13.97 million thieves

For more than a year, whenever I needed to change my appearance, I would go to Yangzhou to find the thief saint and the thief god.

Zhao Hu learned disguise from the two of them, and he learned it very well, but I am still used to looking for the two of them. Because of the third son, the thief saint and the thief god respect me and respond to my requests. My sons are all working in the Dragon and Tiger Chamber of Commerce, can you have a bad attitude towards me, the big boss?

I was anxious to save my second uncle, and as soon as I got off the plane, I went straight to the residence of the thief saint and the thief god.

For so many years, it has been the second uncle who has taken care of me, and the second uncle has used me a few times? This time he is in trouble, I have to look for him first despite everything, even if the old head tells me Sam's location now, I will not look back.

The thief and the thief did not change their addresses, they were still in the alley behind the shampoo room in "Night Paris", and I plunged into the shampoo room, and several aunts were already surprised, and they didn't lift their eyelids.

I ignored them, walked to the back door, pushed the door into the alley, and went straight to the end of the alley.

I have walked this road many times, and with my eyes closed, I can find the home of the thief saint and the thief god. The last room in the alley is the "Thief Saint and Thief God Lounge", which is not low-key at all. I knocked on the door as usual, but no one answered after knocking for a long time, and no one answered after calling "thief god" and "thief saint" for a long time, and finally I looked in through the keyhole and there was no one.

It's weird, where did these old couple go?

I went back to the shampoo room and asked the aunts, but they said they didn't know, the couple was haunted all day long, and they didn't know when they would come back or leave.

I thought to myself, won't this old couple take the old road again, they have been thieves all their lives, and they can't change it when they are old?

In fact, whether it is the money they have saved themselves, or the money given to them by me and the third son, it is enough for them to spend the second half of their lives in style, but they always seem to be unable to change the problem of itchy hands.

I don't have the contact information of this old couple, they don't seem to have mobile phones, and they are used to being thieves, saying that they are afraid of people's positioning. There was no way, I had to wait at the door, I was the master of the south gate of the Dragon and Tiger Chamber of Commerce, and I was waiting for the two old men in the backyard of the shampoo room, and I was very sad to say.

But there is no way, is there a request for help?

But I waited until it was dark, and I didn't see the old couple come back, my temper really came up, and I couldn't help but call the little third son, and asked with a face: "Where are your parents going?"

Xiao Sanzi was a little confused: "I don't know, I didn't live with my parents." Brother Long, are you looking for my father and my mother to change their appearance again, hasn't Brother Tiger already learned, you can find him......"

I said, "This time it's not for disguise, it's something else!"

"What's the matter?"

I was a little annoyed and said, "It's useless to tell you, can I find your parents?"

"I'll try my best. ”

Hanging up the phone, I continued to crouch at the door and wait.

About an hour or two later, the footsteps sounded, and I immediately got up to look, and saw the little third son leading the old couple back.

"Brother Long, my dad and my mom are playing mahjong in the chess and card room, and they have been discovered by someone, and they have been detained for several days, and I just rescued the ......" Xiao Sanzi looked helpless and apologized to me again and again.

Playing mahjong?!

These old people are really funny, they seem to like to play tricks on everything, and they were born to be such people.

I've been frustrated to wait for a day, but I'm satisfied to be able to wait for someone to come up.

I hurriedly caught up, hugged the old couple left and right, and said extremely earnestly: "Two old-timers, someone dares to detain you in Yangzhou City, why didn't you report the name of the little third son, scare them out!"

The old couple waved their hands and said, "Child, this is what you don't understand, he detains us and takes care of our food, why don't you stay if you have food and drink?"

"That is, if it weren't for his free food and drink, with the skills of the two of us, he would be able to catch him?"

Xiao Sanzi interjected next to him: "Nonsense, how can there be free food and drink, when I went to look for you, the boss forgot about you, said that he locked you in the basement for several days, and thought that you had starved to death! At that time, I was mad and escorted the boss to the basement, if there is really something wrong with the second elder, I will let his whole family be buried with him!"

"Haha, you're so fierce, can you trap us in a little basement? we sneak out every night to eat their stuff!"

"That is, you can go and see that there is more than half of the rice in their bag......

The third son said helplessly: "You might as well live with me, you can eat whatever you want, and you can choose any delicacies from the mountains and seas!"

"You child, how can you eat your own son's pleasure in eating others?"

"That is, as long as you eat others, every grain of rice is extraordinarily fragrant!"

These old men really can't think about it with normal people's thinking, and I don't want to reason with them, so I led them to the door of the house, and the thief took out the key to open the door, and we all followed.

When he arrived at the house, the little third son was still arguing with his parents, but after I reprimanded him, he immediately shut up.

The old couple sighed with emotion, saying that the son who had raised them all his life was not as good as me.

"Where did you raise me, when did you take care of me......"

