Chapter 54, saying that cross talk sells hanging tickets (second update)

Luo Yiming said: "How did you carry this ......?"

Guo Degang looked at Luo Yiming's delicate little face: "It's not a good match, it's not a good match." ”

Luo Yiming said innocently: "Nonsense, it's a good match." Sir, it means master. ”

Guo Degang made a look of surprise and exclaimed, "Mr. is the master...... Are you his apprentice?"

Luo Yiming nodded: "That's right." ”

Guo Degang sighed and said, "You are a bad practice." ”

"Why am I bad?" Luo Yiming looked cute.

"It's a pity. ”

Luo Yiming said: "What's the pity." ”

Guo Degang lamented: "It's a waste." ”

Luo Yiming was unconvinced: "I'll waste any materials I have." ”

"It's a waste. You worship him, you ...... You might as well worship me, you worship me, you are already a human being

Luo Yiming pushed Lao Guo on: "I'm not a human being now, how can I speak?"

Guo Degang, who was pushed away, walked back and said, "How old are you this year?"

Luo Yiming is playing Yu Qian, this paragraph has to restore him, Luo Yiming said: "I'm thirty-seven." ”

When Guo Degang heard this, he smiled: "You look so young, you are thirty-seven years old?"

Not~~

The audience will also focus on Luo Yiming, who has heard this cross talk, in fact, he is thirty-seven years old, and Luo Yiming is talking about Teacher Yu Qian.

Luo Yiming was dug by Lao Guo, and the audience felt that it was not easy to accept these words.

Unexpectedly, Luo Yiming was very relaxed: "I am just the opposite of you, and I am not in a hurry at all." ”

"Good!"

That's a wonderful answer. ”

Guo Degang dug a pit, but he didn't expect Luo Yiming to mock him.

can't delay the rhythm of cross talk, Guo Degang was ridiculed, and he has to return to cross talk.

He smiled: "Oh... Also...... It's pretty much the same...... It's a pity to be so old. ”

Luo Yiming smiled: "What's wrong?"

Guo Degang said profoundly: "You...... It's redundant, how nice it is to worship me. ”

"Me?"

Guo Degang nodded and confirmed: "Worship me." The prodigal son does not change the gold for any ....... ”

"Prodigal son, huh?" Luo Yiming asked.

"Today...... You worship me, we don't pay attention to any form, right here, just witness these people, kowtow, I will accept you. Guo Degang said loudly, rolling up his sleeves and asking the audience to witness together.

Luo Yiming hurriedly stopped Guo Degang's raised arm: "Okay, you wait for a while." ”

Guo Degang's momentum is not reduced: "Come on, I can't wait, hurry up...... Thank you, thank you, and all of you...... Thank you!"

Luo Yiming was made to apprentice by Guo Degang.

The audience in the audience forgot to watch the recording today, and the current cross talk performance, they watched it quite enjoyable.

"Wait, wait, wait. ”

Guo Degang looked back at Luo Yiming: "Come on, I can't wait, I really can't wait." ”

Luo Yiming said: "Okay, okay...... Let's wait, wait...... How...... I will worship you as a teacher, and I will recognize a master without two words...... Where?"

Guo Degang looked like a circle: "Lonely and unheard...... You don't know me, prodigal son?"

Burst.

Luo Yiming said: "Let's not mention this prodigal son, okay?"

Guo Degang pretended to be stupid and said: "The prodigal son doesn't change his money when he turns around." ”

Luo Yiming said: "No! I can't turn back." ”

Guo Degang said: "You don't know me?...... You all know me. ”

"Who. ”

Guo Degang patted his chest and said: "I, a famous Peking Opera performance artist! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you~! Hello friends on the third floor!"

This studio is on the first floor, not even on the second floor, Luo Yiming said: "Is there a third floor?!...... What kind of eyes do you ...... here. ”

Guo Degang said: "It looks like." ”

Luo Yiming said: "It doesn't look like it's a layer, just one layer." ”

Guo Degang bent over with his hands and said, "Thank you, thank you, thank you for your encouragement...... I am a famous big Peking Opera artist. ”

Luo Yiming pouted and said, "The big man didn't see it, so he came to my waist." ”

Luo Yiming straightened up and stretched out his hand to compare with Guo Degang's chest, and the audience burst into laughter again.

Guo Degang looked at Luo Yiming, don't say it, this kid talks about cross talk, and the humorous cell is not too much at all.

"You don't know me?...... It's over, you're done, you've been bad for half your life. ”

"People respect me...... Today, at noon, the audience invited me to eat Western food. ”

Luo Yiming said: "Still Western food?"

Guo Degang looked at Luo Yiming with disdain: "You ...... You haven't eaten it, have you?...... You're done, you can't eat this, you don't have that brain. ”

"Let's eat Western food, sit there, ah, pasta...... Spaghetti bolognese, how good is it...... The waiter was also polite, "Big bowl and small bowl?"

Luo Yiming was stupid: "This is also divided into big and small bowls?!"

Guo Degang rolled up his sleeves, made the action of rolling the noodles into the pot, and said: "Tell the master that if you want wide strips, you can ...... boil them now."

"Is this how pasta is made?"

Burst.

Guo Degang and Luo Yiming teased each other.

The cooperation between the two is quite tacit.

