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"Old thing, you don't educate people here, I look at your face that doesn't increase the amount and don't increase the price, and I lose my appetite, I save all night snacks today!"

This is said to be so angry that people can't pay for their lives, the cheeks of the old man of the King of Jin are a little big and fat, but it won't increase the amount without increasing the price, right?

Yang Tang wanted to laugh again, but the old man of King Jin not only had a dark face at this time, but also a little trembling and shaky - obviously angry with the young man and woman.

Mengwa also sensed that something was wrong with the old man of King Jin, and shook him vigorously and said: "Grandpa, grandpa......" halfway through the way, he turned his little face and glared at the pair of young men and women angrily. But even if he was angry, his little face was still very cute, "You two are big bad guys, big bad guys!!" The voice was sharp and bright, attracting many tourists who walked by.

Focused by dozens of condemnations, the young woman was a little annoyed and angry, and scolded at the moment: "You little brute!" said that, she wanted to go up and catch the cute baby.

Yang Tang didn't know why the secret guards of the old man of King Jin were nearby but didn't come to help, anyway, he was a little angry, thinking that you are a pair of young men and women who want to be unfavorable to the cute baby because of the dispute of words, and they are really home.

Besides, people have a dog-legged side. For example, if a big leader encounters an incident, the leader is not good to come forward, and the people next to him will do it for him, and the leader will give some benefits to that person. It's the same in front of him, just a battle of words, the old man of King Jin is really not good at what to do with this pair of young men and women, if Yang Tang has a dog's leg and helps him get rid of the embarrassment in front of him, the old man will probably keep this matter in mind. After arriving, in case someone on the official face wanted to deal with Yang's father and Yang's mother or even him, Yang Tang didn't expect the old man of King Jin to protect their family, but just hoped that the official news could reach his ears through the King of Jin's mansion first, and he should be prepared.

Yang Tang, who had made up his mind, took the lead between the cute baby and the young woman, and clasped the other party's wrist, and said coldly: "What do you want to do?"

The young woman was obviously not good at stubble, so she was only slightly stunned, and then shouted: "Damn, grab my hand, what do you want to do? Isn't it a hooligan?" At the same time as the words fell, the young man who had not been too stubble also took three steps and two steps to Yang Tang's side, shouting: "Dare to eat my girlfriend's tofu, look for a fight!" As soon as the words fell, his slap had already thrown Yang Tang's cheek.

Hearing this, a hint of ridicule appeared at the corner of Yang Tang's mouth, and he suddenly swung his fist, relying only on his own physical fitness and [Birch Land Chonghong's innate divine power], the two fists of "Dong" and "Dong" smashed on the stomachs of young men and women without any pretense, and actually grabbed the two of them so that their entire bodies flew upside down, and they crossed a distance of six or seven meters in mid-air, just crossed the lake fence, and fell into the water.

The eyes of the people around him were straight, and all of them had expressions of disbelief. The cute baby is even more so, he has a small mouth slightly open, with a "ghost" expression, which is so cute that he doesn't want it.

"Ahem, ahem..."

"Ahem, cough, cough, ......"

Due to the heavy blow to the abdomen, the two choked on several mouthfuls of water before they could figure out the situation after falling into the water, and then began to stumble and shake their hands and feet in the water.

Seeing this, Mengwa was stunned for a moment, then took off her grandfather's thigh, trotted to the edge of the lake, pointed to the young man and woman who fell into the water, and said: "Oh~~ Soup chicken, soup chicken, what two soup chickens!"

When the old man of King Jin saw his grandson running to the lake, his face changed slightly, and he hurriedly chased after him, and when he passed by Yang Tang, he said happily: "Boy, well done, come to my place to eat later!"

Before Yang Tang could say that he had already eaten dinner, the old man of King Jin had already run over, chased after Mengwa, and hugged him.

Yang Tang had no choice but to follow, but found that the young man and woman who were knocked into the water by him appeared and disappeared in the lake, and when he saw that he was dying, he wanted to shout for help, after all, he just wanted to teach the two of them a lesson, not to kill them.

But just when Yang Tang had just unbuttoned a piece of clothing and didn't shout to save people, two of the secret service plainclothes hidden in the shadows had already jumped into the lake, and the soldiers divided into two ways, and quickly went around the side, grabbed the necks of the young men and women respectively, and dragged the two to the dry hill.

After another emergency rescue, the young man and woman finally vomited out the drowning object, and their breathing gradually became smoother, and they recovered a small life.

