Chapter 236: Why Eat Dog Food?

"Is this a marriage proposal?" Lan gently pulled her hand out of Li Jie's hand and looked at Li Jie with a playful smile. Her appearance was a little unhurried, and she didn't seem to be surprised by Li Jie's sudden confession now, or she was emotional or something.

On the contrary, at this time, Lan is very calm, not as excited as ordinary women after hearing their boyfriend's proposal to her. Whether it's excitement or confusion, Arashi doesn't have that at all. She is as calm and wise as the cool breeze in the Himalayas, blowing through thousands of years of ice and snow.

Her faint appearance made Li Jie feel like a mouthful of phlegm stuck in his throat, unable to swallow it and spit it out. Please, I'm proposing to you, can you be a little more excited, a little more emotional?

But Li Jie naturally couldn't say that, he took Lan's hand again and said, "Of course it's a marriage proposal! I don't understand your intentions enough?

"Oh, don't talk nonsense. Lan gently pushed Li Jie away close to his face: "What should not be done." Aren't you afraid that the king will cut you into one hundred and eight pieces and throw them away to feed the fish? If you are ground into powder, the nutritional value should be quite high. ”

"When you say that, I'm like a lump of high-class fish food. Be serious, I'm proposing to you!" Li Jie has now made up his mind, and since he has confessed his mouth, he said that he wants to propose to Lan. Then this matter cannot be reversed, after all, there is no turning back from the bow. Besides, even if Lan acts like he doesn't care now, but I, Li Jie, am I a person who will give up in a few words like this? Have you forgotten what Li Jie's best ability is in this life?!

"Be serious, Comrade Lan. Now Li Jie is proposing to you very seriously. So marry me!" Li Jie didn't care about Lan's ridicule at all, but continued shamelessly: "Marry me, and we will form a family." Then give birth to a litter of babies, and it's okay if you're afraid that it hurts to give birth. Isn't there a pain-transfer magic? I can leave it all to me!"

Lan grabbed her long hair with one hand and poked Li Jie's nose with the tip of her long hair: "Na Na Na, there are still a lot of troubles in pregnancy in October, morning sickness, nausea, etc. ”

"Leave it all to me, I can bear it!" Li Jie showed his rather manly side for the first time.

But Lan shook his head: "I haven't said I want to marry you, you want me to give you a baby?"

Li Jie grabbed Lan's hand: "Actually, when we met for the first time, I was thinking about what our future children would be called and where they should go to school in the future." ”

"Shameless!" Although Lan pushed Li Jie away from time to time, and had a somewhat disgusted tone, no matter how she heard it, she was a little coquettish in it: "According to what you said, you didn't know me at that time, you must have liked me simply because you saw me beautiful." ”

Arashi asked, but this question was not easy to answer. No matter how you answer, there is a high probability that there will be a huge mistake, which will lead to a sudden regression in the progress of the halfway love strategy (marriage proposal strategy)!

And as the master of throwing the pot that is unanimously agreed by the big guys who are good at lighting, how could Li Jie answer Lan's question in a daze! At this time, whether it is an honest answer [Yes, I just like you beautiful] or [Actually, what I like is your connotation] is actually very bad.

Because the first answer is likely to be exchanged for a girl to say, "Ha! I don't pay attention to the connotation at all!] This strategy is likely to fail.

And the second answer will become: "You just saw me for the first time, what do you know?", although this may not die immediately, but there will be many, many lies to fulfill this self-sufficiency.

Why did Li Jie like Lan at first sight? It's very simple, of course, it's because Lan Chang is beautiful! People are so superficial, can't they?! That is, because Lan Chang is beautiful, so Li Jie slowly paid more attention to Lan after that, and found a lot of cute points in her.

Although Arashi also has some shortcomings, such as how she calls her when she is addicted to reading, she will ignore herself. If Lan is annoyed, he will directly teleport Li Jie to Antarctica to play with the penguins. And Arashi is also a picky eater sometimes, and he doesn't like to eat many things.

