Chapter Thirty-Eight: Merry Characters
"gave the matchmaker of Zuihualou three thin noodles, and only then did he sit with you to compete for the jade seat. Who would have thought that he would not know how to lift like this. Mu Songzi said hatefully. What he said was indeed true, if he had encountered such a short-sighted person outside, he would have already been a sword.
If you see that the autumn rain is weak, then you are wrong. He didn't take this clamor in his eyes at all. In the final analysis, whether he drinks this wine or not, he Chuan Qiuyu can't raise the slightest interest in the famous Oiran.
The matchmaker is a scene person, looking at this posture, the sword is tense, and she chuckles: "The two sons will start now." She really doesn't look down on Mu Songzi, at such an age, there is no one in front of people, and she doesn't know what kind of virtue people are. Taste it carefully, but this crown jade is a young man who is silent, and some city governments are not shocked by the humiliation, and they are talking about the autumn rain in Sichuan.
Suddenly, unexpectedly, Chuan Qiuyu and Mu Songzi sent the rice wine in the cup to their mouths, but the matchmaker stopped the two, seeing her apricot eyes smiling, her eyebrows folded, and said softly: "The two sons have forgotten one thing?"
Chuan Qiuyu was puzzled, and Mu Songzi said with a big grin: "What's the matter, no matter how late it is, it's late at night, and Lao Tzu can't see the Oiran anymore." ”
The matchmaker smiled at the autumn rain and said, "Later, there will be poems against you, but the two of you are one of the five stages of the downstream, and the other is the middle of the five sections." This... , I'm afraid that the wine in the small shop will not be drunk and the two will not be able to sing good poems, and they will not be able to make good pairs, and they will not be able to distinguish between up and down, what do you say?" Not to mention the wood pine nuts, they almost didn't sit firmly.
"Who are you?" asked Mu Songzi Mune.
The matchmaker smiled and said lightly: "Mu Gongzi, didn't you just say it, it doesn't matter who I am." ”
The young master, who had a lot of wine in the audience, also woke up a little for half a minute here, his ears were sharp, and he heard the words of the matchmaker, and the flat bottom sounded three times: "Oh, hoo, poof." Startled, he called: "My brother is also a monk, so I'm still afraid of it, so I'll beat his mother first." ”
The matchmaker threw a glance, her eyebrows were the same, and she said lightly: "Yu Gongzi, if you fight, I'm afraid you won't be able to see this oiran today, are you willing?"
Mu Songzi glared fiercely at Yu Shan under the stage, and had already written down this person in his heart, and said: "Stupid goose, you call half a sentence again, if I don't kill you, I swear not to be Mu Songzi." ”
Yu Shan didn't speak.
After the matchmaker broke the practice of the two, both of them collected their skills, and no longer used half of their cultivation, and the method of avoiding alcohol that they wanted to use was not feasible, even if they secretly made magical powers, I am afraid that the matchmaker will not agree.
For a while, push the cup and change the lamp, the two of them did not say a word, nor did they call it meat, the widow wine was a cup with two glasses, twice with three cups, the audience applauded constantly, most of them applauded for the autumn rain in Sichuan, and there were a few accompanying fog hidden doors to applaud their families, which was also lively.
The matchmaker was accompanied by a smiling face on one side, calling the flower girl to renew the wine. Unexpectedly, Hua Niang is also a monk, and she is still a person of the two, and at a glance it is to break the cultivation of the two, during which Chuan Qiuyu also asked Lou Sanqian and Xiaofeng what kind of cultivation she is, and Lou Sanqian only said: "At this age, you should be matched with the old man." You won't let it go?" Chuan Qiuyu almost spit out half a mouthful of wine, and snorted: "Get out." Still smiling and reliable, he said: "Nine sections in the middle of the stream." "To tell the truth, after Chuan Qiuyu knew that the matchmaker had cultivated in the ninth section, she almost couldn't sit steadily, this woman's house was hidden deeply. Presumably, there is a back hand, which is not afraid of fog and hidden wood pine nuts.
