Chapter 34: The Earth Can't Stand It!
"You still eat fishy, but you can't kill you by smoking. ”
"Stinky anchor, bad anchor, you actually eat live animal corpses!"
"It's so exciting, I met a person here who ate live animals, and he didn't break the law, and he was ashamed to show us to be burned at the stake. ”
“……”
A group of barrages made a commotion, turning the simple charcoal-grilled snails that Chen Fan said into a display of burning at the stake.
"Come on, you guys, don't I just have an outdoor barbecue, BBq at most, you guys, do you have to eat insects alive to scare you to stop?"
"Hmph, if you have the ability, you will eat insects raw, anyway, this baby is used to you eating insects, and the backhand is a hundred fish balls reward. ”
"The local tyrant's plane, the rocket is up, and the new melon-eating masses still support fish balls and red envelopes to reward!"
Douyu live broadcast ID called for a wave of obsessed fan girls, repeated barrage several times, and finally, the rhythm of drag racing before was back on track.
Watching the newcomers continue to brush up on gifts, although many of them are fish balls and lottery red envelopes accumulated by the platform, Chen Fan is still very happy.
This proves that his live broadcast is still very popular with the grassroots public, and he has not detached himself from the masses.
"Thank you, I can't thank you, I can only teach you how to barbecue these loot tonight. ”
Chen Fan carried the bowl of wild yam with a thick mouth and said to the camera:
"This is a yam, no, it is distributed in our southwest, and even more south, it is not the straight, not too thick iron stick yam in the north, this is a native variety of the south. ”
"I am an academic emperor: I know that this is actually a family with the Huai yam in the north, close relatives, and the efficacy is also close, but the artificially cultivated ones have been domesticated for thousands of years, and they grow into regular and slender shapes, unlike wild yams that mature slowly, and the environmental requirements are so strict. ”
Seeing this, Chen Fan nodded and said with relief: "That's right, generally we all know the iron stick yam, that is, the Huai yam that is cultivated in large quantities in the north, and we Chinese were the first to eat this plant."
In the poems of the Tang Dynasty poet Saint Du Fu, there is a famous sentence of "filling the intestines with potatoes", and potatoes are also yams.
Generally speaking, yam tubers are thick, juicy, sweet, creamy, and sticky, and are delicious when eaten raw or hot.
The rhizome is non-toxic, sweet and sweet, and can be eaten as a staple food, but also as a stew supplement, which is really suitable for all ages.
"Hey, hey, you're a bad old man, don't think I don't know what you're going to say?"
"What did I say about me?" Chen Fan looked confused, he was also very wronged.
"Hehe, I know, it's men who have watched the movie and everyone knows, doesn't there be an advertisement?
When a man eats an iron yam, the woman can't stand it, if a woman eats it, the man can't stand it, and if a man and a woman eat it together, the bed can't stand it!"
"You should add the last sentence: The guest asked the farmer uncle, why don't you grow a little more because your yam is so good. The farmer replied: "If you plant too much, the land can't stand it!"
"God can't stand it!"
"Are you all devils?"
Chen Fan was also embarrassed, "Uh...... I hadn't really heard of this ad, but it seemed pretty strong. ”
"Phew, what do you mean that it seems to be quite strong, please reorganize the language of the anchor, teach some nourishing generous words, and I will pass you 500G seeds privately. ”
"I don't want seeds, I'm not that kind of person. ”
Chen Fan looks like a decent man and a gentleman, they don't want to think about it, they have system black technology, what do they want to deliver 500G seeds, and when they are in another time and space, the system has already stored all kinds of astronomy and geography for him, especially the top life education films in Europe, America and South Korea.
When he was napping, Chen Fan himself played these videos over and over again in his mind.
Of course, when there is no one in private, he doesn't have that.
"Forget it, since everyone is so sincere, I will give you a science popularization, the common tonic products in life are the best for adults, especially adult men.
They are walnuts, tomatoes, leeks, dog meat, loaches, eggs, lamb, seaweed, and various onions.
Of course, the local tyrant can choose oysters, which is more compensating!"
"Ma Dan, the anchor's routine, said that it was to teach nourishing products, but a bunch of them were aphrodisiacs, so I reluctantly accepted them. ”
"Well, everything else is fine, how can there be dog meat, don't you know that dogs are human friends?"
"That's it, the dog is so cute, how can the anchor eat dog meat!"
Chen Fan was also speechless, isn't it just eating dog meat? Are you an ethnic minority or something, if you don't eat it, you won't eat it, it's purely a personal preference.
What annoys him is that he doesn't eat it himself, and he asks others not to eat it.
In this regard, he could only roll his eyes and wait for the people in the group to argue for themselves.
At this moment, Chen Fan had already burned the two thick logs, and all that was left was a raging charcoal fire.
"Hahaha, the best charcoal grilling environment has been done, now it's not just charcoal grilling, I can also upgrade it, I'll give you a stone slab roast stone frog. ”
As soon as he said it, Chen Fan peeled off the stone frog that had just been stabbed to death and peeled off the skin, and the blood on his internal organs floated away with the water of the small river.
Find two stones that are more square and equal in height, and then find a flat pebble slab, take the snail meat in your hand, and smear it all over the slate.
"Everyone, pay attention and look carefully, in the future, when you go out for outdoor barbecue, you can also follow my example, find an equally flat slate, if there is no oil on it, it is okay to apply shellfish, screws, or some vegetable tubers.
This is because when the slate is heated, it will pass over the place where it is smeared, and the fragrance will overflow.
Of course, pork belly is the best, and it is best to apply a layer of oil directly, which is the most suitable for barbecue. ”
"Hey, I can see it, the anchor is making a slate barbecue, isn't this the south stick?"
"You can pull it down, our Dragon Boat Festival, the Mid-Autumn Festival people have to grab it! You can't take care of those inferior sticks, slate baked things to eat, primitive people will be things, who dares to say that they invented it. ”
"Yes, the pine Xu Shu upstairs said very well, slate barbecue should be the survival instinct of human beings, it can't be said who invented and who discovered, this is a natural and rational use in the face of the natural environment. ”
"It's so nice, anchor, it seems, there's water next to you, no matter how I see it, you don't wash it, it's all baked directly, can you eat what you made?"
This barrage, Chen Fan was a little depressed, it turned out to be sent by Lulu sauce.
"Eh, Lulu-chan, I guess, you should be a Virgo, right?"
"Yes, what's wrong with me, little brother of the anchor, go wash and bake again, it's really dirty, I see that there is sand on the leeks. ”
"Okay, okay, I'll go wash it. ”
Chen Fan had no choice but to take all the remaining unbaked food to the water's edge and rinse it with small river water.
He kind of understands that Lulu sauce is a typical Virgo, pursuing perfection in details, slight cleanliness, and neatness.