"Conquered by you like this, drink the poisonous ...... you have hidden"

Eight men with blue noses and swollen faces knelt in the living room, singing "Conquest" like a wolf howling, and six little ladies knelt behind to sing, each wearing only underwear, but suddenly someone had a nosebleed, and directly blew out a blood-colored snot bubble, which immediately made the leading skinny monkey laugh out loud.

"You still dare to laugh, don't you ...... convinced?"

Qin Shan picked up an electric baton and stabbed it on the other party's waist, and the electric skinny monkey fell to the ground and screamed, but after the electricity was over, he cried again: "Sister! I have sung three times and conquered, what else is not convinced, do you look at me unpleasantly, I cry and you elect me, I laugh and you also elect me, I let you electricity out!"

"Hahaha......"

Xia Buer on the sofa patted his legs and laughed, the skinny monkey was really by Qin Shan, and a large piece of wet yellow on his flower pants was wet, and this kid had already been beaten into panda eyes by Qin Shan, and he was stuffed with two paper balls to block nosebleeds, and his miserable appearance really made him laugh.

"Say, which gang are you from, and why did you come here......

Qin Shan couldn't help but smile and sat next to Xia Buer, but the skinny monkey hurriedly got up and waved his hand and said: "Big brother and sister! We are not the underworld, we are engaged in a rural song and dance troupe, specializing in performing for red and white ceremonies, we are basically relatives, I still have ID cards and business cards in my bag, absolutely good citizens!"

"Where do you live and who is the boss......

Qin Shan got up and took their backpacks, and poured the contents of the bags on the ground one by one, who knew that the skinny monkey scratched his ears and cheeks and said: "What does the gathering place mean, we live in a brewery in the old city, and every month everyone takes turns to come out to find supplies, and we happened to find this today!"

"Haven't you been out of town in the past five years......

Xia Buer looked at them in surprise, and the other party shook his head and said: "No, there are too many living corpses in the city, we were digging tunnels to find food at first, and then we started to drill sewers, this time we have been trapped in the garment factory for more than half a month, if it weren't for the living corpses being led away by artillery today, we are afraid that we will starve to death!"

"What kind of artillery fight, that's ...... we are putting guns"

Qin Shan rolled their eyes, almost all of these people's bags were food and medicine, and the weapons were all cold weapons, but the skinny monkey was pleasantly surprised: "Big brother, we haven't seen outsiders for several years, we thought that all the people outside were dead, are there many of you there?"

Xia Buer said indifferently: "Not much, seven or eight hundred people, but there are still many large and small gangs outside, but once you are caught, you will be a man killing a woman, or a slave or a maid, even if it is a corpse, it will be brought back to be cooked and eaten!"

"Hiss~ still eating people......"

A group of survivors immediately gasped, and the skinny monkey stammered, "That'...... Then let's not mess with you, cannibalism is too terrible, big brother and sister! let us go, there are still children waiting for us at home, if we don't go back, they will starve to death!"

"You're lying......"

Qin Shan suddenly threw down the bag and said: "You even brought a lot of sanitary napkins, but you didn't take a child's things, and do you need to bring so many women as a burden to engage in supplies, if you are not running away, I will write your name upside down!"

"Big sister, you used to be a police officer......

The skinny monkey actually said without changing his face: "We are indeed running away, because we fell out with the people in the factory, and they kicked us out, but I, Chen Sanjia, can swear to God that we have never done anything bad......"

"Chen Sanjia, is your nickname Sanmao......?"

Xia Buer suddenly stood up in surprise, Chen Sanjia nodded in shock, Xia Buer immediately helped him up, and said with a wry smile: "Get up! My dad is Xia Mingliang from Hangzhou, I am Xia Buer, when we were children, we fell into the river together, do you remember?"

"You... You're not going to be my little grandfather......"

Chen Sanjia looked at him in disbelief, and Xia Buer smiled at the surprised Qin Shan: "Chen Sanjia is a relative of my grandmother, my grandmother's family is a big family, he has to call me grandpa according to generation, but we haven't been in touch for many years, if it weren't for his special name, I would definitely not remember him!"

"Yes, yes, my name was given to me when my father was in a hurry, when he saw the signboard of a tertiary hospital, little grandpa! We are all your relatives, it's great to see you......

Chen Sanjia hugged him excitedly, and the others also hugged him in surprise, Xia Buer said with some embarrassment: "I'm sorry! Bai let you take this beating, you hurry up and go to the opposite side with me, we still have a lot of people, we won't let you be bullied!"

"It's okay, it's okay, we're thick-skinned, it's okay to beat ......"

Chen Sanjia waved his hands with his eyebrows, and hurriedly took everyone to get dressed and pack up their things, and when they went out happily, they were immediately shocked, the heavy infantry chariot was blocked at the gate, and after getting into the car, it was loaded with a lot of guns and ammunition, and even several bazookas.

"What the hell are you doing, why are there so many arms......

