Nanhang County No. 1 Middle School.

In the classroom of the third (1) class of high school, the math teacher's subdued lecture voice and the students' attentive expressions complemented each other.

Suddenly, Ji Yang, who was listening carefully to the class, seemed to feel something, shrunk his big toes that were about to stretch out the holes, and turned his head to look at the back of the classroom.

However, everything was normal, and when he turned his head again, Ji Yang's expression was stunned.

After a few seconds of distraction, the teacher filled another blackboard.

Ji Yang hurriedly stared at the blackboard, trying to find a little way to break through to the ascension.

If you don't catch up with the progress of the teacher, the subsequent function review will be in vain!

Ji Yang, the whole class, uh, no, the first boy from the bottom of the grade.

was originally a good student who was diligent and studious, but he could be thrown out of eighteen streets by the teacher in a few seconds of distraction. If it weren't for Ji Yang's diligence, honesty, trustworthiness, enthusiasm and generosity...... For the sake of the very poor family, the head teacher would not let him sit in such a good position in the first row, although it was only the first row against the wall.

However, the more he studied, the more Ji Yang was blinded, so that the part he understood was confused.

"Lei Jie, Lei Jie, this is another chicken ass!"

"Hahaha, let's just say that your kid is not the material for eating chicken, I don't believe in this evil, and now you have lost my two hundred yuan!"

On the three-foot podium, the math teacher with a stern expression and a hint of kindness spoke with a big belly, but under the podium, Lei Jie and Zhang Chengzheng, who were hiding behind the high base of books, were chatting hotly.

Lei Jie and Zhang Cheng have been at the same table since elementary school, as the second and third students in the class, in the latter part of the third year of high school, they knew that they had no power to return to the sky, so they simply didn't bother to struggle too much when these 10,000 people grabbed the single-plank bridge.

It's better to pile up the books high, build a "fortress" to block the eyes cast from other directions, and eat chicken with your mobile phone under the "fortress". After all, it's dark under the lights.

During one class, Lei Jie bet that Zhang Cheng couldn't eat chicken, and the loser would lose fifty yuan, but Zhang Cheng really has been losing until now.

"Alas, Lan Thin, why do you give me Ou God every handful, but only let me eat chicken butt every handful!"

Pressing the lock screen, Zhang Cheng lay on the desk like a deflated breath, and the "fortress" just blocked his entire head.

"Okay, don't be vain, it's just two hundred yuan, it's nothing to you, tell you something interesting, I'll make you happy." ”

Lei Jie pursed his mouth and pushed Zhang Cheng's elbow and said.

"What's the matter, who is wearing very transparent clothes? Or is this big belly wearing the opposite clothes again?"

As soon as he heard Lei Jie's words, Zhang Cheng instantly cheered up and sat up.

However, the small movements of these two people and the voice of their voices, they don't dare to be too arrogant, the head teacher's thunderous mother-like love, the two of them can't afford it.

Although this is only a lesson for big belly, he is not allowed to sue.

"Look, that kid Ji Yang, today he wore out the Tefei sneakers that he didn't wear for many days, you say, what would it be like for us to tease him after class?"

Lei Jie didn't turn his head, just squinted his gaze, tried his best to suppress his facial muscles that were about to make a bad laugh, and muttered quietly.

"Poof, don't, don't let me see this, every time I see him wearing a special fly, I can laugh at the meal I ate the day before.

You said, I'm a junior in high school, how can I wear shoes like picking up rags, and there is a hole in my thumb. It's okay to break it on the soles of your feet, but it hurts yourself, and others can't see it, but he's good, broken on it, and the whole thing is a nest for hatching chicks!"

Before he could follow Lei Jie's gaze, Zhang Cheng hurriedly straightened his head and buried his head under the "fortress" again, his face flushed from laughter like a monkey's butt.

