1114 Absurd

"Boom~"

As the two red salons rushed out of the ground at the same time, tearing a large sand lizard to pieces, the rest of the sand lizards all ran away, and the small valley finally stopped fighting, but the two gangs were all dumbfounded.

"Stand apart! Don't confuse people......"

The two Xia Buer shouted almost in unison, but the two groups of people looked at themselves who were the same as the replicants, how could they still be in the mood to go up and talk.

Although it is normal to encounter themselves in the spatial crack, the difference between the front and back is about twenty minutes, which is an unheard of rare thing, not to mention that they don't know when to enter the rift, in case they can't find their way back, they will die.

"Chu Qin, hurry up and mark everyone, the first team of people can't mess up anymore......"

The two Xia Buer spoke almost at the same time, and the two Chu Qin also stood up at the same time and drew a unified symbol for the people on their side, but the two of them had exactly the same idea, and the two women quickly discussed it before drawing different symbols.

Xia Buer, who went up the mountain first, hurriedly shouted: "Big flower! Zhu Wuving! The people of your two cars are separated from the left and right, and now only you can't tell which side of the people are, but the people who fall behind must be our people, and we have been waiting for you here for more than half an hour!"

"Look at the watch, don't you know who's coming first and who's coming last......"

The two Xia Lichuan shouted at the same time, and the two Xia Buer slapped their heads again, they didn't expect such a simple question.

"Three-forty-five! We're twenty-five minutes ahead of them......"

After the two big flowers looked at each other, they immediately distinguished their identities, and the people who were ahead of time hurriedly ran up the hillside.

Xia Buer, who was on the hillside, immediately said: "Now it's clear, the spatial rift can only go back to the past, and it is impossible to go to the future, it seems that we entered the rift halfway, but where is this rift?"

Another Xia Buer turned around and said: "The traces on the road have been buried by the black sand, and it is almost impossible to go back accurately, not to mention that there is still a black sandstorm now, I don't know if I will go back or not, but you can only go back and try your luck!"

Dahua on the slope hurriedly said: "The crack mouth will not be too far from here, it was only two kilometers away from here when we transferred, and we separated after about five minutes of driving, which means that the crack mouth is at most one kilometer away from here!"

Xia Buer on the slope nodded and said: "In the past, I was in the past, you have to cooperate with us, we will drive back in a line, as long as there is a vehicle that disappears, it is a crack mouth, and now we can only use this stupid method!"

"No problem! everyone got on the bus and lined up......"

The two gangs immediately got into their chariot and sprayed different marks on the body, and it was naturally their duty to save themselves, and they drove out collectively after two minutes of uselessness, trying to follow the original road.

"Hurry up, I don't want to die in a place like this......"

Xia Lichuan stomped his feet in the car in a hurry, and the others were also in a cold sweat, they never thought that they would stray into the spatial crack in this way, if they couldn't find their way back, they would all turn into a cloud of black sand.

"Listen! The sandstorm seems to have stopped......"

Chen Yueran suddenly pricked up her ears in surprise, the sound of black sand hitting the car body suddenly disappeared, everyone hurriedly leaned on the shooting hole and looked out, the overwhelming black sandstorm really stopped, and the black oppressive sky also re-revealed the sun.

"I see a space sandstorm, it's far away from us, it's great......"

Wang Million pounded the car body excitedly, the space sandstorm was still more than ten kilometers away, and it would probably take more than an hour to blow to them.

Unexpectedly, Angela said: "Don't be too happy, the longer the sandstorm space lasts, the narrower the space crack, and the crack within one meter is not easy to find!"

Everyone shut up again and stopped talking, trying to find a narrow gap in the vast black desert, which was tantamount to looking for a needle in a haystack, even if they put ten chariots together, they could also miss it, and no one could say anything about this kind of luck.

"Oh no! It's been two kilometers away, and the spatial rift won't be buried......"

Wang Million broke out in a cold sweat again, Xia Buer also realized the seriousness, such a distance obviously missed the crack, he had to order the convoy to turn around quickly and continue to look back along the road from which he came.

"I saw it, ...... there"

The little foreigner Jose suddenly shouted, this kid's observation was far beyond ordinary people, Xia Buer hurriedly drove the car over, stopped at the entrance of the crack that he could barely see, and then got out of the car and walked into the crack himself.

"Huh~"

Xia Buer suddenly disappeared as if the world had evaporated, and everyone was holding their breath in anticipation, but Xia Buer quickly reappeared in front of them and said with a smile: "That's right! We have found our way home, this crack is it!"

"Whew~"

Everyone breathed a long sigh of relief, and another Xia Buer walked over, and praised shamelessly: "Why are you so handsome, your appearance can completely kill Peng Yuyan and Wu Yanzu in seconds, I have never seen such a handsome guy like you!"

"Brother, don't be modest, you're really handsome, so handsome that you fall off the scum......"

"Gott~"

The two Angelas covered their mouths and almost spit out, and at the same time sneered: "I really haven't seen such a shameless person like you, boasting about your handsomeness, is it interesting?"

