"Hey, I'm in a hurry, you can take me to the toilet quickly. ”

While the two were chatting, Jiang Cuishan suddenly had a gurgling stomach, and Jiang Zi, who seemed to be the precursor of diarrhea, said to Ye Zhifan.

"Hehe, there's no one here, just solve the problem here. ”

Ye Zhifan looked around and saw no one, so he explained: "The rural toilet can't get into people at all, it's clean and hygienic, and there are fruit trees all around......"

"Hmph, turn your back on your face, but don't peek!"

Jiang Cuishan unbuckled her belt, squatted down, and took off her navy blue jeans......

Whoa!

The sound of gurgling water was heard...... Ye Zhifan opened his eyes and saw that his eyes were white, and his eyes were spicy. He forced himself to turn his back on his face.

"Woohoo!"

At the critical moment, the little black dog didn't know where to come out and licked Jiang Cuishan's big white buttocks.

"Emma, where did the wild dogs come from? ”

Jiang Cuishan's pants didn't have time to be lifted, so she was so frightened that she ran into Ye Zhifan's arms.

"Baby is not afraid, baby is not afraid! ”

Ye Zhifan patted Jiang Cuishan, admiring the infinite spring light on her body, patting her back and feeling relieved.

"Woohoo!"

The little black dog continued to star, and Jiang Cuishan's ass barked wildly.

Damn, what a perverted dog!

"Xiao Hei, are you looking for death, let me get into trouble. ”

Ye Zhifan scolded angrily.

Ahem, I just bit my father, and now I am offending and blaspheming a female doctor.

It's so unbelievable!

Ye Zhifan pushed Jiang Cuishan away, his eyes showed a fierce light, today he is going to slaughter the little black dog, avenge his father and female doctor.

"Zhifan, Xiao Jiang, it's time to eat!"

At this time, Ye Mu came to the back of the house and called the two to eat. Ye Zhifan had no choice but to let go of the little black dog for the time being and return home for dinner.

Dinner was hearty, with sweet and sour pork ribs, chicken stewed mushrooms, steamed sea bass...... Ye Zhifan, Jiang Cuishan, and their parents are eating with relish. That damn little black dog is barking again.

Maybe you're hungry!

After all, this is the child of the divine dog Howling Sky Dog, noble.

Ye Zhifan thought about this, so he threw a bone to the little black dog.

The little black dog put his nose close to the bone, sniffed, and shook the dog's head with a look of disgust. Its meaning couldn't be more obvious, this is junk food, we can't swallow it, and we will get sick if we eat it.

"Ouch, that's weird. Dogs don't eat bones!"

Jiang Cuishan still didn't believe her eyes, and threw out another chicken bone.

"The world is wonderful, it's wonderful, it's wonderful, dogs don't eat bones, do they want to eat meat?"

Jiang Cuishan threw another piece of pork ribs with meat, but the little black dog still blinked his eyes and was unmoved. Ye Mu stood up to drive away the little black dog, but who knew that it was like a fart worm, so it didn't go away.

"It's not hungry, of course it's not eating, it's gone. We've eaten, and there's something else to do. ”

Ye Zhifan ignored it, finished eating, packed up and prepared to go to school.

Jiang Cuishan also went to the clinic and went to work. Ye's father and mother went to the field and went to work.

"Woohoo!"

I don't know when, the little black dog grabbed Ye Zhifan's shirt and began to bark again, and the dog's eyes were still teary.

"Get out!"

Ye Zhifan was overwhelmed, roared angrily, and said.

"Wangwang, the Lun family is hungry!"

The little black dog finally held back a human word, which scared Ye Zhifan a lot. Fortunately, my parents went out, otherwise, I would have thought I had run into a dog monster.

"Hungry, hungry, you can eat. ”

Ye Zhifan pointed to the bones on the ground and said.

"Hmph, these are unclean foods, not to my taste. ”

The little black dog wagged his tail and said.

