In ancient times, diplomacy has begun to be attached, of course, not as frequent as in modern times, some countries have developed diplomacy into aid, and the Han people have always attached importance to etiquette, and have always been courteous to foreign visitors. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Princess Peace and Catherine are both princesses, but their personalities are completely different, Princess Peace is meticulous when she salutes, while Catherine is casual and elegant, and her style is very different from her clothes, which is also a cultural difference between the East and the West.

Emperor Longyan Dayue and Catherine said a lot of words, and then glanced at Shen Feng's side, and said in a deep voice, "What are you arguing about?!"

Shen Feng stepped forward and said with a smile: "Emperor Qiqi, Prince Deren said that he particularly admires our Central Plains culture, and all brought a few clansmen to compete with us Dahua, and in the first two rounds of competition, our Dahua has won two first. ”

When the emperor heard this, his spirits were lifted and he laughed and said, "Oh, there is such a thing, what did you compare in the first two rounds?"

"Archery and horn fighting. ”

The emperor sneered: "Archery and horn fighting both originated in our dynasty, and your Yamato nation is inevitably too self-sufficient. ”

"Your Majesty, the foreign people learn the talents of our dynasty, is it not conducive to the development of our dynasty's culture, and it shows that our heaven and earth are vast and rich, and the essence of the Han people is an incomparably precious treasure. The queen said with a smile on the side: "The marriage between the prince and the princess of Yamato this time is also to increase the exchanges between the two countries. ”

Prince Naruhito looked unwilling, and said in a difficult tone: "Your Celestial Emperor, your Celestial Empire, the blue is blue, better than the blue, our Yamato nation, if we lose today, it doesn't mean that we will lose tomorrow." ”

The emperor sat on a high seat, looked at the crowd carefully, and said coldly: "The Yamato nation is just a small land, and the nation is only a few million people, and you are just narrow-minded and short-sighted people. ”

This sentence sounds very satisfying, Shen Feng often complains about the Japanese like this, but the Japanese really carry forward some Chinese culture, but the Chinese dislike their own country's culture, blindly admire Korean sticks, foreigners, but the Japanese personnel must be very detailed, there is a sense of crisis, Koreans are patriotic, Americans have personality, pursue themselves, like to explore by themselves, but these spirits worth learning, Chinese did not learn, but learned Japanese perversion, learn Korean plastic surgery, learn the United States excessive self-indulgence.

Shen Feng also doesn't know what is wrong with society, Chinese should be diligent and hardworking, both internal and external, civilized and polite, responsible, do not blindly pursue themselves in the eyes of others, it may be that society still needs progress, their own small vision is not enough to accommodate, of course, it cannot be said that it is all bad, many truths and new worlds are born from the ruins.

While laughing at himself, Emperor Naruhito said again: "Emperor of the Celestial Empire, I don't agree with what you say, I admit that the Celestial Empire has a great history, and the emperor is a great ruler, but one day, our Yamato nation will become strong!"

I didn't expect that Prince Naruhito was quite virtuous, which also reflected the appearance of Japan as a country, and when it came to the outside world, they were still very united, but their thinking was limited by geography, and for a long time, they seemed narrow-minded, and the degree of civilization development was not high, and many fields were developed by learning from others.

The conversation between the two countries, this dispute is not too intense, but how could the emperor put him in his eyes, his eyes sank, and his innate power forced him down, and laughed: "The beetle also wants to occupy the forest, which is ridiculous." ”

I didn't expect the emperor to be so calm, how could he be angry when he saw me before, Shen Feng listened to it funny, and then looked at the face of the prince of Naruhito, which had stiffened into a pig's liver, in the current entire era, the national strength of the Japanese is far inferior to that of Dahua, and he was ridiculed by the emperor in public, and he did not dare to refute.

The emperor groaned, and said with a detailed look: "Why! If you are not convinced, I will give you another chance, if you Yamato nation can win Dahua in the third competition, I will withdraw my words, and grant you the promise of the Yamato nation before!"

Prince Naruhito hurriedly thanked him and said, "In the third game, the beast, the cage fight, the emperor of the Heavenly Dynasty, you are rich in heaven and earth, I want to use the beast to decide the victory!"

The emperor glanced down at Shen Feng, saw that he looked confident, a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and said in a deep voice: "Interesting, I promise you." ”

At this time, about the royal face, the queen wanted to persuade her, but the emperor waved his hand to stop it, and said with a smile: "Needless to say, I believe that kid, if he loses my face, I will kill him!"

"Bring it on!"

Prince Naruhito beckoned, and a subordinate carried a huge cage, the cage was covered with a huge black cloth, and the iron cage fell on the school grounds, "Open it!"

