1217 God-class chariot
"My brother, can you eat these things......
Men and women squatted in a large row at the edge of the reservoir, and despite the "No Fishing" warning sign and the large number of dead fish and dead bodies floating in the reservoir, the survivors managed to catch several large buckets of crayfish and hairy crabs.
"You're stupid! try it and you'll know......"
Xia Buer grabbed a hairy crab from the bucket, and directly opened the crab shell to take a closer look, although the corpse poison will not make the shrimp and crab corpses change, but he can't figure out the night ghost virus, and although the fish here have not mutated, they are all sick and lose their scales, and the fish meat also contains the deadly night ghost virus.
"Director, don't mess around, you can't eat this thing blindly......"
Everyone waved their hands worriedly, but Xia Buer rolled his eyes and said: "I'm not mentally retarded, aren't there a few domestic cats just caught in the canteen, let the cook wash all the shrimp and crabs, cook them and give them to the cats to taste, they'll be fine!"
"That's right, why didn't we think of it, the director is the director......"
At this time, everyone was pleasantly surprised, Xia Buer clapped his hands and got up and said: "Ma Meimei, you come and command, let people clean up the corpses in the reservoir, if the shrimp and crabs can be eaten, let's make this place into a breeding pond, and the rest of the people will follow me to the town to sweep up!"
"Still sweeping, the warehouse is almost out of stock......"
A group of women were all stunned, and the gnats immediately said with disdain: "Look at your little bit of talent, how long is that little thing enough for us to eat, and we can't use a bunch of medicinal herbs, we can't get some Western medicine, and the condoms you want the most, don't you get more to come back and make you feel crooked?"
"Hahaha......"
A group of old men laughed wildly, and the women scolded and spitted coquettishly, no longer afraid of someone saying that they were immoral.
"Let's go!"
More than fifty big men with guns and cold weapons if they didn't have guns, followed Xia Buer to the town in a mighty way, and there were many bold girls among them, Zheng Beili also followed when she saw this, but the Jiang sisters still didn't have the courage after thinking about it.
Zheng Kun suddenly looked at Dahua and said in surprise: "Little Four, aren't you going together, isn't it uncomfortable?"
"The old lady is very comfortable......"
Dahua walked over triumphantly and said with a wicked smile: "I'm the women's director now, I'm going to take them out of a bathhouse later, and then take a bath with the girls, wow!
"Is it fun to grind dishes......
Zheng Kun shook his head with a strange face and walked away, leaving Dahua stunned and stunned in place and messy alone, from the map, it was only two or three kilometers away from the town, and the group was talking and laughing soon, but they saw a signboard - Shiniu County!
"Who looks at the map, this is a county seat......"
The grasshopper suddenly exclaimed, this side already belongs to the territory of the neighboring province, and they have never been here before, but the night ghosts who rushed over last night are very rustic, and they all habitually think that this is just a town.
"This county is not small......"
Everyone swallowed and foamed in panic, although this small county town was not as good as the towns of later generations, but the roads were also criss-crossed, the dense houses could not be seen at a glance, and there must be tens of thousands of residents, even if only half of them were mutated, there must be tens of thousands of night ghosts.
"What'......s the matter?
Xia Buer glanced at everyone with a cigarette in his mouth, and said with a contemptuous smile: "Who was shouting just now that you are going to do a big ticket, go back and let the girls take the initiative to warm the bed, I tell you, I brought you here to practice your courage, and you will never become successful if you don't fight a few tough battles!"
"But it's too much, as soon as the gun goes off, the night ghosts in the whole town come out......"
Many people looked at him bitterly, Zheng Beili and the girls also shrank to the end, they had at most taken away a small number of night ghosts from the town last night, and a large number of night ghosts were still staying in the town, as can be seen by the messy footprints on the muddy ground.
"Killing night ghosts relies on brains, not guns......"
Xia Buer walked up to a young man, snatched the freshly built water pipe spear in his hand, weighed it and said, "Brother Kun and I will give you a sample first, you all take a good look at it, as long as you follow our method and be smart, I guarantee that you will be unharmed today!"
"No guns......"
Everyone looked at them with blank eyes, Zheng Kun smiled and lifted the iron spear he had built, and walked directly to the middle of the road side by side with Xia Buer, the two of them glanced left and right without saying a word, and their movements and demeanor were exactly the same.
The development of this county is obviously very backward, at a glance the color is monotonous, everything is gray, the ground is full of old 28 bars, the shortbread and fritters of the roadside stalls have long been moldy, only the bright yellow van taxi is very dazzling, and the best luxury car is only Audi 100.
"Let's make a bet and guess how many night ghosts there are in that department store......"
Zheng Kun leisurely lit a cigarette, Xia Buer had just thrown down the match, looking at the two-story building not far away, there was actually a row of erroneous English letters on it, he said with a smile: "What are you betting, running naked?"
"It's not exciting enough, let's bet on big flowers, whoever loses will kiss him tongue......"
"Puff ~ cough cough cough ......"
Xia Buer bent down and coughed violently, and said with tears streaming down his face: "Big brother, you are too ruthless, if you are interesting to Dahua, just say it, I don't want to have nightmares every day in the future, let's bet on something else, whoever loses will be a coach for the rookies, and the winner will go to the mall to rest!"
"I also said that I am a young man, and I don't have any courage at all, I bet thirty ......"
