Chapter 168: The Tiger Strikes
Hearing Chang Teng's words, Sha Pingwei immediately glared angrily, and Yanni also raised her eyebrows.
Chang Teng immediately coaxed, waved his hand and said: "Joking, I'll just make a joke, you two are my own brothers and sisters, how can I rob you of your things!"
Yanni snorted disdainfully, hugged her shoulders and said, "If you dare to rob, you will go to Yicheng to complain." ”
A few people lifted the stubble in two sentences, but Zhou Min was really tempted just now.
It's much easier to snatch something from them than it is to catch a hammer and a tiger's head.
Iron Hammer may not be able to win alone, plus a tiger head full of bad water, trying to take them down is tantamount to a fool's dream.
Just when I was worried, suddenly a puff of smoke came in through the door, and there was a stench in the smoke.
Liu Qian vomited, immediately stopped and put the mutton back on the plate, and said angrily: "Don't let people eat!"
At this time, Tie Jingming's laughter suddenly sounded outside the door: "Haha, you are too bad, you actually add horse manure to the firewood, be careful that Amin is looking for you to settle accounts after the autumn!"
Guo Donglai smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, Sanshui is not here, he can't beat the two of us alone!"
Hearing that the smell in the smoke was horse manure, Sha Pingwei and Yanni immediately ran out and pulled to the door, only to find that the door was locked from the outside, and they looked at each other and immediately shouted.
"Let us out!
Guo Donglai sighed twice and said: "That's not good, as soon as I open the door, Ah Min will come out, and we have always been willing to kill by mistake rather than let go, so you can obediently bury Ah Min inside." ”
Zhou Min covered his mouth and nose with his sleeves and shouted, "Go up to the second floor and go out through the window!" After speaking, he took the lead and rushed to the second floor.
Coming to a guest room with a window on the second floor, Zhou Min took a breath, pulled out his waist knife, and commanded: "Liu Qian, you listen to my slogan, you will open the window if I count to three, Brother Teng, after Liu Qian opens the window, you throw a chair outside." ”
Chang Teng and Liu Qian nodded immediately, and Zhou Min hid under the window and counted: "One, two, three!"
After three sounds, Liu Qian opened the window suddenly, and Chang Teng immediately threw out the chair he had picked up.
I heard a loud "click", and before the chair that was thrown out hit the ground, it was smashed by a nine-section whip, and the wood chips fell to the ground with a clatter.
Zhou Min turned over and jumped down, almost against the wall and jumped into the backyard, looking at the broken planks and sawdust, Zhou Min couldn't help but feel annoyed.
These two people are still the same as before, and they are not light or heavy, and they actually use real guys!
If this happens to him, he will definitely not be able to get out of bed in a few days!
Tie Jingming saw Zhou Min come down, wrapped the nine-section whip around his hand, and said with a smile: "The two of us haven't talked for a long time." ”
Zhou Min's eyes also became serious, he put up his knife, and walked towards the front door against the wall.
Tie Jingming saw that he was about to run, the dart head held in his left hand shook, and the nine-section whip went straight towards Zhou Min.
Zhou Min rolled sideways, avoiding the dart head, but the nine-section whip followed him like a shadow, and hit him horizontally, Zhou Min took advantage of the situation to lie on the ground, and the whip immediately swept over his back with a whistling.
A whip was forced by Tie Jingming to shoot on the spot, and the moves were all open and closed tricks, forcing Zhou Min to be embarrassed, and after blocking the whip twice with a knife, the prop knife made of unknown materials was pierced by the nine-section whip, if he didn't flash fast, he would have to break the phase!
Seeing that Tie Jingming had no intention of stopping, Zhou Min gritted his teeth, turned over and jumped under the trough where the livestock drank to avoid a whip, picked up the 100-pound trough and smashed it on Tie Jingming.
Tie Jingming hurriedly retracted the whip to dodge, and Zhou Min took the opportunity to pick up a nail rake on the ground, kicked off the head of the rake, and turned it into an eyebrow stick to use.
"This is not a battlefield, your bayonet skills are not effective!"
