"It's just that you young people are too tender. Father Xia said.

"Why is it tender?" Xia Miaowei wondered.

"Gluttony doesn't stammer, isn't it tender?"

"Don't you want Yang Tang?" said Xia Miaowei.

"Who said that Yang Tang was stammered, naturally it was his parents!" "Father Xia is saying, "I don't believe you, I'll ask Lao Yang to go fishing this afternoon, and then try Yang Tang's real cooking skills by the way......"

"Huh...... Dad~~ You're so blackmailing!"

"How do you speak? I don't see blackmail, this is called a strategy, do you understand?" After that, Father Xia took a sip of the white porridge handed by the next person, and his expression was so proud that he didn't want it.

"Mom~~ Look at Dad......"

"Okay, okay, good girl, it's a big deal, let's all go to your Uncle Yang's house for dinner in the evening, isn't it okay?" Mother Xia comforted Xia Miaowei while making wishful thinking.

"But in case Yang Tang ...... him"

"What's wrong with him? Can he still not cook? Our family of three came back to visit, did he dare to refute Lao Yang's face?" Father Xia deserves to be an old fox, everything has been calculated.

Sure enough.

In the afternoon, Father Xia went to Father Yang to fish, and Father Yang called Mother Yang halfway through, saying that he would invite Father Xia's family to dinner in the evening.

Yang's mother didn't stir up anything, but just mentioned this matter to Yang Tang, who was surfing the Internet at home, and then she was ready to cook herself. Yang Tang naturally didn't want his mother to be tired, so he took the initiative to take over the cooking!

With Yang Tang doing it himself, the dinner was naturally enjoyable for the guests and hosts, especially the Xia father and Xia mother, who tasted Yang Tang's craftsmanship for the first time, almost didn't swallow their tongues when they ate, and even wanted to lick the plate after eating.

After the meal, Father Yang and Mother Yang drank some sour plum soup made by Yang Tang himself, and after chatting for a while, the three members of the Xia family said goodbye and left.

"Dad, Mom, how is it? I didn't lie to you, right? Yang Tang's cooking skills are very good, and is the food he makes delicious?"

"It's really good, delicious, worthy of the word 'delicacies', go back, let your mother see which day my trip is free, let's arrange it, and invite Lao Yang and the three of them, this is called a gift exchange!"

When Xia Mu and Xia Miaowei heard this, they both bowed slightly: "But Dad, if you make it at home, even if you invite a top master to come over and make it, I'm afraid this dish is worse than Yang Tang's cooking!"

When Father Xia heard this, he glanced at Xia Miaowei and didn't speak. On the contrary, Xia Mu patted her daughter's arm and said: "Weiwei, you are stupid, we must notify Lao Yang and them in advance, and when the time comes, you can take Yang Tang to the house in advance and let him give him some guidance in the kitchen!"

"Huh?" Xia Miaowei was stunned.

"Ahh

"Then are we inviting them to our house, or is Yang Tang cooking for us to eat?" Xia Miaowei was already a little speechless, she didn't expect her parents to calculate the routine so deeply for that little appetite.

"Everyone lives next to each other, it's just for food, and it's not a business dealing, so why bother to distinguish it so clearly?"

The other side.

Yang Tang had actually seen that there was a problem with the visit of the three members of the Xia family, but considering that everyone was neighbors, and Yang's father was on the top, it was nothing for him to cook a home-cooked meal occasionally.

Everyone is happy!

As long as Dad Yang and Mother Yang are really happy, then Yang Tang will also be happy. As the saying goes, "smile for ten years", this person's mentality is optimistic, and his individual magnetic field is naturally good, and can affect the people close to him. To put it simply, if Yang's mother is smiling and spring breeze is blowing all day long, then Yang Tang's mood will not be bad. Correspondingly, if Dad Yang is in a bad mood, then Mother Yang's mood is definitely not much better.

Gain seventy-two merits!

Gain 0.4 merits!

Get a little three sins!

