At home, Lin Aoxue's parents and Xu Youni sat on the sofa.

Mother Lin looked at the time and said:

"It stands to reason that Ao Xue should be back, why hasn't there been any movement yet? Could it be that Jiahao is leading someone to repair that Su Yang?"

Lin Zhengren said:

"Isn't it good for me to say this, Su Yang didn't do anything wrong, let's beat someone for no reason, it seems a bit excessive. ”

Mother Lin pouted and said:

"What's too much, our family Ao Xue is psychologically fragile, he Su Yang wants to take advantage of the danger of others to get Ao Xue, this kind of person beats him lightly!"

Lin Zhengren said with a worried face:

"That's right, but there are a lot of people who are called by Jiahao, and they are all armed with weapons. This kid has always been not afraid of heaven and earth, don't make trouble. ”

As soon as Mother Lin heard this, it was not unreasonable, so she was ready to make a phone call to ask about the situation.

At this time, the door opened, and Lin Aoxue entered the door first.

"Aoxue, you're back!" Mother Lin stood up happily, but when she saw Su Yang behind Lin Aoxue, her smile suddenly froze.

No, didn't Jiahao bring so many people to fix him at the door? Why didn't he have anything to do at all?

But fortunately, I had the foresight, and if I couldn't make a plan, there was a second plan.

"Yuni, it's up to you to play. Mother Lin whispered beside Xu Youni.

"Ahh

The first time she saw Su Yang, Xu Youni's heart pounded.

It's so handsome!

She thought that a man Lin Aoxue was looking for at random must be an unpopular person, but she didn't want Su Yang to be so dazzling.

This appearance, this figure, and this calm confidence between steps can simply kill a large number of stars!

No wonder she was able to capture Aoxue's heart, if it weren't for Aoxue being her good friend, she couldn't help but want to do it!

Fortunately, Xu Youni is not a nymphomaniac, although Su Yang has shocked her a lot, she has not forgotten what she should do.

took the initiative to step forward and shake hands with Su Yang:

"Hello, you're Ao Xue's boyfriend Su Yang, right? I'm Ao Xue's good friend, Xu Youni. ”

Su Yang stretched out his hand and shook it:

"Fortunately. ”

Xu Youni deliberately looked at Yang Fan with her hands behind her back and said:

"As a good friend of Aoxue, I have to help Aoxue confirm whether you are qualified to become a regular. Well, I'll test you with a few questions, right?"

Su Yang took out the marriage certificate:

"No need to confirm, I've already turned positive. ”

Xu Youni's words came to her mouth and she swallowed it immediately.

These two people really got the certificate directly!

Fortunately, she was quick-witted, and she changed her words:

"Then I have to help Aoxue see if you have the ability to make Aoxue happy. ”

Su Yangqi said:

"You can tell this, are you a fortune teller?"

"I ...... Ahem, I'm not a fortune teller. Xu Youni almost didn't catch her breath.

This guy, isn't the brain circuit different from ordinary people!

"Whatever you do, you've looked at me a few times, do you see anything?"

"I ...... I...... I ......"

"What's wrong with you? Are you a stammer?" Su Yang shook his head regretfully: "You look pretty well, but you have a language barrier, it's a pity." ”

"I didn't!" Xu Youni shouted angrily: "You are the stammer, your whole family is stammering!"

"You just scold me, scold my whole family? I'm a family with Aoxue now, and you even scold your good friend, it's too much, right?"

"I really am!" Xu Youni clenched her little fists, so angry that she was about to jump up.

As an elite woman who has received a good education since she was a child and has worked hard in the workplace for several years, what kind of scene has she never seen?

But it's really not like now, being dumbfounded.

"I wasn't angry when you scolded me, but you were angry like this, this psychological quality, hey......" Su Yang was about to say more, but suddenly felt a tingling pain in his waist, it turned out that Lin Aoxue was pulling his little waist hard.

"Ah, forget it, for the sake of you being Aoxue's friend, you can ask any questions you want. ”

Xu Youni was overjoyed when she heard this, and knew that the opportunity to find a place had come.

She originally planned to ask a few random questions to stump Su Yang, but now, since Su Yang is so annoying, she must make the most ruthless move!

Let him also be a disgrace!

"First question, do you believe that there is metaphysics in this world?"

"Yes, of course. Su Yang nodded without thinking.

How could he not believe in metaphysics? He got the system as a very metaphysical problem, and he himself had a lot of metaphysical skills.

"Then the second question. If one day you find out that you and Aoxue are not compatible, and you kill her, nothing good will happen to her with you, will you choose to leave her?"

"Let's go back to the first question, I don't believe it. ”

"You, don't believe it, don't believe what?" Xu Youni didn't react for a while.

"I don't believe in metaphysics anymore. Su Yang said.

"How can this work! You've already said the letter, you can't go back, hurry up and answer the question!"

"Okay. Isn't it the best thing in her life that Aoxue was able to meet me? How could no good things happen?"

Xu Youni: "......"

Lin Aoxue: "......"

Father Lin and Mother Lin: "......"

Young man, although you do seem to be talented, Aoxue is no worse than you at all!

You're too narcissistic, aren't you? Who gave you such confidence?

"Shameless!Who knows if it's a good thing or a bad thing for Ao Xue to meet you!Back to the question, what will you do when you encounter this situation!" Xu Youni said angrily.

"I don't even know when I was born, I don't have eight characters, how do I know if it fits?

"Ahh

After waiting for a while, she didn't see Su Yang speak, and she was dissatisfied:

"You answered!"

"Didn't you tell me to shut up?" Su Yang said innocently.

Xu Yuni is about to collapse:

"I really! I ...... Okay, you don't have to shut up, you answer the questions. ”

"This question is very simple, if one day you find out that I am in harmony with Aoxue, then why don't I buy her a pair of Nikes?"

"Resistant to ...... Nike?" Xu Youni was dumbfounded.

it!

You buy Nike to wear, you're a genius!

However, although this answer is not in tune, the question is also a metaphysical question after all, so it cannot be said that it is completely wrong.

"Okay, count you fooled! The third question, if your mother and Aoxue are both in the house and the house is on fire, who will you save first?"

This problem is a problem of the century that tests a man's emotional intelligence, and I don't know how many smart men have been planted on this problem for decades.

She thought that Su Yang would have to think about it for a while before giving an answer, but Su Yang said directly:

"My mom is missing. ”

"I'm TM!" Xu Youni slapped her forehead hard, barely suppressing her temper and not going out.

"Okay, what if this happens after you find your mother?"

"Of course, let's put out the fire first. Su Yang said as a matter of course.

"Save ...... Firefighting?" Xu Youni was stunned, she never expected this kind of answer.

The house is on fire, so try to put out the fire first. This seems to be completely fine!

Xu Youni looked at Su Yang like a great enemy.

This man is really not simple! It seems that he is out of tune, but in fact he has a very high emotional intelligence!

However, he is handsome and temperamental, and his EQ is still high, so he can't have a very high IQ, right?

There is absolutely no such perfect person in the world!

Xu Yuni firmly believes this, so she feels that the last question must be able to achieve the effect of killing with one hit!

"Okay, you've got it. One last question, listen up!"