This nest of masters is quite strange, a woman with a wooden sword on her back, a strong man with developed biceps, a foot picker, a nose picker, and a lame brother who is studying to block bullets in the ground.

It's unscientific, but it's so good that I don't have to be afraid.

I said I'd serve you snacks, and they all looked at me with excitement.

I ran to the door and looked outside, stretched out my hand and waved, and soon the little nurse came over and scolded me: "You can be quiet, I won't let you out." ”

I smiled in my heart, and opened my mouth to tease: "Xiangxiang, it's not your turn to play with the patient today, why are you always outside? ”

She was immediately embarrassed, squatting and slapping my hand fiercely: "I didn't care about you, quickly retract it!"

I touched her hand up and touched her white and tender little face, and she was ashamed and angry: "You dead man..... I'm going back, don't wave my hand in the future, I won't come to see you again!"

She was really leaving, so I hurriedly spoke: "Wait, Xiangxiang, I'm teasing you, I'm not going out, you can prepare me some spicy beef jerky mung bean cakes and Wangwang snow cakes, the more the merrier." ”

She asked me what I was going to do, and I said that I would be uncomfortable if I didn't eat it, and that I was going to have a violent illness again.

She was stunned and muttered to me that it was ready. I'm secretly cool, I can buy these peerless masters now.

As soon as I turned around, several peerless masters stared at me, startling me. I raised my hand: "Don't worry, everyone, the snacks will be coming soon." ”

The woman chuckled, "You want to please us?" ”

The foot-picking man snorted coldly: "Yes, how can a person who practices martial arts lie on the ground and beg for food, and he is shameless!"

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I smiled dryly: "Seniors naturally can't beg, I don't care, haha, that little sister is my mother-in-law, I spank her." ”

They finally stopped looking at each other coldly, I secretly thought that it was really a psychopath, and I would die if I lay down, and I deserved that you couldn't eat snacks.

The strong man seemed to have suddenly realized at this time, and then stared at me up and down, looking at my buttocks: "You kid can still shape his body, and you can't just rely on snacks if you want to apprentice." ”

He smiled strangely: "I remember that I said that I wanted to open meat, and those who practice martial arts are eclectic, as long as it is a hole." ”

I blinked, and the chrysanthemum tightened for a while: "Haha...... I just like you as an eclectic person, haha, no, hemorrhoids. ”

He wiped the corners of his mouth, strode over, and lifted me up again. The rest of the people shook their heads, and the woman was disgusted: "Don't try so hard, he's still very young." ”

Damn, are you really Nyima insane? This senior brother is going to drill a hole!

I howled, "Actually, I really went to the wrong house, I don't want to apprentice anymore......"

The burly man ignored me and threw me up to the second floor, and all four of them jumped up the rotten stairs. I'm busy crawling into the corner, the damn sunflower is going to be exploded?

I shrank in the corner and pulled the quilt to block it, and the strong man laughed wildly: "Don't be afraid, the Sprinkle family will be very gentle." ”

I was so frightened that I swallowed my saliva, and my eyes looked at the wooden sword woman: "Sister, save me." ”

She chuckled and shook her head: "To practice martial arts, this is necessary, senior brother must touch your body." ”

Damn, I looked around and wanted to run, the strong man had already grabbed my waist, turned me over with a lift of his hand, bent his legs and pressed my knees, and the pain made my tears come out.

I'm really panicking now, it's not going to fucking be true, is it? I struggled desperately, the strong man put his fist against the back of my neck, I was in a cold sweat, I felt like he could punch me to death.

I turned my head to look at him in horror, and he smiled in a daze, and a fist the size of a punching bag slid down my shoulder and toward my arm, pressing again and again.

I was in terrible pain, tears really came out, and my arm was also shaky by him, it couldn't have hurt more.

I couldn't figure out what he was going to do, so he pressed my arms, then pinched my waist, and finally let go of me after pinching every muscle.

My arms are shaking now, my waist is numb, and my knees are painful, as if I have been opened.

