Body 0526 Draw the ground as a prison
"There are several confidants in the world, and how many friendships can last forever......"
Xia Buer hummed the theme song of "Prison Storm" and walked into the bathhouse compound, this song was sung at this time in a special situation, the bathhouse was surrounded by two circles of barbed wire in the middle, and many idle people walked aimlessly along the barbed wire like the wind, "painting the ground for the prison" is simply tailor-made for them.
Xia Buer led Rhubarb to the back of the bathhouse, Xia Gu Likun followed behind with a shotgun on his back, and the two soon heard a jingling thrashing sound, it turned out that there were several prefabricated houses built behind the building, there were those who modified vehicles and those who did carpenter work, and a few blacksmiths who made blades in the shed.
"Master, do you sell this weapon......
Xia Buer walked into the blacksmith shop and took out a cigarette, a majestic middle-aged blacksmith was obviously a master, threw down the hammer and took the cigarette directly, looked at him and said: "As long as you have food and buttocks, sell it, take whatever you like, and the amount is preferred!"
Xia Buer nodded and walked to a row of weapon racks, the adventurers here obviously have different habits and hobbies, so the cold weapons on the weapon racks are almost varied, and there are even a lot of self-made armor, Xia Gu Likun is curious: "How to use so many knives, who is the most powerful?"
"There is no such thing as the most powerful, it only depends on who is the one who wields the knife......
The big blacksmith came over and pulled out a dog-legged knife, and with a wave of his hand, he cut off a bamboo that was the thickness of an arm, and then handed it to Xia Gu Likun and said: "This dog-leg is most suitable for girls with little strength, the heroine of "Resident Evil" uses it, and cutting a living corpse is as simple as chopping vegetables!"
"Wow, this knife is so sharp......"
Xia Gu Likun took the scimitar with a heartfelt face, but Xia Buer shook his head and said: "The dog's leg is definitely a sharp weapon for cutting people, it can be used to cut the living corpse basically to find death, once you cut off the braincase of the living corpse, the cranial pressure will spray the brain pulp and the corpse blood on your face, as long as you spray it in the eyes or mouth, you will die!"
"Do you have any opinions......
The big blacksmith was a little unhappy when he hugged his arms, and Xia Buer pulled out a large dagger, handed it to Xia Gu Likun and said: "Killing living corpses is mainly stabbing, and the range of labor-saving movements is also small, and you can quickly make adjustments when you miss, so this Boi knife is most suitable for self-defense, but killing living corpses is still an inch long and an inch strong!"
"Brother, connoisseur......"
The big blacksmith raised his eyebrows and didn't refute anymore, Xia Buer smiled and didn't say anything, after picking two daggers of different models, he inserted them into his waist and boots respectively, and then picked up a three-edged hand thorn and said: "Connect it to the hollow steel pipe, make anti-slip treatment at the end of the end, wrap cotton cloth around the interface, I want two before dark!"
"Twenty catties of rice noodles, I'll use the best alloy steel pipe for you, and I'll give you two sets of arm guards......"
The big blacksmith directly raised two fingers, and Xia Buer turned around and picked up two tactical vests made of canvas, as well as nylon holsters and other things, and handed them to Xia Gu Likun before saying: "I'll give you two good cigarettes, two more pairs of binoculars and walkie-talkies, and I'll receive them before sunset!"
"Deal!"
The big blacksmith agreed with a smile, two cigarettes were worth more than twenty catties of rice, but Xia Buer patted his arm and asked casually: "By the way, can you help me get some more ammunition for supplies, the price is negotiable!"
"How can we have extra ammunition......"
The big blacksmith picked up a piece of fiery coke, lit the cigarette in his mouth and said, "Brother and they only have a few guns in total, and the ammunition is counted like a baby, I can only help you get the earth mines and earth cannons that are lit with fire, do you want to have some?"
"Forget it, that kind of thing is too unreliable......"
Xia Buer shook his head and walked out with Xia Gu Likun, no wonder these people didn't directly snatch his weapons and materials, they were actually too weak after a long time, and Xia Gu Likun held the armor and asked: "You taught me so many things, you don't want to train me to be a female warrior, right?"
"I just want you to have the ability to protect yourself, after all, I can't be inseparable from you......"
Xia Buer glanced at her deeply, Xia Gu Likun bit her red lip and nodded gently, in fact, she also understood Xia Buer's thoughts, Xia Buer indirectly killed all her friends, and could only compensate her by protecting her, so she nodded seriously and said: "I will study hard and try not to hold you back!"
"Oh my God, breakfast is ready, come and eat......"
Mei Li suddenly twisted her waist and swung her hips to greet them, and led them to the canteen on the first floor, which should be a dressing room, and the two walls were ventilated and bright, but the people here probably didn't have the ability to eat breakfast, except for the cook and Tang Yu.
"Tang Yu, come and eat together......"
Xia Buer sat directly at the table in the middle, four bowls of Yangchun noodles and eggs had been placed on the table, and the female officer Tang Yu was sitting alone in the corner in a daze, although this Tang Yu is not stunning, but her temperament is particularly outstanding, especially when she is wearing a short skirt military uniform, her cold and glamorous temperament is simply unstoppable.
"So many girls, why did you choose me ......"
Tang Yu walked over and sat beside him with a cold face, Xia Buer smiled and didn't explain, he directly lit a cigarette and beckoned to the cook, but the cook ran over with an inexplicable face, Xia Buer immediately frowned and said: "Don't you understand the rules, whoever cooks the food will eat it first!"
"Oh!"
