"I promise, I'll control myself this time and stop hitting you! I'll throw all the baseball bats right now!"

Dong Shiyu swore to Tang Xiaoxiang and saw her throw four or five baseball bats on the ground in an instant.

Tang Xiaoxiang looked at her like a fairy.

Is this magic?

There have always been two unsolved mysteries in Tang Xiaoxiang's world, the first is how much private money Milo has, and the second is where Dong Shiyu usually hides baseball bats around him?

After Dong Shiyu threw away these baseball bats, she glanced at Tang Xiaoxiang, then lowered her head shyly and said, "Are you relieved now?"

Tang Xiaoxiang was very entangled at the moment.

His physiology told him to touch it quickly, and there would be no such shop after this village.

But he also told him in his heart, are you sure that Dong Shiyu will not beat you by other means?

"Or ...... Let's talk about it later! I suddenly remembered, I haven't done my homework yet, I have to go home and do my homework!"

Thinking about it, Tang Xiaoxiang was still cowardly, this risking his life, let's do less.

Dong Shiyu rolled her eyes, this coward, I don't want to find a reliable one to make excuses, let's have a class, why don't I know which teacher left homework at noon today?

At this time, do you have homework for you to eat?

When the two were embarrassed, there was a small conversation outside the door.

"Fatty, are you sure you read that right, Tang Tang sneaked into Shishi's room?"

There was a hint of anger in Milo's coquettish voice, his own man dared to come out and steal fish, and he dared to live alone in the same room in broad daylight.

Is it when my aunt can't lift the knife, or is Shishi's charm boundless?

"Sure, the boss's demeanor is that I can recognize it even if it becomes a poop!" Zhu Kuang patted his chest and promised.

Erwuzai, the fat man is professional.

"You two are talking so loudly, are you afraid that the people in the house won't be able to hear you?" Xiao Lingxue's voice also appeared.

After hearing these voices outside the door, Tang Xiaoxiang and Dong Shiyu were dumbfounded, and now a word flashed in their minds: they were caught raped!

Dong Shiyu looked at Tang Xiaoxiang in a panic, and her eyes seemed to ask Tang Xiaoxiang:

"Didn't you notice that you were being followed by a dead fat man when you came?"

Tang Xiaoxiang shook his head, at that time, all his thoughts were on the big white legs, how could he pay attention to whether he was being followed!

Now he was in a panic.

It's over! Tang Xiaoxiang had a feeling of wanting to cry without tears, obviously he didn't steal anything fishy, and he was beaten. Now he is still being caught and raped, why is he so miserable!

Dong Shiyu's situation is not much better, she is now anxious like an ant on a hot pot, she is thinking, if Xiao Lingxue and Milo block her and Tang Xiaoxiang in the house, how can she still have the face to see them in the future!

At the same time, she began to complain about Tang Xiaoxiang in her heart, blaming this bad guy, she had to put forward such a shameful condition, otherwise she would not have called him to her room.

The two of them who were flustered didn't think about it carefully now, they actually didn't do anything, what were they panicking about?

Knock Knock......

A knock on the door remembers.

"Shishi open the door, I know you're in the house!" Milo thought he knocked on the door suddenly.

"What are you doing stupidly? Why don't you hide quickly!"

After Dong Shiyu heard the knock on the door, she panicked and pushed Tang Xiaoxiang, who was at a loss.

"Where am I hiding?" Tang Xiaoxiang said with a wry smile after being pushed and shoved by Dong Shiyu and moving a few steps.

Dong Shiyu's room is not large, and the furnishings in the room are relatively simple, except for a bed, a desk and a bookshelf, there is nothing else, so where can Tang Xiaoxiang hide in such a room!

"I don't care, anyway, I just can't let my aunt and Luo Luo block you in my room! Otherwise, I will ignore you for the rest of my life!" Dong Shiyu took out the talent of a woman and shouted at Tang Xiaoxiang in a low voice.

"You really don't have a place to hide in this house! you can't let me jump out of the window!"

After Tang Xiaoxiang finished speaking, he found that Dong Shiyu was looking at him directly, his eyes were full of wisdom.

"I'm talking about fun, you don't really want me to jump off the building, do you?"

Tang Xiaoxiang looked at Dong Shiyu's eyes, and asked in a trembling whisper.

"Oops, how could I let you jump off the building... But you're going to do it willingly, right?"

As Dong Shiyu spoke, she casually picked up a baseball bat that she had just thrown on the ground, and stared at Tang Xiaoxiang with a sneer.

"I ......"

Tang Xiaoxiang now has a sentence about selling hemp and don't know whether to say it or not.

Ya, Tang Xiaoxiang really wants to ask Dong Shiyu, is your face important, or my life important?

But when he saw Dong Shiyu get up and open the window, and then look at himself with a smile on his bat, he already knew her answer!

Woman, not even a big pig's trotters.

Tang Xiaoxiang saw that there was Xiao Lingxue behind him, Milo caught the traitor, and Dong Shiyu forced him with a stick in front of him, and he had no way out.

How can you say that if you jump, you still have hope of living if you don't die or be disabled, but if you are blocked in the house by Xiao Lingxue and them, then you will die!

Thinking of this, he met Dong Shiyu's expectant eyes, there was a lot of wind and cold, and the big husband was gone, walked to the window, and looked out.

Emma: How can you smash the second floor so high?

If you jump down, you will jump down with your own small physique, and you can't explain it here!

"Shishi, why don't you jump! I'll stay!" Tang Xiaoxiang was making a final struggle.

Seeing Tang Xiaoxiang's cowardice, Dong Shiyu asked him angrily:

"If you stay in my room and aunts come in, how do you explain that you will be in my room?"

"I'll just say, I snuck in when I saw that no one in the house was curious!"

"Is there anything in my house that is worthy of your curiosity, are you so easy to deceive as an aunt and Luo Luo?"

Dong Shiyu was annoyed by Tang Xiaoxiang's unreasonable reason, is he a fool to be his aunt and Luo Luo?

"Yes, I'll say I'm curious about what your underwear looks like, and then I'll come in and take a look at your room when there's no one, so they'll believe me, because I have a criminal record!"

Tang Xiaoxiang really wanted to applaud his wisdom at this time.

"Fuck you!"

After Dong Shiyu heard Tang Xiaoxiang blow up his ugliness, the fire in her heart could no longer be suppressed, she really never thought that this cowardly guy would have such a hobby!

Dong Shiyu, who couldn't bear it, didn't talk nonsense with him anymore, she came behind Tang Xiaoxiang by mistake, and under Tang Xiaoxiang's frightened expression, she hugged his waist, lifted him up, and then threw him out of the window!

"......Ahh

A classic line sounded outside the window.