Body 0741 Male crotch self-improvement
"Bang~"
The unexpected explosion directly blasted Xia Buer away, if he hadn't hid behind the tree in time, he might have been in a different place, but Rao was like this, he was still knocked away like a baseball, and he hit the treetops and fell down with a bang, and it was hard to break more than a dozen branches all the way before hitting the ground.
"Ah......h
Xia Buer covered his crotch and screamed in pain, more than a dozen branches were crushed by his little brother, this man almost didn't faint alive in the most pain, he took several breaths of cool air before suppressing it slightly, but when he looked up, he found that his body was smoking, and even the scales on his chest were melting.
"I'm !!"
Xia Buer, who was distraught, hurriedly took off his armor, and even threw his helmet on the ground together, the two things were corroded and pierced almost at the same time as they landed, if it was a little more night, it would have been his body's turn, and when he knelt up in pain with his crotch covering, he found that the Iron Rope Corpse King had actually exploded.
"My God......"
Xia Buji looked ahead in disbelief, not only did a large number of trees fall with the Corpse King as the center, but almost everything within a radius of hundreds of meters was emitting green smoke, and there was fishy acid everywhere, as well as the fat intestines that were broken off as a blade, and the big belly of the Iron Rope Corpse King burst like a balloon.
"Roar~"
The Iron Rope Corpse King kneeling on the ground roared and stood up, it was hundreds of meters away from Xia Bu'er, but there were only a dozen big trees left between them, its tattered belly had exposed its internal organs, its skin and muscles were like rotten cotton wool hanging under its abdomen, and the fat intestines were surging in it like blood snakes,
"Hiss~ It won't break......"
Xia Buer rubbed his crotch and grinned and stood up, not daring to put his legs together, but then he heard a sparse noise, and the big belly of the Iron Rope Corpse King quickly closed, and soon turned into a flat macho muscular abdomen, followed by a balloon and began to expand outward.
"Haha~ Donkey skills are poor, don't run away if you have a kind ......"
Xia Buer pointed at the Iron Rope Corpse King and laughed, the Iron Rope Corpse King snorted contemptuously, patted the bulging belly and beckoned to him, Xia Buer immediately picked up the corpse claw spear and slowly walked towards the side of the Iron Rope Corpse King, but the Corpse King crossed his waist and smiled indifferently.
"Hmph~ You wait! Lao Tzu will go over and fight you ...... right away."
Xia Buer suddenly took out a tube of blue liquid, it was the mutant viagra commonly known as "Qiyang Water", he took off the cap and pierced it directly on his lower abdomen, and soon a strong heat filled his limbs, and the two balls that were stinging and unbearable quickly calmed down, and finally allowed him to raise his head and be a man.
"Fire!"
Xia Buer suddenly pinched the headset and shouted, the two self-propelled guns under the mountain fired almost at the same time, and the two shells directly blew up the Iron Cable Corpse King off the ground, Xia Buer also hid behind the big tree, and a burst of flying sand and rocks smashed all over the world, and the Iron Rope Corpse King also fell to the ground with a bang.
"Whoosh~"
Xia Buer didn't wait for the dust to settle and shot out, and the Iron Rope Corpse King lay on the ground like a big toad, and immediately repeated his old trick after noticing him coming, but Xia Buer also pounced on a fallen tree, and then heard a bang, and the corpse king's big belly that had just healed exploded again.
"Squirt~"
A large amount of acid Heavenly Maiden scattered in all directions, and the strength was so strong that even the tree pole was shot through, but there were three big trees standing in the way of Xia Buer, and this time the self-explosion was far less fierce than before, and the three trees trembled for a while and then subsided, and Xia Buer also jumped up at this time.
"Whoosh ......"
More than a dozen fat intestines suddenly shot at him head-on, not that the Iron Rope Corpse King didn't want to exert all his strength, but that it was lying on the ground on its side and hindered the fat intestine attack, Xia Buer directly jumped on the fallen tree pole and slashed horizontally, and at the same time as the Iron Rope Corpse King knelt up, he suddenly jumped behind it and stabbed its chrysanthemum.
"Roar~"
When the Iron Rope Corpse King saw that this thing was about to explode chrysanthemums, he immediately let out a panicked roar, and several fat intestines instantly pierced its back waist, and actually shot backwards at Xia Bu'er in the rear, Xia Bu'er, who was caught off guard, didn't expect it to even want kidneys, and hurriedly cut off a few fat intestines and hit it at once.
"Puff~"
A small fat intestine with an extremely fast speed suddenly stabbed him in the abdomen and came out of his body, hanging him in the air like a mutton skewer, but Xia Fuji couldn't feel such a sharp pain, he quickly split the little fat intestine with a spear and fell to the ground, using his milk strength to kick hard on the ground, and shot at the corpse king's big ass again.
The unexpected thing happened again, a fat intestine actually shot out of the corpse king's chrysanthemum like lightning, and slammed on Xia Buer's leg, making him spin around in the air twice before falling to the ground, a strong smell of instantly filled his whole body, and the iron rope corpse king actually used the prolapse method at a critical moment.
"Roar~"
The Iron Rope Corpse King roared angrily, and it was obviously insulting its dignity to save itself, and after this thing turned around, hundreds of fat intestines were instantly raised, piercing Xia Bu'er like a net from heaven and earth, and the large-scale attack made him have nowhere to escape, watching the dense fat intestines shoot towards him.
