The suckling pig with an egg, the old man is making me laugh, I said don't make trouble, the pig is innocent, you can't kill it for no reason.

He kicked me on the buttocks: "Grind a fart, roast suckling pig is the coolest at this time, I bought the grill back, you hurry up and slaughter it, remember not to leak the news, otherwise Lao Zhou will be mad when he knows." ”

When he talked about Lao Zhou, I didn't dare to slaughter pigs anymore: "He loves pigs like life, if I slaughter his piglets, he won't kill me?"

The old man said it doesn't matter, he protects me, just slaughter. He rubbed his hands and ran into the house, and I saw him walking out with the grill on his shoulder, this is going to roast suckling pig in the open air?

Several nearby employees ran over and smiled flatteringly: "Deputy factory director, barbecue." ”

The old man snorted, "Get out of the way, it's not your share!" The boys laughed and flattered the old man, laughing so much that it was a.

The old man put the rack on the ground and pulled out a kitchen knife from the back of his buttocks: "Slaughter it, I'll see how brave you are." ”

The employees were taken aback: "Deputy factory director, slaughtering pigs again, it's not good." "The old man doesn't bird them, just let me slaughter them.

I hesitated for a moment and admitted, why don't I just slaughter a pig. I grabbed the kitchen knife and looked at the pigsty, and after a while, I fell in love with a little pig, and the old man angrily asked the staff to work: "Catch it out and hold it, if you want to eat, you have to work." ”

The employees looked at each other, after all, they couldn't help the desire to eat the roast pig, and immediately went to pull the little pig out.

The piglet screamed in fright, but it was too small to break free. I walked over with a knife and gestured again, the old man put his hands behind his back and sighed lightly: "The weak eat the strong, this is the law of nature, but also the law of the rivers and lakes, how can you adapt to this river and lake if you don't even dare to slaughter a pig?"

The employees responded one after another: "Yes, slaughter, the man should see blood." ”

It's like slaying a dragon in the. I grabbed the kitchen knife with the corner of my mouth, and the piglet was turned over, and the neck was right in front of me.

The old man continued to sigh: "This primitive way of killing pigs is rare, this is the best way to hone a man's ruthlessness, a knife down, you will feel your beast blood boiling!"

I licked my lips and exhaled softly, "Okay!" I pinched the handle of the knife with both hands, and everyone stared at me closely, I slowly put the kitchen knife on the pig's neck, and slowly lifted it again, and so on several times, the old man and their heads stared together.

The wind was blowing and the clouds were flying, the cold wind was blowing and the clothes were hunting, I felt that my cheeks were blown by the wind, the pigs were trembling under the knife, and several people were still staring with their heads undulated, I tilted my head to look at the old man, and he also looked at me, with a resolute expression: "Do it." ”

I grinned, "Suddenly my stomach hurts, I go to." ”

"Fuck you!" the old man opened his mouth and shouted, his dry palm grabbed my hand like an eagle's claw, and before I could react, the kitchen knife slashed down, only to hear the stroke and pull, blood splattered, and the little pig screamed.

"Good!" the staff applauded, and I splashed my blood, and there was a strange feeling at that moment, as if the door to a new world had been opened, and that feeling was only short-lived when I was held in the chrysanthemum by my roommate in college.

The old man laughed: "You guys have washed the pig, and we'll roast it in a while." ”

The guys dragged the pigs to the back room and cleaned them up, and they were all smiling. I felt a little subtle, and the old man smiled mysteriously: "How do you feel?"

I shook the blood off my hand and shook him in the face: "It's hard to say." The old man seemed to understand my thoughts, and he wiped the pig's blood on his face indifferently: "You haven't experienced any hardship, you hesitate to kill a pig, let alone kill someone, it seems that you can't learn to make mistakes." ”

I rolled my eyes: "I've learned, isn't it just pinching throats and grabbing cocks, men will." He smiled proudly: "Those two styles are just the general outline, how can it be so simple to capture the head of the world?"

