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Host Ricky-Gervais made his debut, and everyone turned to look at the stage and greeted the host with applause.

Ricky walked onto the stage with a smile on his face, nodding to the audience below. Interestingly, with a glass of beer on the podium, Ricky stepped forward, picked up his beer glass, took a sip, and then smiled contentedly, "Hello everyone, welcome to the 68th Golden Globe Awards, we are live at the Hilton Los Angeles Beverly Hills, tonight is going to be a night of party and drunkenness." ”

There was a low cheer from the audience, and Ricky nodded in agreement, "Of course, this is as simple as a breakfast for Charlie-Sheen. ”

No wonder, no wonder Ricky put a beer on the table, intending to tease Charlie. Recently, Charlie's negative news has been one after another, and the intensity is really eye-catching, and the paparazzi are a little busy. Tonight, Charlie was absent from the awards ceremony.

"Let's be clear. Ricky took a serious gesture and began to ramble back on the recent negative news, "He found a ****** star, paid her to eat with him, and introduced her to his ex-wife, can you imagine?" Ricky smiled mockingly and interacted with the audience.

The audience at the end of the audience burst into laughter, which was the audience seats that the organizers had opened to avoid being cold, but Lan Li looked around him, and everyone's expressions were a little indifferent, and they didn't react much to Ricky's joke.

Ricky shrugged his shoulders and expressed his frustration, "Then they went to the hotel, got drunk, took off their clothes, made a mess of the place, and locked the girl in the closet. Also, it was Monday. If it was Chinese New Year's Eve, he really didn't know what he would do. ”

The laughter was a bit dry. Ricky's jokes and slots can be heard by everyone, but if they are too redundant, they will become personal attacks, and the really smart host, stopping at the first sentence of "breakfast", and stopping at the point, but tacitly speaking, this effect is the best.

Lan Li felt a kind of ridiculous joy, Ricky is a famous British comedian, and his humorous jokes are expected to be very popular in the United Kingdom, but in the United States...... It's a little less politically correct. Lan Li thinks that tonight's Golden Globe Awards should be interesting.

Sure enough, Ricky continued, "This year is the year of 3D movies, there's 'Toy Story,' there's 'Despicable Me,' there's 'Tron Me,' so many 3D movies. It looks like all of this year's movies are in 3D, with the exception of 'Deadly Companion'. After saying this, the atmosphere of the scene was a little sluggish, and it took half a beat to laugh, Ricky shook his head and smiled apologetically, "I feel bad about telling this joke." I'll admit, I'm just trying to go with the flow, but I haven't seen Deadly Companion at all, and of course, no one has seen it. ”

The scene of the car accident.

This was the only thought in Lan Li's head right now, and out of the corner of her eye, she could see Angelina Jolie snuggled in Brad Pitt's arms, her expression a little stiff.

The cameraman standing next to the round table was always ready to switch the camera to the guest seat to film the reaction of the guests, which is also the picture that TV viewers want to see the most, but now, they are standing still and motionless, and the atmosphere in the guest seats on the first floor of the platform is really terrible, almost no one dares to speak, let alone smile.

This dead silence of low air pressure and the laughter of the audience from behind formed a stark gap. Lan Li exchanged glances with Ryan and Jennifer, and found that they were all smiling, and it was really hard to hold back, so they could only lower their heads and hide their expressions.

"But, but the movie is certainly good because it was nominated. Shut up, okay?" Ricky tried to keep the joke going, but Lan Li knew that if he interrupted here, the atmosphere would be better, and everyone could laugh, but if it continued, the scene would be terrible.

Ricky continued.

"I'm also going to clear up the ridiculous rumor that 'Deadly Companions' was nominated because that way, members of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association would be able to date Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie. ”

As far as the eye can see, Johnny's face is pale, he wore a pair of sunglasses tonight, and he didn't take them off after the opening, but his sunken face is still clearly visible. Lan Li feels that this car accident is still going on, is this mentality of watching a good show not quite right?

"It's pure gibberish!" Ricky continued, but before Angelina and Johnny could catch their breath, his words continued to slam, "That's not the only reason, the judges accepted bribes. ”

Johnny smiled, but he was gritting his teeth, and the stiff smile on his face could barely maintain the etiquette of the awards ceremony.

