Chapter 475: Noisy and noisy
Mai Xiaoji frowned, from the courtyard gate to here, it was already the third level.
The big happy event can't make a mood, Jiang Chuanzong squeezed a smile and took out two hundred to help, and asked him to scan the code and send red envelopes.
It's nothing to spend some money, but the commotion is endless for a long time, Mai Xiaoji looked at the time, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and shouted: "Hey, why did everyone send a thousand yuan, the decimal point is not counted!"
What the?
A woman's chant was immediately heard in the room, and after a burst of Suosuo's movements, Meng Zhixiang, who was carrying a wedding dress, opened the door, "You only have a hundred yuan, and you want my man to have a thousand yuan red envelopes?"
This move frightened the people in the house, and hurriedly asked her to go back to sitting, how could the bride open the door by herself, not to mention that she was not wearing shoes yet!
Mai Xiaoji smiled: "I was wrong, it's actually ten yuan." ”
"Brother Xiao Ji is back, why didn't you say it in advance and let my brother pick you up?"
As soon as Meng Zhixiang saw Mai Xiaoji, she immediately showed a smiling face, and the village director Meng Gangzhu frowned when she heard it, but her sister married the richest person in Xiaonanzhuang, and she also bought a big house in the county, so she couldn't afford to offend.
Mai Xiaoji is not the protagonist, so he pushed Jiang Chuanzong forward, but he couldn't find the bride's red shoes again. In such a room, Jiang Chuanzong looked for it many times with sweat, and even turned over the bride's socks in a daze, which made everyone laugh.
Through-shot!
The traces of the red shoes were found hidden in a woman's loose down jacket, and she was watching the excitement in her arms at this time, relishing it, and she was afraid that she would not take it out for a while.
"Brother Lei, the shoes are in the woman's arms, you take them out. Mai Xiaoji whispered to Cui Lei.
"Well, isn't it?"
Cui Lei was a little stunned, because the woman was very vigilant, and if she suddenly attacked her, she would be regarded as a flower thief.
"Look at the way I look, I'll be in charge of getting her attention for a while, and then you'll be able to do it without you knowing. ”
Cui Lei nodded, slowly came to the woman's side, looked down obliquely, hehe smiled, Mai Xiaoji's eyes were really sharp, looking at the outline, he was hidden there.
Decide!
Three seconds to start, Cui Lei immediately shot, and quickly inserted his hand into the gap of the down jacket, only to hear two clicks, and the shoes fell to the ground one after another.
The woman hadn't reacted yet, so why did she fall off?
The women were angry and laughing, and Jiang Chuanzong smiled and picked up the shoes and put them on for Meng Zhixiang. It's just that it's hard for Jiang Chuanzong to be old, and he has to put his daughter-in-law on a sedan chair.
Meng Zhixiang found a man, and after getting engaged, she didn't care about her body type, she let go of eating, and she was at least ten pounds fatter than the last time she saw her, and Mai Xiaoji was very worried that Jiang Chuanzong's waist would be tired.
Meng Zhixiang's dowry is also very rich, pulled by two tractors, there are household appliances, well, it is a packing box, and the household appliances have been shipped over for application. The mountains of red, red, green and green quilts make people wonder how many people in the family can use so many quilts.
A small car! Well, worth 30,000.
These are also unprecedented in Xiaonanzhuang, and Meng Gangzhu has a good reputation for loving his sister. In fact, everyone knows it in their hearts, and it is all Jiang Chuanzong's bride price.
It was easy to take the bride home, and the ceremony was going to be held again, Jiang Chuanzong was so tired that he couldn't find the north, and the husband and wife met Meng Zhixiang when they worshipped each other, and the bride was almost anxious, and everyone laughed crazy.