At this time, the old man of King Jin glanced at Yang Tang, Yang Tang understood, and quickly took advantage of the chaos of the people on the scene to slip away.

As for the pair of young men and women who have endured enough hardships, if they want to trouble Yang Tang afterwards, I am afraid it will be more difficult than ascending to the sky. After all, they didn't hurt their flesh and skin, they were still alive, even if they wanted to find a post-account, they would at most let Yang Tang make civil compensation. But what is the principle of civil compensation in our country, if there are no special circumstances, it is compensation according to the price.

For example, if a chair costs 200 yuan, and there is an invoice as evidence, and the chair A is completely damaged, then the price will be 200 to compensate, and if the chair can be repaired and can continue to be used, then the parties can coordinate a compensation price, and the price shall not be greater than 200.

Compared with civil compensation for injuries that do not constitute a criminal offense, medical expenses, nursing expenses, medical expenses, nutrition expenses, and lost work expenses during the period of hospitalization of the injured person...... These are all detailed provisions in the legal provisions, so it is easy to determine and clarify, and for moral damages, due to the lack of clarity, the laws of our country do not support this kind of compensation in principle.

Because of this, the old man of King Jin, the melon-eating crowd on the side, and the special service plainclothes people watched, even if the young men and women who couldn't die had the opportunity to have the impulse to talk to Yang Tang, Yang Tang could send them away at any time with some money.

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Back at the Xia Gong Mansion and into the house, Yang Tang just threw the bicycle on the balcony and was about to take a bath, when the phone from the old man of King Jin chased over.

"Haha, Tang boy, thanks to you today, you spoke for me, otherwise those two young people would have to see blood!"

Yang Tang originally wanted to say, "Be angry for you, should, should", but when the words came to his mouth, he heard the word "see blood", and he was a little puzzled: "Those two young people are very inflated when they talk, but you are always angry and you will not bully the small with the big, let the special service deal with them, right?"

"Hehe, the secret service is just my guard, let them take the initiative to attack, of course they won't, but what if those two things that don't know how to live and die touch (attack) me or my grandson?

Yang Tang was stunned when he heard this, and he did a long time to stop the young woman from pulling the ears of the cute baby, and it was a trap designed by the old man of King Jin, so he couldn't help but laugh and said: "Dare to love you always come to Xingshi to ask for guilt?"

"It's not enough to ask for guilt, after all, it's better to teach those two bastards who are outrageous without blood, it's better to see blood!" sighed the old man of King Jin.

Yang Tang heard what King Jin said, and couldn't help but be surprised: "Isn't it, old man, do you still care about this?"

"In life, who can live without scruples?" The old man of King Jin sighed casually, and immediately changed the topic and said: "I heard Zhu Xian say, can you come to my house to watch the show during the Dragon Boat Festival in two days?"

"That's right, my parents will come with me, and ...... then"

"It's rare, no matter what, this king will continue. The old man of King Jin said happily, "By the way, there should be a lot of people in this palace on the day of the Dragon Boat Festival, do you need to send a car to pick up your family from the palace?"

"That's a good dare, save time and trouble!" Yang Tang hurriedly agreed.

"But the special car in this palace is not cheap, you have to exchange the banner for ......"

Yang Tang raised his eyebrows and said, "What word?"

"Hundred Longevity Map..."

"Impossible!"

"I know it's impossible, but you kid is also picky, don't you just paint a picture of "Hundred Longevity", if you don't bring life to death, you won't take it!"

"Dragon Boat Festival poems? Okay, I'll search on the Internet and copy a poem for you. "Yang Tang has no heart and no lungs.

"Copy a poem? No, it has to be a poem written by yourself!" The old man of King Jin was anxious.

"Just take a special car from your palace to pick it up, and you want to change my poems and my words?" Yang Tang said a little hesitantly, "Why?

"Stinky boy, are you exposing my scars?" said the old man of King Jin with a feigned anger.

Yang Tang didn't eat him at all, but just said hard: "It's either poetry or words, you choose!"

"I think it's both...... It's a big deal that I've given you a few new watches that I have received recently, I haven't worn them once!" said the old man of King Jin coquettishly, "Plus send a special car, this is enough, right?"

"Hmm......" Yang Tang was still groaning, but he was already moved. After all, no matter how good the calligraphy and poetry are, they have to be replaced by money to reflect its value, isn't it? If it is hung on the wall of your house with a shriveled heart, even if a hundred guests have seen it, they all say that it is worth a lot of money, but in fact it is similar to the Ruyao dog food bowl thrown on the side of the road.