Pulling down the black cloth, I saw a huge tiger locked in an iron cage, and Prince Naruhito said proudly: "Your Majesty, this tiger, the beast god of the Yamato nation, is invincible!"

Shen Feng's eyes widened and said: "The Yamato nation is really a master of art and bold, and he actually sent a cat to spread wild, come here, bring my prosperity up, and teach it a lesson!"

When everyone heard this, they immediately burst into laughter, and even the always majestic emperor smiled, and Emperor Naruhito said angrily: "This is a tiger, you are the most uninformed Han person I have ever seen!"

In ancient times, Zhao Gao pointed out that the deer was a horse to coerce the ministers of the court, and now there is Shen Feng who said that the tiger is a cat to humiliate the prince of a foreign country, Shen Feng said: "It turned out to be a tiger, this beast has no majestic spirit, what is a tiger, I don't read much, don't lie to me, I think it must be a cat." ”

Prince Naruhito's face turned blue with anger, and he yelled, "This is a tiger!"

"Do you say that a tiger is a tiger, and it is not your own, I said that this is a cat!"

"Yaga! This is a tiger!"

Shen Feng turned back to face the emperor suddenly, and said indignantly: "Your Majesty, he scolded, I suggested cutting off his head, it just so happened that this cat was a little hungry, after cutting the prince, feed it by the way, but don't want the head, so as not to eat brain damage." ”

"You-" Prince Naruhito said angrily, "I scolded you, cut off your head, you are too barbaric!"

Shen Feng sneered: "Nonsense, you don't talk through your mind, what are you doing with your head left!

The scolding is clear and logical, and there is not a single dirty word in the scolding, and only Shen Feng can do it.

"Enough!!" When the two were arguing, the emperor shouted angrily and said in a deep voice: "You are a prince and a general, but you are arguing in front of everyone, what kind of system is this, Shen Feng, you pay attention!" The emperor's words were actually secretly belittling Prince Naruhito.

At this time, the iron chain tied to the tiger's neck was untied, and everyone couldn't help but be afraid when they saw that the beast in the cage was actually a vicious tiger, and Prince Naruhito turned his anger just now into arrogance, and said: "What beast in the Heavenly Empire can defeat our beast god!"

This tiger is obviously a Siberian tiger, just dyed a few pinches of hair and said that it was from their country, damn, the next time I go to the Wa country, then the air in their country is mine, Shen Feng stepped forward to take a look, and the tiger in the cage immediately roared and pounced, a pair of sharp claws wanted to tear open the iron cage.

Shen Feng pretended to listen for a moment, and suddenly said in shock: "What, Brother Cat, you said that you were captured by them?!!!

Everyone was dumbfounded, and they didn't know why he suddenly spoke to the beast, and Emperor Naruhito shouted angrily: "Baga, you, slander - the emperor of the Celestial Empire, he is too rude and disrespectful to the Yamato nation!"

The emperor pondered for a moment and said loudly: "Shen Feng, have a good competition!"

"Yes, Your Majesty, I believe that this cat is theirs. Shen Feng smiled and said: "Everyone, please wait for a while, and then I will bring a relative of a Siberian tiger in the East - the East Siberian Tiger, which is called the Undefeated Tiger of the East in Chinese!"

Unexpectedly, he also prepared a tiger, and Prince Naruhito listened a little mysteriously, and said with some unconfidence: "Okay, this prince is waiting for you here!"

Leaving everyone, he went alone, the sun was in the sky, the flames were scorching, the tiger in the iron cage seemed to be very irritable, let out a roar, the mood of waiting was anxious, everyone didn't know whether he had a countermeasure, and he had been hanging in the mood on a hot day.

An hour later, he finally came back, only to see that he was holding a rope in his hand, and a beast was tied to the other end of the rope.

Meow -

It turned out that the animal that Shen Feng came to was not a beast at all, but an ordinary little flower cat, the little flower cat was very docile, obediently let him lead, and the flower cat had a black cloth on its eyes, a person and a cat walked in front of everyone, Shen Feng smiled and said: "This is my East Siberian Tiger - the East is undefeated!"

Those princes, grandsons, nobles, and eunuchs were stunned and speechless, and they didn't dare to go on a blind date, but what he brought was a cat, and the emperor and queen all sat up in shock, looked at them a few more times, and said angrily: "Shen Feng, what are you bringing!"

Shen Feng smiled and groaned: "Back to the emperor, this is the most vicious animal in our Dahua, tiger!"

The emperor said in a deep voice: "Do you know what you are talking about?!

