Chapter 254: Monkey Trick
As soon as the gang came, the old bald donkeys here swarmed away, one by one, like dogs that had seen, smiling and happy.
The old beggar didn't move, and Qianqian scolded: "A group of vain guys have tarnished the word kung fu." ”
Qianqian is really real, and she scolded right. I chuckled next to her, "Watch out for them to stab you to death." ”
Qianqian disdains it, whatever. I aimed at the old beggar and said that your taste is too low, this is a group of rich people pretending to be forced, and you are pretending to be forced to watch them for a red envelope?
The old beggar smiled and said nothing, and Qianqian was also puzzled: "Master, what are you here for?"
Two red clouds appeared on the old beggar's face, and the paralysis startled me. Qianqian was also taken aback, and the old beggar coughed: "Pay attention to the image, don't pay attention to them, we look at ours." ”
At this time, the gang came over, and the masters probably knew the old beggar, pretending to greet him warmly.
But those nobles were obviously not very familiar with the old beggar, and some people were puzzled. An old man came out indifferently and introduced: "This is a great old-timer, he has always been unwilling to go with us, and there are few intersections, and he is currently telling fortunes and cheating money in the temple." ”
"Haha......" The masters all laughed, all happy, the nobles seemed to have an understanding, and they didn't care much, waving their hands and a group of people went to Huashan, it is estimated that they will climb the mountain waves for a while.
At this time, the group of people followed, one by one, and they couldn't wait to pat each other, and they looked at Qianqian with contempt.
The martial arts conference is also a virtual appearance, just an empty shell, I don't want to look at it, Qianqian also said let's go. The old beggar shook his head: "The hotel is expensive, let's spend the night here, and wait for the conference to begin." ”
This guy is mysterious, I was puzzled, but I saw that the corners of his eyes kept looking back and forth, as if he was expecting something.
I also aimed, and I aimed for most of the hour, and it was getting dark. Qianqian was already lying on the chair and falling asleep, and the old beggar was still aiming.
I took one last look, and this was the last time I saw a grandmother, walking slowly on crutches.
I was stunned and pleasantly surprised. This is the grandmother who taught me shadowless legs, and she actually came.
I was busy trying to run over, but the old beggar was even more neat, and strode over together, quite emperorly.
I was in a daze, how did this guy suddenly become a domineering president.
Grandma also saw him, showed an indescribable look, and then met him with a smile, and the two chatted eagerly.
I walked over with my hand in my hand, and heard the old beggar's voice that couldn't hide his excitement: "Sister Tiantian, you really came, I am fortunate to be here." ”
What are these words? The grandmother knocked him with a cane: "How old is the person, and Sister Tiantian." Naturally, I want to come, the competition is very easy to get hurt, this is a big thing in martial arts. ”
The old beggar looked a little ashamed, and then sighed: "Those old guys are not coming, so we are still coming, what a martial arts conference, it is better to say that a group of beam-jumping clowns are playing with three-legged cat kung fu." ”
Grandma sighed too, but didn't say anything. I went over to say hello when I saw that it was almost over, and my grandmother immediately recognized me and was quite happy: "Aren't you a friend of Chenxi? ”
She deserves to be a healer, and at a glance she saw that something was wrong with me, I smiled bitterly, and the old beggar interjected: "He was cut down, and it took me a lot of medicine to heal him like this, how did you know him?"
Grandma ignored him, and hurried over to check on my injuries, and the old beggar scratched his head dryly, like an embarrassed boy.
This grandmother is a doctor, and after checking it a few times, she knew the situation: "It's really serious, it hurts the foundation, and it needs to be taken care of." ”
I was busy thanking him, and the old beggar wanted to brush up on his presence, so I satisfied him, flashed people with interest, and left him to chat with Grandma with laughter.
I went to Qianqian's place to lie down, but she woke up, yawned and looked around, and then wondered, "Who is that grandma?" ”
I snickered: "I guess it's your master's old lover." Qianqian suddenly realized: "No wonder Master comes to participate in this bullshit conference every year, he didn't let me come before, it turned out to be cheating." ”
I said it wasn't cheating, it seemed like they weren't in love. Qianqian was puzzled again, as if she remembered something: "By the way, Master often gets drunk, and when she is drunk, she shouts Sister Tiantian, she loves you so bitterly or something, she is Sister Tiantian." ”
I turned my head to look at them, the old beggar was now uncomfortable, and his face was even more red, and the grandmother didn't seem to be able to find anything to say, so she had to wipe her crutches, and the atmosphere between the two was very embarrassing.