Just when Ji Yang was thinking about how he felt how someone was looking at him behind him, facing the words of the heavenly book on a blackboard, Ji Yang was crying out in his heart for a while, and a wave of dizziness suddenly hit.

Ji Yang, do you remember that year on the shore of Daming Lake, you were only a three-month-old baby, and a blind fortune teller once said......"

"Don't, you don't have to say whether you remember it or not, my mother has told me this many times, skip skip ......"

When he said this sentence in his mouth, Ji Yang also subconsciously felt worried, this is in class, why the hell is God talking to me?

However, this is true, my mother said whenever she was free at home, when she was three months old, a fortune teller passed by the door of the house, begged for a glass of water to drink, and in order to thank him, he specially calculated the fortune for Ji Yang.

However, after calculating his life for a long time, the fortune teller always frowned, and his mother thought that Ji Yang's fate was not good, but who knew that the old man lifted the small quilt covering Ji Yang's body, looked at it, and laughed in less than a breath.

When he raised his legs and went out, the old gentleman just beckoned and said: "The brain is small, the eyes are small, I thought I was a down-and-out beggar, who knew that I was born with a big thumb on my right foot, and I am afraid that I will be lucky if I wear a hundred pairs of shoes!"

What a reincarnation of a heavenly blessed star!"

However, when he had just recovered from the feeling of worry, the teacher on the podium was twisting his head and glaring at Ji Yang, his big belly was like stuffed with cotton, and he fell down with his breathing, and he was almost upside down.

"Ji Yang, stand up for me!

In the late third year of high school, have you always been diligent and studious, have you also given up on yourself, like Lei Jie and Zhang Cheng, planning to sit in the back and wait for death?

Don't look at me so innocently! I didn't bully the small, come, how to do this problem on the blackboard?"

Looking at the math teacher with big eyes, Ji Yang only had the word panic in his heart, looking at the dense numbers and function images on the blackboard, Ji Yang couldn't help but feel suffocated.

"Ou is a god, it has been detected that Ji Yang has worn out a hundred pairs of shoes, may I ask if the host is willing to bind the Heavens Ou God system, I am your system assistant - Ou is a god!"

Just when Ji Yang was about to squeeze the last bit of air out of his lungs, the place as far as his eyes could see, suddenly stopped, and the sunlight shining in from the window became dazzling little by little, until Ji Yang was surrounded by gold.

"Oh a god, hello host, I am your personal butler, warm-hearted little baby, cute little ......"

"Okay, okay, don't talk so much, where is this?"

Ji Yang, who was still in the circle, hurriedly shook his head, and the golden light pierced Ji Yang's eyes a little itchy. In this world, there is only one Ji Yang who wears ...... Forget it, wearing a cool mini version of Ji Yang.

"Ou is a god, this is the world of Ou a god, you will be the master here from now on! And I can also take you to all walks of life in the heavens, provided that you have enough conditions for me to take you there." ”

"What?"

However, when he said this, everything in front of him changed back to normal.

The math teacher held the hand he was about to knock off and stopped in mid-air, and his face was about to be deformed because of anger, which frightened Ji Yang and took two steps back.

"I asked you what kind of function image this is, and you dare to ask me what it is?

Have you eaten the heart of a bear and the gall of a leopard? Do you dare to be in a daze when I ask you a question?"

Forehead...... I'm not talking to you, Mr. Li......

I wanted to say it, but I didn't dare, so I could only curse in my heart the mini version of Ji Yang just now.

"What's going on here, explain it to me?"

Ji Yang felt like he was about to cry, what a personal little butler, a warm-hearted little baby, is it so pitty?

"Unexplainable!"

"What? Why don't you solve the situation in front of me, this is yours!"

"It's Lei Jie, Zhang Cheng has influenced me. Ou said.

？？？？

What, is it for me to say this?

Ji Yang blinked, and under the gaze of the whole class, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and the panic in his heart......

"Hahaha, look at you, Ji Yang is stupid because of his big belly!"

