Chapter 29: Happy Night (Part II) Thank you for your tip!
"Carp!" Mao Juxing quickly picked up, and the young man's talent was absolutely quick.
When Wang Bao arrived, he brought it up that the people in front of him were wrong and should be punished. The few in front of him were furious, shouting how could they be wrong, what kind of fish everyone was talking about, and they didn't directly say fish, how could they be wrong?
Wang Baoqiang held back a smile and pointed out the wrong places for them.
"Sister Dandan was the first to say it, right?"
"yes, what's the matter?" Wang Dandan asked with a very angry stat at Wang Bao.
"What's wrong, sister, you're talking about baby fish!" Wang Bao deliberately accentuated the pronunciation of the baby fish, prompting her, hoping that she would find out for herself.
"Yes, I said baby fish, I didn't say it directly, it's not a big category, it's not a foul, right?" At this time, Wang Dandan also reacted that he was wrong.
But Huang Miao, who is known as an old fox, has already reacted, and he explained to Wang Dandan with a smile: "Dandan, the baby fish you said is not a fish, its scientific name is giant salamander, it is an amphibian animal, it has legs, not a legless animal." ”
"Ahh
"Actually, many people can't tell the difference, after all, most of us have never seen baby fish, including many animals and plants, we have never seen them with our own eyes, so there is nothing to be ashamed of. Huang Miao saw that her students were embarrassed and the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, so she began to persuade her.
"Yes, Sister Dandan, there's nothing to be embarrassed about, and it's not just that you're wrong, Li Dan is also wrong, why are you kid still pretending to be unlucky here? Do you think we didn't find that the soft-shelled turtle is not a fish?" Wang Bao saw that Wang Dandan was embarrassed, and decisively threw the pot to Li Dan, this kid has already reacted now, what he said is also wrong, but he is secretly happy there, and wants to fool the past.
"That's right! The soft-shelled turtle is not a fish! It's a four-legged animal, Li Dan, you're also wrong, why are you still happy?" Song Changying also reacted when she heard Wang Bao finish speaking, and immediately said to Li Dan.
"Hahaha...... I thought I could fool the past, but I didn't expect to be discovered by you, can't I admit punishment?" Li Dan was very angry, he didn't get angry or embarrassed because he was exposed, in fact, he was very thick-skinned.
Needless to say, a series of four of them have said wrong, and they will all be punished. Generally, this game is played at the wine table, whoever is wrong drinks a glass of wine, and now there is no wine in the program group, so you can only drink water. But if you don't want to drink water, you can also perform a show instead.
At the beginning, everyone didn't care, and everyone drank a glass of water happily. But as the game goes on, the person who makes a mistake and is punished can't stand it even if he just drinks water, and sometimes drinking too much water is more uncomfortable than drinking too much alcohol.
As the game progressed, everyone could be said to be full of mistakes, that is, Wang Bao, the initiator of the game, had been punished twice.
This time the game restarted, because some two people always made mistakes, the people sitting in their next house strongly asked to change their seats, and Yu Wenwen changed to Wang Bao's next house to sit.
This round of the game is still Wang Dandan, who made a mistake just now, and the first three people are generally safe, because the game has been played until now, and there is no serious and error-free turning of more than one lap. So......
"Sunday!"—"Walk in the Park!"—"How many legs?" —"No legs!"
Wang Bao's family is a Mao superstar, he has always been a talented and quick person, and he rarely makes mistakes, so he smoothly connected: "Carp!"
After he finished speaking, it was Wang Bao, Wang Bao had the intention of harming people this time, so he said the wrong thing calmly: "Braised fish!"
Yu Wenwen is Chinese-Canadian, she went to live abroad as a teenager, although she still understands Chinese culture, but after all, she is also a person who is deeply influenced by foreign culture, so sometimes, she can't react to the stalk of China.
"Ribbon fish!"
After catching it smoothly, she exhaled happily, but Zhang Gang below her interrupted her good mood.
