Jiang Xi raised his eyes, looked at me and smiled, "Where is there any blue-faced confidant, where is there any love history, you are my first love!"

I, "......", I believe in your wickedness.

Her big pretty eyes suddenly narrowed, "What about you?

I casually retaliated and said, "You're also my first love!"

In the next second, I heard her teeth clenching and clucking, and her fingers pinching "click" to make my heart tremble, and suddenly I was empowered and remembered He Siyuan.

"I ...... Only...... That's it...... As for He Siyuan's one, you are the second!" I have already said that it is not good, as if I have suddenly suffered a stroke in old age.

"I'll strangle you!"

Jiang Xi put his hands around my neck and said viciously, "To be honest, apart from He Siyuan, are there any Zhang Siyuan?

I immediately put my hands above my head, "I swear, there really isn't a ......"

"What if you lie?"

"Lying will make me thunder ......."

Jiang Xiqian quickly covered my mouth and said sharply, "What nonsense, if you lie, you will be punished for washing my feet for the rest of your life." ”

"I don't have to be punished for this, it's my honor to wash the queen's feet for the rest of my life. ”

"Huh!

"Hmph! What you say is brilliant!"

Just when the two of us couldn't help laughing, suddenly my phone rang, and I saw that it was Cheng Ke calling.

"Hey, squad leader!"

Cheng Ke seemed to be hiding somewhere on the other end of the phone, covered his mouth and whispered, "Jiangdong, aren't you coming to my house for a party on the weekend?"

"Ah, we're going to come tomorrow. ”

"Can you come now, you won't be going to work tomorrow anyway. ”

"Why?"

"Cheng Ke......" This time, before the squad leader could reply, there was a sound called Hedong's roar on the phone, and I was almost frightened at this end.

"Jianghu emergency, come quickly! Ah, ......".

After this "ah", the phone was cut off, and it sounded like the phone had fallen to the ground.

Jiang Xi suddenly smiled ambiguously next to me.

"What are you laughing at?" laughed so much that everyone wanted to get under the covers.

She said, "Your squad leader must have been taught a lesson by his wife, let's go now, I want to learn." ”

Learn?

Me, "......".

"Wife, let's not learn this, right? You are naturally beautiful and difficult to give up, and you are very smart and overwhelmed, and your tricks must be much better than hers. ”

Just kidding, let two extremely smart women learn how to train their husbands together, do I and the squad leader want to live?

As a result, Jiang Xi made me compromise with one sentence, she said, "When the squad leader is in trouble, you don't go to the rivers and lakes to help the emergency, and when you are in trouble in the future, do you see if the squad leader will come to save you?"

I immediately got out of bed and put on my shoes, and I was sloppy, don't talk nonsense, and hurry up, because I had foreseen that I would probably, probably, maybe, almost ninety-eight percent of the time in the future, and I would need the help of the squad leader.

I cleaned up a while, and after Jiang Xi dressed himself up neatly, he began to arrange my collar again, and after the collar was tidied up, he pulled the placket for me again, until my clothes were neat and tidy, and then he took my hand and went out together.

I really like the feeling of her helping me tidy up my clothes, and next time I'm going to wear my clothes a little more mentally retarded, so that she can help me tidy up a little longer.

Cheng Ke's family lives in the Baiziwan area of the International Trade Center, and I heard that it is a concentrated residence for the rich and celebrities.

Although we were mentally prepared when we came, the moment we stepped into the living room, we were still shocked by the luxury in front of us, of course, the squad leader is not a billionaire boss, probably compared to us, he is at the level of a rich man.

The floor is beautifully decorated with marble, the tables, chairs, benches, kitchens, and bathrooms are all high-end brand couture, and the overall style is also very elegant, high-end Mediterranean style, beautiful and low-key luxury, which is really pleasing to the eye.

Thinking of my family's 40-square-meter second-hand house, we didn't even have money for decoration, so we lived in it directly, and there were still a lot of gaps in my heart.

After all, the squad leader is my little hair, and we are not only the same age, but also people on the same starting line.

Forget it, I really can't think about it, if you think about it too much, you will understand the sentence, "People can't be compared with each other, people have to die compared with people, and goods can only be thrown away!"

Moreover, the squad leader's house is not enviable, such a beautiful marble floor, at the moment is throwing a few diaper bags, two or three of which are still with green on them......

On the extremely high-end and luxurious glittering crown sofa, baby clothes, pants, urine, pulling, and all kinds of wet wipes for wiping the buttocks, wipes and wipes, bibs, in short, there is no most messy, only more messy, exaggerated, I seem to see the battlefield in Iraq.

And what about the Iraqi fighters?

It was the squad leader's lover who opened the door to us, her whole face was drooping very long, her face was blue, her eyes were swollen, and her white eyeballs were bloodshot, and she only said politely when she saw us coming, "You guys are casual, I'm a little tired today." ”

After saying that, she sat on the sofa and hugged the child.

Jiang Xi and I looked around, because the house was relatively large, we really looked around for a while, and in a corner, we found Cheng Ke's figure.

Cheng Ke waved at us awkwardly, but he didn't dare to come out, and we saw clearly when we got closer, it turned out that he was kneeling on the keyboard!

"Hahahaha!" forgive me for trying to suppress it, but I still didn't suppress it, and laughed out loud.

Jiang Xi slapped me with his elbow next to me in a particularly deep voice, and whispered, "Thirty years of Hedong and thirty years of Hexi, I forgot that you had experienced this before, and you dared to laugh at others." ”

Suddenly, I was empowered again, she didn't say that I almost forgot, last time I lied to Jiang Xi, I also knelt on the keyboard, numb, my heart was tight, and I had to be cautious in the future.

"Squad leader, what did you do to be punished for kneeling on the keyboard?"

I told myself that I wouldn't laugh, because if I laughed, I might suffer retribution in the future, but I still couldn't help it, and as soon as I opened my mouth, I couldn't help but laugh.

I'm a poor dick who is afraid of his wife, but I didn't expect the squad leader to be so handsome, so capable, and so afraid of his wife?

Cheng Ke lowered his head and whispered a little embarrassed, "Isn't it the weekend, I promised to take the child, but the child didn't take it well." ”

As soon as Cheng Ke's words came out, before I could ask Jiang Xi, why didn't I bring it well, Cheng Ke's lover who was sitting on the other end of the sofa suddenly seemed to be stimulated, "Bang!", smashed a child's bowl and spoon on the ground, and then roared loudly, completely ignoring his image as a master of Peking University.

"Why don't you bring that?"

After scolding, Cheng Ke's lover looked at us with red eyes, and looked at us with tears and said, "Last night the child had diarrhea all night, I didn't sleep all night, today he came back early, I asked him to take the child for a while, I went to sleep for a while, as a result, I just slept for fifteen minutes, and I heard the child outside "babbling" Crying, I don't worry about coming out to take a look, it doesn't matter what I see, he stood on the balcony and made a phone call, the child's diapers were torn off, the ground was full of, and the child's hands were all, damn it, I didn't sleep all night, and I collapsed when I saw this scene...... Why am I so unlucky to marry such a mentally retarded husband, ah......".

At the end, Chen Ke's lover roared heartbreakingly.

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