"Wow, you're so beautiful, how do you take care of your skin, it's too tender......"

Who knew that Angela's contempt had not yet fallen, Xia Lichuan also took the lead in praising himself, and the others were no exception, touching each other while praising and praising each other, and then laughing together, happy like mentally handicapped children.

"The two of us seem to be a little out of place......"

The two Angela looked at each other at the same time, and one of them leaned on the car and said depressedly: "Why do you have to be as stupid as them, it's not us Chen Anqi who follows the crowd, especially the one surnamed Xia, if you compromise, he will dare to kick his nose in the face!"

Another Angela suddenly scolded: "Chen Anqi, why are you so useless, you always say one thing and do another, and you almost let him succeed last night, you will die if you are tough?"

"I don't want to be tough, but my body is not angry, and when he touches me, I get soft......"

Angela glared at herself unconvinced, the two of them were like a spiritual question, and their words to themselves were actually full of gunpowder, but the two Chu Qin had a much more tacit understanding than the two of them, and they knew what the other party was thinking as soon as their eyes rolled.

"Husband, come here, I have something to tell you......

The two Chu Qin suddenly ran to grab the two Xia Buer, and directly took the two of them into the car, and after the two women quickly guessed the winner and decided the winner, one of Chu Qin immediately got into the car and closed the door.

"Why are you laughing so nastyly......

The two Xia Buer frowned at the same time, not looking at the mark on Chu Qin's arm, they couldn't tell whose wife this was.

Who knew that Chu Qin actually replied shyly: "It's rare for us to get together, why don't we be happy, just the three of us, okay?"

"This ......"

The two Xia Buji stared at each other dumbfounded, and an idea popped up in their heads at the same time, is Chu Qin a disguised cheating?

But Chu Qin squatted on the ground again and said in a coquettish voice: "You are both my husbands, even the hair on your body is exactly the same, I don't want to find excitement, I just want to try double the favor, maybe there is only this time in this life, please, two good husbands!"

"No......"

"Come on...... then"

The two Xia Buer were stunned suddenly, they actually had different ideas, but one of them said: "Are you afraid of the space sandstorm, let's just be a little bit fine, drag the one outside the door in, let's try twins too!"

"I really doubt if you're me, your thoughts are so dirty......"

Xia Buer shook his head with disdain, but then he opened the hatch, and dragged Chu Qin, who was looking forward to it outside, in, and after closing the hatch with a "bang", the fox's tail was immediately revealed.

"I'll go! It's all right, it's still the class master......

The two big fools nodded in amazement, who knew that the scene would be chaotic at once.

People who have objects are learning from the two of them, even Zhong Dashao's four daughters-in-law were dragged away, and Xia Wangchuan, who was eager to try, didn't wait for Chu Qin to come out, and the two of them pulled open the door and got in.

An absurd and unruly farce finally ended under the approach of the black sandstorm, but the two panting Xia Buji were obviously still unsatisfied.

After they tricked one Angela into the car, they closed the hatch with a "boom", and immediately heard Angela's exclamation, and the other Angela hurriedly threw herself on the hatch and shouted angrily, "Let her go!

The hatch had been locked from the inside, and Angela's screams quickly died down, and Angela was desperately slamming the door outside and screaming.

But just a few minutes later, the hatch opened, and I saw the two Xia Buer sitting on the ground with blue noses and swollen faces, and several blood marks were scratched on their faces.

"They didn't do anything to you......"

Angela hurriedly pulled herself aside, and the insulted Angela said disdainfully: "What do they dare to do to the old lady, isn't it just to take a small advantage, but ...... Kissing with two Xia Buji at the same time, it feels exciting and wonderful, if it weren't for the wilderness, I'm afraid I would have gone!"

"You ......"

Angela opened her mouth as if she didn't know herself, but seeing the black sandstorm getting closer and closer, a group of ridiculous people could only reluctantly separate.

"I wish you a safe and victorious journey......"

A group of people stood outside the spatial crack, leaning together and waving their hands with a smile, watching their identical self slowly drive into the spatial crack, and disappeared in front of them with a "bang".

"Alas~Learn bad! Really learn bad......"

Xia Buer sighed again and again with a cigarette in his mouth, thinking about what he had just done was very ridiculous.

"What's bad about learning, it's all about the husband and wife who play inside and out......"

Chu Qin said with a smile: "Besides, it looks like I'm about to reach the core circle, if I don't play now, I'll wait until the next life, anyway, I'm very happy today, the space crack is really amazing, if only I could meet you at the age of seventeen!"

"Seventeen? I'm sure I'm not going to touch an old aunt like you......"

Xia Buer shook his head with contempt on his face, and Chu Qin immediately pounced on him and grabbed and bitten, but seeing that the sky was already dark, they just wanted to find a place to camp, and suddenly found that smoke was rising from the mountains in front of them.

Xia Buer immediately smiled and said, "Good luck! As soon as I dozed off, I ran into the person who sent the pillow, so let everyone spread out and surround the past!"