Chen Sanjia got into the cockpit with a frightened face, but Xia Buer said: "Don't call me grandpa, just call me my second son with my family, these arms are all used by us to protect ourselves, now the world is chaotic, you can't do it without guns, by the way! Why did you fall out with the people in the brewery?"

"Hi~ It's all trivial......"

Chen Sanjia took out a cigarette and handed it to him, and said angrily: "We have a total of more than 100 people, only we are not from the brewery, they always gang up to bully us, so we hide the materials and enjoy them secretly, but we were found a few days ago, and we broke up after a fight!"

"If it's not a deep hatred, when we get to the brewery, you can take people out, it's not easy to live in the city......"

Xia Buer lit a cigarette and drove straight out, Chen Sanjia looked at him in surprise, but just as he wanted to say something, he saw a bright light in the distance, a huge bonfire had been lit in the school, and there were many vehicles transporting supplies inside, and the mountains of corpses at the school gate made him feel cold all over his body.

"My lord, it's time to eat......"

Xia Buer just parked the chariot on campus, and people passing by waved their hands to say hello, Xia Buer got out of the car and led Chen Sanjia and the others to the cafeteria, but Chen Sanjia immediately noticed that something was wrong, and said in surprise: "Little grandpa! Why do they call you an adult, are you an official here?"

"It's the leader, but it's only temporary, I'll leave ...... after a while"

Xia Buer walked into the cafeteria with a smile, Chen Sanjia and they must have never heard of his name, but after everyone happily poured into the cafeteria, the respectful attitude simply shocked them, they didn't expect that their young distant relatives would be such awesome and coaxing.

"Everyone, be quiet......"

Xia Buer patted Chen Sanjia's shoulder and smiled: "It's really a coincidence, I met a few relatives of my family in the villa area opposite, and this is the first time they have gone out of the city.

I don't understand a lot of things and rules, so I'll help popularize science later, Sanjia!

"Hello everyone! My name is Chen Sanjia, I am twenty-six this year, and I am an unmarried young man with no bad habits......

Chen Sanjia immediately stood up to introduce himself, but Qin Shan called Xia Buer aside and said in a low voice: "Second brother, do you think that things are too coincidental, we just met your relatives here, or a bunch of Xiaobai who don't understand anything, could it be that someone deliberately arranged it in secret?"

Xia Buer smiled and said: "If it was a year ago, I would definitely be the same as you think, but now I believe that it is a kind of fate, even if it is deliberately arranged by others, just like when I meet you, a blood drop who is about to despair, this is all fate, it is not accidental!"

"You're really talking more and more esoteric now, do I want to be a monk......

Qin Shan hugged her arms and looked at him angrily, but after Xia Buer smiled and left, she still stood in place and fell into deep thought, the more she thought about it, the more she felt that Xia Buer's words made sense, they were constantly sent to Xia Buer's side, saying that it was a coincidence was more like fate, maybe it was to help him complete the unfinished mission.

The lively celebration banquet soon began, Chen Sanjia and others were not from the village song and dance troupe, and took out a set of vulgar performances on red and white ceremonies, which immediately pushed the atmosphere to a climax.

"Little grandpa, I toast you......"

Chen Sanjia sat down beside Xia Buer, raised his head and drank a large glass of beer, and then squirmed: "You girls are too open, all of them took the initiative to ask for an appointment with me, I just came to figure out the situation, I ...... Can I make an appointment with this cannon?"

"You can make an appointment if you want, just take hygiene measures, some girls are not clean......"

Xia Buer smiled at him playfully, but before the words fell, he heard a muffled sound of "dong", as if something had exploded, and soon a sentry ran in and shouted: "My lord, someone is bombing our detention center, do you want to go over and take a look?"

"Look at what, the supplies and people have been transported, don't you want to give up those few green vegetables......

Xia Buer casually walked outside the cafeteria, the enemy fired two cannons and stopped, there was a mountain between them and the detention center, and they could only see the raging flames burning behind the mountain, but Wulong ran over and said, "Everything is ready as you said, but what if they don't go up the mountain?"

"They can hear without going up the mountain, and they are not deaf......"

Xia Buer leaned lazily on the door frame, and soon heard a shout from the opposite mountain, and someone was shouting with a megaphone: "Friends come with good wine, jackals come with cannonballs, if you want to be friends, come to the technician academy, a large number of cheap materials are waiting for you to exchange, if you want to be an enemy, continue to fight!"

"Knock knock~"

Two explosions suddenly came from behind the mountain, it was their people firing mortars into the open space, but after waiting for a long time, they didn't hear the enemy fire back, and Wulong said excitedly: "Second brother, you are so godly, you have calculated all the enemy's actions, and it is not bad at all!"

The others also excitedly said: "At first, we didn't understand why we moved, but now we finally understand that if the enemy wants to attack us, we must break through the hill of the detention center, and the mountain is our best barrier!"

Xia Buer said with a smile: "It's just a group of gutless bandits, if you instigate him, you will be fierce, if you are fierce, he will be instigated, okay! Everyone continue to sing and dance, and prepare to open the door for business tomorrow!"

。 Nine Heavenly God Emperors