in the police car relax all of a sudden, just like a chat between friends, and a group of policemen were all amused.

Carapal stopped laughing and asked, "You are a real wizard, you can't deceive people! if you do, I'll smash your ass right away." Principal Wolf said: "Why should I lie to you, since I left China, I haven't used witchcraft to see someone for a long time, and my hands are itchy. ”

Carapar nodded, a look of approval.

"That said, Sergeant, I didn't say you, your luck is so good, you met me, the most powerful wizard in Wushanmen! Of course, that patient is also so lucky, I can predict it, you wait a minute. When the Principal Wolf said this, he closed his eyes and muttered in his mouth for a while, the police thought he was reciting a spell, and the Principal Wolf was talking about it: Damn dead fat guy, dare to hit me, grass mud horse, you are an eight-generation ancestor.....

Of course, he is not speaking Mandarin, he uses the mixed native language of his hometown, the south and the north, that is a little bit, not to mention Mexicans, even if it is Chinese, to understand his words, it must be at the master level. He scolded a lot, opened his eyes, and said in a deep voice: "That patient may not die, because he met a noble man from the East, and this noble man is me, nobleman, nobleman, do you know what it means?"

Everyone shook their heads.

The sheriff pondered for a moment and asked, 'I know the antonym of nobleman. ’

'What?'

"Sluts! lowly people, not expensive, very cheap. ”

This explanation made Headmaster Wolf laugh bitterly, and he laughed and said, 'Alright, well, what an interesting explanation, Sheriff, just say, would you like me to go and help the patient perform my wonderful and magical oriental sorcery?'

Carapar hesitated, but Principal Wolf could see that his defense line had been almost overwhelmed, and he said, "I'm here to be a bodyguard for people this time, it's not a big deal, right, Sheriff." ”

"There's a question I don't understand, since you're a wizard, why do you want to be someone else's bodyguard, you are so strong, how did you practice, I really didn't expect you to have such strength, and you don't look very strong."

"If you don't understand, that's right, you all become wizards! I use witchcraft, do you understand witchcraft? It's through my witchcraft power, let my power concentrate a little bit and burst out, this is an unconventional power, also called superpower, I've watched Spider-Man, I've watched Superman movies, my power is like theirs, understand, it's not me saying you, if I show my strength with all my might, this police car will be kicked by me like paper!"

Hula, all the guns were pointed at him again.

Principal Wolf smiled lightly and said, "Don't be nervous, I am a legal Chinese citizen, and I will abide by Mexican laws and regulations when I come to Mexico, if I did that, I would have done it a long time ago, why wait until now, I don't want to stay in a prison cell for the rest of my life, you say yes, Sheriff." ’

Carapar motioned for the police to put the gun down, turned to the driver and said: Don't go to the police station, go to the tiger's house.