In ancient times, Wuzhao Temple was originally located in the north of Mengmang County, and was gradually incorporated into the city due to the expansion of the city. Thanks to the rapid development of the tourism industry after the reform and opening up and the whimsy of a county party secretary, Wuzhao Temple has also expanded again and again with the increase of tourists, and has been included in the category of national 4A-level scenic spots in previous years, and ticket prices have naturally risen. However, the Chinese people have always had the traditional idea of "poor families are rich", and the 100 yuan of money tickets should be contributed to the incense money of the Buddha and Bodhisattva. It is said that the monks in the temple used to make a lot of money, but since they were managed by the civil administration and the scenic area, the life of the monks in the temple has not been as good as day by day.

These news were all heard by Li Yundao when he asked for incense in a small shop less than 100 meters away from Wuzhao Temple, and the cost was nothing more than a cigarette. Xia Chu followed behind Li Yundao, and when he was leaving, he heard the owner of the incense candle shop say: "Little brother, help your sister to ask for marriage, although the monk of Wuzhao Temple is not kind, but he is very bright when he asks for marriage!"

Hearing this, the eldest girl suddenly turned red, and when she walked towards Wuzhao Temple, Li Yundao looked back at Xia Chu and said with a smile: "The boss is right, if you come, you will be safe, and the incense will be invited, so don't waste it." ”

After checking the ticket and entering the legendary "replica of Chongsheng Temple", Li Yundao couldn't help but be shocked - the person who presided over the expansion of this temple was too simple and rude, and almost wanted to "copy" the essence of all the well-known Buddha holy places in the country into this Wuzhao Temple, and finally made this temple a little nondescript, but the temple that should have been solemn and solemn had a few more funny things that made people laugh and cry.

"This is the Dapeng Golden Bird of Chongsheng Temple, this is the Five Hundred Arhat Hall held by Lingyin, this is the Southern Tang Relic Pagoda of Qixia Temple, and this is the Bronze Floating Tomb of Famen Temple......" Li Yundao looked at these familiar buildings, and couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded, "You have to use your brains for this plagiarism......

"Boss, do you think this Wuzhao Temple is weird?" Xia Chu whispered while looking around vigilantly, "From the time we came in just now, we haven't seen a single monk. ”

Li Yundao also felt quite strange, can a temple without monks still be called a temple? Patiently, he went around the temple with Xia Chu, except for the deeper Dabei Building, which hung a sign saying "Tourists Stop" because of a fire a few days ago, the rest of the Chinese Buddhist scriptures were mixed together like a big stew in the northeast.

The two of them went around in a circle, and then returned to the wooden plaque that read "Tourists Stop", Li Yundao was about to lean forward to take a look, when he suddenly heard a voice shouting: "What are you doing?

The one who spoke was a fat-headed and big-eared monk, looking about forty years old, standing behind a wooden window, looking at Li Yundao and the two with a wary face, and in the bowl in front of him was a chicken leg that had only been gnawed twice, and the oil stains on his hands and mouth had not yet had time to wipe off.

Li Yundao said with a smile: "The great monk has such an appetite!"

The fat monk heard Li Yundao's sarcasm, snorted and sneered: "I'm on the night shift today, so I shouldn't be on duty at this time!"

Li Yundao was obviously stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing, it seems that the monks of Wuzhao Temple are divided into morning and evening shifts, and they escape into the empty door when they go to work, and they will return to the vulgar immediately after work, but it is really similar to many temples in China that sell dog meat with sheep's heads.

"The master is from northern Hebei. Li Yundao said with a smile, in fact, it was too much to say, and the fat monk spoke very neatly in northern Hebei.

The fat monk was stunned for a moment and said, "How do you know?"

Li Yundao glanced at the fat monk carefully, and said with a smile: "The master is worried about some things these days!"

The fat monk was stunned again: "You know this?"

Li Yundao took one hand behind him, and pinched the air with the other: "Great monk, I almost suffered a catastrophe a few days ago, well, the signs of this dark cloud convergence have not disappeared, and there will be a bloody disaster in the near future!"

When the fat monk heard this, his mouth opened into an "O" shape, and he hurriedly moved the table that was blocking his fat belly away, and quickly shook out the small door on one side: "Master, do you know how to read faces?"

Xia Chu on the side snickered in his heart, this monk looked like an imposter at first glance, otherwise he would have been stunned by the leader's three or two sentences.

Li Yundao shook his head with a smile and said, "I understand a little." It's just that when I was young, I met a Taoist priest surnamed Zhang on the mountain in Jiangxi, and passed on some of my methods of observing people and things and solving disasters.

The fat monk shook his head like a wave bulge: "I'm not a high monk, if it weren't for the fact that the conditions in this temple were not bad a few years ago, I wouldn't have come? Now that I have signed the contract, there are still three years, for the sake of paying five insurances and one housing fund, Lao Tzu endures it, otherwise Lao Tzu would have taken off this leather clothes and returned to his hometown in northern Hebei!"

