The cadres in the county can play the score,

Fertilizer bags make clothes.

The front is sulfur ammonia,

Behind it is urea.

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Big cadres

Small cadres

One material trouser per person

Former Japan

After urea

Clip a percentage in the crotch

There are black ones

There are blue ones

There are no members

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Cadres see cadres,

Bibi pants,

In front of us is Japan,

The back of the head is urea.

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big cadres,

small cadres,

They are all dressed in white cloth,

In front of me is Japan,

The back of the head is urea.

After listening to these jokes, I felt sour in my heart, and I felt a little bittersweet and sweet. However, I have been wearing it for more than half a year, and I really haven't seen anyone wearing this legendary urea pants.

The lunch meal is white flour steamed buns and pork stewed winter melon, full of two large dustpan steamed buns, specially arranged for the "little old mother" to stew a large pot of dishes, not limited to one person and one bowl, add at will after eating.

Although there were a lot of dishes left in the pot, none of them went to add some dishes, and they still went to add some dishes under the repeated urging of Uncle Youyou.

The next day was pork stew with potatoes and a lot of kidney beans and green peppers. It's a bit like the messy stew in the Northeast, everyone says it's delicious, and it's worth it than sitting on a table.

Potatoes are not produced here, they are brought from other places, and only in the city do they sell potatoes. Rural people generally can't eat it, but whoever has a happy and bad thing, sometimes there will be vinegared shredded potatoes on the table.

On the third day, there was no meat, and there was meat in the leisurely space, but there was no suitable reason to take it out. Grandma made braised eggplant in oil by herself, and everyone said that they had never eaten this eggplant, which was so fragrant.

In early September, the sixth set was the market day, and my grandmother drove the donkey cart to it early in the morning. When I entered the food station, I asked the stationmaster for meat, but the stationmaster quit. "Old Han, your nephew just bought it, why do you want it, I gave him almost twenty catties. ”

Grandma grinded for him, "You only sell meat once in five days, so I don't have to put it in more." ”

"Okay, let Master Wang chop you another ten catties. After that, he shouted loudly: "Master Wang, cut ten catties of meat for Lao Han, this time her family builds a house, you cut a piece of fat, don't give her the tip of her buttocks." ”

"Got it. Master Wang smiled and took out a piece of fat left from under the meat case. "I'll keep it for you, eighteen pounds. ”

Grandma took the meat and handed him a pack of cigarettes from the front door, and Master Wang took it happily: "It's still a high-grade cigarette wrapped in tin foil." ”

Now in late autumn, there are not many greens in the market, and my grandmother has bought a lot of winter melons and eggplants. Since everyone is willing to eat eggplant stewed in oil, there is soybean oil in the space, so I will make it for everyone to eat. You can't get the meat out, you only have the idea to make everyone eat better.

When the two returned home, Uncle Yuan Chao and Aunt Katsuo were there. They not only sent pork, but also ten catties of soybean oil and two catties of sesame oil.

When Aunt Katsuo saw Grandma, she said, "Auntie, we have to go to work, and we can't help you at home." What else do you use, tell us, and we'll do it for you. ”

Grandma took her hand: "Shengnan, you meat and oil will help my aunt a lot, and your two sisters-in-law are busy at home." Your sister Wanying also attended classes and didn't work for a day. On the day of Shangliang, we will kill pigs, you all come back, let's have a lively day. ”

After the construction of the house began, you deeply realized the meaning of the phrase "if you are not in harmony with others, persuade people to build a house".

There are so many trivial things to build a house, I originally thought that the preparation was complete enough, but there is still a lack of this and that, and there will be people shouting for this and that.

Yoyo's father and patriotic uncle were instructed by people to make the group go around, running back and forth between the homestead and the field house, and calling grandma when they couldn't find it. The thing was bought by my grandmother, and she knew it was there.

Grandma instructed Yoyo to find it, and Yoyo went in and pulled it with both hands, and he was sure to find out, but it was actually taken out of the space.

Later, the patriotic uncle simply looked for Youyou directly, and kept boasting: "I have a good memory, sharp eyes, and sensible, and I know how to help adults." "I'm afraid that the instruct is diligent, delaying and playing, and annoying her not to help find things.

The house was built quickly, and it only took ten days, and the house should be put on the beam on September 12.

Early in the morning, Han Dao and the two came to Youyou's house to help kill the pig. After killing, the following scales were passed, and the meat alone was more than 180 catties.

When the beam was put up, the grandfather personally lit the firecrackers, and in the crackling sound of firecrackers, the beams were erected. Although in this special era, people's congratulations are still in the same old style. "Shangliang Daji", "Great Fortune", "Great Wealth", "Auspicious Star", "Blessed Land Chengxiang". One by one, shouting louder than the other, like a game.

At noon, 12 tables were set up, each table was four cold, six hot and ten dishes, and two pots of stew. Grandma asked the people on the stove to make all the meat, mainly meat dishes, since the pig was killed, let everyone have a good time.

The four cold dishes are: pork ears and cucumbers, pork liver and noodles, pig's head meat mixed with white fungus, and belly shreds mixed with vermicelli.

The six hot dishes are: braised pork, boiled white pork, dry-fried tenderloin, plum cabbage button pork, Sixi meatballs, and stir-fried large intestine with green peppers.

The stews are: stewed tofu with pig's blood, stewed winter melon with pork ribs.

There were two bottles of wine per table, and everyone ate and drank. Grandpa and Dad didn't finish their words of thanks, but everyone held wine bowls to toast them.

One by one, the incense was attached, and the monkey and the watermelon were turned out, and I thought of helping people when building a house, who knew that the food managed by the Youyou family was better than the New Year.

The third uncle and Aunt Shengnan came with the children, although they didn't help much, they happily played for a day, and after dinner, Zhibin didn't want to leave.

Then it was two more busy days, and the yard was basically finished. The walls of the courtyard were erected, and the floor of the courtyard was paved with eight bricks. The pigsty and toilets in the backyard are made of bricks, and even the back and west of the house are built with leftover bricks, so that there is no fear of heavy rain washing the house foundation.

All that remains is to paint the doors and windows, a set of sixteen rooms in the courtyard, a total of twelve days, the efficiency is really high.

The five halls of the Yoyo family, although there is a door open to the hall in the middle. The others are all single rooms, but they all have side doors that open to the living room.

The two rooms on the north side of the east wing are through rooms, and the one on the south side is a single room. The west wing rooms are all single rooms, the middle is the kitchen, there are two stoves in it, and the stove is made of glazed bricks, which is smooth and clean.

The easternmost one of the south houses is the main gate, which is wider and taller than the four houses on the west side. It's convenient to open to traffic in the future, but you won't say it now. The remaining four rooms were built into two enclosures, with doors inside and out. The two rooms on the east side are lined with counters, and the outside of the counters are all stained with glazed tiles, ready to be used as consignment points. The two rooms on the west side are health rooms, which will be convenient for Dad in the future.