No matter how famous the calligraphy and painting are, the famous antiques are just things that cannot be eaten and drunk, and they are not used for earthquake relief and sacrifice to the temple.

"Well, at most, I'll give you the McLaren P1 I received yesterday, it's worth more than two million (US dollars)!"

Yang Tang then got off the donkey and said, "There is no limit to the length of the poem, right?"

"It's not limited, but you can't be less than five words or four sentences, right?" said the old man of King Jin.

"Okay, I'll write you a piece on the day of the Dragon Boat Festival. ”

"Ouch~~ That's really good!" The old man of King Jin couldn't help but be overjoyed, "Don't worry, a four-piece watch and a McLaren P1 are indispensable for you, well, there is also a special car to pick you up!"

"Okay, okay, I'll hang up first, I have to take a bath!" After that, Yang Tang didn't wait for the old man of King Jin to say anything more before he squeezed the phone.

Taking off the Bluetooth and resting it on the changing room shelf with a floor-to-ceiling mirror and a washstand, Yang Tang took off his essence while humming "Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat", and was about to turn into the bathroom inside, but the Bluetooth sounded a piercing alarm.

Yang Tang hurriedly picked it up and answered: "Hey, is it the queen of red? What's wrong, you need to pull the alarm so seriously?"

The red queen said: "Master, maybe you need a computer screen so that I can play the surveillance video......"

"No, you just talk about it!"

"The matter is actually very simple, Kuai Rou touched your villa and tried to unlock the electronic door lock twice, but the result ended in failure, she didn't dare to try the third time, and decisively withdrew!"

"Kuai Rou?!" Yang Tang was stunned for a moment, and immediately realized that Kuai Rou was the heroic senior sister and also Chun Yulian's daughter, "How did she know that I lived in Lvye Villa?"

"Will anyone tell her?" reminded the Red Queen.

"Yes, Xia Miaowei!" Yang Tang instantly thought of this beautiful female neighbor, she had a pretty good relationship with Kuai Rou, "Maybe my previous electronic door lock code has been seen by Xia Miaowei, and then told Kuai Rou to let her go out ......"

I have to say that Yang Tang's reasoning guessed the facts, and Kuairou was really invited by Xia Miaowei, but unfortunately these two girls were not secret, and in the end, they were clearly investigated by the Red Queen.

"Master, do you want to give Kuairou and Xia Miaowei a little color?"

"No, the time is not right now!" Yang Tang casually rejected the Red Queen's suggestion, "I want to see what Chun Yulian's mother and daughter want to do!"

"Then do you want to lure the snake into the hole?" Red Queen continued to suggest.

"How do you lure a snake into a hole?"

"It's very simple, let Xia Miaowei find the password again, this time we won't change the password, wait for her to come!"

Yang Tang's eyes lit up and praised: "This idea is good, once you break into my house and get caught, then she can't help but have the final say, hehehehehe!"

At the same time, the Xia family, Xia Miaowei's boudoir.

"How's it going?" Xia Miaowei asked with excitement on her face.

Kuairou pouted and shrugged her shoulders, sat down on the sofa, and sighed: "That guy's door lock code has been changed, I tried twice and couldn't open the door, so I didn't dare to try again." ”

"Then why don't you try a few more times?" Xia Miaowei was a little anxious.

"The door lock of my house is the same as Yang Tang's house, and the password is locked by mistake three times in a row!" Kuai Rou explained, "If that's the case, won't you and me be exposed?"

"That's right, so what now?" Xia Miaowei asked.

"It's okay, anyway, now that it's summer vacation, I'll live with you, and I'll spend time with him. Kuai Rou said ruthlessly, "I don't believe it yet, just his villa, it's solid!"

Xia Miaowei was stunned and said, "Then I can't buy you a bed back?"

"No, I'll just lay on the floor!" "Kuai Rou is obviously more bold, belonging to the type of female man, "Eh~~ By the way, the tree you told me about, is it really that terrible?

"Nonsense! That tree is in the woods, I don't believe it and look at it myself!" Xia Miaowei said angrily, "I need to lie to you!"

"I've been in that forest, it's deep, it's easy to get lost, so it's better for you to take me with you!"

"Okay, okay, I'll call the female bodyguards at that time and go together!" Speaking of this, Xia Miaowei still regretted it a little, "Last time my mobile phone ran out of battery, the bodyguards who came to find me brought walkie-talkies and professional tools, and they didn't bring their mobile phones, otherwise I would have taken a photo for you to enjoy." ”

"It's okay, it's the same when you go into the forest tomorrow!"

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