"This kid is really good, he has some foundation, and he is a malleable talent. ”

The strong man smiled, and the other three were all interested, and I was relieved that the nose picker jumped over: "I'll take a look too." ”

I said, what are you going to do? He turned around and sat on my back, but his hands grabbed my legs, and he slammed them back.

I was spitting in pain, and my butt was numb. This nose picker used to dig his nose with his feet, but now he won't use my feet to dig his nose.

I had a chill, and he actually broke my leg in front of his eyes, then lowered and broke it up, and finally pinched my ankles and knees, and finally let me go.

"It's really good, this leg should be trained in the north leg, and it is a waste to train the south leg. ”

The nose picker jumped twice, stood upright and stretched out his feet to pick his nose, and the other three all turned their heads away from him and gagged.

I laughed dryly, "Okay, I feel like I'm unconscious." ”

I was really unconscious, they were all heavy, and their strength was at a critical point, my hands and feet were about to be broken, and the pain was out.

The strong man and the nose-picker nodded: "It's okay, it's not bad." I breathed a sigh of relief, but the foot-picker came over with a pout: "Wait, I haven't seen it yet." ”

I said you don't need to pick my feet, and he immediately became furious: "Picking your feet is not in your feet, it's picking your feet, what is picking out? Every joint and every acupuncture point in the human body can be picked, you know a fart!"

I laughed and said it was too profound, but I still didn't pick it. He didn't bird me, five fingers on the back of my hand and groped, and then poked lightly, I don't know which acupuncture point, my bones hurt.

"The fingers are okay, the wrists are not good, they are too stiff. As he spoke, he touched my arm with his fingers: "Arms are not good, young people don't like to exercise now, and their joints are like...... Hey, it's good to have the other hand for Mao, do you often exercise one hand?"

I laughed, "yes, yes, young people nowadays are generally strong with one hand..... Press the mouse. ”

He frowned, measured inch by inch along my shoulder, and finally was barely satisfied: "Although it is a little rigid, it can still be revived by tossing, and I have the foundation to learn to grab it." ”

I was pleasantly surprised, the gripper? The strong man also spoke: "Southern boxing can also be learned." ”

The nose picker continued to pick his nose: "The north leg can also ponder." ”

I really want to kowtow to the teacher, but now my whole body is painful and numb, and I can't seem to move, so I say thank you seniors. The woman's face was moved, and she came to see me.

She smiled lightly: "Since they all think you can, then you can definitely learn my swordsmanship, I just came to massage you." ”

This is good, I thanked again and again, her slender jade hands were like a girl's, and after massaging a few places on my body for a while, I relieved the pain and stood up directly.

When I got up, I hurriedly apprenticed to the teacher again, and my head also kowtowed: "The four masters are above, please accept the disciple's worship." ”

The woman asked me to get up, and the three gentlemen were neither salty nor light: "Don't grind, take it off." ”

I squirted, looking at them suspiciously, and they pointed to my clothes: "Take off, only wear panties, and you have to be trained well." ”

I was frightened again, and I took off my essence with a twist, and the three gentlemen glanced at it a few times, and I secretly thought that it was not a.

Looking at the wooden sword woman again, she stared at me and drooled, looking like a fool.

I was startled, and she coughed hurriedly: "Ouch, yes, let's practice well." ”

I said yes, and they were all serious, but only the strong man came over, grabbed my shoulder, and shook it a few times, and my shoulder was sore.

"Practice boxing first and then leg, grappling and weapons need fist and leg assistance, so practice last. ”

I'll do whatever he says, I say I know, and he doesn't talk nonsense: "Then you practice." ”

I blinked, and said cautiously, "What are you practicing?" He clenched his fist lightly and smashed it directly to the side, as fast as the wind, only to see a depression in the wall, and some dry and hard cement fell.

"Just practice like this, you have enough strength to teach you moves, when do you break through this wall. ”

My day, although this is a dangerous building, and the walls are about to collapse, who can do it if Nima is forced to pierce it with his hands.

I sneered, "Why don't you change your practice?" He smiled again: "If you haven't penetrated it for half a year, it means that you have no qualifications, and I will open meat at that time." ”