Chapter 149: Pig Brain

Looking at Zhou Min, who was chic and dignified, and Yushu was in the wind, Yang Xiuwen couldn't help but become a nymphomaniac, took out his mobile phone and took a photo of Zhou Min.

Xiaobao, who was walking in the front, thought he was filming him, and he posed beautifully, and his thin body was wearing a wide-sleeved shirt, which looked particularly funny.

Chang Teng couldn't help but be happy when he saw this, and stepped forward and said: "It's not Xiaobao, you said that just the image of the two of us, I am a servant and you are a scholar, how much money does your family have to spend to send you in?"

The director smiled: "You have changed into Song Dynasty costumes, so before you start time traveling, hand in all your modern belongings." ”

Chang Teng said reluctantly: "No need, why don't you confiscate things now that it's a reality show......"

At this time, Zhou Min suddenly saw a mobile phone screen exposed in Chang Teng's hat, and hurriedly said: "Brother Teng, the mobile phone in your hat is going to fall!"

Chang Teng was angry, and ran forward to poke at Zhou Min's chest: "You talk a lot!

Zhou Min hurriedly dodged away, and said with an innocent face: "I am kind enough to remind you!"

Chang Teng glanced at him, let out a long sigh, and then looked at the director next to him, and finally handed over the phone obediently.

The director nodded with satisfaction and said, "Now Zhou Min, who scored first in the exam just now, will choose the scholar first." ”

Zhou Min smiled and waved at Liu Qian, and then it was the turn of others to choose, Chang Teng was picked away by Zhang Jian, Hu Kexin chose Zhang Jiang, and finally Xiaobao and Yang Xiuwen were combined together, and a group of eight people strode into the academy.

Walking into the mountain gate, in front of you are a group performance dressed as several scholars, strolling around the academy with books.

The director's voice sounded at this time, and he introduced: "At the end of the Tang Dynasty, the official school declined, and the literati established a private academy, and in the Song Dynasty, the academy flourished, famous teachers gathered, and the imperial court began to allocate resources, and the academy gradually became a semi-civilian and semi-official educational organization. ”

Xiaobao and the others showed insightful expressions, and Chang Teng saw that Liu Qian also showed the same expression as them, and couldn't help but complain: "Liu Qian, aren't you a teacher, why don't you even know this?"

Liu Qian raised her eyebrows, revealing a natural expression: "I studied science, I don't know what's strange!"

Chang Teng looked at Zhou Min, who had a calm face: "Amin still studies music, so how does he know?"

Liu Qian was speechless, snorted angrily, and ran to grab Amin's arm: "This can only show that our family Amin is amazing!"

A few people walked into the academy with a smile, and four rows of children of elementary school age sat neatly in front of the bookcase, shaking their heads and reciting the three-character scripture.

"At the beginning of man, nature is good ......"

Xiaobao said with a nostalgic face: "Watching them study, I remembered when I was a child, but unfortunately I only dropped out of school in the second year of junior high school, I really envy them." ”

At this time, a teacher came out and shouted, "The mountain has grown!"

A group of elementary school students immediately got up and saluted with their hands: "The mountain is good!"

At this time, Zhang Li walked out of the house, dressed in a foreign suit, with a serious expression, looking very majestic.

The choreographer explained: "Shanchang is the title of the scholar of the academy in the past dynasties, which is equivalent to the president of a modern university. After the abolition of the imperial examination system, the seowon was renamed the school, and the title of the mountain chief was also abolished. ”

After the choreographer finished the introduction, a group of children left the stage one after another, and Zhang Li said to Zhou Min: "Are you new scholars, come on, come on, come forward!"

Zhou Min and the others walked forward and stood in the open space in front of the bookcase, Zhang Lixun said: "Everyone, you are about to become scholars of Qingfeng Academy, and the first thing you have to learn is to be quiet. Because this is a place to read quietly.

There is also a big taboo in the academy, you can't enter the female family. The state-owned law family has family rules, come, first expel this female relative from the academy. ”

When the words landed, two people dressed in nursing homes came up, and Liu Qian, who was dressed as a maid, walked out.

Zhou Min was stunned for a moment, frowned and said, "Liu Qian's salary has been given, do you really want to kick her out?

Chang Teng hurriedly grabbed him, and said with a smile on his face: "Amin, don't say a word, this is the test of variety shows!"

Zhang Li's cheeks twitched, he withdrew his gaze from Zhou Min, and coughed as a cover of embarrassment.

Liu Qian was carried out by two people, her dangling calves kept fluttering, struggling and shouting: "Let go of me, I will go by myself!"

The two nurses ignored her and lifted her out of the door on her toes.

At this time, the choreographer's voice sounded again: "In ancient times, women's education, except for the school set up in the palace, and the full-time teachers taught concubines and princesses, the rest were all private education by the family. ”

Liu Qian was thrown out of the academy all the way, looked at the closed gate of the academy, and complained bitterly: "There are obviously two girls inside!

"If you want to continue to experience the life of the academy, you have to find some way to turn yourself into a boy. ”

A voice sounded, Liu Qian looked at the choreographer behind her, and rolled her eyes and said, "Can I just put on men's clothes and go in?"

Seeing the choreographer nodding, Liu Qian couldn't help but show a sneer: "Can this be rare to live with others, but also to live with me?" stepped forward and grabbed a scholar who was about the same size as him, and said with a smile, "Big brother, you have a hard time doing group performances, do you want to act in a TV series, costume dramas and anti-Japanese war dramas are up to you, male number three!"

As long as you take off your clothes and give it to me, you can go to Tianyu Entertainment to report immediately, find Li Xiaoli, and report my name to Liu Qian, and you will definitely be allowed to play the male number three! If something goes wrong, you come back to me, and I can't run away anyway. ”

The group performer looked at Liu Qian's sincere smiling face, his heart was about to move, he hesitated for about two seconds, and immediately gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! I believe you!" As he spoke, he took off his clothes, and regardless of the arrangement of the program team, he ran in the direction of the bus barefoot.

The choreographer looked at the back of the group performance leaving with a black line, and couldn't say a word in his mouth.

If it's so real, he hasn't even said the content of the test!

But that's the male number three, if it were him, maybe he would be tempted......

After glancing at the somewhat confused choreographer, Liu Qian proudly hugged her clothes and went to the dressing room, and soon changed her clothes and came back, and met several other scholars who came out of the academy.

Liu Qian asked suspiciously, "Why did you all come out?"

Zhang Jiang himself is an artist of Tianyu Entertainment, and when he saw the new president asking, he hurriedly said: "Go and buy the Six Rites Bundle, a gift for ancient scholars to enter the academy." ”

Liu Qian showed a clear expression, and asked again, "What are the six rites?"

Chang Teng preemptively said: "Chicken, duck, fish, meat, celery, pig brains!"

Liu Qian couldn't help twitching the corners of her eyes after hearing this, and rolled her eyes to look at Chang Teng: "Do you think I look like a pig's brain?"

Chang Teng saw that he hadn't deceived Liu Qian, so he laughed and said: "It's not like, it's not like it at all, you are much smarter than Ah Min!"

At this time, the choreographer came over and explained: "Now the scholars are preparing for the entrance ceremony, and the scholars are going to the market to buy the six rites bundles, which are celery, lotus seeds, red beans, red dates, longan, and bacon, and you can go now." ”