The haunted cave room was held in advance, and it was even more crazy, Jiang Chuanzong was almost stripped naked, leaving only a trouser with a balloon tied to it for the bride to hit with her buttocks. Meng Zhixiang had a lot of strength, and he burst into his buttocks, but Jiang Chuanzong's feet were weak, and he staggered back from the bed, thanks to Mai Xiaoji's quick hand to hold him up, otherwise he would have to fall.
I don't know who came up with the idea to tie Jiang Chuanzong upside down to a tree in the yard, everyone said to do it, and lifted Jiang Chuanzong up and walked out.
Jiang Chuanzong is not a young man, he does not have enough firepower, and it is winter now, who will be responsible if he gets sick? Jiang Chuanzong is honest and does not know how to refuse, so others can do whatever they want.
"Well, the bridegroom is tired for a long time, and it's time for him to rest. Mai Xiaoji said, not loudly, but with an unquestionable tone.
"Xiao Ji, who are you Jiang Chuanzong? Uncle is not uncle, and my father-in-law is not my father-in-law. Someone laughed evilly.
"He's my relative!" Mai Xiaoji raised his voice, laughed twice in the cave room, and also exited the room, Mai Xiaoji hurriedly picked up his clothes and put them on Jiang Chuanzong's body, Meng Zhixiang was very discerning, and said flatteringly: "Xiaoji, I'll come, these are all the jobs that a woman's family should do, how can I let you do it!"
"Sister Xiang, in the future, my uncle, please take care of you more. Mai Xiaoji said.
Jiang Chuanzong put on his woolen pants and said, "Xiaoji, this kid, I also took 100,000 yuan!"
Swish!
Meng Zhixiang's eyes lit up, this was half of the people in Xiaonanzhuang who hadn't saved enough money in their lives, and said excitedly: "Then it goes without saying, after passing on the ancestry, he will be my man, that is, he will get married and make trouble for a while, and whoever dares to bully him will not be able to get along with me." ”
There is a certain number in the dark, Jiang Chuanzong will marry a powerful daughter-in-law, and he will not be deceived and bullied, but Mai Xiaoji is relieved.
After the lively banquet, there was also a show, Meng Gangzhu was happy, and invited a troupe from the south to come and walk the streets and alleys, singing Huangmei Opera, Tianxian matching.
In the cold wind, everyone watched it with relish, but it was bitter for the thinly dressed actors on stage, and they were so cold that they were about to go out of tune. Mai Xiaoji looked bored, he had already eaten enough, and after greeting Jiang Chuanzong and his wife, he was ready to go back.
The time spent outside was too long, and the banquet was eaten in the courtyard, and cold wine was drunk, at this time Mai Xiaoji's stomach was shaking, and he hurriedly ran to the thatched house.
As soon as I arrived at the door, I bumped into a person, and an object fell to the ground, and then I exclaimed: "Ah, you broke my fan!"
"I'm sorry, let me go, I'm in a hurry!" McXiaoji apologized.
"No, this is my singing fan!"
Mai Xiaoji looked up at this time, it turned out that he was singing, and his face was still painted with heavy makeup, and he didn't look like a fairy daughter, but a maid who served the fairy.
Bending down to pick up the fan and blowing off the soil on it, Mai Xiaoji smiled and said, "Sorry beauty, I've already cleaned it." ”
"It's all fallen to the thatched house, how can you use it?" the woman didn't answer, turned around and got angry.
"Is there any mistake, this is the door, even if it falls inside, it is not a pit!" Mai Xiaoji was also a little unhappy, this woman is difficult to entangle.
"That's also broken, it's stained with stench, how can you use it?"
"It's very dedicated!" Mai Xiaoji pointed to a black male character on the wall that was circled by a black circle, "Look clearly, this is the men's toilet, it's you who are wrong first!"
"There are so many people today, and what kind of men and women are there. ”
At this time, a man came out of the women's toilet, Mai Xiaoji's stomach hurt more and more, this woman was unrelenting, and she had to be ugly if she was entangled, "Then you say, what should I do?"
"Compensation, five hundred!"