Zheng Kun walked forward with a face full of disdain, Xia Buer hurriedly followed and said: "It's your bet that is too disgusting, okay, although Dahua is very beautiful now, but I can't get over this hurdle in my heart, I won't fight with you, even if the night ghost exceeds fifteen, even if I lose, okay?"
"That's pretty much ......"
Zheng Kun walked into the hardware store and took two bundles of wires, and directly tied the wires to the stone lion at the gate, Xia Buer also ran to close the active anti-theft window, leaving only the door as an exit, and then kicked open the wooden door and shouted: "Come out and start eating!"
"Roar~"
There was a low roar in the depths, it seemed to be the warehouse of the mall, and although the night ghosts were afraid of the sun, they were really crazy and dared to run under the sun, and with Xia Buji's constant harassment, soon a night ghost pulled open the door and rushed out.
"Haha~ Your daughter-in-law is here......"
Xia Buer hid behind the stone lion with a wicked smile, and a white shadow instantly jumped out of the door, but he was tripped by the wire under his feet, and immediately fell into a, and the two who rushed out one after another were also the same, and the two Xia Buer immediately stepped forward and stabbed them.
"Oh my God......"
The gnats and others not far away were all stunned, and the girls' eyes were even more round, it was not uncommon to kill night ghosts with guns, but it was okay to use cold weapons.
Besides, the two of them are almost one spear, even if the wire is broken, they are not in a hurry, and when one comes out, they put down the other, and they are simply seamless.
"Are there any alive, and a few more practitioners will come out, this is not enough......"
Xia Buer straightened up panting, and looked at the small shopping mall with unfinished eyes, but no matter how he shouted, there were no night ghosts in the shopping mall coming out again, Zheng Kun also shook his head with a gloomy face and said: "There are exactly fifteen, God wants you to win!"
"Hehe~ You can't blame me for this......"
Xia Buer turned around with a hippie smile, already tired of stinky sweat, but the gnats were still in a state of shock, and it took a long time before they rushed over in surprise, and surrounded them for a while, but they didn't kneel down directly to worship.
"All of you go with Brother Kun and remember his teachings......"
Xia Buer waved his hand and walked into the department store, pulled out his pistol and began to clean up the fish that slipped through the net, who knew that there were really only fifteen night ghosts in this building, and when he walked down with confidence, he only saw that the girls were frantically sweeping the goods, and they were all excited and about to go crazy.
"Brother Yu, why does this Santana look like this, ......have you seen it before?"
Zheng Beili walked over and handed him a bottle of Coke, Xia Buer turned his head to look out the window on the side, and actually saw a shiny Santana 2000, he was immediately surprised: "This car is coming out now, let's go! Let's go over and take a look, this is a luxury car!"
After Xia Buer ran out, he found that the car key was still inserted in the door, and when he opened the door in surprise, the car was not only spotless, but also had a big red flower tied to the rearview mirror, which was obviously a new car that had just been proposed.
"Wow~ This is a top-of-the-line vehicle......"
Xia Buer sat in the car and stroked it lovingly, his master always likes to brag about how good this car is, how many lives he saved back then, but it's a pity that when he came out to mix in society, Santana 2000 has been eliminated, and he hasn't even touched it once.
"Is this car awesome......"
Zheng Beili opened the co-pilot's door and sat in, Xia Buer immediately smelled a smell of high-end perfume, and turned her head to take a look only to find that Zheng Beili was wearing very beautiful makeup, and she was still wearing a professional skirt that he had selected himself, and she was dressed like a strong woman in a shopping mall.
"Let's go, take you for a ride......"
Xia Buer directly started the car and drove forward, jumping around the streets and alleys unscrupulously, Zheng Beili was a little nervous and a little excited, and her pretty face was charming.
"Beauty, have you ever tried a car shock......
Xia Buer suddenly drove the car into the playground of a middle school, and looked at Zheng Beili with evil spirits, but Zheng Beili asked blankly: "What is the car shock, is the car bumpy?"
"Damn, do you want to ask......
Xia Buer looked at her angrily, Zheng Beili's pretty face turned red all of a sudden, and she subconsciously tugged at the tube skirt under her, biting her red lip and saying shyly: "I want to......!"
"Isn't the playground just for drilling, how exciting it is......"
Xia Buer's eyes were blazing at her, and Zheng Beili muttered again: "Then tell me, why did you choose me and teach me so many things, is it just for ...... For the sake of my body, shouldn't it?"
Xia Buji didn't think about it and said: "Because you are smart enough and have the conditions to live, I also need a female helper, it's as simple as that, are you satisfied?"
Zheng Beili pouted in some disappointment: "Dissatisfied! I thought you would say that I was very special, it seems that I am still too naïve, so why do you know so many things, it can't be self-taught, right?"
"That's the second question......
Xia Buer slammed over and put down the back of the chair, Zheng Beili exclaimed in surprise and her whole body turned red, but she still said shyly: "Anyway, I didn't bring that kind of thing, I heard that men don't like to wear it, so I'll just ask a few more!"
"How many more do ......you ask?"
Xia Buer pinched her chin, and Zheng Beili smiled evilly: "Hehe~ I don't have much appetite, I just have too many questions to ask you, I want to ask them all in one breath today, until you kill me!"
"No, change it twice at most, or I'll hang up before you die......"
"Five times, you can answer my questions first, and then pay back what you owe me......"
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