As the first enlightenment rose, Yang Tang was too lazy to think about the trivial matter of sesame mung beans between neighbors. He opened his notebook and began to surf the Internet in a leisurely manner, intending to continue accumulating merit while there were still three or four hours left, and then go to bed and sleep after half past eleven.

When Yang Tang wanted to know the data of medium and large war weapons in this world and click on a popular military forum, an evening live video program on Bailing Music Online was criticizing the newcomers and new songs on the charts.

Zhou Qian is a backstage assistant and a well-known poisonous music critic on Bailing Music Network, every Thursday night at half past nine, he opens an independent program, called the new crazy music scene, about an hour and a half, a bit similar to storytelling, chatting about some of the latest and hottest topics in the pop music scene.

Of course, there is also about half an hour of music commentary, which cannot be said to be pure music commentary, usually Zhou Qian looks for those newcomers and new songs, and then scolds them for a while...... Don't say it, just this model, Leng has attracted a lot of listeners.

Why?

It's very simple, whether it is in the past life or in this life, the general public in China has a problem, that is, "hatred"!

What is enmity?

To put it more bluntly, that is, people have to rely on material things to survive, such as money, water, food, and so on, and how much material can a person have? In today's open social environment, it all depends on personal ability.

The problem is that some people have dropped out of junior high school and have a net worth of tens of millions after a few years of hard work, while some people are graduate students from famous universities, who have been up and down in the business circle for 20 years, and who are in their early forties and run to five, still sleep seven feet at night and live a buckle rope...... So the problem comes, this poor graduate student inadvertently got the boss who didn't graduate from junior high school but was sitting on tens of millions of assets, and his heart was unbalanced: this is Lao Tzu didn't catch up with the opportunity, if Lao Tzu catches up, he will say tens of millions, that is, hundreds of millions of net worth.

This is called "hating the rich"!

Similarly, in the officialdom, some people only retire at the level of section chief in a lifetime, and some people are already department-level cadres at the age of 30, so there are few commanders and old ones, and the old ones will think, the ancients were called old men at the age of thirty-six, and you guys who didn't grow any hair in their thirties want to command Lao Tzu, let alone the door and the window! This is still within the system, and more people are not official people at all, and they are even more unhappy with the officials, why do they have a small car to sit in when they go to the countryside to investigate, and we have to beg our grandfather to tell our grandmother when we return to our hometowns to catch a brick-pulling tractor? Dissatisfaction naturally grows.

This is called "enemy official"!

There are also hatred of name, hatred of handsomeness, hatred of beauty, etc., etc., etc., and so on.

In a word, as long as others are better than me, and they are taller than me, I can't get used to it...... Everyone is the same age, why are you richer than me, why are you more famous than me, why are you higher than me?...... This is called "hatred"!

In fact, in life, where are there so many hatreds, just talking about money, except for the richest man in the world and the poorest in the world, everyone else is more than the upper than the bottom, if you hate all day long, how large is the population of the earth, can you get the hatred?

But then again, although many people have a good mentality and will not hate this and that all day long, if they hear others complaining about "hatred", they will still be inexplicably excited and look at the onlookers.

Therefore, since the beginning of Zhou Qian's show, he has often laughed and scolded when commenting on songs, and he will attack to the end if he grasps a flaw in a certain song, and sometimes even chisels and does not care about the rest.

Of course, it may be cool to criticize those famous songs and scold those famous stars, but it will also be angry at any time, and it will be difficult to encounter the anti-encirclement and suppression of celebrities, so Zhou Qian does not comment on those little stars on a regular basis, but is selective, and most of the time, he attacks the most fiercely on the original song list on his own music website.

Bailing Music Network's original song list of musicians, if you really want to count it, it doesn't have any gold content, it is just a platform for newcomers to release new songs.

The newcomers and new songs referred to here are the kind of goods that are not eye-catching in big music companies or ordinary music rooms, and occasionally one or two songs that slip through the net are more amazing, but the vast majority of songs are just lyrics and songs that can be combined with four or six, to put it simply and bluntly, it is the kind of poem that can rhyme, but its content is worse than limerick poetry.

What is limerick called?

