Chapter 1: The Man Who Fell in the Pile of Lingerie

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After being hit by a burst of electricity, there seemed to be a burst of electric sparks in his head, Tang Xiaoxiang cursed angrily and cursed the person who sold him the second-hand computer, and the electricity leaked three days after he bought it, and he was blind to his 300 yuan!

When he was in a daze, it was as if someone was talking in his ear.

"He's not going to die!" a crisp and soft female voice.

"Can't die, the doctors said there was nothing wrong with it!" another female voice said.

"Then why haven't you woken up for so long?" a crisp and soft female voice.

"Why don't you slap him!" another female voice: "Or pinch him?"

Bastard, you can't bully Lao Tzu like this if you don't have money, although Tang Xiaoxiang's consciousness is not very sober, he still thinks ruthlessly.

These two voices must be nurses in the hospital!

"How can that be!" The crisp and soft female voice paused for a moment and said, "I'm so cute and gentle, let's come!"

Well, Tang Xiaoxiang's mother wanted to talk about it at this time, so he used all the power of his body to open his eyes.

Two women, one big and one small, the younger one is pure and lovely, and the older one is beautiful and mature, both of which are rare and stunningly beautiful.

"Look, I'll just say this kid is fine! I guess he was pretending just now!" said the beautiful and mature beauty with a sneer.

The girl, who looked to be only 17 or 8 years old, looked down, smiled gently, and nodded Tang Xiaoxiang's forehead and said:

"Tang Xiaoxiang, if you don't study too badly, you will be tactful! Just your acting skills just now can go to an art school, and you will become a third-rate actor in the future!"

"Well, if you look closely, this little guy looks quite interesting!" said the mature beauty.

You're tactful and interesting!!

Tang Xiaoxiang was about to scold, but a sharp pain came from his brain.

Huaguo, Mudan City, high school sophomore...... What a scumbag......

"Look, this is just a few words and it's played again, look at his current expression, how frowning the brows highlight the deep entanglement in the protagonist's heart!"

"Don't say it, it really means something, you look at his trembling lips again, and you want to express your inner anxiety!"

"Actually, I should really persuade him, if he passes the art test, he will be a 28-line coffee in the future!"

The baby is bitter, the world has too much malice towards the baby, and the death of both parents is just that, with such two "relatives", Tang Xiaoxiang's heart is like being trampled by 10,000 elephants.

That's right, the two girls who are discussing his "acting skills", the mature one is Tang Xiaoxiang's landlord 24-year-old Xiao Lingxue, she is the editor of a local newspaper, and the young beauty named Milo is his classmate and the child of Xiao Lingxue's sister's family, as he receives the memories of the body, he knows that the three of them have a common characteristic, that is, they are all orphans!

Tang Xiaoxiang's family and Xiao Lingxue are world friends, and their fathers have a very good relationship, and they also died in an accident while traveling together again.

Tang Xiaoxiang had no other relatives, and after selling the house and dealing with his parents' death, he was homeless, and it was Xiao Lingxue who took him in.

In this way, the three fatherless and motherless children lived together in this small house, supporting each other to the present.

The three have a clear division of labor, Xiao Lingxue earns money to support the family, and Milo has always been responsible for being beautiful like a flower.

And he has to work part-time to support the family, but also be responsible for the chores of the family.

Originally, he had been safe and sound, but until today, when he was sorting out Xiao Lingxue and Milo's clothes, it may be that he was too tired to go out to work part-time these days!

I actually came to a parallel world.

The unification of the Shang Dynasty in China??

The Song Dynasty entered capitalism??

Is China strong?

Fortunately, although history has changed, there is no difference between words and anything, Tang Xiaoxiang breathed a sigh of relief, the crossing is already quite miserable, and if he has to become an illiterate, it will be even worse.

"Actually, we Xiaoxiang also have the opportunity to be a star, and we don't necessarily have to mix in the 28th line, although he looks a little worse, his studies are a little worse, his studies are a little worse, he is a little more colorful, and he is a little timid! Everything else is good!" Xiao Lingxue continued to say viciously.

"Hey, the key intelligence is hard injury, as far as his IQ is in the entertainment industry, the overall quality of the entertainment industry must not be lowered!" Milo also left no one behind.

"Yes, with that IQ, he doesn't know half of the words in the script!"

Tang Xiaoxiang really wants to touch the electric door once now and go back! These two girls!

"I'm hungry!. Tang Xiaoxiang decided to change the topic and couldn't let them continue.

Xiao Lingxue and Milo finally stopped and looked at Tang Xiaoxiang.

"In view of the mistakes you made today, you have to admit your obscene behavior in writing and do a deep review! Otherwise, we will not provide you with food this month, and we have already punished you!" Xiao Lingxue's face was ruthless.

"I didn't do anything!"

"Do you think we look like liars?"

“…… Not like. ”

"Hehe, if you hadn't been together for a few years and had a little affection, you would have been unforgivable for what you did this time!" Milo also said cold-bloodedly.

“…… Uh, get me a pen and paper! I'll write a confession!"

After eating up the 6 big steamed buns and a chicken leg that Xiao Lingxue bought, Tang Xiaoxiang's hunger was alleviated.

"Oh my God, he's getting revenge!" Milo looked in surprise at the empty bowls and bags that had been their dinner at night.

"Half the size eats the poor man! It looks like we're going to consider charging him for meals!" Xiao Lingxue said seriously.

Why is this world so cold? Tang Xiaoxiang's heart is full of tears...

"Okay, now that you're awake, clean up the room and wash your clothes in a while! And don't touch our underwear again! I'm going shopping with Luo Luo! Dinner will be settled by myself!" Xiao Lingxue said as she picked up Milo, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, and ran quickly...... Ran.

Do you know that I just crossed over? Shouldn't you give a little warmth and thoughtfulness?

Forget it, if they knew that the Tang Xiaoxiang in front of them had crossed over, it was estimated that they would not be considerate, and sweeping the floor and going out was indispensable.

Tang Xiaoxiang resigned himself to getting up from the bed, first cleaned up his room, and after cleaning up, he opened Xiao Lingxue and Milo's room according to his memory, and the two of them slept in the same room.

"Hehe, you said you wouldn't watch it if you didn't let it!"

Tang Xiaoxiang sneakily opened the two large drawers under the bed.

Two different types of underwear are neatly stacked in a drawer.

Hehe, I didn't expect Lolo to have such sexy underwear too!

This should be Sister Xue's good fragrance! I really want to do strange things with it!

"Drop! Scanning the host's blood gushing! In the midst of excitement! Successfully activated the P2P all-round system!"

Tang Xiaoxiang, who was lewdly fiddling with the underwear of the two women, suddenly heard a sound in his head, and then fainted as if the whole body was stimulated by an electric current!

"Your sister, Goldfinger, you hurt me!"

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