"Old man Feng, this kid's alcohol consumption is not bad, according to this posture, three hundred is not enough. "Lou Sanqian only wants to be drunk in the autumn rain, and he knows the truth after drinking, and he has the heart to take a look, the former is false, but in fact, he wants to see when this 'arrogant' kid is ugly, and he will not dare to quarrel with himself in the future.
"You know the, he's already drunk for a minute or two. You didn't see him just now his eyes were in a trance for a moment, and the words he said were different from usual, you scolded him many times, have you ever heard him say words to you?" said with a smile, but his eyes were full of wine, and he was hungry.
Lou Sanqian took a closer look and scolded: "Hmph, how can this be reasonable! This kid dares to treat the old man like this subconsciously, and he has something to ask the old man to be a Lou Xian, and the kiss is like his father." ”
After three rounds of wine, then three more rounds.
The flower girl who refills the wine on the banquet has been changed and changed, compared to the wine drunk by the two is not much different, there are one hundred and twenty altars left in the autumn rain in Sichuan, and one hundred and twenty-one altars are left in the wood pine nuts.
As the saying goes, "Wine strengthens the courage of men." "It's said that this wine can disturb the mind, and I am not afraid of it when I see it on weekdays. There was a child, once bitten by a snake, ten years afraid of the well rope, one day stealing his father's wine, greedy cup, drank too much, coincidentally a snake came, he reached out to grab seven inches, threw it in his hand and shook it around, the little flower next door praised him for his bravery.
It is said that wine is bold and intimidating, but what should people who are usually arrogant and domineering do when they are drunk? That is naturally boasting about the courage of the year. If you don't believe it, then you can see this drunken pine nut.
There is a little score in front of the one hundred and eighty jars of wood pine nuts, and it can be poured well after drinking, and he blows how chic he is when he opens and closes his mouth.
After thirty more altars, it is even more boastful, and the four cities of the spirit are his, and the people in the same door who boast are all embarrassed and will not return.
After another fifty altars, look at his appearance, he is already drunk, blowing the sky is just those skills, the audience is tired of hearing it, he is not happy, and blushed, and the secret of Baipingcheng and Yingchun Jiqinglou Flower Girl in one night seventy, eighty or ninety 'fish and dragon dance' is given one by one, no matter how big or small, the key is that he is not ashamed, agitating the crotch of his pants, and he is proud.
The spectator sighed and thought, "The young master is playing with flowers." ”
There are ten more altars, and he no longer boasts, but only opens and closes his mouth to ask for wine!
It can be regarded as a sign that wine has the ability to coax people's courage.
The matchmaker didn't like it, smelled the wood pine nuts foul language, and frowned. On the side, Chuan Qiuyu was silent, and he was supposed to be the fault of his own trouble, and he came by himself. Looking at the wood pine nuts, listening to the wood pine nuts speak lightly, they only served as snacks, and they really served as wine.
If you want to ask Chuan Qiuyu, is he really drinking? That's not, he is drunk for a minute or two, not like Mu Songzi is out of order.
In a hurry, he wanted to see Chuan Qiuyu make a fool of himself, and then portray them one by one, and go back to make a conversation.
"Old man, how can I say that he is not drunk, it is all to blame on the old man, he just accepted the cultivation, and the thousand jars of wine can't get drunk on him, tsk, the old man made a mistake. Lou Sanqian suddenly realized, the autumn rain broke and then stood up supreme, but he single-handedly stole the heavens and condensed the creation, can this few hundred jars of wine get him drunk?
It's strange to say, Chuan Qiuyu only felt that he was indeed drunk with one or two points, but he always had this one or two points, stopped the cup slightly, and even one or two were scattered, so he listened to Mu Songzi's words 'shocking news', and the wine did not stop, and the flower girls who continued to drink on the side were all on the side, and said: "Childe has a good amount of wine." ”
People don't get off the table, and her daughter never stops.