I glared at Xiao Sanzi again, and Xiao Sanzi stopped talking.

I really didn't have the time to talk nonsense with them, so I immediately got straight to the point and said, "The two seniors of the Thief Saint and the Thief God, this time I have something to trouble you." ”

The thief said: "You know, isn't it that every time, Yi Rong, do you have a photo, or do we play freely?"

The thief god turned around and prepared to go to the meeting.

I hurriedly said, "It's really not here to change appearance this time...... I don't know the two seniors, have you ever heard of 'Flying on the Desert' Ding Sanjin?"

As soon as I mentioned this name, the three people with normal faces were like seeing ghosts, and they all knelt on the ground with a few "poof", "poof" and "poof" sounds!

"What are you doing here?!" I asked, surprised.

The thief saint's face turned pale, and he said tremblingly: "You mentioned the name of our ancestor master, can we not kneel?"

The thief god also trembled and said, "His old man's name, where can he be mentioned casually!"

Xiao Sanzi wiped his cold sweat and said: "Brother Long, don't blame us for reacting too much, we respect the person 'Ding Ye' in this line, his old man's name, you can mention it, we don't dare to mention it......"

It turns out that "Flying on the Desert" Ding Sanjin is so famous in the circle of thieves.

I laughed and said, "Aren't you just a thief, at most the means are more powerful, and the things you steal are more advanced." ”

Xiao Sanzi shook his head: "Brother Long, our branch is called the thief door, as long as you do this, you will automatically join the thief door." The world steals the door, and Ding Ye is respected, whoever dares to say bad things about him behind his back, or disrespectful words to him, will be unlucky, and the gods will not let us go!"

The thief saint and the thief god nodded one after another, indicating that their son was right.

I was quite surprised, and said with a face full of disbelief: "There is such a god, you now, just scold Ding Sanjin in this house, and you will be punished?"

The three nodded again.

I really laughed, a thief with more skilled stealing skills can be lifted to such a high position, and he can't even say a bad word in private, it's just nonsense.

I said, "If I asked you to help catch Ding Sanjin, wouldn't you kill yourself on the spot?"

When the three of them heard this, their faces changed even more.

"Brother Long, this kind of joke can't be made!"

"Yes, catch Ding Ye, how is that possible?"

"Besides, it's impossible for anyone to catch Ding Ye's ......"

I waved my hand and said, "I'll tell you the truth, I'm really going to catch Ding Sanjin, and I'm here to ask you for help!"

Then, I told my second uncle about them.

After hearing this, the three of them nodded again.

"That's right, it's Ding Ye's style. ”

"Don't look at the Five Elements Brothers so majestic, it seems that no one is afraid of them, but they are nothing in front of our Ding Ye......"

"If you want to arrest our Ding Ye, I'm afraid this person hasn't been born yet!"

I was speechless, and said angrily: "I came here for your help, not to let you brag that Ding Sanjin is here! Tell me directly, how can I find him, and how can I catch him?"

"Brother Long, I said it, it is impossible for Ding Ye to be caught, no one has seen him at all, and no one knows where he is!" Xiao Sanzi said: "As for your second uncle, don't worry too much, Ding Ye has his own rules for doing things, only seeking money, not killing people, temporarily detaining the Five Elements Brothers, probably because he thinks the Five Elements Brothers are hindering him, and he will release them after a while!"

"How long is it going to be?"

"This ...... I can't say it. ”

"It's still true!" I said indignantly: "What if he doesn't let my second uncle go for the rest of his life? I don't care, I have to find him, and the three of you must help me! Now I only know that he is in Gan Province, and I don't know what the specific situation is, so you can express your opinions!"

Several people looked at each other, unable to say a word.

"Say!" I gritted my teeth: "You are afraid of that ancestral master, are you not afraid of me?"

I snorted and pulled out the blood-drinking knife.

Whether it is the third son, or the thief saint and the thief god, they actually help me a lot, and I shouldn't scare them, but I'm really anxious, and I get angry when I see them so afraid of Ding Sanjin.

The three of them were really more cowardly than the other, and they quickly talked about it.

"We have always had a legend that the treasure that Ding Ye stole in his life was worth at least 10 billion, but he did not exchange it for money, but hid it in the desert of Dunhuang, Gan Province, just waiting for someone to take out the treasure. One day, Ding Ye will personally hand over the treasure to him and grant him the title of 'King of Ten Thousand Thieves'. Over the years, anyone who knows this legend has gone to Dunhuang for a walk, and of course nothing is ......"

"Ding Ye appeared in Gan Province again this time, proving that the legend is true, could it be that someone is destined to appear soon?"

"This kind of world event, how can we not participate in it, maybe we will hit the luck?"

The more they talked, the more excited they became, and their faces could hardly hide their joy.

And I was dumbfounded—what kind of mess, the desert version of "One Piece"?