Tie Jingming laughed, ran two steps forward, threw out the whip, and came straight to Zhou Min's chest.
Zhou Min picked the head of the dart with a stick, but the nine-section whip did not lose control, and before he could rush forward, he stabbed at him from another direction.
Zhou Min frowned slightly, stirred with a stick, wrapped the three whips, and pressed them down hard.
Tie Jingming snorted, leaned back and tugged on his arm, shouting, "Let go!"
Zhou Min only felt that the stick was turning in his hand, and the huge force made him completely unable to hold the stick, and he immediately let go of his hand obediently.
The stick was carried into the air with a single blow of the nine-section whip, flung far away, and landed on the soft sand outside the fence.
Looking at the stick that was still trembling slightly, Zhou Min smiled bitterly and said, "I admit defeat." Jingming, let's have a discussion, you let me beat the tiger's head, and the conditions are up to you. ”
Tie Jingming's eyes lit up: "Then I have to think about it." As he spoke, he lowered his head and thought about it.
The few people who watched the excitement upstairs were already dumbfounded, Hu Kexin looked suspicious of life, and murmured: "I suspect that I have learned ten years of fake kung fu......"
Sha Pingwei's eyes widened, shook his head and exclaimed: "This is much more exciting than when we were filming." ”
Yanni rolled her eyes and said: "One in the sky and one in the ground, but we are filming a sitcom, not a martial arts drama, so it is completely incomparable." "I didn't even have an accent when I spoke.
Liu Qian was also taken aback for a while: "Jing Ming is so capable of fighting, even Amin is not her opponent!"
Chang Teng looked at the mess in the courtyard, his heart trembled for a while, and his eyelids jumped and said: "Xiaobao, they can survive from her, it's really fateful." ”
At this time, Tie Jingming seemed to have thought of a request, smiled, stepped forward and discussed with Zhou Min in a low voice for a while, and then found a rope to tie Zhou Min and escorted him outside.
At the door of the inn at this time, Guo Donglai was still fanning the door with a fan, and when he saw his wife escorting Zhou Min over, he suddenly became happy: "Amin, you are so unlucky, you actually chose Jingming! I thought you would break out of the main entrance!"
Zhou Min snorted coldly: "Come again, I will definitely choose the main entrance." ”
"Hehe, you want to hit me, but it's a pity you don't have this chance!"
Guo Donglai showed a wicked smile on his face, picked up a basket of horse manure and walked over, and brought it to Zhou Min and shook it: "Amin, how does this horse manure taste?"
Zhou Min's eyes narrowed, and the hand behind his back suddenly returned to the front of him, and he overturned the horse manure onto his body.
Guo Donglai screamed and hurriedly retreated, but was still smashed by two dung balls.
After looking at it and seeing that Zhou Min was free from the shackles of the rope, he looked at his wife with an incredible face, and shouted in a panic: "Wife, hurry up and catch him!"
Tie Jingming smiled and stepped aside: "This is a personal grudge between you and Amin, you two will solve it by yourself." ”
Zhou Min sneered: "Don't expect the mirror to be clear, I promised to make her a hundred cold rabbits that can only be kept fresh, and eat when you want." ”
Guo Donglai said with a sad and indignant face: "Wife, a hundred rabbits bought you?
Tie Jingming snorted sleepily: "Don't pretend, you must be thinking about how to cheat and drink from me." ”
Guo Donglai suddenly showed a boring expression, and sighed: "You have seen through it again, a hundred, enough for us to eat for half a year, wife, you have done a good job!" After speaking, he kicked his feet, raised a puff of sand and covered Zhou Min's face.
The moment Zhou Min raised his hand to block it, Guo Donglai had already followed with a mandarin duck step, and kicked Zhou Min between his chest and abdomen, kicking him to the ground.
Seeing Zhou Min get up with an angry face, Guo Donglai wiped his nose in a dashing manner, raised his head and said: "The tiger is not powerful, you treat me as a sick cat! Come on, face me!" followed by the head of the mouse who was beaten, and begged for mercy......