Chapter 175: Confused
Could it be that the job of a father and mother is to be a janitor and a janitor.
"What kind of door, it's so magical? Don't let you go home during the New Year's holidays? Could it be the gate of the divine realm? Your boss's heart is so dark! Don't let me see him, I'll definitely give him two bullets on the head when I see him! You two should have resigned from this kind of work early. What a waste of youth! Mom!" Yi Xiaonian was very curious, and with twenty years of grudges, a series of questions and dissatisfactions, he vented them all at this time.
"There are a lot of people, what kind of door, what they call time and space, I can't remember. Your mom, I never cared about this. I'll go wherever your dad goes! I'll do whatever he does. Someone told us that once we gave birth to a baby, we had to keep the agreement to guard this door, or we wouldn't be able to give birth. Your dad is a brainkiller who has to listen to other people. I saw that your father was gone, so I followed. You and your daddy are my life!Hey, wait, I'm a little messed up in my head. I don't know the specifics of your mother, I have to ask your father!"
After saying it in a daze, he turned his face to look at Yi Feifei. Yi Feifei was washing his face and wiping his sweat.
Although Zige is also a beauty, she feels that her brain is not enough. Talking is the same as doing things, they are all confused, they have never left Yi Feifei, they are really like a shadow, and they even have to guard him at the door when they go to the toilet, as if she can't pass without Yi Feifei.
The words of the song were confused, and Yi Xiaonian was also confused.
I don't know what the space-time gate is.
Isn't that the gate of the Demon Realm?
Time travel: travel back and forth between past and present lives?
Why do you have a baby, and if you can't have a baby, you still have to negotiate conditions with others? Yi Xiaonian couldn't understand it even more, patted his head, and said:
"Mom, my mind is a little messy too. ”
But this must be a strange story, and the mystery can only be solved by Daddy!
At this time, Yi Feifei washed his face, walked over and sat down, ready to eat.
Yi Xiaonian stared at him suspiciously, he didn't expect his home to be so magical, you two elders really know how to pretend, you should reveal something today.
Yi Xiaonian and his father Yi Feifei still look seven or eight points similar, so Yi Xiaonian often sees his father's face as if he is looking at himself, and he has a kind of intimate feeling.
Yi Feifei didn't care about Yi Xiaonian's puzzled eyes, he casually picked up a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth, and suddenly noticed the demon elf on Yi Xiaonian's shoulder, and immediately smiled:
"You kid is in a witch! Haha! Beware of others chasing you!"
Yi Feifei and Yi Xiaonian are virtuous, they don't like to use chopsticks, they start to grasp at every turn, and they are really not a family, and they don't enter a family.
When he was young, he was also very frisky and chic, walking the rivers and lakes with a long bow, and he also met a beautiful self-song.
However, now in his early forties, his body has changed quite a lot, his face has more wrinkles, his skin is dark, mature and stable, and he has a little vicissitudes.
He has a full beard, vigorous hair, combed his big back hair, and his forehead is exposed, and he looks carefree.
Compared with his wife's self-song, it is completely different.
It's really incomparable, Zige's face can't see much change since Yi Xiaonian's memory.
Yi Xiaonian thought that he would be similar to his father's face in the future, as if he saw his future self, and couldn't help but feel that the years did not leave anyone.
But I am a little unaccustomed to my father's expression and what he said, from birth to now, the time that the two have met together for less than a hundred days. You are still in front of your son hahaha, laughing at your son for being a demon.
I'm angry when I think about it, but I can't be angry, after all, it's my father, Yi Xiaonian laughed with a father-like expression, and said:
"Lao Tzu doesn't care about his son, and his son will strayed into the devil's way!"
Seeing the demon elf, Dad was not surprised at all, and he was still laughing in words, which made Yi Xiaonian unable to understand.
They are different from Grandma, who doesn't know that elves are gods. Mom and Dad have been out there for decades, and they must know it, even if they haven't seen it, they will hear about it.
All in all, there must be a situation here for Mom and Dad.
You're not in a hurry, I'm not in a hurry, it's all my own family, and I have time for you to say it today. Mom can't understand, it depends on how you pretend to be Dad.
At this time, grandma had already taken two dishes and chopsticks from the house and handed them to Yi Feifei. She couldn't stay idle, so she went to work again.
Yi Feifei and Zige ate around the stone table, although Yi Xiaonian had eaten and had a big appetite, he could eat again, so he sat aside and ate with his parents.
A family of three, happy and happy.
A long-lost reunion, a long-lost feeling.
"I'll tell you about the door later, let's eat now!" Yi Feifei grabbed his chopsticks and started eating, making a statement while eating.
Zige stayed by Yi Xiaonian's side and smiled at him to eat, serving him vegetables, but he didn't eat it. Yi Xiaonian also picked up vegetables for his mother:
"Mom, you have to eat more, see you've lost weight! Mom, there's no one in this body! Haha!"
Afraid that her mother wouldn't eat, Yi Xiaonian deliberately said that she had lost weight, but in fact, she couldn't see any changes, and she was a little plump.
"If you are fat, you don't look good, so women have to be thinner. Mom's weight hasn't changed. Don't care about any of that. Singing and smirking, he still maintained his previous eating habits, his left leg stretched outward, his skirt was lifted, revealing his knee, and his left hand held his knee, and he began to shake his leg and couldn't stop.
Then he sandwiched a piece of meat for Yi Xiaonian and continued: "Mom is not hungry. Young people should eat more. ”
Yi Xiaonian pulled two mouthfuls of rice, stared at a big lump of fat in the bowl, suddenly stopped the bowl and chopsticks, turned his face and asked his mother:
"Are you guarding the door dangerous? Mom!"
He suddenly worried about the safety of his father and mother. Today is really a conscience discovery, I never knew how to take the initiative to care about others in words and actions before.
He himself was startled, and he guessed that he might have been woken up by Mokalu's scolding. This Mokalu's ability to curse is really a must.
As soon as Zige heard that his son cared about him, he immediately came to his senses, stopped swinging his legs, and put his hair back with both hands, and tied a ponytail.
Like Daddy's hairstyle, with a big back and a ponytail.
Then he excitedly began to tell Yi Xiaonian a story:
"Sometimes it's dangerous, demons and monsters have seen it, and my mother has also seen gluttony, which is especially delicious. This gluttony looks weird, with only a big head and a big mouth. Year after year, do you know where its body goes?"
Yi Xiaonian blurted out without thinking:
"You know, you told it all when you were a child, because it was too greedy and ate its body. ”
As soon as the words came out, Yi Xiaonian immediately woke up to the fact that his mother was subduing demons and eliminating demons. In the past, my mother used to tell me a lot of stories about demons and monsters when she came back, and he always thought that they had encountered them while hunting.
It is impossible to encounter so many demons and monsters when hunting, unless you hunt in the demon monster nest. Gluttony, the four fierce beasts of ancient times, dared to fight, if it was a mortal hunter, it would have been eaten a long time ago. Mom and Dad must be heroes and masters.
Chivalrous heart, eliminate harm for the people.
It's no wonder that before I became a demon, I always thought about subduing demons and eliminating demons, but it turned out to be influenced by my mother, and I was exposed to it.
"That's right, haha! Mom is very good! Your dad is not bad, and he is also a marksman!"