Li Yundao pretended to be surprised and said: "The incense in this temple is so vigorous, why does the master want to go back to the north of Hebei?"

The fat monk waved his hand and said, "This incense is strong and it is my business, and I don't take a penny more." ”

Li Yundao was puzzled: "How do you say this?"

The fat monk hurriedly said: "Don't talk about these useless things, let's talk about it, when will I have the Bloody Light Disaster?"

Li Yundao looked at the sky and said, "I'm sorry, master, the secret of heaven must not be revealed!" He turned to Xia Chu and said, "Let's go!"

When the fat monk saw that he was really leaving, he immediately became anxious: "Don't go, you were right just now, this Great Compassion Building caught fire a few days ago, if I hadn't found it early, hey, this Wuzhao Temple would have burned down!"

Li Yundao pointed to the sign that said "Tourists Stop" and asked, "Is that the building inside?"

The fat monk nodded: "Yes, the fire is not small, but fortunately, it was extinguished later." ”

Li Yundao pretended to be sympathetic: "It's okay, it's okay, there are no casualties!"

The fat monk said: "This is not true, but I am afraid that this Great Compassion Building will be sealed for several years." ”

Li Yundao lowered his voice and asked in a low voice: "I heard that this Great Compassion Tower is dedicated to Guanyin Bodhisattva, and it is very bright to ask for marriage, I want to ask my sister for marriage, I don't know if the master can make it convenient?"

The fat monk made a bitter face: "This ...... This...... This tourist is not allowed to enter!"

"God knows you know I know, master, we won't lose a cent of incense money!"

"This ...... My Bloody Light Calamity ......" The fat monk looked a little tempted, lowered his voice and asked, "How do you have a solution to the disaster?"

"This ......" Li Yundao deliberately sold Guan Zi, and said lightly, "Since the master is inconvenient, then I won't be embarrassed, bother!"

As he spoke, Li Yundao was about to leave with Xia Chu, and when he turned around, he only took two steps when he heard the fat monk behind him shouting: "Ouch, sir, don't go, let's discuss!"

Li Yundao slowed down and turned around: "Don't embarrass the master!"

The fat monk came up and grabbed Li Yundao's arm: "Don't be embarrassed, don't be embarrassed, it's rare for you to worship the Buddha so piously, the Buddha and the Bodhisattva will naturally be very happy when they know it! Come on, follow me in, but be careful, the smell is still a little big, safety first!"

Li Yundao and Xia Chu glanced at each other, and Xia Chu hurriedly said, "Thank you, master, now I can have a good marriage!"

The fat monk scratched his bald head, loosened the fence and put the two of them in, and then said while leading the way in front: "Female donor, you look like Guanyin Bodhisattva, how can you not find a boyfriend?"

Li Yundao smiled bitterly and said nothing, this guy is really a drunken and meat monk, he actually dared to joke about the Bodhisattva's words, and he said "Amitabha Buddha" twice in his heart, which can be regarded as a confession to the Bodhisattva.

Walk about twenty or thirty meters inside, then enter an open courtyard, the southwest unique green plants are shady, the only eye-catching is the black hall that is facing the courtyard, the "Great Compassion Palace" plaque above the temple door and the couplets on the left and right door posts are burned to a scorched paste, can only vaguely see a few words that are not superior dragon flying phoenix dance in the meantime.

Li Yundao said with a look of pity, "Such a good hall, this one, I don't know how much less incense money you will have!"

The fat monk dug his nostrils, and he looked raunchy: "Anyway, we can't get this incense money if you give it." ”

"Can't get it? why?" Li Yundao was puzzled.

"It's all back to the scenic spot! It turned out to be fifty-fifty shares, and now there are new regulations, all the money belongs to the scenic spot, how much money we get in the temple, and we have to look at the faces of the leaders of the scenic spot, people are in a good mood to pull out more money, and if they are in a bad mood, hehe, just wait to drink the northwest wind!"

Li Yundao smiled: "Isn't this a set of practices in the agency?"

The fat monk said: "So, many people have left, and now there are few monks in this temple, most of them are people sent by the scenic spot to station here." Collect tickets every day and count incense money. ”

"By the way, the Great Compassion Hall is not leaning on the restaurant, and there is no open flame, how can it catch fire?" Li Yundao asked puzzled.

"I don't know about this, I think, it must be the Bodhisattva who sees those people as too evil, so he wants to send fire from the sky!" The fat monk looked at the scorched black wall pillars, and also showed a distressed expression, "It is said that when this hall was built, it cost the old cow's nose money, and now it is said that it will be burned, alas, I don't know if it was really angered by the Bodhisattva!"

"Can you go in and pay a respect?" Li Yundao looked at the fat monk with a smile, "Since you are here, we still have to express our piety, worship Guanyin Bodhisattva in the courtyard, I am afraid that the Bodhisattva will be angry and rain down the sky again!"

The fat monk was stunned for a moment, gritted his teeth, and seemed to have made some great decision: "Go, go, I'll go and watch in the aisle, and come out quickly after you are done!"

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