Shen Feng said with a firm expression: "Back to the emperor, although this hot day is a little hot, but my brain is not confused, this is indeed a tiger, and it will definitely be able to defeat the cat of Prince Naruhito!"

"Hahaha-" Prince Naruhito laughed wildly, "You, aren't you, brains, not good?"

The emperor pondered for a while, his eyes suddenly opened, and he shouted: "If you lose this time, I will cut off your head!"

Shen Feng's face did not change, he squinted his eyes and smiled: "But I am only a tiger, I have a gentle temperament, I don't like to fight, if it can scare off your cat, then I win, how about it?"

Prince Naruhito laughed wildly and said, "Okay, I promise you!"

Duke Antonio looked puzzled and said, "Your Royal Highness, does Shen want to give us an afternoon dessert?"

Catherine shrugged helplessly and said with a broken head: "I hope so." ”

The sharp eyes of the beast in the cage were staring at the flower cat, Shen Feng picked up the flower cat and approached the iron cage step by step, Catherine exclaimed: "I hope that the tragic scene will not happen, may God bless it." ”

The tiger groaned, ready to pounce at any moment, the two fangs were exposed, very terrifying, fortunately, Shen Feng covered the flower cat with a black cloth in advance.

"I think I know the secret in the black box!" When the cat was about to enter the cage, Catherine showed a smile of sudden realization and smiled: "Shen, you are a clever liar. ”

In the middle of her words, the flower cat was put into the iron cage, and the tiger was about to pounce on it, but for some reason, it suddenly stopped, and everyone looked at this scene strangely, and Prince Naruhito hurriedly shouted: "Bite it to death!!"

The tiger was unmoved, but the little cat did not know that there was a beast living in the cage, quite a newborn calf was not afraid of the tiger, step by step, at this time a surprising scene appeared, the beast was frightened back by the cat, step by step backwards.

Duke Antonio exclaimed, "Oh, this is a miracle, my Royal Highness the Princess, Shen, he is really a magical Oriental!" (Duke speaks English)

Catherine smiled, "yes, if other people don't know." (If others don't know.) ）

The emperor was shocked, slapped the armrest, and laughed wildly: "Hahahaha, let's talk about it, which one is a tiger and which cat, hahahaha!"

The minister laughed along, but Prince Naruhito's face was like swallowing a scale.

The tiger kept back, Shen Feng seized this opportunity and hung a live fish on the tiger's tail, the flower cat smelled the fishy smell, meowed, and ran towards the tiger.

The tiger was cornered by a small flower cat, where to escape, the flower cat chased after it, and could only keep running away in the cage, just in response to the emperor's words, who is the tiger and who is the cat.

Shen Feng had already calculated before, so he deliberately said those inexplicable words, but now everyone understands that he has already won the game, and saying that the tiger is a cat is actually a secret derogation of the Yamato nation.

But what is all this about, the tiger is lame and flashes his waist and is not afraid of a cat, in fact, Shen Feng made a fuss on the body of the flower cat, the tiger is known as the king of beasts, but it is most afraid of the feces of the, and the feces of the can corrode the skin of the tiger, so Shen Feng smeared the feces of the on the cat, and the tiger was naturally afraid when he saw the cat.

Picked up the flower cat, and then in front of Prince Naruhito, he smiled treacherously: "Prince, your kitten is very afraid of my tiger, and the result is that you lost." ”

Prince Naruhito was speechless, and Shen Feng just put the flower cat in, and there were no other actions to cheat, so he couldn't even say anything to refute.

"I am willing to lose the bet!" his face changed, and he said coldly: "You are now my subordinate, I want you to take your samurai and apologize to me for cheating with Princess Catherine!"

Prince Naruhito suddenly shouted, and suddenly pulled out a katana, and the other samurai also drew out their katanas, and the samurai shouted and committed suicide by seppuku, and Prince Naruhito was also about to cut his stomach, and Princess Peace shouted an island language, and Prince Naruhito stopped.

This change came too suddenly, no one expected it, he was about to cut his stomach if he didn't agree with him, Catherine stepped forward and said with a serious expression: "Prince Yamato, death is not a sign of bravery, I don't need your kind of apology, but I hope you can learn to respect any country and nation." ”

Prince Naruhito's face was grim, and he lowered his head and said, "Hi Yi!"

Everyone is seppuku, Shen Feng is not good to say any more, let the flower cat go, and then walk back with Catherine, Prince Naruhito may still be useful, Shen Feng's real purpose is to be another prince of the Wakou Kingdom, that is, the prince who colluded with Fu Yisong.

(I'm not very sure about tigers being afraid of chickadee droppings, some people say it's false, but I read the explanation of the reason, and it doesn't sound true, and some people say it's true, in short, I'm not sure)