The cook scratched his head and instinctively glanced at Mei Li, then picked up the soup spoon and tasted two bowls of noodle soup in a row, then put down the soup spoon and turned around to leave, but Xia Buer suddenly pulled out his pistol and scolded angrily: "What do you mean by keeping two bowls and not drinking, believe it or not, Lao Tzu shot you with one shot!"
"Don't, don't, I drink, I drink......"
The cook hurriedly turned around in a panic, picked up the soup spoon and tasted another bowl of noodle soup, but when it was Xia Buer's turn, he didn't dare to start, and his right hand holding the soup spoon trembled violently, but Mei Li suddenly slapped the table and stood up, knocking over the noodle bowls on the table at once.
"Ahh
Gu Li and Tang Yu all jumped away with a scream, Xia Buer slapped and fell to his noodles, and the four bowls of Yangchun noodles fell to the ground almost at the same time, Mei Li immediately rushed up and slapped the cook with a big mouth, and scolded angrily: "Dog mongrel! Did you drop our noodles and fool us with those spoiled noodles?"
"I'm sorry! I don't dare anymore......"
The cook covered his face and knelt on the ground in horror, and Mei Li opened his bow left and right and slapped him several times, and then pointed to the stove and said angrily: "Go back and redo it for me, if there is another spoiled noodle, the old lady will pick your skin and light the sky lantern!"
The cook ran back to the stove with a roll, and Rhubarb ate the noodles on the ground very happily, the earth dog is definitely the best kind of dog to raise, but Xia Buer kicked away the noodles at his feet and said, "This pile can't be eaten, there is corpse poison!"
"Master, you're kidding, how dare this coward poison the corpse, my brother must kill him......"
Mei Li walked back with a stiff smile, Xia Buer raised her head and looked at her coldly, Mei Li immediately looked away and said with a smile: "Master, you haven't slept all night, you can rest after eating, let Tang Yu serve you well, I heard that this girl is still a place!"
"Okay! I'll be her first man today......
Xia Buer turned around and pinched Tang Yu's thigh, Tang Yu immediately hung his head in humiliation, and after a while, the cook re-cooked the noodles, not only added more than a dozen eggs to it, but also tasted a big bite of each bowl of noodles, and when Xia Buer moved his chopsticks, he escaped as if he had been amnestied.
"You eat first, I'll go to the toilet......"
Mei Li walked out quickly after eating a few bites, Tian Shisan and the others were probing their brains outside, she immediately pulled Tian Shisan away and said urgently: "I told you a long time ago that he is an old Jianghu, you have to poison the noodles, he almost turned his face just now, my heart is about to jump out!"
"What does this kid mean, why don't you leave when you know it's poisonous......"
Tian Shisan frowned and wondered, but Mei Li said angrily: "People call the artist bold, he didn't take us in his eyes at all, he pointed out that the face was poisonous to warn us not to be greedy, let's take it when we see it, don't put your life into it, this guy is really a ruthless person!"
"Alas~ You let Linglong withdraw, don't really let him do it......"
Tian Shisan shook his head with a gloomy face, but Mei Li said: "If you do it, you will do it, I think Xia is really interested in her, and she has been touching her lap just now, so she simply asked Linglong to ask him for two guns, and it is worth it to get two thunders!"
"Fart! Linglong is my woman, and Lao Tzu can't let her be slept ...... if she goes bankrupt."
Tian Shisan shouted with a look of shame, who knew that Xia Buer would come out before the words fell, hugging Tang Yu's little waist unscrupulously, Tian Shisan's old face turned green all of a sudden, but he still smiled very politely: "Brother, have fun, don't be polite to me!"
"Don't worry, I'll make her belly bigger later......"
Xia Buer slapped Tang Yu's buttocks heavily, and in Tian Shisan's crying expression, he swaggered and took Tang Yu out of the bathhouse, Tian Shisan immediately shouted in alarm: "Oh no! This kid must be trying to shake the car, quickly take the guy and prepare to rob someone, he dares to move Linglong Lao Tzu will fight with him!"
"Are you crazy? You used to die......
Mei Li hurriedly grabbed him with a blushing face, but Tian 13 pushed her away like a mad dog, directly pulled out the pistol in his waist and rushed out, and his subordinates also rushed out like a wolf, but as soon as they rushed to the door, the two guards ran over and screamed: "Boss!
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
Before the words fell, he suddenly heard the sound of gunshots, and saw that six living corpse dogs were rushing from the mountain, and several people who were doing farm work were fleeing in front of them, but Xia Buer knocked over three of them when he raised his gun, and then under the shocked gaze of everyone, he actually rushed up with a sharpened steel pipe.
It's really the same as chopping melons and vegetables, several living corpse dogs didn't even hold on for two minutes, and they were all slaughtered by Xia Buer, Tian Shisan and the others were all shocked with their mouths open, and when Xia Buer walked back with the steel pipe that was still dripping blood, they were still in deep shock.
"Why did you come out, do you want to help......
Xia Buer walked over and looked at them curiously, Tian 13 and the others immediately received the gun behind them, and they all nodded and smiled at him, Tian 13 smiled even more flatteringly: "Brother, do you want a condom, my imported Okamoto!"
"No! I never wear a condom ......."
Xia Buer directly hugged Tang Yu, who was full of sluggishness, and walked to the car casually, a group of people immediately looked at Tian Shisan, but Tian Shisan swallowed and foamed before he said: "I think we still have to start from the overall situation, let's let Linglong come back with a few guns, we have the ability to live with more guns, let's go drink first!"
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