This is going to make me laugh and pee, don't you want to be so shitty. I was about to go over and train them, but unexpectedly, the rich and the master came down the mountain, laughing and leaving. There was also a young rich man who was smiling: "That girl just now is really good, and she has a strong temperament, I like it." ”
Everyone laughed cateringly: "If you like it, take it, are there any people you Young Master Kong can't take?"
That Young Master Kong let out another long laugh, and his face was obscene, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Then they saw Grandma, and those masters were busy not smiling, they all came to say hello, and Grandma also smiled and responded one by one.
I was a little shocked, Grandma is so popular, and the old beggar is an extreme.
Those rich people are estimated to hold martial arts conferences every year, and now it's no wonder. But the previous Young Master Kong seemed to be a newcomer, so he asked, "Who is this old woman?"
One person explained: "Young Master Kong, she is the holy hand of our people in the rivers and lakes, and she has good medical skills, and everyone respects her very much." ”
Young Master Kong sighed, and then smiled proudly: "Old woman, how about I ask you to go back to the house? Honor you 50,000 yuan a month, you just need to teach me medical skills." ”
As soon as these words came out, all the masters were a little embarrassed, and they persuaded one after another: "Young Master Kong, forget it, medical skills are difficult to write, and it is not a day's work." ”
Young Master Kong was displeased: "What do you mean? I have even made the twenty-four Tan legs superb, and I have only studied for half a year, do you think I can't learn medical skills?"
I raised my eyebrows, twenty-four Tan legs, one of the north legs, I would too.
The group of people were even more embarrassed, and the old beggar suddenly threatened: "What are you?
Everyone expected him to scold people suddenly, and I was quite surprised, this old guy is quite fairy, and the scolding is really unexpected.
Grandma scolded in a low voice: "What are you doing? The old beggar shut up, and the grandmother smiled: "The doctor walks the world, I'm afraid I can't afford it, so let's just do it." ”
Young Master Kong's face was gloomy, and he probably felt faceless. The rest of the rich people were more sensible than him, and they persuaded him one after another, and the masters also persuaded him, and he snorted coldly: "What a healer, it's okay." Let's go, go to my villa, don't get drunk tonight, everyone goes, I'll find some girls and everyone have fun. ”
A bunch of people were very happy, but when Grandma was present, they were very embarrassed and had strange expressions.
Then they fled, and the old beggar angrily rebuked: "A bunch of shameless people!"
Grandma sighed: "The world is difficult, everyone begs for food, why blame them?" The old beggar was silent again.
We didn't say anything all night, and the next morning we all got up, but we had to sleep on the floor because we had set up a stage and set up chairs.
This day was also lively, many people arrived early, basically tourists, I also saw Ruoruo, immediately went to find her, she was very excited: "The martial arts conference is about to start, I have to see the Central Plains martial arts." ”
She was afraid that she would be disappointed, so I sighed: "Wait for the organizers to come, but they seem to have gone to the waves last night, so they must be late." ”
Sure enough, the gang didn't come until noon, and everyone was in no energy, apparently overindulged last night. But the tourists were still full of anticipation and applauded.
Those people went to the chairs in front of them and sat down, and then a host ran up to the stage and said a few words, and the martial arts conference began.
The crowd applauded again, and Ruoruo also clapped loudly. I intervened and aimed, only to see two masters on the stage, smiling at each other, and beckoning each other in a similar way.
It's so drunk, can you imagine two people playing kung fu into a turn-based system? one kicks out a kick softly, and the other bends down and blocks the foot with both hands, so stiff that it's like a puppet show.
Then the two of them stepped back, complimented each other, and praised each other for being amazing. The masters in the audience crackled and applauded, and the tourists looked at each other and had no choice but to applaud.
I yawned a lot, wanting to see them continue to play monkey, but they actually got off the stage, saying that it was a tie, and the point was over, I'll go to your uncle's!
Then a few masters went on stage to perform a monkey show for a while, and the tourists left one after another. ”
When I said it had begun, her eyes widened and she was stupid.
Fortunately, at this time, the rich came to power, and they also had to compete in martial arts, saying that it was to test the effect. Ruoruo cheered up again, but what kind of master taught what kind of apprentice, they were still monkeys.
I didn't see it, but I scratched my ass and saw Young Master Kong on stage. As soon as he came to the stage, the style of painting changed abruptly, although this guy is not good, but he is also a dragon among people in this group of people, and he has a momentum of killing the enemy: "It's my turn, which master is willing to come to the stage to teach." ”