Chapter 241: The Prototype of a Generation of Famous Generals
Early the next morning, Tang Wei came to him early, marked and explained the revised troop layout in detail to him, and after about half an hour, Shen Feng hurried to Centipede Mountain, and then explained the new troop arrangement, fortunately, the Tianhui Cave Lord did not suspect it, and he did not hesitate to make a decision.
After finishing the errand, Shen Feng returned to Yiling, first bought some wedding supplies, and then returned to the inn, knocked on Xia Yanran's door and shouted, "Miss Xia, I'm here to get a kite."
"Please come in!"
Walking into the room, he found that it was not Xia Yanran in the room, but a woman at the level of an aunt, Shen Feng's eyes widened, and he asked unconvincedly: "Are you Miss Xia-"
"Who else could it be if it wasn't me?" said Xia Yanran with a smile.
"Your makeup skills are too strong" Shen Feng exclaimed, although there is still a little shadow of Xia Yanran on her body, but if she is not familiar with her, she will definitely not recognize her, now she looks ordinary and aging, she is the kind of person who will never notice in the crowd.
"Then can you rest assured that you will take me up the mountain, I have stayed in the inn every day, and I haven't seen Huayun yet," Xia Yanran said with worry on her face.
Unexpectedly, it was just talking at the time, she actually took it seriously, this time it was Shen Feng's turn to have a headache, and said with a wry smile: "But as soon as you go up the mountain, you will almost stay until the day of worship."
"In this way, wouldn't it be just right" Xia Yanran said: "Before the church, only the matchmaker can enter the bride's house, and the son will definitely have no time to clone that day, so I can take the painting to a safe place first." β
What she said was also very reasonable, Shen Feng muttered: "In this way, when you want to worship the church, you directly lead the painting rhyme to the top of the mountain, and I will set fire to it with a few of them, and I will come to the top of the mountain to find you when the time comes." β
"Isn't the top of the mountain a cliff?" Xia Yanran asked.
"At that time, the village was set on fire, there was chaos outside, if you didn't take the back road, it was inevitable that you would be lost, or injured by bandits, don't worry, I called you to the top of the mountain, there will be a way, I will introduce you now, I invented the earth plane. Shen Feng said with a smile, and then began to introduce the use of the earth plane.
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Rao is she is well-informed, and she was also jumped off by this paper airplane, Xia Yanran trembled in horror: "Rushing directly to the cliff, isn't it that there are no bones?"
"Believe me, I've done this experiment a few times, and it's absolutely fine!" Shen Feng reminded: "But you must speed up and run, and if you are afraid, you can close your eyes." β
Xia Yanran nodded with difficulty, still a little scared in her heart.
Shen Feng thought for a moment, and suddenly said: "Miss Xia, change your plan now, I will bring this big kite to the top of Centipede Mountain, and you don't have to wait for me to run away with your maid on the day of worship." β
"Why, Childe, where are you going?" Xia Yanran hurriedly asked.
"I'm afraid I'm too late, you run away first, after all, those people on the mountain are people who kill people without blinking, for the sake of your safety, it's better to let you get out of Centipede Mountain as soon as possible. Shen Feng groaned.
"If Gongzi doesn't come, Yanran won't leave, Yanran is not a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death!" Xia Yanran said with a solemn face: "Gongzi is in deep danger for me, if I leave regardless of you, then what face does Yanran have to live in the world." β
This chick is quite righteous enough, Shen Feng laughed and said: "It's not to die together, or to be righteous enough, in my opinion, it is most beneficial for me for you to run away first, it's a big deal that you leave a dirt plane, and you two women use one to escape first." β
Xia Yanran knew that things were urgent, and it was by no means a time for emotions to overflow, so she nodded solemnly and said, "Okay, I'll wait for my son to return safely on the edge of the Yangtze River." β
"Okay, it's a deal!"
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The next night, the entire Centipede Mountain was brightly lit, Shen Feng and a group of people came to the mountain with a few carts of wine, and thousands of tents were set up on the mountain, which looked like thousands of lanterns from a distance, and at this time, Tang Wei's five hundred soldiers had also quietly gone up the mountain, and with their own designed layout, they could easily avoid the bandits.
Bursts of huge firecrackers rang out, and crowds of people poured into the cottage.
"CongratulationsβCongratulationsβ"
"King Hexiβ"
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The congratulations in the camp came one after another, and all the people who came were notorious people, as the saying goes, it was not a family, and if you didn't enter a door, it was the king of Yama who had a happy event, and who else could it be besides the little ghost.
