Chapter 115: Houston Show Squatting
After speaking, he glanced at Lin Bingbing, "What do you order?"
"You can order whatever you want. Lin Bingbing sighed and looked at Sun Jiao embarrassedly. Because she had already felt the patience that Chairman Sun had lost.
"Okay!"
Sun Jiao got up and walked to the front desk of the restaurant, which is the same as KFC, there is no waiter at all, and you have to go to the front desk for everything.
Sun Jiao wanted to toss Houston for a while, so he finished ordering beef and ordered a glass of chestnut juice for Houston.
If these two things are eaten together, it will be guaranteed that he will not be able to get up from the kang when he has diarrhea.
Dealing with this kind of two-eyed person, Sun Jiao will not be soft.
After a while, Sun Jiao walked over with a tray.
Houston looked at Sun Jiao, couldn't help but shake his head for a while, and then said to Lin Bingbing: "Lin, your boss really has no time to concept. ”
"Don't eat it? If you don't eat the chicken, I'm too lazy to serve you!"
This Houston doesn't care about himself, but he still picks fat and thin, and thinks he is slow, and his feelings for him instantly fall to the bottom.
This kind of person, even if Sun Jiao's factory is not opened, it is impossible to give him the order.
Houston frowned, because Sun Jiao's speed of speech was so fast that he couldn't react for a while, "Lin, what did your boss say?"
Lin Bingbing smiled awkwardly, "He praised you, praised you for your taste, hurry up and eat." ”
Thank you Boss Sun for your compliment. Houston smiled.
As he ate the steak, he marveled at the deliciousness of the chestnut juice.
"Boss Sun, this is really delicious, can you bring me another drink?"
"Good!"
Sun Jiao smiled slightly, but as soon as he turned around, his face fell.
When he returned, he saw Houston clutching his stomach with a painful expression.
After a while, he couldn't help it, and he heard a pop, as if something was squirting out of his trouser pocket, and the next second a foul smell hit his face.
Lin Bingbing hurriedly got up and distanced himself from him.
Sun Jiao even ran directly to the door and looked at Houston with disgust.
"Oh God!"
Houston clutched his stomach and looked embarrassed, "I said, it can't be so cheap because it consumes beef." ”
After saying that, he quickly got up and ran to the bathroom with his legs between his legs.
After a long time, a sallow-faced Houston walked out of the bathroom with his legs between his legs and leaning against the wall.
"Boss, I want to complain!fuck!"
"Wow, this person is Oba of the Stick Country?"
"Ohba, sister, don't you smell a shit smell on him?"
"I'm going, it's disgusting, hey~~ Hurry up and stay away from him. ”
"It's still a foreigner, this quality is really bad, forget it...... Disgusting to death. ”
……
After a while, the people in the restaurant walked away.
Houston couldn't understand what they were saying, but the look of disdain in their eyes made him feel ashamed.
At this time, the boss also walked down from the upstairs, and when he saw that Houston had smoked away the guests, he scolded him with a stinking face, "Fake foreign devils, this is a place to eat, please get out of my store immediately, immediately!"
Saying that, he called the security guard, and the two of them forced him out directly, like
Dumped on the ground like a dead dog.
"Phew...... It's disgusting. ”
At this moment, Houston's face turned green.
I just wanted to open my mouth to explain twice, but it didn't matter if I wanted to squat, this squat, that feeling hit again.
Just listen to the pop, just listening to it makes people vomit nauseously.
"Houston, you're so disgusting, get out of here, I'm not going to talk to someone like you. ”
"Boss Sun, I think it's a misunderstanding...... Puff ......"
The beige liquid ran down his trouser legs and into his shoes.
This time he didn't dare to say anything, and when he saw a public toilet next to him, he ran straight in.
In the blink of an eye, twenty minutes passed.
Houston staggered out of the public restroom and grabbed the green tree next to him.
"Fuck, I'm going to report, I'm going to complain, it's not eating, it's poisoning......"
Although he was very angry, he really didn't have any strength to pull, and he had the heart to roar, but the voice he shouted was still soft.
Lin Bingbing was completely disappointed in him, and she didn't expect Houston to be such a person.
"Lin, why don't you hurry up and buy me a new dress?
Houston glared at Lin Bingbing and said.
Lin Bingbing frowned, "Houston, please pay attention to your words and tone. I am not your subordinate. ”
Hearing this, Houston was embarrassed again.
Hurriedly asked Sun Jiao for help: "Boss Sun, then please leave it to you." ”
Sun Jiao didn't seem to hear it, holding his mobile phone and scrolling through the circle of friends there.
There was no way, Houston could only beg Lin Bingbing again, "Lin, I'm begging you." ”
Lin Bingbing sighed, after all, he invited it himself, so he had no choice but to agree.
Lin Bingbing quickly went back quickly, bought a set of sportswear from the shopping mall next to him and gave it to Houston, and by the way, he also gave him a pack of wet wipes very intimately.
After changing his clothes, Houston walked out of the bathroom, still pretending to be five or six.
Thinking about his every move before, looking at the present, it is like two people.
But in Sun Jiao's eyes, he is like a clown jumping off the beam.
"Do you want to eat in another restaurant?" Sun Jiao suggested kindly.
Lin Bingbing hurriedly shook his head, "Don't talk about eating, it's disgusting." ”
Sun Jiao couldn't help but want to laugh, looked at Houston and asked, "What about you?"
"No!no!no!let's go to your company!"
Houston hurriedly shook his head, now he just let him eat, and he didn't dare to eat it.
galloped all the way, and when they came to Shangwan Village, it was already approaching evening.
Looking at the rows of low houses, Houston shook his head for a while, "This kind of building has been seen since I was born, but I didn't expect you to still maintain it here, it's amazing, is your country so backward?"
Sun Jiao snorted his teeth, I really can't figure it out, is this person really stupid? Or is he deliberately finding fault? Is there anyone who talks like this?
Looks like we'll have to find a way to teach him a lesson!
"I can't compare with you, how capable you are, Lao Tzu is your ancestor. ”
Sun Jiao said angrily.
"Are you scolding me again?" Houston said with a grimace.
You can understand it this way. ”
Sun Jiao shrugged, "As long as you're happy." ”
"Boss Sun, I need you to apologize to me immediately, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind to you. Houston clenched his fists.
Seeing that the two of them were about to choke, Lin Bingbing hurriedly spoke: "Houston, what do you mean?"
"He cursed. ”
"I didn't scold him, I told the truth, and I can only blame my country's language for being broad and profound. ”
Sun Jiao said with a smile.
"Hmph, for Lin's sake, I won't be serious with you, otherwise, you would have fallen in front of me. ”
Speaking of this, Houston looked proud, "Do you know what I have been doing since elementary school? Kung Fu, orthodox taekwondo, you, no." ”
"Just you show off your, and you still talk to me about kung fu?" Sun Jiao glanced at the other party with disdain.
I was worried that I didn't have a chance to repair him, but I didn't expect him to send it to the door himself.
(End of chapter)