Zhang Cheng was lying on the table with his stomach covered, not too happy.

"Teacher Li, it's not that I ate the bear's heart and leopard gall, it's mainly Lei Jie, Zhang Cheng has influenced me!"

Ji Yang carefully lowered his voice and said.

Teacher Li was stunned for a moment, and his eyes instantly shifted to the back of the classroom.

"Lei Jie, what did that kid say just now, did you hear that?"

Zhang Cheng tugged at his ears, but he still couldn't figure out what Ji Yang said just now, looking at the math teacher's "kind" smile, Zhang Cheng grinned.

This is the least respect for the teacher.

"Zhang Cheng, Lei Jie, stand up for me? What are you laughing at? Ji Yang can't answer, the most difficult brother and brother, do you two think it's ridiculous?"

After saying this, the whole class burst out laughing.

The three students of Ji Yang who were standing were all embarrassed by three capitals.

"Don't panic, isn't this big belly like this every time, as long as Ji Yang can't answer, he will definitely call us up. ”

Lei Jie looked at Zhang Cheng and subconsciously wanted to put the phone back in his pocket, but there was no panic in his heart, but he said to Zhang Cheng in a suppressed voice.

In this case, Zhang Cheng also stopped the small movements in his hand, puffed up his chest and looked at the math teacher, and was about to speak, but the math teacher suddenly spoke.

"Classmate Ji Yang, you said that the two of them influenced you, but tell me, how did they influence?"

Pulling down his clothes to cover his belly button that was about to be exposed, Mr. Li said.

"What to do, what to do, little butler, come out and help me!"

Facing Teacher Li's coercion, Ji Yang's heart was still a little trembling.

"My name is Ou a god!, you just say that Zhang Cheng has a mobile phone on the table!" Ou is full of confidence.

As soon as Ji Yang thought of it, the mini version of Ji Yang immediately jumped out and said.

I'm afraid this is going to kill me, if I have a mobile phone, wouldn't I have no way to live after class!

Looking at Teacher Li in front of him, and glancing at the door of the classroom again, Ji Yang's heart felt like falling into an ice cave.

Forget it, friends of the dead road don't die in the poor way, brother, I can't help it.

"Teacher Li, actually, you can just take a look at it, Zhang Cheng has a mobile phone on his desk. It affected me when the two of them were playing. ”

As Ji Yang closed his eyes and squeezed out these few words from between his teeth, the eyes of the whole class shifted to Lei Jie Zhang Cheng.

And the moment these two people heard what Ji Yang said, it was as if they had been struck by lightning.

This kid really ate the bear's heart and leopard gall! It's so far away, how can it affect you when the mobile phone is silent and playing games, are you pressing my IQ to the ground?

"Lei Jie, class is over, we must give him a little color to see, I don't know who I provoked!" Zhang Cheng gritted his teeth.

"Okay! school will be out in a while, I'm going to peel off his skin today!" Lei Jie also clenched his fists, and his devouring eyes seemed to eat Ji Yang.

And Ji Yang is at this moment in his heart, there is no other way than to pray that Zhang Cheng really has a mobile phone on his desk, people have been completely offended, if there is no mobile phone, it is to deceive the teacher, and then the crime is added to the crime, and he is doomed to death.

"Don't panic, believe in a god in Europe, believe in a god in Europe, I will protect you!"

Teacher Li walked to Lei Jie and the others suspiciously, and his eyes never moved.

Lei Jie, who was full of confidence just now, trembled in his calves and stomach at this moment.

How is this different from what the script says? What about the screenwriter? Or is Zhang Cheng, a bastard, a broom star?

"Okay, you, you two, you dare to openly play with your mobile phone in my class, is there a teacher in your eyes? Don't think that today is Friday, and you will have a holiday after this class.

Tell you, I tell you, I'm old Li...... Uh, I used to be a person who floated by!"

Huh? What line is that?