If the two had rehearsed before, forget it.

But when you come up, you can get it, and it's so exciting.

Guo Degang is a master of cross talk, he can act well, nothing.

Ke Luo Yiming is different.

The first time he said this sells hanging tickets.

It's the first time, it's so slippery, so realistic, and no one else.

The girls in the audience began to talk again, and Luo Yiming was clear.

The cross talk has to continue, and after the applause, continue to speak.

"Honestly, Italy isn't far from us...... Over there in Gansu...... It is clear that it is clear...... You know what. ”

Luo Yiming cried, where is this special meow Italy: "Don't say it...... Don't say anything...... I advise you, next time you want leek leaves, leeks are delicious. ”

Guo Degang shook his head: "I like to ask for trouser belts, wide." ”

"What a mess. Luo Yiming was speechless.

Guo Degang showed a look that others didn't understand: "This person has never eaten Western food, do you know?" ”

Luo Yiming said: "Yes, I have really eaten Lanzhou ramen!"

Guo Degang changed the topic and said loudly: "The audience respects me very much!!It's you, you don't know me, I'm an old artist, thank you, you know." ”

Luo Yi understood: "You always bring such a "thank you", not poor!"

Guo Degang said: "Ah, take care of it, I'm willing." I'm an artist, really, don't tell nonsense, lie to you I'm Shi Fukuan. ”

Luo Yiming grabbed him: "Hey, don't swear by my master." ”

Guo Degang smiled: "Swear...... I've been singing for so many years. ”

"What kind of drama are you singing?" said the cross talk, and it gradually came to the scene of selling hanging tickets.

And the essence of cross talk is also here, and it is slowly pushed forward.

Guo Degang said proudly: "You don't know me? ”

Luo Yiming nodded: "You are similar to me...... I was born with a stammer. ”

Burst.

Guo Degang said: "You stammered and found a place to cut it." ”

Luo Yiming said: "What to treat." ”

"Stammering. ”

"It's not like a bang. Luo Yiming said.

Guo Degang said solemnly: "Keba (Keban)." ”

"Oh, Koban, you say that you are singing, that's called Koban!"

"That's right. Guo Degang said: "Ke...... Regular professional training!...... That's right! We came from a professional class...... It's been so many years, and I'm a student of Fu Liancheng. ”

Luo Yiming knew Fu Liancheng: "The old drama troupe, that's ...... Fu Liancheng?!"

Guo Degang cocked his thumb: "Yes, Fu Liancheng, Ma Lianliang, Qiu Shengrong, Tan Fuying are all there." ”

Luo Yiming sighed: "Not anymore." ”

Guo Degang wasn't sure how much Luo Yiming could talk to him in the future, but seeing that Luo Yiming was getting better, even this rich Liancheng knew that Guo Degang's cross talk addiction was getting more and more.

He whispered: "At the beginning of liberation, I knew that there was no more, and I was happy to be rich and prosperous in the Yuan Yunqing, and in the early days of liberation, I was not allowed to do it, and I didn't do it, but I didn't stop it, and I went to underground training." ”

Luo Yiming was curious: "The troupe is also going underground?"

Guo Degang said: "Yes...... Our stage names are all connected......"

"What?"

Guo Degang said: "If there are rich words with happy words, one subject will be ranked." ”

Luo Yiming blurted out: "Isn't it just a prosperous and prosperous world." ”

Guo Degang said: "That's right...... Happy, Lian, Rich, Sheng, Shi, Yuan, Yun, Qing, Zhuan, Jian, Country, Five, Ten, Six, Zhou, Year. ”

Luo Yiming said: "Ah??? it's too long, this !!"

Guo Degang was proud: "I'm from the Nian character department!"

Luo Yiming said: "Oh...... The last subject. ”

Guo Degang said proudly: "Yes, I am in my last year. ”

Luo Yiming nodded and asked, "Oh...... Your name is ......"

"Rice cakes!"

Burst.

Luo Yiming was speechless: "Rice cakes, ......"

Guo Degang said with a smile: "Who doesn't know me, Guo Nian Cake." ”

Luo Yiming mocked: "Return Guo rice cake ......"

Guo Degang disagreed: "Guo Rice Cake, plus my surname and stage name, Guo Rice Cake." ”

Luo Yiming said: "Oh, your surname is Guo"

Guo Degang said: "We evaluate the business at the end of the year, evaluate the quality of the business, and then add the numbers you evaluate; for example, Ma Lianliang, the fifth ...... Five horses are even better. ”

Luo Yiming realized it and said, "Oh, this is Wuma Lianliang, and this operation?"

Guo Degang said: "Zhang Junqiu is the third, three Zhang Junqiu, I am the first ...... every year."

"...... you?

Guo Degang's eyes narrowed: "A pot of rice cakes!"

Burst.

At this moment, the audience couldn't help it at all, the previous laughter had not been absorbed, and the new burden was shaking, except for Guo Degang, the old meat, Luo Yiming also spoke very excitingly, and the audience was already very happy.

"If this cross talk continues, I will die of laughter. ”

"Lao Guo and Xiao Luo are really a perfect match. ”

"Selling hanging tickets, I've heard it before, and today's version has a new look. I'm looking forward to it, looking forward to how they will play later. ”