Ren Mu Songzi thought about breaking the sky, but he couldn't imagine that Sichuan Qiuyu was drunk here.
"The two sons are heroes who are young men and have a good amount of alcohol. The matchmaker saw that the two of the three hundred jars of wine had drunk seventy-seven eighty-eight, and each had less than fifteen jars left.
"The two sons drank equally. In ancient times, there was a saying that 'everything is inferior, but only reading is high', although it is a partial generalization, it also shows that the literati can also lead the way with high spirits. What do you mean?" the matchmaker speaks without leakage, and what she says inside and out is human nature, which makes people unable to refute it.
The people in the audience looked carefully, where is the match, Mu Songzi can no longer find the north at all, because of the fog hidden door behind it, he didn't dare to speak out, buried his indignation in his heart, and only hoped that the Sichuan Autumn Rain Wenbi would not fall behind.
"Wenbi, master, I have been out since I was born, I read a hundred masterpieces at the age of three or four, and I can become a poem in seven steps at the age of five. Today, let the earth dogs here take a look at what talent is, Wu Ke Dengxian Road, Wen Neng can wave mountains and rivers. I'm coming!" cried Mu Matsuko.
really frightened the watchman, saying that he had a nose and eyes.
The audience held their breath and no longer cheered. Even the Wuyin people, who were embarrassed by themselves, were holding their heads high and full of pride at this moment, and it was finally time for their own family to grow face.
Chuan Qiuyu does not fight with him.
Mu Songzi got off the table, shook it three times in one step, and said like this in his mouth:
“
Lao Tzu came to drink today, and drank two hundred and seventy-nine.
The rice wine is sweating, so it is tempted by the night of the oiran.
The girl in front of her was like a few big cows.
Twisted his ass in front of me and kicked him into the water. ”
Mu Songzi, who was frowning and flushed, stopped abruptly, shook his head, and shouted to himself: "Okay! ”
The audience was silent, and after a long time, there was still no movement, and the needle could be heard. Mu Songzi seemed to dislike it, and glared down with her red eyes. In an instant, the audience was stunned, and they all applauded: "Okay, if it really becomes a poem in five steps, it is exquisite and gorgeous." ”
The matchmaker frowned slightly, although the drunken flower building is not an elegant hall, but it will not fall to such a point, to find the level of the Oiran?
Mu Songzi slowly returned to the table, looked at his face, and there was a hint of complacency in it, and when he sat down, he didn't forget to ask for a sentence: "Born like this, born like this." He meant that he was born so amazing, and the people in the audience thought that he was born so ridiculous.
"Babble, laughing at the old man, it's really laughing off the big teeth. With a smile, he hurriedly touched his dark teeth, and he was still there. Lou Sanqian pretended to be clever and said slowly: "This son is ridiculous." Before he finished speaking, he couldn't hold back, and burst into laughter, the thousand-year-old man, his eyebrows and eyes were squeezed into a line of sky, took a breath, and said: "This kid is also a fucking talent, and the designated ancestral tomb is smoking on the day he was born." ”
"Earth dog, if you're afraid, let's go, I don't think you have read for a few years. The master will be kind outside the network and let you go. "Mu Songzi is obviously on the head, and he screams like this towards Chuan Qiuyu.
The wine of the drunken Red Mansion is not an ordinary wine, ordinary people do not leave the store with three glasses, one jar is the upper person, and the five altars are rare. Now the two of them each drink 300 altars, the commission is amazing, the line of things is also amazing, one comes to the wood pine nuts to make a big fuss drunk flower building, the second comes to the autumn rain in Sichuan with witty words, the mouth is like a hanging river.
Count the real romantic characters, and look at the autumn rain in Sichuan.
[To be continued.] 】