After the lord of Tianhui Cave entertained the important guests, he sat in the hall and waited for the news in front of him, this night Tang Wei was going to attack in, he would definitely not dare to slack off, so he planned to capture Tang Wei Sheng, and then start to worship the hall to get married.
"Newspaperβ"
Shen Feng ran to the hall and shouted, "Report to the king, there is a letter to the king!"
"Bring it on!"
The lord of Tianhui Cave took the letter and looked at it, but he didn't expect this letter to be written by Tang Wei, only to see that it was written: Shixiu Xiao'er, your wedding Lao Tzu will not come, and Lao Tzu will prepare a funeral for you another day. β
The Lord of Tianhui Cave was so angry that he crumpled the letter into a ball, and said in a deep voice: "Who handed this letter to you?"
"Report to the king!" Shen Feng said: "When I was transporting wine back to Centipede Mountain just now, I was suddenly held hostage by a person, and he asked me to hand over this letter to you, that person has almost grown so tall. Shen Feng gestured Tang Wei's height with his hand: "By the way, Wang, I saw hundreds of them turn around and go back."
"Damn, Tang Wei'er is really scared. The Tianhui Cave Lord tore up the letter and said fiercely: "It's okay, I want to see when you call and give the order, tonight Tang Wei is scared, everyone drinks happily." β
Shen Feng sneered in his heart and said, "Yes!"
The Tianhui Cave Lord turned to say: "By the way, is my eldest brother Yuwen Chengdu here?"
Shen Feng didn't dare to lie, so he had to say, "Not yet"
"Tang Wei Xiao'er didn't come, Brother Yuwen didn't come, and Old Sister didn't come either, alas-" The Tianhui Cave Lord waved his hand at him and motioned for him to go down.
Knowing that Tang Wei was scared away, there was jubilation up and down the cottage, and the wine and food were brought to the banquet one after another, and the tens of thousands of people began to drink freely, and the sound of persuasion, fist drawing, and shouting came one after another, and Shen Feng and several people desperately urged them to drink next to them, and one jar of wine after another was put up.
At this wine table, as long as the atmosphere is hot, drinking wine is like drinking water, if it weren't for the fact that several people were trained, just this guy who moved the wine jar could make people tired and lie down.
"Hello brothers, three-star photos, five kuishou - drink, drink, drink!"
"Hello brothers, five leaders, four seasons of wealth, six or six Shun - drink-"
"Drink!"
The noise on the top of the mountain is getting louder and louder, and the smell of alcohol is getting heavier and heavier, Shen Feng and several people began to withdraw outside the tent, but stayed next to the wine jar and waited for the opportunity to move, if the Tianhui Cave Lord returned alive this time, would he suspect himself, his other identity was not present, maybe it would arouse his suspicions, it was best to solve him this time, otherwise it would be inconvenient for him to sleep.
"Brother Shen, I heard that you are General Tang's brother-in-law, but this matter is true. A ten-** teenager said with a smile, through the previous introduction, I knew that his name was Lu Fengsheng, although he had been in the army for a year, but in the end he was just an ignorant teenager, so he was particularly interested in the affairs of men and women.
"Feng Xian, oh no, Feng Sheng, are you married?" Shen Feng asked without answering.
"Hehe, not yet. Lu Fengsheng said with a smile: "My brother is already married, and there is already incense at home, so I simply enlisted in the army, so I haven't gotten married yet, and people as big as me in our village are already fathers of two children."
Several people listened to him, and immediately laughed, making Lu Fengsheng blush, Shen Feng sat on the wine jar, figuring out the fire fold in his hand, and said with a smile: "If you want to get married, it is difficult to say that it is simple, and it is simple to say, I think there are no women in the army except for men, and it is very difficult for you to ask for a wife, but if you want to say simple, you put the object of finding someone in front of you." Shen Feng glanced at a big man opposite.
"Brother Niu-" Lu Fengsheng glanced at the side in disbelief, and hurriedly shook his head and said, "Brother Shen is not joking with me, me and Brother Niu, what is this?"
"You kid, I'm not happy!" Niu Zhuang scolded him with a chestnut.
Shen Feng laughed and said: "Where do you want to go, isn't there a little sister in Brother Niu who has not yet been married, I think it is better to cheapen your own brother, do you say it." β
Niu Zhuang patted his chest and said, "As long as my sister agrees, I, who is a brother, will have no opinion." β
Lu Fengsheng glanced at the rough and majestic Niu Zhuang, and then thought of his sister-in-law, and said with a bitter face: "Brother Niu Zhuang is righteous enough, presumably his sister-in-law must also be a well-behaved girl, but you see, Brother Niu Zhuang's is like this, his sister is like this, I'm afraid I can't afford it." He made two comparisons in the air, once for Niu Zhuang's body and once for Niu Zhuang's girl's size.