Forget it, find the Howling Dog yourself and let it take away its unworthy offspring. Otherwise, if it leaves, it will be hungry and may have to eat people.

In this way, parents are in danger.

Think about it, it's terrifying!

Ye Zhifan took out his mobile phone and logged in to the fairy world red envelope group. In the group members column, the head of the roaring dog was found: a guy with a dog head and a human body. It seems that the Howling Sky Dog has also cultivated a human body. In "Journey to the West", the Howling Dog is just a fighting dog.

Click on your profile picture.

Request to add the Howling Dog as a friend......

Just a second later, the Roaring Sky Dog accepted Ye Zhifan's friend request.

Roaring Sky Dog: Ye Bufan, what are you looking for this dog?

Ye Bufan: Brother Roaring Sky Dog, I robbed one of your unfilial descendants, it's too cheating. It first bit my dad and then licked my future daughter-in-law's ass. Moreover, it eats nothing, drinks nothing, and is a picky eater like a child...... Please, Brother Howling Dog, take it back. Comes with a tearful emoji.

Howling Dog: Aha, I see.

Roaring Sky Dog: Ye Bufan Daoyou, there is one thing that this dog must tell you: The offspring of this dog is very delicate and delicate, and it only eats special dog food. This also has the advantage that no one can poison it not.

Dog food?

Ye Zhifan looked dazed, so he sent a message and asked: Where is the dog food? Can you send me some?

Howling Dog: Fellow Daoist, how can this be? It belongs to you now, so naturally you have to earn money to buy dog food to raise it. Moreover, the more this dog food is eaten, the more loyal it will be to its owner, and it will never do anything that harms its owner again.

I'll go, since there are many benefits, then buy it. Anyway, I have more than 2,000 yuan on me.

Ye Zhifan: Brother Roaring Sky Dog, where can I buy dog food?

Howling Dog: Ahem, it seems that you are a mortal after all, and you haven't bought anything in the Fairy Mall.

Ye Zhifan: Where is the fairy mall? But I can't go to the fairy world.

Next to the WeChat wallet, isn't there a fairy mall APP? You just need to click to enter, and you can buy and sell things as you like.

Ye Zhifan suddenly woke up to the fact that he seemed to have seen the Immortal Mall APP a few days ago. At that time, it was also necessary to have immortal energy on the body, and to bind the identity of the immortal world......

By the way, I ate the queen mother's peach, and I seemed to have a trace of fairy energy.

Ye Zhifan said goodbye to the roaring dog, then came to the WeChat wallet and found the fairy mall APP.

With immortal energy on his body, Ye Zhifan landed in the Immortal Mall very smoothly.

"Welcome to the Immortal Mall ......"

As soon as you enter the fairy mall, a piece of fairy music first sounds. Then, a beautiful and pleasant fairy voice sounded in his ears, saying: "I am Miss Customer Service of the Fairy Mall, Ms. White Bone Spirit......"

"Lady Bone Spirit......"

Ye Zhifan's body trembled, I, Nima, did I enter the black shop? Didn't the white bone spirit be beaten to death by Sun Dasheng with a stick on the way to learn scriptures in the west?

"Daoyou, hereby declare that this store is not a black store! This store is not a black store! This store is an authentic large-scale state-owned enterprise and institution, and the CEO and chairman of this store is Zhao Gongming, the rich man in the world, who is in charge of the distribution of wealth in the heavenly court and the world...... Ms. Ben Bai Gujing, in accordance with the instructions of Guanyin Bodhisattva, successfully completed the task of staging a drama on the West Heaven Sutra Road, and achieved a positive result...... Daoyou can rest assured that you can shop here, and all products are guaranteed in three packs. Within 10 days, unconditional return and exchange ......"

The customer service lady, Ms. Bai Gujing, seemed to have read Ye Zhifan's thoughts and concerns, and patiently explained.

"I want to buy dog food, may I ask Ms. Bone Spirit, where are I going?"

Bai Gujing explained, dispelled Ye Zhifan's concerns, and asked.