For example, heaven and earth are general, the well is black and hollow, the yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen! This is limerick poetry, which is mainly pure realism, plain and popular, but it is not worth it in the eyes of real people.

Relatively, pop songs are also divided into three, six, nine and so on, good pop songs, you may still be able to remember one or two of the most catchy lyrics after listening to them for a few years, such as "give me a glass of forgetful water", "love love can't end" and the like, but more pop songs, say a few years, that is, whether you can remember the lyrics after a year is a question.

And the new songs here on the original song list are even worse than the kind of pop songs that will forget the lyrics in a year or two, and it is no wonder that Zhou Qian likes to use this list.

"Listeners and friends, it's a pity that you are watching my live broadcast, today I plan to criticize our website's original song list as soon as I come up, why? Because according to incomplete reliable information, the top song on our original song list, that is, was actually bought out by a record company, and I also checked, this buyout company is not a new record company, but an industry veteran, I will not announce the specific company name, save other trouble!"

"However, what I still want to say is that the title of the song is anti-human and anti-social, the original sin of love, is marriage the original sin? Is the next generation the original sin? Just declare the original sin of mankind! Damn, the guy who wrote this song has a tendency to self-destruct, you can just play with the eggs yourself, and it's not good to express it and affect the general public, this is the sin!"

Zhou Qian spoke vigorously here, and the barrage of online netizens was also brushed quickly, most of them were expressions of vomiting and eating.

Zhou Qian continued: "I can't see any artistry and story in this song, some only have brain-dead shouting, I really call it a dog, in order to explain it to everyone, I repeated this song twice, I only feel that the singer's voice is still making noise on my eardrums until now, goosebumps, I just want to say, the original creator of this song, you stand up, I promise not to kill you!"

"I won't analyze the specific lyrics one by one, everyone listens to it for themselves, and then compares the comments under this song, and you will find out how the IQ is lowered...... Okay, okay, I don't know how you guys feel, anyway, I don't want this song to play anymore. ”

As he spoke, Zhou Qian turned it off, and casually clicked on the song that ranked second on the original song list, and started a new round of complaints and criticism.

The barrage is dense and flying again.

has four or five songs in a row, and Zhou Qian, who has been a music critic for many years, can always find a groove in them.

Actually, there are one or two songs that are barely passable, but when Zhou Qian compares this barely passable new song with famous songs such as "Give Me a Cup of Forgetful Water", it will instantly become scum. But in fact, pop songs are pop songs, and they can't be popular for a while, even if they are a kind of song, except for the sentence "Give me a glass of forgetful water", how many people can remember the rest of the lyrics?

"After listening to the new songs, many listeners just thought my comments were funny, but I felt pathetic, and I wanted to ask, is the Chinese pop music scene swollen today? It has become vulgar to this extent? Is it hopeless? To be honest, I really don't want to be a poisonous music critic, if possible, I just want to be a loyal listener and listen quietly to those beautiful and smart notes. ”

At this time, more than 3 million netizens have watched Zhou Qian's show in the link, but after listening to Zhou Qian's last sincere confession, the barrage on the screen suddenly disappeared for three seconds, and most netizens were silent, they didn't want to listen to those noisy garbage pop music, but there was no way, this era is so impetuous, and the music made is naturally impetuous, how can classic pop songs be obtained by praying?

After three seconds, the barrage resumed, and countless likes or flowers swiped the screen.

Zhou Qian sighed and said to Mai: "To be fair, we have listened to half of the top ten on this original list, and if we don't listen to these songs in the future, if we listen to them again, I Zhou Qian will be suspected of diffusing noise." ”

But in the barrage of netizens, words such as "don't, don't" and "complain about a few more songs" instantly increased.

Seeing the subtitles, Zhou Qian hesitated for a moment and said, "Okay, then I'll choose two more songs to comment on...... But which two new songs should you choose to comment on? Let's give us your ideas! You can't pick from the original list, right?"

"Don't pick the top 10 ......"

"Pick the one in the back. ”

"The latter one should be worse ......"

"It's too bad and it's not good, you don't need to comment on it!"

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