I was amazed: "What other moves?" he shook his head and sighed lightly: "The purpose of the grappling is to break the opponent's bones, wrists, hand ribs, knees, bone fingers, neck, and spine...... Theoretically, a broken hand can break all of a person's bones. ”

He said this as if it were true, and I was so scared that I threw out a few drops of urine. I said you bullied me for not being literate, that kind of kung fu movie is only available, how can it be in reality.

The old man was very unhappy with my questioning: "According to you, those killer agents are very weak in reality, do you think they can't break people's bones?"

This really asked me, where do I know if the killer agent is weak or not, but it's certainly not that magical.

"A man can break his own bones, let alone break someone else's? ”

The old man raised the chicken feet and swung and continued: "The ribs of the hand can also be broken in the opposite direction, depending on how you borrow your strength, press the arm and twist it up, it can also be twisted, the joints of the human body are very fragile, and it is these joints that are dealt with by dividing the muscles and bones. ”

I swallowed my saliva: "I don't read much, don't lie to me......" He snorted coldly: "I haven't read anything, how can I lie to you?"

I wondered if my arms and thighs could really be separated.

At this time, the employees came with pigs, and even the pig's hair was shaved.

The old man immediately laughed obscenely: "Let's start a shelf and light a fire, roast a suckling pig!"

A group of people laughed around the dead pig, the old man was a domineering man, he directly skewered the pig, and roasted it like the Mongols.

I'm still thinking about splitting my muscles and bones, and I really want to try it, but I don't have the conditions. The old man glanced at me: "Come, break off this pig's trotter." ”

The pig's body was still intact, with its hooves facing the sky, and I reached out and grabbed the hooves, and the old man said that it was broken. The little pig's hooves felt that they had not yet grown firmly, I grabbed the pig's thigh with one hand, and grabbed the hoof with the other hand to break down, the old man said hard, I slammed the pig's leg and broke it with a click, blood flowed out, and the meat turned out.

"Grill and eat. The old man laughed, and I felt like I had opened the door to a new world.

We ate this little pig for more than an hour, and we couldn't finish it. Everyone's stomach is swollen, I'm really going to poop now, I said I'm going back, there is still big trouble waiting for me over there.

The old man nodded mysteriously: "Remember that you are already a person in the rivers and lakes...... Oh, Lao Zhou is here. ”

I was stunned, and a few employees next to me ran away, and the old man ran away, leaving me standing alone. Zhou Tuhao drove over directly, and as soon as he got out of the car, he scolded: "What are you doing! Fuck, my pig!"

I craned my neck: "That...... Deputy Director ......"

As he was talking, the deputy director rushed back again: "What's the matter, Wang Zhenyu, what are you doing?"

I hurriedly explained: "The deputy factory director wants to eat roast suckling pig, so he slaughtered a pig." ”

Zhou Tuhao seemed to be so sad that he ran around the pigsty, and then scolded angrily: "My cuihua, who slaughtered the dog!"

The deputy factory director immediately pointed at me, and I also pointed at him: "Deputy factory director, you have to talk about your conscience." ”

Zhou Tuhao stared at the deputy factory director: "Lao Liu, you killed my pig again!" The deputy factory director turned around and ran, and Zhou Tuhao chased after him: "Lao Tzu killed you!"

I breathed a sigh of relief and hurried away so that I would not suffer any unwarranted calamity. Over there, Zhou Tuhao had already fought with the old man, and the fight was so miserable, and their moves were good, I saw the old man's chicken feet grabbing Zhou Tuhao's wrist, but he was slapped away by Zhou Tuhao's backhand.

I thought that if it hit me, I would definitely die, so I walked, and Zhou Tuhao looked back at me: "Teacher, why didn't you go to make up the class last night?" Mengqi seems to have something on her mind, you go and pick her up...... Ah, fuck, Lao Liu, you dare to catch my fucking cock!"

Zhou Mengqi has something on her mind? I didn't go to make up the class when I went to Tianzi Garden to fight last night, so I hurriedly responded: "Okay, I'll pick her up later." ”

I ran away, ran back and took a shower, and then hurried to Zhou Mengqi's house, and then I had to go to Changfeng Street to see the situation, and I didn't have time to delay.