Mars Fengyun 142.Lao Tzu is a vegetarian
There was only a distance of about ten meters from the gate to the pavilion, and Zhou Yishan could clearly see Chen Zhizhi or Yang Liushu's stupid and uncertain expressions, but he didn't know that the other party was preparing to use him for hot pot.
Zhou Yishan was very satisfied with his performance, pretending to be inexplicable but surprised, and it took a long time to come back to his senses, Shi Shiran walked to the coffee table, and arched his hand: "See you on Zhou Zhoushan...... Don't know what to call me?"
"When the wicked guest arrives, he doesn't know who I am?" Chen Zhizhi also came back to his senses, his face was not good, and he said coldly, "But the hot pot ingredients don't need to know who soaked it!"
"I just don't know what to call it, is it Brother Wu Wolf, or Chen Zhizhi?" or ......" Zhou Yishan smiled, "Isn't it? I'm such a handsome, chic, knowledgeable, and handsome guy with noble morals, you actually want to eat me?"
How can you be an ordinary person? When did an ordinary person become so bold?
But would ordinary people know my name?
It's good he doesn't know I'm ......
Chen Zhizhi seemed to be relieved when he heard this, and said: "Whatever! Brother Wu Wolf is okay, Chen Zhizhi is okay, as for whether to eat shabu or roast? It depends on the purpose of your visit. ”
"See you then...... Brother Wu Wolf!"
The reason why I don't call Chen Zhizhi or Mr. Yang Liu or anything like that is because I don't want to tear my face for the time being.
Zhou Zhoushan naturally sat on the other side of the coffee table, arched his hand and said: "It's too old to eat meat, don't look at my fine skin and tender meat, in fact, I am 15,388 years old." It's too oily to eat when it's baked, and the corners of the mouth will be oily and the image will be damaged......! Braise a big pot, chew it slowly and eat it, relieve anger and hatred!"
Chen Zhizhi looked surprised.
"Seeing that my brother is also a delicate person with fine skin and tender meat shoulders, I can't pick my hands and can't lift them, let me drink two cups by myself first, and wash away the feces and urine in my stomach, and then you can eat it directly......"
"Lao Tzu is a vegetarian......" Chen Zhizhi said extremely depressed.
"Oh, brother, it's good to be a vegetarian, it's good to be vegetarian! It's best to eat and drink dew, and even have some photosyn......thesis," Zhou Yishan exclaimed.
What does he mean by that?
Did you see through it......
But Chen Zhizhi has no waves on his face at this time!
On the coffee table was a flask with an empty glass on the side.
Grabbing the wine jug and picking up the cup, Zhou Yishan poured himself a glass, the wine was as red as blood, and there was a thick bloody smell.
It can't be blood, right?
Boys and girls?
Zhou Yishan hesitated slightly, and Chen Zhizhi showed a thick look of sarcasm.
To drink or not to drink?
Zhou Zhou Shan knew that Chen Zhizhi's ridicule was to provoke him, but he gently put down the cup and said, "Forget it, a gentleman doesn't win people's love!"
As he spoke, he took out a large bamboo tube from the storage ring, twisted the lid slightly, and a rich fragrance permeated the entire pavilion.
Old Mountain Monkey Wine, rich in the essence of life!
That's a big deal!
Seeing that Zhou Zhoushan was preparing to drink on a bamboo tube, Chen Zhizhi couldn't help but "grunt" and swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely.
"Isn't it good to eat good things alone?" Chen Zhizhi couldn't help but salivate, and said indifferently.
"How can this be called eating alone? You see you have a cup in your hand, I have a bamboo tube in my hand, we have our own loves, come and toast!" Zhou Zhou Shan raised the bamboo tube, raised it to Brother Wu Wolf, and said: "I feel deep and bored!
Chen Zhizhi frowned, and when he saw that Zhou Yishan was really going to drink alone, he put down the cup in his hand and grabbed it at the bamboo tube, which was as fast as lightning.
But Chen Zhizhi, who was determined to win, thought that he was nine out of ten, but he didn't expect that there would be one out of ten, and he was avoided by Zhou Yishan at will.
When Chen Zhizhi saw it, he couldn't help but feel the heart of victory, stood up, leaned forward, and his hands were like willows in the wind, rolling up many phantoms.
Zhou Yishan took a step back, raised his tube to drink, Chen Zhizhi crossed the coffee table to pursue, and the two claws and feet fought, fighting together.
Chen Zhizhi's attacks are sometimes wide open and closed like a tiger out of the slaughter, sometimes delicate and small like a weak willow supporting the wind, violently opening the stele and cracking stones, the weak place of spring flowers and autumn moon, attacking like mercury pouring into the ground, and defending like an iron plate across the river without leakage.