"Ah......h
Xia Buer suddenly roared like crazy, and only thought about blasting the Iron Rope Corpse King with a punch in his head, and a strong air flow visible to the naked eye instantly appeared around him, like a big fist composed of air, and slammed into the Iron Rope Corpse King's head with a "bang".
"Bang~"
The Iron Rope Corpse King was directly smashed into a dog eating shit, his head was planted deep in the soil, and the out-of-control fat intestine suddenly shrank back, but Xia Buer, who was dizzy, didn't dare to breathe at all, stared at the corpse king's big ass like a small mountain in a vague way, and suddenly jumped up and roared.
"Puff~"
The golden hoop corpse claw spear accurately stabbed the tail vertebrae of the corpse king, this copper-skinned and iron-clad guy is the only one who is fragile here, and the corpse claw spear almost didn't enter the handle, Xia Buer took the opportunity to press the ejection button on the handle, only to hear the corpse king let out a terrible roar, and the pouting butt "boom" smashed to the ground.
"Puff~"
The exhausted Xia Buer fell directly on the butt of the corpse king, what just saved his life was the spiritual storm, every time this thing appeared, it consumed all his physical strength, but it was a pity that he didn't know how to use it correctly, and he would not be forced out until the moment of life and death every time, otherwise he would not have been beaten so embarrassed.
"Heaven, where are you ......?"
Xiang Tian ran up with a group of people in a hurry, and when he saw that Xia Buer was panting on the corpse king's big ass, the group of people were all stunned, and Zheng Songren stammered even more out of shape...... The fat corpse king of the eight bars is ...... You've been killed like this, you're really a god, aren't you?"
"Oh my God, hurry up and call a car to tow it away, there are corpses everywhere here......"
Xia Buer staggered to his feet, and pulled out the corpse claw spear on his big buttocks, and the paralyzed Iron Rope Corpse King immediately snorted angrily, but Xia Buer climbed directly onto its back, aimed at a compound eye on the back of its head, and said with a cruel smile: "The three kings of Lion Camel Ridge are right, Lao Tzu will solve one first!"
"Puff~"
Xia Buer pierced a compound eye violently, who knew that the compound eye exploded but failed to shoot his head, Xia Buer poked more than a dozen times and failed to find the vital point, but Xiang Tian climbed on the back of the corpse king and said: "Heavenly King! The remnants of the corpse clan have all retreated, I guess they want to preserve their strength, and they don't want to be wiped out by nuclear bombs!"
"Alas~ a step too late!Otherwise, none of them will want to run......"
Xia Buer sat on the back of the corpse king very regretfully, thought about it and said: "You hurry up and notify the artillery unit, give me two-thirds of the shells to the sinkhole, and then call the family to up with a missile, preferably the kind of bomb that can drill into the ground, and bombard me near the sinkhole!"
"Okay! I'll arrange ......."
Xiang Tian immediately jumped down and began to give orders with the walkie-talkie, and the two chariots also rumbled up, directly breaking the trees that were in the way and drove to the side of the corpse king, and then threw two wire ropes to cover the feet of the corpse king, dragging them down the mountain like a dead pig, while Xia Buer sat lazily on the back of the corpse king and smoked a cigarette.
"Oh my god, you killed this monster......
Su Tong and Bai Sha walked over with each other's arms, both covering their mouths and shocking to heaven, Xia Buer, who was almost alive, was not in the mood to tremble, if it wasn't for the Iron Rope Corpse King being too light, he would have died a long time ago, but he suddenly felt that Bai Sha, a big ocean horse, was super attractive, and leaning against Su Tong with long legs was simply a soul hooking weapon.
"Come up and sit! Corpse Ace leather seat ......"
Xia Buer stared at Su Tong's magnificent chest with squinting eyes, and the two girls who were unaware immediately climbed up, Xia Buer couldn't help but sniff Su Tong's body, and actually asked a little intoxicated: "Su Tong! Why do you smell so good, is it the legendary body fragrance?"
Su Tong sniffed himself strangely, and wondered: "How can there be body fragrance with sweat and smell, the so-called body fragrance is all cosmetics used too much, and it is just pickled and tasted, but what's going on with you here, you won't hide the grenade in your crotch, right?"
"Don't mention it! I almost broke ......"
Xia Buer covered his crotch and almost cried, the medicinal effect of Qiyang Water was waning, and his little brother began to sting again, but he also suddenly understood, no wonder the two women suddenly became super attractive, it turned out to be the damn Qiyang Water was doing ghosts.
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
All the shells in the sky smashed into the mountain where the sinkhole was located, and for a while the sky shook, the mountain collapsed and the ground cracked, and there were gravel flying over several kilometers, Xia Buer hurriedly covered his ears and let people retreat, and the remnants of the few chariots all ran over to help, dragging the huge iron cable corpse king straight out of the mountain.
The artillery bombarded for more than 20 minutes before it ended, and no one was willing to consume it like this if it was not a life-and-death battle, and the current arsenal not only could not manufacture a lot of ammunition, but the production speed was far from keeping up with the consumption, but just when the soldiers outside the mountain were becoming more and more uneasy, several tattered chariots were driven in the mountain.
"The King of Heaven is out! Huh, what are they dragging behind them, it's so big......"
The soldiers looked forward in disbelief, and soon found that they were not only dragging their heads to the giant fat corpse king, Xia Buer was also arrogantly sitting on the back of the corpse king smoking cigarettes, and the two tall beauties accompanied him to talk and laugh, such a domineering scene instantly ignited the blood of the soldiers, and tsunami-like cheers immediately sounded from all directions.