"You wait a minute, Xiaobao, I just want to ask, what is braised fish? Can vegetables also be considered animals? Shouldn't animals be alive?" Zhang Gang looked skeptical and thirsty for knowledge, and made Wang Bao laugh at once.
He didn't have a good heart, he wanted to watch the young lady perform, and he wanted to deceive people. originally thought that this stalk would pit a few more people, but he didn't expect to be discovered by Teacher Zhang Gang so soon, so he couldn't help it, and laughed out loud.
"Ahh
"Is Wang Bao wrong?" At this time, Yu Wenwen also reflected, she smiled and slapped Wang Bao's arm with annoyance, it was really that she was caught drinking too much water just now, and now she can't drink it.
After Wang Bao drank a glass of water, he smiled and shouted: "Show program, show program......
Others also followed suit, shouting loudly: "Show, show, show......"
In fact, the young lady is not afraid of the performance show, she is versatile, but she has a strong personality, and she always feels that she can't drink water first, and it is a bit embarrassing to start performing the show. Now everyone asks her to perform in the show, so she took advantage of this step to start the show.
She didn't take out her well-known skill - singing, but picked up her own guitar and performed a guitar solo, which is a fancy fingerstyle performance, a very beautiful and very dazzling performance.
When she finished soloing, everyone was a little shocked and began to applaud enthusiastically.
To be honest, Wang Bao was also shocked, although he also played the guitar well, he couldn't do this kind of fancy finger playing. Now when I see a girl who looks weak, she suddenly comes to such a paragraph, and she is really shocked, and she admires it very much.
Yu Wenwen, this girl looks weak, she is really a strong female man-type strong woman in her heart, she works hard, and her business level is also very high. I believe that after the show is broadcast, it will also give her a lot of fans, so she is also very grateful to Wang Bao who gave her this opportunity, and after thanking everyone who applauded enthusiastically, she whispered thank you to Wang Bao next to her.
Wang Bao smiled and didn't say anything after hearing this, but plunged into the ocean of joy with everyone. The game continues, and people start to perform the show, some tell jokes, some say tongue twisters, some dance, and of course, singing.
Mao Superstar finally sang his song "Superstar", a plain and cheerful and witty style, which makes people laugh after listening to it. In particular, Mao Superstar's unique whistle has simply become his trademark, and the people who whistle are not only hooligans and gangsters, but also Mao Superstar.
To be honest, Mao Superstar is really talented, and the songs he writes, whether they are lyrics or songs, seem ordinary, but they have a long aftertaste. Wang Bao found that he liked him and admired him, at least he couldn't be as talented as him, of course, if you add the entertainment resources of the entire earth space behind him, it would be difficult for anyone to come!
Everyone spent a pleasant after-dinner entertainment time in joy, and at the end, everyone unanimously asked Wang Bao to sing a song to end this entertainment time.
Wang Bao had no choice but to start singing. He was originally going to sing a song that he had sung before, but as soon as he started, He Ling took the lead and asked him to come up with a new song, preferably a song that suits the situation now.
Wang Bao was forced to have no choice but to make a big move and sacrifice the ultimate Dafa - "Unforgettable Tonight"!
"Unforgettable tonight, unforgettable tonight
No matter the ends of the world and the cape
Shenzhou is embraced by thousands of miles
I wish the motherland a good and the motherland well
I wish the motherland well
I wish the motherland well
Say goodbye tonight, farewell tonight
Both new friends and old friends
I'll be invited again next spring
Qingshan is not old, but not old
Qingshan is not old
Qingshan is not old
I wish the motherland well
I wish the motherland well"
It is hard for Wang Bao to imagine that without this song "Unforgettable Tonight" in this time and space, how would they spend the 30th night of the Chinese New Year's Eve? Now that he has finally made up this divine comedy, he can let these natives have a good New Year.
The harmony and lyrics of this song are very simple, after Wang Bao sang it once, everyone would sing it, and under the infection of the atmosphere, everyone followed and sang.
In this familiar song, the moon climbed the branches, and the tired people began to go back to the house to rest, leaving a place of silver-white moonlight, quietly illuminating the land of China.