Chapter 275: If you don't do it, you won't die
"I'm!"
"You slow down. ”
"Leave me alone!ah~!"
"I said, tell you to slow down, this kind of fried bun is very hot, and there is soup in it. ”
On the streets of Shanghai, Magneto wiped his mouth with a tissue in a slightly embarrassed manner, and at the same time quietly used electromagnetic force to clean up the clothes that had just been dyed by the fried bun soup that had just been sprayed.
"Shit's fried buns, they don't taste good at all!" Magneto said as he threw the fried buns he had just bought and eaten into the trash bin next to him. Professor Charles glanced at Magneto: "This is the No. 1 fried bun selected by Shanghai citizens." ”
"That only proves that the taste buds of 30 million people in this city are broken!" Magneto Marx did not give anyone the slightest face.
"But I haven't eaten it yet. Professor Charles looked at the fried buns that Magneto had thrown into the trash, and said he hadn't tasted them yet.
"Don't taste it, it's just a pile of garbage anyway!" Magneto's fire is even bigger than the fire of the stove used to fry raw and fried. Although Magneto and Charles are talking in English, there are many people in Shanghai who can speak English. This is the city with the highest English penetration rate among Chinese mainland cities.
So Magneto's words were obviously understood by some of the people next to him. A few people couldn't help but curse in a low voice, fortunately Magneto did not learn Chinese, and Professor Charles, although he knew Chinese, did not plan to translate to Magneto.
The current Magneto is so angry that everything he eats is probably garbage.
"Let's go!"
"Where?"
"Go eat the next one!"
Professor Charles had no choice but to drive his electric wheelchair to follow Magneto around Shanghai.
The old man's house on Nanjing East Road has fresh meat mooncakes.
"It's so greasy, garbage!" Magneto bought a bunch, tasted one, gave a simple and direct evaluation, and threw it into the trash with a snap. Professor Charles couldn't stop him if he wanted to.
Butterfly cake at Shanghai International Hotel, West Nanjing Road.
"It's so sweet, garbage!" snap~ The butterfly crisp was thrown into the trash.
The small Shaoxing white chopped chicken on Yunnan Road.
"It's tasteless, garbage!" the freshly bought white chopped chicken was ruthlessly thrown into the trash can with a snap.
Xinghualou red bean paste mooncakes.
"Sweet and oily, garbage!"
Rice cake with pork ribs.
"Fried food, garbage!"
Bad chicken, bad fish.
"A smell of fermentation, it's all expired!
Nanxiang xiaolongbaozi.
"It's not spicy at all, garbage!"
Rice wrapped with fritters.
"Add pickles and sugar, sweet and salty, garbage!"
Glutinous rice osmanthus sugar lotus.
"Sweet and scared to death, garbage!"
Four joys of roasted bran.
"Hiccup~garbage!" "Smack, I didn't smack out this time. At the moment when Magneto was about to throw it out, Professor Charles finally saved the box of Sixi Roasted Bran.
Seeing that Magneto had already eaten enough and began to burp, Professor Charles didn't come out as soon as he started. Although Magneto almost threw something into the trash every time he ate a bite, he couldn't stop him from eating so many bites. There are so many kinds of things, and each one of them is actually quite filling when you taste it. Especially pork ribs, rice cakes, moon cakes, rice fritters and so on. And Magneto is quite big in every bite.
"Hiccup~ This stuff doesn't taste good at all, Charles. Just throw it away. Magneto burped and said to Charles.
“Xxxxxxxxxxxx!” The professor who had always been mild-mannered finally broke out. He exhausted the essence of his life's language and scolded a foul language that needed to be silenced and 'beep' throughout the whole process. The content is enough to put the likes of Gordon Ramsay in their hands.
"Calm down, Charles. It's just a box of food, do you need such an explosion?" Marx was a little frightened. Because the last time I saw Professor Charles so angry, it was when I kidnapped Raven himself. At that time, he had a big fight with himself, but fortunately he still had a spiritual protective helmet at that time, otherwise he would have died.
And although Charles is older now, his ability is stronger than when he was younger. And he doesn't have a mental protective helmet, if Charles goes crazy and fights with him, he may not be able to beat him.
"It's not a matter of a box of food! And I!" Professor Charles pointed to himself, "I haven't eaten anything since the morning! the only thing I have eaten is a small bag of chocolates that I brought off the plane!"
"Well, but don't we go to a lot of restaurants?"
"But you lost everything you ate after you took a bite!" Professor Charles exploded instantly, he already hated to control himself. But everyone in the surrounding thousands of square meters inexplicably felt a trembling heart, fortunately, it came and went quickly, otherwise many people might have to go to the hospital.
"I haven't eaten anything yet!" Charles yelled at Magneto, "but you're full!"
"No, actually, I'm just tasting the taste, and I'm not full, Hiccup~"
"Do you believe what you say?"
Magneto: ............
"Well, even if I'm full, what can I do? You can not come to Shanghai with me!"
Just when Magneto was also feeling very upset, Professor Charles received a message from Hank. When I opened it, it was a photo of Hank, Lorina, Wanda and Pietro happily eating Chengdu hot pot in Chengdu. You can smell the aroma of hot pot through the screen.
And now I have been hungry all day, and all I have in my hand is a box of leftover Sixi roasted bran. Seriously, Professor Charles's cultivation is really good, even so, he controlled himself and didn't let himself explode.
He took a strong breath before saying, "If I don't come, are you going to make a big fuss in Shanghai?!"
"No, I'm a good person right now. ”
"!"
Magneto pursed his lips, an old hippie doing such an action inexplicably has another sense of cuteness. Of course, it's not the cuteness of the girl.,It's another very hardcore contrast cute.,Probably not the kind that fat otaku appreciate.。
"So, are you going to eat this now?" Magneto gestured to the Four Joys Roasted Bran that Charles was holding.
"I've been hungry all day, is this all I have to eat now?"
"What else would you eat?"
Professor Charles shook his head: "Forget it, I read the news that Tony is also coming to Shanghai." Let's go eat big, I'm really starving!"
Magneto nodded in agreement.
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Tony's current hotel.
"You said you got Magneto?" Tony looked at Damon, a little unconvinced.
Dimon nodded: "Yes, Mr. Huang Dunai has already guaranteed that his ability will take effect." From now on, I can finally get rid of Magneto's shadow and live with Wanda properly! There is no longer Magneto, an old tyrant hiding in the shadows, rubbing me around!hahahaha!"
And just when he was laughing very happily, a cold and familiar voice sounded behind him: "Mr. Yan Ling, what were you talking about just now?"