The first section, the fairy world red envelope group
"Students, please take out yesterday's English test paper, and I will comment on the content for you......"
It's an English class again, and it's a commentary on the test papers, it's too boring.
Ye Zhifan sat in the last row, and when he saw the head teacher's English teacher, he couldn't help but complain when he commented on the English test papers. He was born without the cells to learn English, and when he took English class, those tadpole-shaped words and the sound of chirping and wa-wah...... Ling Ye Zhifan's classmate was like hearing a lullaby, and his mind was drowsy.
But Ye Zhifan didn't dare to sleep, and he couldn't sleep at all.
Because the homeroom teacher is a beautiful woman with a temperament who has just graduated from college and has gone to work. His powerful aura made him dare not, nor did he have the slightest sense of sleep.
The homeroom English teacher's name is Yan Ruyu.
Yan is like jade, people are like their name, and they look like flowers and jade, and they are charming. She is tall and wears a black professional suit, which shows off her graceful and colorful figure, and she looks forward to her words with a radiant and charming look......
Ye Zhifan held his chin and carefully admired the graceful demeanor of the homeroom teacher Yan Ruyu......
Ahem, I don't know which handsome guy has this glamorous fortune and can marry our beautiful head teacher?
If you can have the golden finger in the online novel, you may be able to soak in the beautiful head teacher.
Otherwise, don't even think about it.
Ye Zhifan is a typical poor second generation, plus he is a scumbag, and he has a public face. In this life, if you can marry a dinosaur sister and accompany you for life, you will be Amitabha.
"Ding, ding, ding!"
It didn't take long for Ye Zhifan to enjoy watching it, and when he was thinking nonsense, the mobile phone in his pocket suddenly rang.
I wipe it, and my phone rings during class?
Trouble!
Ye Zhifan was suddenly startled, and he glanced around. Fortunately, the mobile phone ringtone was small, his own position was in the last row, and the voice of Mr. Yan Ruyu in front of him was relatively loud, and no one paid attention to his existence.
Otherwise, if you still play with your mobile phone in class during your senior year of high school, the consequences can be imagined.
That cliff is, confiscate the phone, and then call the rhythm of the parents.
Although Ye Zhifan didn't like to study, he didn't dare to openly violate class discipline.
Niu Yang, who was sitting next to Ye Zhifan, gave him a thumbs up, and said with admiration: "Damn, Brother Fan, the homeroom teacher has repeatedly ordered that you are not allowed to bring your mobile phone into the classroom." You are openly opposed, admire and admire!"
Ye Zhifan ignored him, Niu Yang likes to read online novels in class and daydream. He, like himself, was also a scumbag and was thrown in the last row.
Quickly took out his mobile phone, Ye Zhifan wanted to take a look, which uninteresting guy sent a message at this time?
However, what caught my eye was such a strange news: Tai Bai Xing invited you to join the fairy world red envelope group......
Too platinum star?
Fairy red envelope group?
Ye Zhifan was stunned for a while, and kept muttering in his heart: Which snake spirit disease is this, making a prank?
When Ye Zhifan was hesitating to enter this chat group, a series of dense messages had already covered the entire chat box.
I haven't ordered it yet, why did I join the group?
Tai Bai Xing invited Erlang God Yang Jian to join the Celestial Chat Group, Tai Bai Xing invited Tang Seng to join the Celestial Chat Group, Tai Platinum invited Fairy Chang'e to join the Celestial Chat Group, Tai Platinum invited Yue Lao to join the Celestial Chat Group, and Tai Platinum invited Marshal Tianpeng to join the Celestial Chat Group......
In addition, clairvoyance, Shunfeng Ear, Lei Gong, Electric Mother, Tota Li Tianwang, Nezha Three Princes...... The immortals who are familiar with the fairy world are generally invited to join the group.
Not to mention, these fairy avatars are very stylish, and they look good. is similar to the gods in the TV series "Journey to the West".
I wiped it, could it be that in the online novel, the plot of the golden finger really appeared in real life?
And, smash it on your own head!
Introduce a ...... It's pie in the sky!
Hopefully, it's all true!
Ye Zhifan continued to look at the movements in the fairy world chat group, hoping that he could really grab some red envelopes that could help him pretend to be forced, be able to get rich and become well-off, and be able to brainwash himself (the pig's brain case was replaced by a smart one-rest head). He vaguely remembered that the red envelope flow in online novels was all this routine.
If you can do this, it's so cool.
Two minutes later, the immortals in the group were almost the same. Next, the group leader is too platinum star to bubble.
Tai Bai Xing: @全体成员, according to the Jade Emperor's important instructions at the first Immortal Exchange Conference of the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm, he broke the isolation of immortals and insisted on opening up. Ben Xingjun went to the human world to investigate, and finally figured out their mobile phone Internet technology. Now that the fairy world also has a mobile phone, the fairy world fairy network has also been successfully refined, and the fairy chat group has also been established......
Fairy Chang'e: Ahem, the development of science and technology in the world is advancing rapidly. They also named and launched a Chang'e-1, commonly known as the Sky Eye, after me. Now, they have all developed to the fifth generation, and they hang over the Guanghan Palace all day long.
