"Thank you for your support, I will try to do it well and avoid mistakes. Li He looked at the stars standing in the audience and joked, "There are a lot of handsome men and beautiful women here tonight, this is the gap between people." Once, on the bus, I gave up my seat to two aunts, and one aunt said: Young people nowadays, don't look good, but they have a good heart. At that time, I just wanted to get out of the car and fight with this aunt. However, I can say without jealousy that a man's appearance is often inversely proportional to his talent. ”

There was another burst of laughter, and many people bent over with laughter.

It is even more fun to have a big sarcoma head, a small flat head, a brain full of fat, and a big sausage mouth full of oil.

"I was born in the sixties, and many of you here should be about my age. Li He was impressed, "When I was a child, my family was very poor, and I couldn't even find a bottle of Coca-Cola from 82 years old. ”

On the contrary, the Hong Kong people present were the first to laugh, while those from the mainland did not understand this stalk, and after everyone's explanation, they laughed helplessly.

"At home at night, when I was doing my homework under the dim light, I thought that the little area of light in the dark was the center of the world. Later, when I grew up, I found that the center of the world was somewhere else, and there were even several, but each one was far away from me. Li He said very seriously.

"Since I was a child, I looked down on all desires because I didn't have money, which led to the illusion of dying and struggling no matter what I did. Suffering may make people stronger, or it may make people gain something, but suffering is suffering, and it is never interesting in itself. If they could, no one would want to fight to get what they wanted. Isn't the coolest thing about getting something for nothing? It's exciting to think about!"

This spoke the minds of many of those present, but many of them were completely unable to laugh.

They couldn't imagine that the super local tyrant they couldn't wait to meet was such a character.

"If falling out of love is the saddest moment of your life, then how lucky you must be in your life. ”

This magical brain hole and thinking made the eyes of the audience shine.

"When I took the college entrance exam, my mother wanted me to go to university. I went to the temple and burned incense for me, and the fortune teller said to my mother, "Your son's eyes are blank and his skeleton is thin, and he may not be able to succeed in the future." It's okay for him to keep to himself, work all day long, and barely make a living, but he is afraid that he will not have his blessings!"

Li He continued to unfold his painful memories, "My mother was very nervous, so she asked the fortune teller how to crack it? The fortune teller said, give your son to drink this incense ash and ensure that your son will be in high school." As for my mother, believe it, don't laugh, I really mixed the ashes of this incense burner with water and drank it. ”

He spoke with a sense of humor, and many people who originally thought it was a boring welcome were about to go to the toilet to pee, but now they are reluctant to leave.

"Actually, in my eyes, the future and tomorrow are two different things, and destiny and destiny are different. Tomorrow is just a new day, and the future is the result of one's constant choices in various contingencies in one's life. ”

Li He brand chicken soup, rich soup.

The laughter was followed by a burst of applause.

This time, Li He's words were very philosophical, and many people thought that Li He was going to talk about the topic seriously, right? But this time they were wrong again!

"I'm not only a person with perseverance, but also very persistent. For example, if you want to eat today, you must eat it, and you can never get down from your bed. ”

Persuade the stumbling to be good, push the saint to fall, and the ancient and modern are full of a sense of achievement.

As soon as a person arrives in the group, his IQ is seriously reduced, and in order to gain recognition, he is also willing to abandon right and wrong, and use his IQ in exchange for a sense of belonging that makes people feel safe.

The people present were almost like discovering the New World, and it turned out that the same could be said!

"There are three trash cans in the house: one in the kitchen, one in the living room and one in the room. If it were me in the past, in order not to waste garbage bags, I would only put one of them and move the garbage can to use it. Now it doesn't matter, set three, and you can throw garbage wherever you go. I think that's what the middle class calls light luxury. ”

Everyone laughed again, they felt that it was an ordinary little thing, why could Li He say it so interesting?

There is a magical "nonsense magnetic field" between people, that is, there is always something to say, and it can be said for hours without stopping, and it is sweet in retrospect.

But when you really ask what you say, it's always vague. This kind of "nonsense magnetic field" is to the effect that you can continue to talk about what you don't deliberately configure to talk about.

"I've been in business since 1979 for 13 years. So far this year, the company's business has grown well in 15 countries and regions, employing more than 130,000 people. When I first started my career, I didn't have any better conditions than other competitors except for my bare hands, not at all, including funds, connections, markets, etc. But I personally and the company are growing up in the competition, there is no Hutchison Mr. Li and Mr. Bao, Mr. He is so hard, I am catching up with the tide of the times, to meet the reform and opening up of the great opportunity, as long as standing in the typhoon tuyere, pigs can also fly. ”

Li He's social model is, if you talk to me, I will talk to you, and tell jokes as if we are very familiar. If you don't talk to me, I'll be silent forever.

If you have to talk about it, if it is an ordinary party, Li He must talk casually, the young and the old man who left home and learned a lot of sassy words, he has always been good at this, and the scene will definitely become a big agricultural fair, a big speech on health, beauty and makeup, a world macroeconomic seminar, and a military lecture hall. With a big mouth open, whoever is caught will blow to death.?

But on this occasion, he is still more leisurely. In the eyes of others, he is exaggerating the role of reform and opening up, but he has this identity in his heart, and he can link the mainland and Hong Kong together.

But there is a saying that the pig standing on the tuyere remembers to carry the parachute. Li He waited for the applause from the audience to fall and continued, "The business world is unpredictable, today you are worth 100 billion, and tomorrow you will be worthless." How many of the 1992 Fortune 500 companies on the 1992 Fortune 500 list are no longer on the list? The answer is 50 percent. We may not be there in these companies for ten years, and we may not be there in three years. The bigger the enterprise, the more difficult it is to do, all enterprises, small enterprises are the best to do, and it is difficult to do big ones. I will talk about the Fortune 500 companies that have gone bankrupt in the last decade, such as Wang An Computer Company, founded by Dr. Wang An, one of the ten richest people in the United States, and only filed for bankruptcy last year. The practice of these companies is to accidentally eat a cockroach, because they are afraid that the cockroach will not die, and then they take a little cockroach medicine themselves......"

The people in the audience had thoughtful expressions.

“.....”

"Everyone thinks that we have made the company such a scale and such a market value in just a dozen years, and if I were to choose to do business again in the next life, I would definitely not make it like this, I would not make it like this, I would not make it like this, I would not make it like this, I would not make it like this, I would not make it like this, I would not make it like this, I would not ”

This time there was no laughter, no applause.

Everyone looked at him, and that expression seemed to say to Li He, please continue your performance!.

PS: Ask for votes. This chapter is not written very smoothly, and I will revise it tomorrow.