Chapter Eighty-Four: A Gorgeous Retreat
Although she inadvertently helped Xiao Yiyun do what only five girls should do, Lin Luoying was not angry with grief and anger, but was just angry at all, the main reason why she was angry was that she was tricked by Xiao Yiyun, because Xiao Yiyun was obviously pretending to be asleep, purely playing herself as a monkey.
Of course, this is just Lin Luoying's own thoughts, and Xiao Yiyun has absolutely no such thoughts in his heart.
The quilt was kicked to the ground by Lin Luoying, Xiao Yiyun immediately opened his eyes, and his first move was to cover his crotch with both hands, no way, it was wet there, it was like peeing his pants, how embarrassing! Although he and Lin Luoying both knew that it was not peeing pants, but when Lin Luoying saw it, Xiao Yiyun would still feel embarrassed.
Seeing Xiao Yiyun open his eyes, Lin Luoying kicked him directly.
Xiao Yiyun turned over and got out of bed, covered his crotch, and said, "Don't slander people casually, it's hard to say which of the two of us is a hooligan, you female hooligan!"
"What? You actually said I was a female hooligan?" Lin Luoying asked, staring, pinching his waist, pointing to his nose, with a look of disbelief.
This guy is also very good, isn't it? It is really infuriating and hateful that the wicked person sued first and slandered himself as a female hooligan.
Xiao Yiyun's crotch was sticky, wet, and very uncomfortable, but he didn't want to entangle with Lin Luoying at this moment, so he didn't say a word, and walked out.
Lin Luoying didn't think about it, stood on the bed, kicked over, and Xiao Yiyun, who kicked it, had to take a step back.
The direction where Xiao Yiyun turned over and got out of bed just now is the position inside the room, that is to say, Lin Luoying stood on the outside of the bed, and was forced to take a step back by Lin Luoying, Xiao Yiyun retreated into the room.
"Lin Luoying, you let me out, I'm in a hurry to go to the toilet. Xiao Yiyun said with a smile.
Lin Luoying said angrily: "No, you explain to me clearly, who is the hooligan? You stinky rascal, you are pretending to be asleep! Still... Do such a nasty thing!"
"Damn, is it okay to say the other way around?" Xiao Yiyun is not happy, he didn't force you to do this, did he?
Lin Luoying pointed at Xiao Yiyun and shouted, "What did you say?"
"I said you were saying the opposite. Xiao Yiyun rolled his eyes and said, "I'm pretending to be asleep, but I'm pretending to be asleep, and you can't mess around with me! I'm pretending to be asleep and it's an excuse for you to mess around with me? What kind of crooked reasoning is this? It's you who are playing there tirelessly, and I didn't force you, no matter what, it should be you who have hooliganism, not me!"
Hearing Xiao Yiyun's words, Lin Luoying's nose was crooked, and he said: "You pretending to sleep is for impure purposes, you have a hooligan mentality, and you have hooligan motives. ”
"Your hands were originally placed where they shouldn't be, and I was afraid that I would be embarrassed to wake you up, so I pretended to be asleep. Xiao Yiyun told the truth.
However, where would Lin Luoying believe Xiao Yiyun's truth? She had already decided in her heart that Xiao Yiyun was deliberately pretending to be asleep, which led to her unintentionally helping him like that.
"You fool the devil, three-year-olds don't believe you. Lin Luoying said immediately.
"I don't care if you believe it or not, that's the way it is. Xiao Yiyun covered his crotch and said, "Get out of the way, I have to go to the toilet." ”
"I won't let you, suffocate you. Lin Luoying stood on the bed, ready to prevent Xiao Yiyun from escaping.
Xiao Yiyun said angrily: "Don't force me to do something to you, a manly man, it's not a good thing to beat a woman! Otherwise, I would have cleaned you up." ”
"Bah, it's up to you?" Lin Luoying said with disdain: "If you have the ability, you can try." ”
Xiao Yiyun moved violently, and rushed forward in one step, Lin Luoying immediately kicked over, and came straight to Xiao Yiyun's head, and wanted to force Xiao Yiyun to retreat into the room.
Who knew that Xiao Yiyun didn't retreat at all, he stopped his body stiffly, pointed at Lin Luoying's thigh, and said, "It's gone." ”
Lin Luoying was wearing a black silk suspender nightdress, the skirt was up to the thighs, plus the silk was already silky, she stood so high on the bed, she could kick Xiao Yiyun's head when she raised her legs, but with her movements, the skirt of the silk suspender nightdress would also move, plus Xiao Yiyun looked low and high, and she could see the scenery under the skirt almost when she raised her eyes.
"Ah......" was reminded by Xiao Yiyun like this, Lin Luoying exclaimed in surprise and hurriedly withdrew his jade legs.
Xiao Yiyun sneered, ran out of the room in two steps, and went straight to the bathroom outside.
"Bastard!" Lin Luoying jumped out of bed and chased after him, but he was still a step too late, Xiao Yiyun entered the bathroom, slammed the door shut, and locked it inside.
