"It's hard to live a hard life after getting married!" After three or two cups of horse pee, the dignified Iron Man Tony Stark couldn't help but complain to Li Jie: "You cheated on me at the beginning, causing me to propose to Pepper!

"Don't talk nonsense, what is it called hurting you. Marriage is a great thing, okay!" Li Jie directly flew at the black cauldron thrown by Tony: "You should thank me." If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have a family, no children, and a swinger. Maybe Pepper has already given up waiting for you to turn back, but turned around and ran directly after your driver. ”

"If you want to say bad things about Pepper, be careful that she knows that she is trying to fix you in the future. After Li Jie said this, Tony couldn't help but shudder, he looked left and right, and found no suspicious target before whispering to Li Jie: "If you don't say this, who will know if I don't say it? Are you quite a traitor? Don't forget, you came out with me, and now you also have a handle in my hand." If I go back and tell Arashi that Li Jie is actually out drinking under the pretext of looking for Dracula. Guess what's going on?"

Now it was Li Jie's turn to shiver. Because Lan is definitely not allowed, now that Li Jie has lost weight to a plateau, his weight is not so easy to go down. If you don't get it right, it's very easy to rebound, so Lan has a very strict diet management system for Li Jie. and denied Li Jie's method of cheating with beauty potions, she said that Li Jie needs to have strong willpower.

In this recipe, low sugar, low carb (carbohydrates) and low oil, these three lows are a must. And now Li Jie and Tony are drinking craft beer and eating fried snacks in the bar, this diet is of course high in sugar, high carbs and high fat, if Lan knows, then he will definitely make himself crazy to practice.

Li Jie is now trained by Lan every day and can't get up, and he doesn't want to continue to accept this kind of inhuman treatment.

"Hmph, are you very happy to be managed by Lan every day now?" Tony looked at Li Jie's shuddering appearance like himself, and he suddenly felt a lot better: "You dragged me into the grave of love! ”

Li Jie glanced at Tony: "What's wrong? Do you still want to regret it?"

"What's the use of regretting?" Tony took a sip of his glass, then shook the empty glass and said to the bartender, "Another stout!"

The bartender handed Tony a glass full of dark beer, and Tony took another sip before saying, "You don't know how hard life is when you get married!"

"How?" Li Jie looked at Tony, and he also took a sip of the beer in the cup.

"After I got married, all my spare time was controlled. Pepper knows my habits and routines too well, and she even knows where I like to hide money. ”

Li Jie heard Tony say this, and he couldn't help but mutter, "This is a bit too miserable." ”

"She changed all my recipes for the sake of a so-called healthy lifestyle, and you know my favorite cheeseburger, I love the rich cheese mixed with the aroma of beef. If I could, I could eat three in one sitting!" Tony felt a little hungry as he said this, so he called the bartender and asked if he could make something like a simple burger, and he unceremoniously ordered three.

When the steaming cheeseburger is served, the taste is still very tempting, because the aroma of the cheese is strong. Tony wanted double the amount of cheese, and the rich cheddar cheese melted into a juice like egg yolk after being roasted by heat. It trickled down the double beef patty, some onto Tony's fingers. This made Tony look a little embarrassed and scrambling, but he didn't care to bite down on the hot burger.

Hamburger patties and bread in the U.S. are a bit drier than in China, but when you mix the melted rich and rich cheddar cheese, it all makes for a wonderful combination, and as long as you can accept the saltiness of the cheese and the heavy milkiness, it is a very good and tempting dish. Coupled with the crispy lettuce and tomatoes in the burger, as well as the saliva pickled cucumber, these vegetables remove the grease of the cheese and patty, making the whole burger richer in flavor and making it easier to make people want to eat it without holding back.

Tony ate a whole cheeseburger in two bites, and handed one to Li Jie and put it in front of him and said, "You should eat this." Authentic American food!"

This cheeseburger is synonymous with high calories, with plenty of cheese and toasted bread and fatty beef patties that give you a rich calorie flavor when you smell them closely. Li Jie hadn't eaten anything like this for a long time. It is false to say that you are not tempted. Although he didn't like burgers very much, now after he has eaten greens and radishes and boiled chicken breast for more than a month, this cheeseburger is a great delicacy for him. Li Jie couldn't help but feast.

"It's such a delicious food, but Peibo always says that the calories are too high, too greasy, and eating it is not good for my high blood cholesterol and high blood pressure. Tony said with grief and indignation.

Li Jie said while eating a hamburger: "But you can inject X beauty potion! Wouldn't it be good to inject one to eat a non-fat potion?

"It's all tears, because Jenny was born. Peibo thinks that we, as parents, need to set an example in front of our children, we can't find shortcuts in everything, we must have perseverance and perseverance, only if we maintain our own position, we can better educate our children. ”

Listening to Tony say this, Li Jie felt that what Peibo said was not unreasonable. But when this kind of truth is applied to himself, it is very uncomfortable, so Li Jie raised his glass and said to Tony, "Come, let's go." I know you so well, now I can't even inject x beauty potions!"

Tony also raised his glass: "Come, for freedom." ”

"Come, in order to get rid of my wife temporarily~!" Li Jie and Tony had another drink. "So, don't be persuading your friends Peter and Gwen to get married or something, I think it's good for them to go on like this, but it's miserable after they get married. Everything has to be controlled, even pocket money has to be restricted!" Tony, the world's richest man, sighed.

Li Jie also agreed: "That's right, that's right, so I'm not pulling fiber in the media now." Let's enjoy our current freedom with peace of mind. Dracula or something, I'd better wait to find it when I have time. ”

Just as Lee Kit and Tony were enjoying a rare leisurely vacation and were about to delay it a little longer, an old man in the culture shirt of I Love Sailor Moon rushed into the bar. Behind him were two skulls in flames and leather cloaks.

There is a good saying: when you want to be lucky, life gives you all misfortune. When you feel unlucky, you will find that you can be even more unfortunate in the next second.