Getting up early in the morning and listening to the noise in the living room, Zhou Min reluctantly opened his eyes and walked out of the bedroom.

On the sofa in the living room, her mother-in-law, Lu Shengmei, was holding his mother's hand Long Caixia with a look of adoration, telling her inner admiration.

"Sister Long, you are too powerful, you caught a thief in the supermarket today, teach me how to tell if a thief is good or not, teach me......"

Long Caixia raised her chin proudly with a useful expression: "Okay, I'll teach you to investigate from tomorrow! At most, in three months, I can make the thief hide in your eyes!"

Zhou Min heard his mother's bold words on the side, his eyelids jumped fiercely, and he hurriedly stopped: "Mom, can you stop tossing around!"

Long Caixia said unconvinced: "Why are you tossing blindly, we are acting bravely!"

Zhou Min looked at his mother, who looked like a child with a frightened face, and wanted to laugh at the same time: "Kicking Uncle Li into the sewer is a righteous and courageous act? If this is considered a righteous and courageous act, it is estimated that there will be no good people in the whole day." ”

Long Caixia was a little weak-hearted, secretly glanced at her son who made a stern appearance, and defended herself: "He looks like a thief, sneakily squatting by the well and buckling the manhole cover, I thought he was a thief who stole the manhole cover, who knew that he saw that the manhole cover was not tightly covered, and he went to close it......"

The corners of Zhou Min's mouth twitched: "What about Sister Zhang next door, no one was recruited or provoked, and you broke your arm as soon as you got home." ”

Long Caixia's confidence was even weaker, she pouted, and muttered in a low voice: "Who put the key in the windowsill, I thought she was breaking through the empty door......"

Zhou Min saw that she was still pretending to be aggrieved, and couldn't help glaring at her: "And Xiao Liu in the supermarket, who went to cut vegetables with a fruit knife, was said to be a gangster, and was punched to a concussion...... Aunt Zhao, who collects garbage, is kind enough to give chocolates to poor children, but you are said to be a trafficker...... Uncle Chen, the driver next door, and Brother Li, the security guard at the door......"

Long Caixia's face was feverish when Zhou Min was counted, tears swirled in her eyes, and her aggrieved appearance made Lu Shengmei feel distressed for a while, and quickly hugged her mother into her arms.

The mother-in-law is spoiled, the lethality is too great, the face that is similar to Zhou Min but one size smaller, looks more feminine and cute, and it is cute, and the gods can't stand it!

Sometimes even if she can see that her mother is pretending, she still feels cute, and she can't help but want to take her into her arms and hug her.

So far, she has slept with her mother-in-law most of the time, and now she feels uncomfortable as long as she doesn't sleep with her mother-in-law in her arms for a day.

Lu Shengmei patted her mother's back distressedly, and couldn't help but complain to Zhou Min: "Amin, you're almost done, Sister Long, hasn't she already gone to apologize to them?

Zhou Min glanced at his mother-in-law coldly and said, "I just can't see it, no, Liu Qian and I will move out, and you can cook by yourself in the future." ”

Lu Shengmei's body trembled, and she immediately changed to a flattering smile: "Amin, you are angry, Auntie is not learning to investigate, you must not move out~"

Zhou Min sighed helplessly, looking at his mother who was in trouble all day long and his mother-in-law who blindly protected her shortcomings, feeling that it was really too difficult.

In the past half a month since his parents retired, he had to clean up the mess for them almost every day, and his mother didn't talk about getting into trouble everywhere, and his father didn't let him worry.

On the first day of his arrival, my father got up in the morning and went out to walk the dog, and the dogs came back, but he couldn't find his way home.

On the way to buy groceries, I saw someone dancing, and the old lady danced the square dance for a whole day, and the next day several old lady's children came to the door and begged him to spare his elderly mother, who was half in the ground......

Thinking of this speechless father, Zhou Min suddenly chuckled in his heart, looked at the empty bedroom, quickly glanced around, and asked his mother, "What about my dad, didn't he go out with you?"

Long Caixia and Lu Shengmei glanced at each other and shook their heads a little stunned.

"I didn't see it. ”

"I don't know. ”

Zhou Min only felt a toothache for a while, and walked out of the door in slippers to find his father.

After asking in the community for a long time, he was forced to take a photo with five or six people in the middle, and finally found his father who was digging a hole in the dirt in the flower bed.

Looking at his father, who was pouting his ass and pulling soil with a branch, Zhou Min couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, covered his head and shouted, "What are you doing!"

Zhou Aiguo's body trembled, and he hurriedly raised his hands: "Wife, I don't dare to hide private money anymore!"

Zhou Min was happy all of a sudden, and his emotional father ran out early in the morning, but he was actually hiding private money?

Looking at his father's trembling appearance, he felt that his father was really pitiful, and said pityingly: "Dad, my mother didn't come, I came out to find you myself." ”

Zhou Aiguo turned his face, made sure that his son was the only one around, let out a long breath, put down his hand and said, "I'm scared to death Dad!" It sounded like a curse, but Zhou Min was completely powerless to refute, with a disgusted expression on his face.

Looking at his son with a disgusted face, Zhou Aiguo felt a little embarrassed, sighed, and said: "Your mother-in-law is too good at spending money, and your mother loves face and resolutely pays for herself." As far as Dad's savings are concerned, I'm afraid it won't take a year to be cleaned up by your mother.

I don't go to work now, and I don't have anyone to respect, so if I don't hide some private money, I'm afraid I won't even be able to get the money to buy alcohol in the future......"

Zhou Min is very sensitive to money, and as soon as he heard the meaning of his father's words, he immediately heard that he wanted to ask him for pocket money, and pretended to be righteous and said: "Dad, don't worry, I won't tell my mother about your private money." ”

Zhou Aiguo thought that his son didn't hear what he meant, and he wanted to be more straightforward, but he didn't think that Zhou Min wouldn't give him a chance to speak at all, so he turned around and walked away quickly: "Dad, hurry back to eat!"

Zhou Aiguo opened his mouth, sighed helplessly, wrapped his private money in tin foil, quickly buried it in the flower bed, and got up to chase his son.

At the same time as he turned around, a Chow Chow stared at the Han Han eyes to witness the whole process, and after they left, quickly ran forward, dug open the freshly buried soil with his paws, took out the tin foil bag, and ran away with his tail wagging excitedly......

Back at home, seeing the family arrive, Zhou Min went to the bedroom to wake up Liu Qian, and according to her instructions, he took out the electronic scale and asked her to weigh herself after getting up every day, urging her to lose weight.

Liu Qian got up from the bed sleepily and stood on the scale.

Seeing that the pointer on the weight device pointed to 50 kilograms and stopped, Liu Qian's eyes widened in disbelief, and then she laughed happily.

Seeing his wife's happy appearance, Zhou Min rolled his eyes, patted her shoulder very unbearably, and told the fact that the electronic scale was malfunctioning.

Liu Qian's expression went from pride, to anger, to helplessness, and finally to hysteria, which only took a second.

Zhou Min smiled, came to the kitchen, fried two specialty dishes, and poured a glass of bulk liquor for the old father.

While eating the food, the mother-in-law called her father-in-law, and according to the custom, he didn't have to come back for dinner at noon today.

Seeing this, Zhou Min was full and gratified.

The life of the king is often so unpretentious and boring.

(End of book)

(There is also a testimonial and a preview of the new book~)