"That's not right, in fact, they just took the judges to see a Cher concert. There was no laughter at the scene this time, and everyone's expressions were a little embarrassed, but Ricky's complaining continued, "What kind of bribery is this? Who wants to see Cher? Of course not! Why not? Because it's not 1975." ”

Lan Li could feel the murderous eyes of the guests on the scene, all gathered together, and projected towards Ricky on the stage; more importantly, the director of the scene observed everyone's expressions, like ants on a hot pot, and couldn't help but support their foreheads. Tom Hanks looked directly at the director, with a puzzled look on his face, and a hint of questioning.

But Lan Li knew that this was not the end. If Ricky knew the "degree", the first laugh would end at breakfast, and the second would end at the place where "no one has seen it". But the reality is ......

"A lot of popular movies didn't win nominations, and 'Desire/Hope 2' didn't have a single nomination. But I think the special effects department at the Golden Globes definitely visited their poster team, especially the Brush team. This time, the scene finally showed a smile again, and even the crew of "Desire/Hope City 2" laughed themselves, if you accept it when you see it here, it will be good. Pity.

"Girls, we all know your actual age, and I saw you in 'Peerless Opportunity'. Jesus. ”

"Peerless Opportunity" is a popular set of American dramas in the 70s of the last century.

Lan Li could see that Angelina Jolie directly dropped her handbag on the table, Helena-Bonham-Carter (Helena-Bonham-Carter) shook her head again and again, and Annette Bening looked at Jacki-Weaver (Jacki-Weaver) at the same table with a stunned expression, as if she suspected that she had misheard.

There is almost no concealment of feminism in these remarks.

The crash continues, and "Also not nominated are Jim-Carrey and Ewan-McGregor of 'I Love You Morris,' two heterosexual actors who play a gay couple, which reminds me of several well-known actors who believe in science/learning/teaching, and their situation is reversed." ”

That's making fun of Tom Cruise and John Travolta, and the recent rumors that the two actors are gay have once again been in the air.

This time, boos broke out directly at the scene, obviously very dissatisfied with Ricky's progress, which also opened Lan Li's eyes.

In 2005, Chris Rock (Chris-Rock) served as the host of the Oscars, and refreshed the lower limit in the opening talk show one after another, breaking out a lot of inappropriate remarks, which provoked many big names to turn their faces directly. However, there was no boos at the scene, at most it was just embarrassment.

Now it seems that the-for-tat of reporters on the red carpet before is not so strange.

Ricky was very puzzled by the audience's reaction, and spread his hands to express helplessness, "It's possible." The boos didn't stop, Ricky's expression was slightly jerky, and the situation was unexpected, he explained in a playful tone, "My lawyer told me that this joke must be worded carefully. This time the boos finally calmed down, and he smiled and waved his hand, "They're not here anyway." "Even if it's the end of the joke.

After all, he hasn't completely lost his mind.

"I was going to say that a certain actor and ballet dancer had reversed their positions, but now it seems that I should jump to the TV department. Ricky didn't forget to stab Natalie secretly.

Although he didn't name names, Lan Li could clearly feel that the air at their table suddenly froze, and the smile on the corner of Natalie's mouth was obviously stiff, and she couldn't even maintain polite etiquette.

"There have been quite a few great episodes this year. "Ricky has already continued," "'Atlantic Empire,' 'The Walking Dead,' ......" and then used "The Walking Dead" as a gimmick, mocking "Playboy's founder, Hugh-Hefner," as a zombie, marrying a new wife at the age of eighty-four, and mocking the lady for Hugh's huge inheritance," she said, saying that the only reason they got married was that he lied about his age. He said he was ninety-four years old. He also made fun of their bed/incident, vividly using his left hand, mouth, and expression to depict the scene that happened in the bedroom - for fifteen seconds.

The atmosphere at the scene froze for a while, everyone looked at each other, and they didn't expect Ricky to directly perform the details of the bed/incident on the stage of the global live broadcast - there is no way to classify TV. Again, the joke itself is fine, but I don't know what to do.

Ricky shrugged his shoulders at the audience's incomprehension of his joke, then took a sip of beer to express his displeasure. But Lan Li could clearly feel that the few round tables around him were dead silent, no one could laugh, and even the polite smile on his face couldn't be maintained.

This reminded Lan Li of the 2004 incident in which Justin Timberlake ripped off half of Janet-Jackson's bra/bra on the Super Bowl stage.

"In addition to Hugh, there's another guy who also hides his age, Ranley Hall, I'm convinced, he's only fourteen, and I'm not quite sure what deal he made with Steven and Tom, but obviously, not the deal I wanted to hear. The deal was a bargain, though, and he received two nominations, just like Johnny Depp. ”