Zhou Zhoushan was like a drunk, leaning forward and backward, staggering left and right, stumbling, stumbling, and having no rules at all, but no matter what kind of moves Chen Zhizhi had, he avoided it dangerously.
And in his stumbling and swaying movements, there are implied everywhere the characteristics of flashing, spreading, soaring, moving, defending the real hair, avoiding every attack, taking advantage of the gap, and pointing to the east and the west.
Attacking and defending, a bamboo tube of wine has been drunk clean by Zhou Yishan.
casually threw the empty bamboo tube to Chen Zhizhi, and Zhou Yishan took out another pot, and in the dodge and return hit, he drank it heartily.
Chen Zhizhi took a deep breath while holding the bamboo tube, with a look of intoxication on his face, but unfortunately there was nothing left in the bamboo tube.
"It's fun to play with me, isn't it?" Chen Zhizhi said angrily.
"Do you know what a joke is?"
Zhou Zhoushan took another sip as if intoxicated, and said with an indifferent smile.
"The so-called tricking refers to playing tricks and teasing, and you are not a beauty, how can I play with you? I sincerely came to visit, and you snatched my wine, but instead beat me upside down, it is really not ancient!"
"Hmph, you take out the wine, but you don't know how to share, didn't your nursery teacher teach you to share?" Chen Zhizhi shot more and more aggressively.
"Tut-tut...... I'm sorry, I haven't read a book for a day, you talk to me as an illiterate person......"
Zhou Zhou Shan sighed, but the movements on his feet were not slow at all, and he staggered and pitched to dissolve Chen Zhizhi's offensive in all directions.
At the beginning, the two of them were completely a competition of moves and footwork, but the more Chen Zhizhi couldn't grab it, the more angry he became, and gradually increased his strength, and every blow was infused with the true yuan, fierce is really fierce, weak is a real yin move, and a gloomy atmosphere permeated the pavilion.
But Zhou Zhou Shan drank more and more energetic, flickering left and right, his whereabouts were erratic, his body was like a madman, his footwork was pulling east and west, his fist was rigid and soft, fast and flexible, no matter how Brother Wu changed his moves, he didn't even touch a corner of Zhou Zhoushan's clothes.
Suddenly, Zhou Yishan felt that something under his feet seemed to be wrapped around his legs, and he was about to jump up, and there were thousands of palm shadows on his head, and he was sealed in all directions, so that he could no longer dodge.
If you want to break through, you have to use your real skills to forcibly tear a hole.
It's not a life-and-death feud, forget it!
Thinking of this, Zhou Yishan simply did not dodge or dodge, and handed the bamboo tube in his hand forward.
Chen Zhizhi grabbed the bamboo tube, poured it violently, laughed and returned to his original seat.
The blockade was lifted.
Zhou Yishan also laughed, grabbed Chen Zhizhi's wine jug on the coffee table, and poured it all.
"Good boy!" Chen Zhizhi said.
"You're not bad!" Zhou Yishan wiped the corners of his mouth and threw out more than a dozen bamboo tubes.
Brother Wu caught all the bamboo tubes, raised his hand, and threw out a huge wine jar.
Zhou Shan slapped open the mud seal and swallowed it in a big gulp.
Chen Zhizhi put away the other bamboo tubes rarely, and only took the small sip of the tube that Zhou Yishan had just drunk, and saw Zhou Yishan sprinkling it while drinking, revealing a painful look.
"Farewell!" Zhou Yishan relieved himself and staggered out with the jar.
"Earth boy, keep coming when you have time!" Chen Zhizhi shouted behind him.
"You are not authentic, I will give you so many cylinders, you will give me an altar, and make up ......for it next time" Zhou Yishan did not look back, but shook his right hand behind him, and said with a big tongue.
Am I not authentic?
It seems to be a little, he gave me seventeen cylinders, I gave him a jar, and Brother Wu only thought about the quantity for a while, not the quality.
Seventeen to one more.
One tube is about two catties, and one jar is one hundred catties.
Two is one big.
That's right, that's me wrong.
Chen Zhizhi took out a jar painfully, threw it at Zhou Yishan, and said, "I'm sorry, it's out of stock!"
Zhou Yishan took it, gave his thumb back, and said, "Brother, I made this friend of yours!"
Sipsing the old mountain monkey wine, it wasn't until there was no one in the mountain on Monday that Chen Zhizhi suddenly came back to his senses and yelled angrily: "Good boy, it's not authentic, dare to deceive me for changing the god wine, don't be caught by me, if you catch it, I'll use you to open a running water seat!"