Chapter 290: The people of the God Realm are so foolish
Shi Fu and Yao Guangxiao walked into the gate of the divine realm, and they were greeted by a cloud of smoke, Shi Fu felt it, and found that his energy was agitated here, as if he had encountered some kind of food, and wanted to devour it, this strange feeling made Shi Fu feel very wonderful.
Yao Guangxiao looked at Shi Fu and said with a smile: "These clouds and mist are condensed by the immortal elements of the divine realm, which is also the source of their strength, with these immortal elements, they have divine power." ”
Shi Fu nodded when he heard this, the feeling that this immortal element gave him was not so much an energy source as a kind of food.
The two people continued to walk inside, the clouds became denser and denser, and the feet of the two people also changed from the hard ground to the soft clouds, with a colorful treasure shining after, the door behind him was gone, when Shi Fu opened his eyes again, he saw a huge archway, at the top of the archway, there was a plaque, on which were written three words 'Nantianmen'.
Shi Fu almost laughed out loud when he looked at these three words, he covered his mouth and pointed at these three words and said to Yao Guangxiao behind him: "Who wrote these words, this is too ugly, the words of primary school students are better than this." ”
Yao Guangxiao touched his nose a little embarrassed and said: "This character was written by the King of People when he was young, and later it was obtained by the Jade Emperor, so he hung it up directly, don't say it when you go back, otherwise we will both finish." ”
Shi Fu suddenly stopped smiling, and with a chill rising from his spine, he cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, that, what did I just say?"
Yao Guangxiao hurriedly shook his head and said, "I didn't hear anything. ”
The two of them looked at each other and smiled and walked forward, under the archway of Nantianmen were two heavenly guards, Shi Fu walked close and carefully looked at the faces of these two heavenly soldiers, both of them were dressed in golden armor, holding Fang Tian's halberd, but their appearance was really funny, one eye was like a copper bell, and the other was a big fan, according to what Yao Guangxiao said before, these two guards should be clairvoyant and shunfeng ears.
Yao Guangxiao saw that these two people were on duty today, so he pulled Shi Fu directly over, speaking of which, Yao Guangxiao and these two people still have a little friendship, after the two walked in front of the guard, Yao Guangxiao gave a deep salute and said: "The two of you haven't seen you for a long time, this time I brought my friends and grandsons to visit." ”
Clairvoyant and Shunfeng flickered for a moment, and then took a closer look at it before saying, "Oh, who should I be, it turned out to be Lao Yao, you came from the boundary crossing gate set up by Lord Renwang, right?"
Yao Guangxiao smiled: "Sure enough, I can't hide anything from you." ”
Shunfeng said: "Hey, I heard the movement just now, but you haven't been here for a long time, so I didn't want to find trouble." ”
Yao Guangxiao smiled and nodded, then glanced back at Shi Fu, how smart Shi Fu was, hurriedly cut a small crack behind him, took out a lot of snacks from it and handed them to Yao Guangxiao's hands.
Yao Guangxiao looked at the two guards and said with a smile: "No, I'm in a bit of a hurry, I didn't bring anything else, so I brought you two some food from the human world." With that, he handed over the snack or something.
Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Er immediately changed their faces and said, "Oh, Lao Yao, they have been friends for so many years, what are you doing here! I tell you, not next time." With that, Claireye directly took the plastic bag and put it behind him.
In fact, if you want to talk about the divine realm, there are only these two people who can understand the development of the human world, many times, they look at or listen to some new things in the human world, and they will also be tempted, but they have no choice but to put their positions here, and they have to report to the Jade Emperor every day, so they can't find time to walk around the lower realm, and Yao Guangxiao is also to his liking, every time he came before, he would bring them some gadgets or food or something, and they would be familiar with coming and going.
After receiving the things, Shunfeng looked at Shi Fu behind Yao Guangxiao and said, "This is your old man's grandson?"
Yao Guangxiao said without thinking about it: "This is Lao Liu's grandson." ”
Shunfeng pondered for a moment and said, "Oh, Liu Bowen, but I remember that he hasn't been married? ”
Shi Fu hurriedly stepped forward and said, "This uncle, my grandfather always told me your story, saying that your ears can hear all the things in the Three Realms, your magic power is boundless, and you are always chivalrous and righteous, which is really an example for me to be learned by children." ”
After saying a few words, he directly praised Shunfeng Er, nodded with a smile and said, "Not bad, kid, what your grandfather said is right." After speaking, he looked at the sky, and then said to Yao Guangxiao: "Old Yao, remember the rules, take the child and go in quickly." ”
Yao Guangxiao nodded, and pulled Shi Fu into the Nantianmen, don't look at the Nantianmen is just an archway, in fact, there is also a boundary wall in the middle, as the two entered, there were ripples in the middle of the archway, which meant that Shi Fu and they had entered another world.