Fairy Chang'e: Alas, a heavenly eye hangs above the head, making the Lun family have no privacy at all!
Marshal Tianpeng: Fairy Chang'e, don't be depressed, as long as you agree to be my old pig's girlfriend, Marshal Ben will use a nine-tooth nail palladium to poke down Chang'e No. 1.
Fairy Chang'e: Dead pig's head, get thick!
Fairy Chang'e: Instead of spending all day with you as a dead pig's head, it's better to spend time with Chang'e-5.
Clairvoyant: Heavenly Eye?Is the Heavenly Eye more powerful than my clairvoyance?
Shunfeng Ear: Chang'e-1 (Sky Eye) is indeed more powerful than your clairvoyance, and it is said that it can observe places thousands of miles away......
Claireye: greasy, the eye of the sky is really greasy! This little god gives a capital "of" the word "obedience".
Tota Li Heavenly King: Damn, the means of making appointments in the world have also improved. In the past, they used to throw bricks and darts, but now they have switched to guided missiles and nuclear weapons.
……
Tai Bai Xing: Don't interrupt, this star has not finished speaking. The world is changing with each passing day, but the heavenly court is resting on its laurels, so we must learn from the human world......
Nima, the immortals also have to learn from the human world? Some aspects of the fairy world, such as mobile phone Internet technology, are still lagging behind the human world?
Ye Zhifan was puzzled.
That's right!
Nowadays, everyone in the world has clairvoyance, and everyone has ears. Smartphones, with a machine in hand, the world's big and small things, family trivialities, are all close at hand. Isn't it just a man's clairvoyance, an ear to the wind?
After an official speech, it was finally an exciting time.
Tai Bai Xing: Next, I will send you a wave of red envelopes to celebrate this prosperous era.
I'm going to go, there's a red envelope!
Seeing this, Ye Zhifan's eyes stared at the mobile phone screen hotly, and his right hand, which had been single for eighteen years, was ready to go.
But see, a red light flashed.
I'll rob!
Ye Zhifan shot like lightning and slammed the phone screen hard.
It's a step late, and the red envelopes have been delivered.
Looking at the prompt information on the mobile phone screen, Ye Zhifan sighed in disappointment. Then, he clicked on "Look at everyone's luck." ”
Tai Bai Xing issued two hundred cents, divided into ten packs.
The one with the best luck was Chang'e Fairy, who grabbed 99 cents. The second is the electric mother, which robbed 88 cents. The other immortals only grabbed a fraction of it.
What the hell is a fairy coin?
Ye Zhifan pondered for a while, and estimated that the immortal currency is the common currency of the immortal world, just like the Huaxia currency, US dollar, and Japanese yen used in the world.
Could it be that you really joined the Immortals Club?
After all, there are only Huaxia coins in the world, where are the immortal coins?!
At this time, the fairy chat group became lively.
Fairy Chang'e: I'm sorry, the beauty is lucky!
Marshal Tianpeng: Beauty is beauty, it's different!
Electric Mother: Whether it is appearance, talent, or luck, in the entire fairy world, Chang'e is the first and I am the second.
Erlang God Yang Jian: How did you grab 0.01 immortal coins, this luck is too bad!
Yue Lao: Three eyes, be content. Ben Zhenjun just grabbed 0.0001 cents, which is much worse than you!
Tang Seng: Haha, the poor monk grabbed 0.88 cents, no more, no more, third in the world, congratulations!
Marshal Tianpeng: @唐僧, Master, the disciple didn't grab a penny just now. Recently, the sauna club has been diligent and has become a moonlight clan. The whole family ate the soil, and the master gave him a private bag!
Tang Seng: No! The poor monk has a junior, and there are many places to spend money. Nose-picking expression.
Tota Li Tianwang: Damn, Tang Seng is a flower monk!
Marshal Tianpeng: Master, how about Marshal Ben exchange the pink belly pocket of Fairy Chang'e with you?
Tang Seng: @天蓬元帅, is it really?
Fairy Chang'e: @天蓬元帅, dead pig's head, quickly return to me the pink belly pocket that stole me last time! 12 cursed expressions + 12 blood-dripping kitchen knives
Marshal Tianpeng: Sister Chang'e, what belly pocket, I didn't say anything just now, old pig!
……
This group of snake spirits is quite interesting! It's much more interesting than taking an English class.
Suddenly, the phone shook.
Then, the screen flashed red!
Red envelopes are coming?
Rob!
Ye Zhifan had already prepared everything to grab the red envelope, and this time he poked his finger on the screen of his mobile phone with lightning speed.
Congratulations to Daoyou, you grabbed the clairvoyant perspective of the spirit. It has been deposited in the treasure chest and can be withdrawn at any time.
Perspective on a post of spirit?
Introduce a ...... Isn't it the legendary clairvoyant eye?
I'll go, with a perspective eye, can I see through the beautiful head teacher Yan Ruyu?
Ye Zhifan raised his head and looked at Teacher Yan Ruyu. It was as if he had seen through the unspeakable place wrapped in her clothes......