Everyone immediately burst out laughing, and was amused by Lu Fengsheng, and the originally tense atmosphere dissipated a lot.
"Bastard, isn't it enough for you kid to be beaten, go back to me, who is an elder brother, I have to have a few more tricks with you. Niu Zhuang was teased by everyone, his face was a little unbearable, and he immediately issued a challenge.
Lu Fengsheng is young and vigorous, and his blood is strong, so he naturally can't stand the provocation of others, and immediately snorted disdainfully: "Who is afraid of whom, if I hadn't eaten enough last time, I would have thrown you to a big heel."
Niu Zhuang showed off his strong muscles at him and said: "Give you another ten years to eat, you are also like this bear, and I will make you unbearable with this arm meat." β
Lu Fengsheng said disdainfully: "It's just brute force, I just need to be a trick to make you unable to distinguish between the southeast and the north." β
"Don't forget to call me when you wrestle," Shen Fengle said, "I really want to go to the barracks to see it when I have the opportunity." β
Niu Zhuang hurriedly said excitedly: "If Brother Shen comes to the capital, he must not come to find a few of us, and we will have a good drink when the time comes." β
Shen Feng laughed and said: "Certainly, no matter whether you enter the kiln or go to the wine table, I will accompany you to the end." β
This kind of market talk made a few people feel cordial, and a few of them immediately laughed, and Lu Fengsheng grinned: "If Brother Shen gets married, don't forget to call a few of our brothers."
Niu Zhuang gave him a chestnut and scolded: "Why do you stinky boy keep thinking about women's things, are you still a chick, haha, if that's the case, one day the eldest brother will find a chick to open meat for you"
"You have to get it, I think everyone loves that mouth like you" Lu Fengsheng snorted: "Besides, according to our Dahua law, once a man is over eighteen, he must marry a wife first, and those who are soldiers like us, if they have military merits, they can marry a few more rooms."
"Hehe, if you marry my sister-in-law, the fertilizer and water will not flow into the fields of outsiders. Niu Zhuang said: "My sister can see it, just like you, marrying my sister, it is cheaper for you." β
"Really, don't fool me!" Lu Fengsheng hurriedly said: "With you as a brother, we can be regarded as having a verbal agreement, and you can't rely on it at that time." β
"The eldest husband is hard to chase after him, as long as my sister is willing, I will never say anything!" Niu Zhuang suddenly smiled and said: "Brother Lu, I heard that you also have an unmarried sister, you see that your eldest brother Niu has not yet married a wife, can you introduce you to Brother Niu, in the future, you marry my sister, I marry your sister, let's be considered a kiss and a kiss, isn't everyone happy"
Lu Fengsheng squinted at him and said disdainfully: "It turns out that you hit this with this idea!"
Niu Zhuang couldn't be impatient and said: "You don't care what I think, you just say whether you want to or not!"
Lu Fengsheng didn't want to think about it and said, "Okay, I'll talk to my sister when I go back." β
Shen Feng listened to their gags, and thought it was very interesting, a few people sat on the wine tank, chatting about the brothel and chatting about wine, at this time, a thief came in front of him, and saw a few people talking and laughing, and scolded: "You people are looking for a cigarette, who let you be idle here, don't you go to drink quickly!"
Niu Zhuang is impatient and is the most likely to get angry, and when he heard the words, he wanted to scold them twice, Shen Feng hurriedly rushed forward and said, "Okay, let's go now!"
After drinking for more than half a while, they began to let the matchmaker marry the bride, their happy customs are different, Yiling here is to drink wine and eat food, and after everyone has drunk three rounds, the bride will come to the church.
A thief in front of the hall shouted, "Bride ββββββ invited."
"A bride, pleaseβ" another thief shouted.
"Lady pleaseβ"
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"When the time comes, these people usually kill people and set fires, today we will let them taste the taste of their house being set on fire" Shen Feng heard them inviting the bride, and smiled at a few people: "Everyone start pouring kerosene!
"Okay, burn his grandmother!"
Several people had been waiting for a long time, and then they moved out the marked kerosene wine jar and began to pour it out around the entire cottage and tent, and the people inside were drinking happily, not paying attention to the movement outside, let alone smelling the smell of kerosene.
After a while, several people gathered together again, and at this moment a thief hurried into the camp and shouted in a panic: "Oh no, my lord, the big thing is not good, the bride is gone!"
At the same time, Shen Feng gave an order: "Release!"