When Shi Fu entered, what he saw was a section of verandah, and at the end of each section of the verandah would be connected to a palace, Yao Guangxiao beside him said: "This verandah is the transportation artery of the divine realm, no matter where we go, the verandah can wait for us to pass." After speaking, he pulled Shi Fu onto a verandah, and then, Yao Guangxiao closed his eyes, and as he thought in his heart, the two of them were directly teleported to the door of Emperor Donghua's mansion.
At this time, two guards were standing guard at the door, and when they saw that they had teleported, they asked, "Who is here, and what is the matter?"
Yao Guangxiao Shili said: "I'm waiting for the wrong way, please Haihan, let's go." With that, he pulled Shi Fu and walked back, and then, while the two guards were looking away, the two of them hurriedly hid in the clouds next to them, which could be regarded as lurking.
Shi Fu looked at the guards and asked, "Uncle Yao, what should we do next?"
Yao Guangxiao also looked at the guards at the door and said: "The gate is definitely not going to work, let's go around to the back door, the guards there are relatively weak, and the guards guarding the back door are generally lazy." ”
After the two of them discussed, they walked along the edge of the cloud to the position of the back door, at this time, there was only one soldier sitting on the ground at the back door and picking his nose, Shi Fu saw this and asked, "Uncle Yao, what is the principle at this time?"
Yao Guangxiao said with a smile: "Hey, in the god realm, the general immortals don't go out of the door, only when others have something to look for, they will go to the front door, and this back door is actually a decoration, so generally those who have a little relationship in the family will arrange their relatives to guard the back door, saying that it is a guard, but in fact, it is just a casual job." ”
Shi Fu nodded, and thought in his heart, "It seems that there is basically no difference between this divine realm and the human realm, if you want to do something, you have to go to relatives to find a way or something." ”
Shi Fu pondered here, Yao Guangxiao stretched out his hand towards him and said, "Give me some gadgets or something, I'll lead him away, and then you enter through the back door." ”
Shi Fu nodded, took out a hundred flowers brand camera and handed it to Yao Guangxiao, after receiving the things, Yao Guangxiao walked out directly, the soldier was immediately startled, quickly got up and picked up the spear at hand and shouted at Yao Guangxiao: "Where are you from?
Yao Guangxiao took out the camera from behind him unhurriedly and said: "I was smuggled from the human world, don't you just want to exchange some gadgets for some money from the god world, you can take a look, this is a good thing." ”
The guard looked at the camera in Yao Guangxiao's hand, put down the spear in his hand again, and then walked up to Yao Guangxiao and asked, "What is this?"
Yao Guangxiao explained: "This is the camera of our human world, you see, click here, you can take a picture of your heroic image." As he spoke, Yao Guangxiao put his other hand behind him and made a walking gesture towards Shi Fu.
Shi Fu looked at Yao Guangxiao's gestures, and hurriedly used his body technique, rushed to the door of the back door with an arrow step, opened the door and walked in, and brought the door with him.
The guard seemed to notice something, looked back, and found that the weapon had not moved, and the door had not opened, so he was relieved to continue to listen to Yao Guangxiao explain to him the principle of the camera.
And Shi Fu's side has begun to look for a Danfang in the mansion of Emperor Donghua at this time, I have to say that the divine realm is really vast and sparsely populated, and the mansions of each immortal are like palaces, very large, after looking for seventeen or eight houses, Shi Fu is tired, but he still hasn't found the location of the Danfang.
At this moment, Shi Fu's afterglow caught a glimpse of a figure, he immediately retreated and jumped into the clouds to hide, and just after he entered the clouds, this figure walked over, Shi Fu saw clearly, it turned out that this was a burly middle-aged man wearing a light blue robe and carrying a sword, according to the comparison of the statues that Shi Fu saw in the Emperor's Temple, in addition to the fact that the real person is a little more handsome than the mud tire, it can be basically concluded that this person is 100% the Emperor of Donghua.
Subsequently, Shi Fu began to follow him behind Emperor Donghua, only to see that the other party walked into a small door in the backyard after going around the two halls, Shi Fu did not dare to step forward too much, he could only observe from a distance, after half a ring, from the window of the small house, a stream of colorful smoke floated out, Shi Fu nodded, thinking to himself, "It looks like this is the Danfang." ”
After about an hour or so, Emperor Donghua came out of the room, still with that serious expression, Shi Fu pushed open the small door of the Danfang after making sure that Emperor Donghua had completely left.
As soon as he entered the house, he saw a lot of shelves, on which all kinds of small bottles were displayed, sighed Shi Fu began to look for it, and it didn't take long for him to find a fatal problem, these small bottles did not have the name of the pill on them at all, and he didn't know what this Yuhua Qiongdan looked like, how to find it.
Just when he was anxious, a voice came from the back room: "I don't know what pill Your Excellency is looking for, I can help find ......." ”