"Why? I picked up celery, and I went to cut two taels of meat and fry it. ”

"Hehe, I thought so at the time, but think about it carefully, if you have celery, you have to buy meat, if you buy meat, you have to have a kitchen, if you have a kitchen, then you have to have a daughter-in-law to stuff it, and if you have a daughter-in-law, you must have a mother-in-law, if you want to marry her girl, she must open conditions, ask for a house, money, and a car, think about it carefully, and quickly throw away the celery, it's too scary. ”

"Poof...... Poof......"

"Fan Ye is so cold this time, but there is indeed a little truth!"

"That's not it, it seems that it is also a wise choice for Fan Ye not to pick up the bundle of celery. ”

At the same time, some jokers also took the opportunity to enter at this time and began to brush up the screen:

"One student was late in the morning and the teacher asked him, 'Why did you come so late?'

The student replied: 'I was stopped by a robber on the road. ’

Teacher: 'Oh my God, are you okay, kid?'

Student: 'I'm fine, my homework book was snatched!'"

"There is a person named Zhen Gurg, who married a wife and asked you to take care of it, and gave birth to a son called trouble. One day the trouble was gone! The couple went to report the crime.

The policeman asked Dad, "May I ask this gentleman what is your name?" Dad said: "It's really shivering." The policeman was angry, and then he asked his mother what her name was.

Mom said, "I want you to take care of it." The policeman was very angry and said, "What are you going to do?" ”

"One day walking down the street with a beautiful girlfriend.

Suddenly, a vendor who bought a film came over and said to my good friend.

Hey, sister, come and see.

My friend was furious...

Do I know you?"

The young man went up the mountain to find the old Zen master: "Master, my life is a failure, what should I do?"

Old Zen Master: "Trees die, people live, you can go out, go to a farther place, such as South America, your life will take a turn." ”

Young man: "Really, what kind of turnaround?"

Old Zen Master: "Transit in Europe." ”

……

……

Seeing this bunch of jokers, Chen Fan immediately asked them to stop and said:

"It's done, it's done, the barrage has been taken to the ditch by you, brothers, it seems to be the tenth month of the lunar calendar today, you said I would go back and rest for a week, next time, where is the right place for our wilderness mission?"

Why do you ask this?

Chen Fan came to adjust the atmosphere, and secondly, he wanted to make the audience in the live broadcast room look forward to the new place again.

According to the level 3 of wilderness survival he has reached, his current activity area can only be limited to the country, and the authority given to him by the system is that he can choose a suitable venue, as long as he can control it.

The longest time for the system to stand still is three weeks, and Chen Fan also plans to have a good rest at home, three weeks is not needed, and half a month is needed.

In this way, it will be the eleventh month of the lunar calendar.

Now, he wanted to ask the audience in the live broadcast room about their attitudes, and of course, the location could not be announced until he set off.

Sure enough, the first second was a barrage of jokers flying around.

After hearing Chen Fan talk about the location of the next wilderness activity, these people, especially the friends who have been chasing Chen Fan's show, were completely attracted, and they all imagined what it would be like to be able to participate.

That's right, it's engagement. ァ新ヤ~(8)~1~Chinese網ωωω.. còм

And so, a variety of locations came out.

"Fan Ye Fan, I suggest that you consider crossing the Three Gorges and leading us to appreciate the feeling that the apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying and the light boat has crossed the Ten Thousand Mountains. ”

"The scenery is different in autumn, and the geese in Hengyang go without paying attention. Fan Ye I think you come to the Yellow River Valley, a few zigzags here to appreciate the Hetao Plain in early winter, this is also a thief, you can not only feel the Yellow River surging, but also see the frost and the real sheepskin raft. ”

"According to me, in the winter, it is best for us to go to the northeast of Gada, or come to Changbai Mountain, look at Tianchi, catch a few stupid roe deer, catch two largemouths, stew frozen fish, and the thief is refreshed. ”

"Seeking Wudang Mountain, meeting in Shiyan, I think it's not bad to come to our Dawudang, what Fan Ye has been lacking is a live broadcast of the cultural landscape. ”

……

Chen Fan brushed up on one suggestion after another, and suddenly, he seemed to have some ideas in his heart.

It seems that the old land of Chu State with nine birds in the sky is worth visiting!

And this season, go back together, almost be able to cat winter, ready for the New Year, and then in the spring, what is the south of the clouds, Banna or something, do you want to consider going abroad!

"Well, it must be so, I can. ”

Chen Fan thought about it, if there is one place that cannot be escaped in Central China, or even in the whole of China since ancient times, it is the Shenlongjia Primitive National Forest Protection Park.

"That's it. ”

Thinking of this, Chen Fan said a general word to the audience:

"Then first, rough consideration, the next place to survive in the wilderness, start from the land of Jingchu, if appropriate, I will go to ask Wudang Mountain, pray for everyone, ask for a fortune, academic success, love is smooth or something. ”

"This can be there. ”

"Okay, then I'll go to bed first, friends, if you talk again, it's going to be early in the morning. ”

"Goodbye to Lord Fan......"

……

As soon as Chen Fan turned over again, as soon as the system was shut down, the whole person's snoring began to sound loudly.

And under the deck, Liu Yan followed the mole hidden in the underground hole, listening to the movements everywhere, tossing and turning.

The poor sound insulation made her more and more irritable.

And the dead wood on the deck, after a live broadcast, he actually ...... He even said that he fell asleep and fell asleep. The fastest mobile phone terminal for network update::/m.. com/

"Stinky man!"

Speechless all night.

At six o'clock the next day, Chen Fan was still asleep!

Suddenly, he heard the chirping of pelicans.

"No, I'm sleeping on the deck, what am I sleeping here for?"

Chen Fan's consciousness was recovering, and when the oncoming sunrise on the sea, coupled with a few seagulls enjoying themselves back and forth, Chen Fan was completely awakened.

"Grass, you really dare to break ground on your grandfather Tai Sui!"

", poof...... ......"

Chen Fan crawled with the seagulls, and the man stood up after a minute.

At this time, the thieves and seagulls flew away again, and at the same time, Chen Fan checked his losses again.

"My goodness, those moray eels are gone, these brutes. ”

"And that squid head, it's gone, damn. ”

"Don't talk about eating, you're still pooping on the deck!"

After Chen Fan checked it around, he lost at least seven or eight catties of dried fish, and there was still a mess left.

"What's wrong? ”

Listening to Chen Fan's roar, Liu Ming rubbed his worried eyes and looked at Chen Fandao.

() I want to talk about "Live Broadcast of Wilderness Survival Integration System" with more like-minded people, and pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~