Chapter 30: The wildebeest chase
"The anchor is a big foodie, he wants to eat everything he sees, do you dare to eat this big guy? The kind that can go to jail. ”
"My good boy, so many cows, you run quickly, the anchor even dares to eat worms, not to mention you, hurry up!"
"Hey, don't say it, such a big guy grew up eating wild grass and wild fruits, and the meat must be delicious. ”
As if he had received a hint, Chen Fan seemed to have an understanding and joked to the audience in front of the screen.
"Mom, it's really the devil, I'm going to call the police, crooked, demon spirit? ”
"If the anchor really eats Niu Niu, believe it or not, he doesn't have to go out of the woods, he will have a free silver bracelet to give, with a free prison ten-year reform coupon. ”
Chen Fan wiped his sweat with his forehead for a while, Nima, this year's barrage water army, it seems that he is still very good, and he has even thought about his own fate.
"Ahem, what, I'm just bragging to you, how can a good person like me touch the bottom line of the law!"
In fact, in Chen Fan's heart, he really wanted to fight the tooth sacrifice all the time, and he really hadn't eaten this thing.
He remembered that in the last time and space, he went to the African savannah in the second year of work, and the wildebeest there had killed two of them, but they didn't eat them later, so they ate giraffes instead.
As long as you throw some money, except for a few animal bones such as rhinoceros and elephants, you can kill a few others at will, just like playing.
After all, even if they are not eaten, hundreds of herbivores are buried under the mouths of lions and hyenas every day.
"Hey, I just don't know if I have a chance to go to the African savannah in the future, and then I will meet Brother Pingtou, catch two hyenas as my little brother, and I can also bring a shotgun, that is really the strongest jungler. ”
Back to reality, Chen Fan looked at the somewhat heavy and intensified roar not far away, it seemed that something was wrong!
"It's not good, I seem to have been smelled by those wildebeests, everyone, I won't explain it for the time being, and I'll withdraw. ”
As soon as Chen Fan finished speaking, sure enough, he saw the male takins who were surrounding a group of wildebeest before, and they all looked at Chen Fan almost at the same time.
And the tallest, the boss who was tearing the dead grass on the hut, took the lead and went straight to Chen Fan's side......
"I'll go!"
Chen Fan only heard that wildebeest was a very aggressive social animal, but he didn't expect that he was smelled by them, which immediately aroused the other party's vigilance and attacked him directly.
Chen Fan had no choice but to throw down the penny, take the knife and run wildly to the water's edge.
No way, the edge of the stream is now less than five hundred meters away, and all around it is full of low shrubs, and there is not a single big tree to hide from.
"Dig the slot, the anchor is going to be finished, it's over, our live broadcast room won't be disbanded suddenly on the spot!"
"Just play, you stupid anchor, everyone else is just playing, just a routine, you're really real, you have to run into the mountains alone, don't you deserve to die?"
"Don't talk nonsense upstairs, the anchor is not an ordinary person, you look at the direction he runs, it is a zigzag route, and he also picks the kind of places with many bushes and thorns and forests, and those wildebeest in the back have begun to fall behind. ”
Sure enough, just when the audience was nervous, Chen Fan had already run wildly, bypassing bushes one bush after another, and came directly to the stream. eat
"Holy, the water is so deep!"
Chen Fan was still thinking about whether he could jump over directly!
Looking closer now, I can see that the original gurgling creek has become a small river downstream, with a width of no less than five or six meters and a depth of more than two meters.
However, although the wildebeest was thrown away for a distance behind, with their ability to rampage, they chased after them at a speed of sixty kilometers per hour, and Chen Fan saw that he fell into the range of the wildebeest's attack again.
At this time, it is no longer time to hesitate to cross the river, or choose another way to avoid it.
At this moment, Chen Fan has only one choice, and that is:
Jump!
That's right, it's too late, it's fast, and the leader of the wildebeest, who is two meters high at the shoulder, rushes sharply, and the two corners go straight up......
Chen Fan seemed to hear the sound of the horns of the ox grazing the air, the back of his head tightened, and the whole person had jumped into the turbulent river.
In the deep mountains after the shower, the stream also rose a lot, but fortunately, the section that Chen Fan jumped into was relatively flat, except for worrying about being scraped by stones in front of him, he was not worried about anything else.
The moment he plunged into the stream, the wildebeest leader behind him was on top of his head, and two seconds later, he hit the position where Chen Fan was standing before.
Fortunately, at this time, Chen Fan had already jumped into the water, and at this time, he was carried by the current to the diagonal right five or six meters downstream.
There's no way, Chen Fan can't go downstream all the time, so the first moment he falls into the water, he just swims to the opposite side.
And while swimming, the knife in his hand was held tightly by him, and the back of the knife was close to the outside of his right leg, so as not to hurt himself.
It's just a pity that while diving, the few strings of grasshoppers and a bag of raspberries that Chen Fan had collected before were all washed away by the water.
Like a dead dog, he grabbed the rocks by the stream, and Chen Fan kept climbing to the shore with his hands and feet.
After climbing ashore, Chen Fan, who was soaking wet, only felt really cold at this time, and his entire chin began to be his own.
"Dada, dada......"
It was the sound of his teeth tapping up and down, chattering.
Chen Fan thought about it carefully, but he didn't expect that he would be forced to jump into the danger of jumping into the stream one night.
Looking at the group of wildebeest standing in a daze on the opposite side, Chen Fan finally breathed a sigh of relief, then waved his hand and greeted the drone that came in mid-air:
"Ladies and gentlemen, it was really thrilling just now, but fortunately, there is a small river here, and now they can't cross it, so I can be considered to have escaped the attack of the wildebeest for the time being.
However, I'm getting wet all over my body now, and I'll have to find a place to make a fire and dry my clothes, or I'll catch a cold, which will be fatal. ”
Chen Fan said, jumped directly to a few big stones, and swaggered off his clothes.
"Rub, anchor, please control yourself, what are you going to do? Do you want to undress for us on the live broadcast?"
"Anchor, you're fine, let's start a fire first, I'll tell the house manager, as long as you're not too exposed, we won't block you. ”
At this time, in front of the live broadcast room, Jiang Wengang, the outdoor manager of Douyu, came home with his wife and children after eating, and happened to see the scene of him narrowly escaping the pursuit of the takin.
"Thanks to the outdoor boss, I know the scale, and now I'm going to find a way to build a fire here, clothes or something, I can't wear them for the time being. ”
He said, fortunately, it is the seventh month of the lunar calendar, and although it is cold in the mountains, it is still more than ten degrees.
So when Chen Fan took off only a pair of boxer pants, it wasn't as cold as just now.
"Tut, look, the anchor's white skin, illuminated by the moon, is like porcelain. ”
"Yo, I can't imagine that I am thin and tall, and I still have a little muscle!"
"Hello little brother of the anchor, I am a practitioner in the sea, and I suddenly want to discuss a free exchange between spirit and flesh with you, what do you say?"