"I don't believe you won't come out. Lin Luoying didn't slam the door, but put his arms in his hands, guarded the door, and shouted at Xiao Yiyun inside.
The strange thing is that Xiao Yiyun didn't pay attention to her at all, only listened to the sound of Suo Suo in the bathroom, and didn't know what Xiao Yiyun was doing.
For a long time, Xiao Yiyun's voice sounded from the toilet, and a sentence almost made Lin Luoying squirt blood and go wild, only to hear Xiao Yiyun ask in the toilet: "Lin Luoying, do you have men's underwear and pants here?"
What does this guy think of himself? What kind of place does he think of here? How can there be men's panties and clothes in this villa?
Xiao Yiyun was in the bathroom, Lin Luoying couldn't do anything about him, so he paced back and forth outside the bathroom angrily, thinking about how to concoct him to relieve his anger when Xiao Yiyun came out of the bathroom.
However, Lin Luoying, who was in a rage, suddenly stopped, followed by hysterical laughter, and he couldn't breathe directly from laughter.
At the same time, Lin Luoying also understood, Xiao Yiyun definitely didn't think crookedly, he didn't think about himself and this place of residence, but he was forced to do so, he must have taken off his underwear and pants when he went into the bathroom, but there were no underwear and pants that could be replaced, so he had to ask himself like this.
"You wait!" Lin Luoying tried her best to hold back a laugh, walked back to her bedroom quickly, and soon came back, standing outside the bathroom and shouting, "Open the door, I'll give you the change of clothes." ”
"Thank you. Xiao Yiyun sincerely thanked him in the bathroom, and opened the door of the bathroom through a crack, he was not wearing anything at this time, Lin Luoying must have figured it out, but she was not worried that she would rush in.
"Give. Lin Luoying tried her best to hold back a smile and stuffed the so-called change of clothes in her mouth to Xiao Yiyun.
Xiao Yiyun quickly took the clothes, but at first glance, he was dumbfounded, he was played with by her, what kind of men's panties and pants did she give him? It was clearly a pair of women's, small black lace panties, with a very short pair of women's denim hot pants.
"Damn!" Xiao Yiyun said speechlessly: "Do you want to be so ruthless?"
"I don't have any men's clothes here, so you can make do with me. Lin Luoying said triumphantly outside the bathroom.
Xiao Yiyun gritted his teeth and said: "Lin Luoying, don't be complacent! Believe it or not, I really wear it for you? Do you understand, these are all worn by you, this denim hot pants are nothing, this little Nene, but I have been in close contact with you! I put it on, but it means that the two of us have been in indirect contact, and the parts are more sensitive, to put it mildly, it is no different from what we are indirectly!"
"Hmph, who are you scaring about?" Lin Luoying shook his head outside the bathroom and said: "Do you think I'm so stupid?" Tell you, although these two are my clothes, I have never worn them once, you just wear them, I'm still afraid that you can't do it? Do you wear them? Hurry up, put them on and I'll take a few photos for you!"
"You are ruthless enough!" Xiao Yiyun gritted his teeth as he spoke, opened a crack in the door, and threw out the two clothes that Lin Luoying had given him.
Lin Luoying picked up the clothes that Xiao Yiyun threw on the ground, and breathed a sigh of relief, she forgot whether she wore these two clothes or not...... It's just taken out of the closet, if it's really like Xiao Yiyun said, it was worn by himself, and he put it on, and he was ashamed to die!
"Xiao Yiyun, I forgot just now that I didn't wear these two clothes. Lin Luoying said again: "Thank you for giving it back to me, since you refuse to wear it, I don't have any other clothes for you." ”
Xiao Yiyun couldn't help but be speechless for a while, not to mention that she didn't know whether she wore it or not, it must be that she didn't wear it, and she couldn't wear it herself!
But you can't stay in the toilet like this all the time, right?
Xiao Yiyun looked at the underwear and pants that had been washed by himself, and couldn't help crying, he wanted to find a bath towel in the toilet or something, but he ran to the wrong place in a hurry, he should run into the big bathroom, there are bath towels there, which can be used to cover up ugliness.
"Lin Luoying, you can help me get a bath towel. Xiao Yiyun thought of this, and said to Lin Luoying through the door.
"Why?" Lin Luoying snorted and said, "I'm not your slave, I'll do whatever you ask me to do?"
Xiao Yiyun took a deep breath and said helplessly: "Say, how can you help me get the bath towel?"
"You shout, Xiao Yiyun is a bastard, a stinky hooligan!" Lin Luoying thought for a while and said, "I'll get it for you." ”
"Well, you win. Xiao Yiyun was gorgeously defeated and said, "Xiao Yiyun is a bastard and a stinky rascal. ”
"What? I didn't hear that. Lin Luoying said loudly deliberately.
Xiao Yiyun wanted to cry without tears, and shouted with all the strength of his body: "Xiao Yiyun is a bastard, a stinky hooligan!"
"Well, yes, just admit it. Lin Luoying nodded with satisfaction and said, "Wait, I'll go get you a bath towel." ”