Chapter 4: Routines!

(cough~~~~ The male protagonist began to flirt with the female protagonist!)

Ye Feifei suddenly wanted to find a trash can!

- Hurry up, send it quickly, my sister is about to throw up, it's too late!!

She said unceremoniously: "Air freshener, of course sister knows, families with a little taste will have it, but sister has only heard of jasmine, lily and other types of air fresheners, what the hell is the temptation of this heaven?......! Are you sure you are born and raised on the earth?! As far as my sister knows, although the earth sometimes has genetic mutations to produce strange things, but it will not mutate like you, and my sister tells you that Martians can't read your species! So, even the Martian madhouse won't accept you, how pitiful do you say?!"

- This damn little white face is disgusting!

Hua Yunliang on the other side heard this, his face did not change red, put on a helpless expression, and said: "This is a special thing for men, isn't it the focus of taste......?

As he spoke, he casually threw the box on the shoe rack, and deliberately exhaled a little weakly!

- Phew, this disgusting thing, you have to put it in your mouth!

Ye Feifei swept her eyes and found that there were such boxes scattered all around the house, no wonder the room was so fragrant and so heavy!

Ye Feifei frowned, and silently walked to the middle, away from the thing that had some body lotion!

"Oops......" Seeing this, the little white face glanced at her, lying on the sofa casually, propping his head on the pillow covered with dirty clothes, and continued to tease Ye Feifei, "White Lotus, tell me, what will you do?"

Ye Feifei looked indifferent, squinted with disdain, and didn't say a word!

However, some people are always blind and can't see other people's faces clearly: "Why don't you sing a song and listen to it......! Uncle is so kind to take in you who were going to sleep on the streets, you can't live in vain, you say, how to repay it?"

- Bubble Girl Step 2: Molestation......! Ongoing!

Ye Feifei half-covered her eyelids and continued to be indifferent!

"You can't sing, when you sing, you're scared to death by crying ghosts and wolves?" ......he continued to tease casually, "or you can make a promise, I don't mind!"

Is it tolerable or unbearable?!

Ye Feifei finally couldn't hold back any longer, decisively grabbed the broom not far away, and walked towards Hua Yunliang!

- Come on, kill you!

Although Ye Feifei has been hungry all day, it stands to reason that she shouldn't have any strength, but she doesn't know why she suddenly walked so fast at this moment, Hua Yunliang's face on the sofa changed rapidly, no, this sofa is against the wall, and she can't hide!

The broom he took to brush the toilet this morning, and forgot to wash it, although it didn't hurt, but it was very dirty, Ye Feifei was unceremoniously, probably because the power of the flood broke out, it was as ruthless as a strong woman, and suddenly beat Hua Yunliang to the ground!

"Hey...... You crazy woman, I kindly took you in, you don't dare to be grateful, and you still beat me......?! Be careful I call the police...... No, it's useless to call the police, you have to call 120 and send you to a psychiatric hospital to ......"

- Drip ...... The task is overfulfilled and the system collapses!

The truth is always a profound proof: you can't live if you do your own evil!

Especially when you're dealing with a hungry tigress!

The broom that swept the toilet, I don't know why it hasn't dried, it's black and dirty, everywhere it goes, it's like a child's graffiti, the smell is unpleasant, the black water splashes everywhere, it's really unsightly!

- Ye Feifei, you are really enough!

At this time, a mobile phone ringtone came: Let's say loudly together, na, na, na~~ I can change the world and change myself...... (Leehom Wang's "Change Yourself")

Xiao Bai took the mobile phone with a sad face, and said embarrassedly: "The call is coming...... Phone...... Phone ......"

The tigress finally threw the broom!

Hua Yunliang let out a long breath like a long breath for the rest of his life after the catastrophe, and looked towards the mobile phone, it turned out to be a call from his good buddy Xiaopang!

- It's really worthy of being a brother, the critical moment is too timely!

"Hey...... Chubby, what are you doing?"

The little white face was talking nonsense on the phone, driving a car, talking about the uncle or something, it was really cool, much cooler than flirting with Ye Feifei!

However, when his eyes inadvertently swept to Ye Feifei, the world was banned for 5 seconds again!

Because, he saw Ye Feifei unceremoniously opened his refrigerator, moved all the shredded squid, chili sauce, hot pot base and beer on the ground on the outermost, and then picked hard inside, and all the edible things in the refrigerator were moved out by her, and she didn't let go of the ice layer, and then, she sat directly on the ground and started the crazy sweeping mode!

The call continued, but the little white face's words were obviously much duller!

Ye Feifei sat in a pile of things, grabbed them casually, whether she knew them or not, she would open them all if she looked like she could eat!

For example: The Japanese food he just bought - live octopus! Ye Feifei probably hadn't seen it, it was written that it could be eaten directly, so she opened it, stretched out her mouth and took a bite, of course, she spit it out all without accident, and then threw everything in her hand towards the trash can, but if she didn't throw it accurately, the raw octopus dishes were all thrown on Hua Yunliang's face!

For another example, Ye Feifei picked up a bottle she didn't recognize, it was actually a heavy medicinal wine, but the packaging looked like sparkling water, so Ye Feifei opened the lid and just took a sip...... Indescribable asked, Ye Feifei's uncomfortable tears kept pouring out! The next moment, she angrily turned the bottle upside down and poured all the remaining wine inside into the freshly torn bag next to her!

Hua Yunliang's phone call continued, but ......

- But my brother's heart is so broken, the medicinal wine was bought by my brother from a suburban villa for 6666, only 200ml, so expensive! Ye Feifei, you ruined girl!

- (covering his face and crying) Brother's heart is dripping blood!

That's it, no matter what it is, Ye Feifei has to take it apart and taste it, eat two bites if she likes it, and throw it away if she doesn't like it, you're not welcome at all!

Soon, Hua Yunliang's house, which was not very tidy, became a garbage heap!

- I can't bear it anymore!

Hua Yunliang finally hung up the phone, gritted his teeth and said, "Ye Feifei, brother asked you, why do you dismantle those you don't know?! Why don't you take apart the bag of kimchi and whole-wheat toast you have in your hand and eat it?

His face was strangely green, like fireflies gathered together!

- Tremble, earth! There is a fire in my brother's body, and there is nowhere to vent!