And don't forget, Arashi is called Arashi because she is a storm roaring in the Himalayas. Although the storm is gentle for the most part, there are occasional flare-ups. For example, about Rogie, Li Jie confessed to Lan (that is, Li Jie once lied that the second princess of Asgard loved him and couldn't extricate himself). Although Lan was very generous at that time, she didn't look angry at all, and said to Li Jie with a smile that men would inevitably act outside or something.

But after a while, Arashi used the excuse of researching some new magic to ask Li Jie to help experiment with the power of new magic. It was a really painful and unbearable experience. That's why Li Jie said to Sun Dasheng before: "I don't beat women." Of course, Sun Dasheng was also very cooperative at that time.

Although Arashi has these shortcomings, and occasionally likes to eat a little vinegar or something, she is still very cute. No one is perfect. When Li Jie needs it, Lan will always stand by his side and accompany him no matter what he goes through, which is enough for Li Jie. This is the woman I love all my life, and I also hope to accompany me through the second half of my life.

So Li Jie didn't want to mess up this proposal, so he replied to Lan's question: "No, I didn't just think the two of us were a special match at that time. ”

Lan glanced at Li Jie curiously: "Why?"

"Because it's not natural for a beautiful woman to match a handsome guy?" Li Jie said seriously. But Lan couldn't help laughing and hammered Li Jie twice: "You are really very shameless." ”

"As long as I can marry you without shame, what if I just throw away all my face?" Li Jie was very serious now, he knelt down on one knee in front of Lan, and said very solemnly: "Marry me, Lan." ”

Lan tilted her head, and a smile was hidden at the corner of her mouth: "It's not romantic." ”

"Huh?"

"I mean, the ring! Stupid! There's a proposal that doesn't even have a ring! Don't look for it, Coke here has been out of production for years. You can't use the pull tab on the Coke can as a ring. Lan patted Li Jie on the shoulder, reminding him that he had forgotten the most important thing.

Yes, how can you propose a marriage without a ring? It's not that the ring needs to be expensive, but more importantly, it's a sense of ritual. Put on the ring, and you and I will be like one person from now on. Li Jie's marriage proposal was sudden, and he really didn't have the ring ready. But it couldn't stop Li Jie's marriage proposal, Li Jie had an idea and said, "Wait!"

Rings, aren't they rings? I'm a ring collector! I have a mage ring on my hand, two special edition Infinity Stones, and I have the Ten Rings of the Adult!

Li Jie took out the Ten Rings gloves made of the Ten Rings of the Manman Zhang Tong, and said to Lan: "Come, you choose the color you like!" Although the Ten Rings were implanted with gloves, they could still be taken out. So there was an unprecedented marriage proposal.

Li Jie held up a pair of gloves and the ten rings on the gloves, and said loudly to Lan: "Ten rings to marry you for ten lives and ten lifetimes!"

Lan's expression was weird, and he should have been very moved, but Li Jie wanted to laugh inexplicably now. So Lan is moved and wants to laugh at the same time, and she is also very fortunate to endure it!

And just then, Strange pushed the door in. Originally, he came to talk about the green light energy, but as soon as he came in, he saw Li Jie kneeling on one knee and proposing to Lan. So he couldn't say anything, and the scene was a little embarrassing.

"What, am I bothering you?" Strange was embarrassed that the cancer was about to flare up.

"What do you say?" Li Jie smiled, but he was murderous.

"Oh, what that. I had to go beforehand. Strange exited the room and closed the door. When he went out, he let out a sigh of relief, but fortunately he saw the opportunity quickly. If the marriage proposal happens, everyone will be happy, but if it doesn't, the ghost knows if the Nightkin will be angry with the person who suddenly popped up.

Not long after Strange went out, Strange heard a cry from behind the door, like a gorilla's successful courtship.

Strange covered his face, then shook his head: "What is the matter? I was originally a suave and beloved figure, how did I end up in today's field? I still need to listen to the gorilla's successful cheers and roars here, and then eat the dog food slowly? By the way! It's all Thor's fault!"