Su Yi was stunned: "I'...... Do you hate it?"

"When you see a beautiful woman, you can't take a step, and you go up and get close to someone else, as if you've never seen a woman. All day long, he looks like a hanger, he doesn't learn and has no skills, and he is idle......" Lan Ling'er said this, quite disdainful: "What are the second ancestors who don't grow up in the TV series, you are the most standard portrayal of reality, I used to think that the TV series were all lies, but now I know that art really comes from life." ”

"I ......" Su Yi almost went crazy, if it weren't for Lan Ling'er's unfathomable height, he would have pounced on him directly without caring about 3721. Since she said that she was evil, then she really did it once.

Su Yi was speechless, and thought: "Old housekeeper, old housekeeper, what kind of bodyguard did you find for me! This beautiful bodyguard is obviously not a person from us all the way, and it is simple, a simple fart! If it is simple, then she should believe whatever she says, but the result is good, she will veto whatever Lao Tzu says, and she will say that Lao Tzu is useless!"

In any case, in the next few years, Lan Ling'er will be both a bodyguard and a classmate, and Su Yi took her directly to Tianhai University.

Tianhai University is the most famous institution of higher learning in the south, with a long history and profound heritage, and many famous masters of Chinese culture have graduated from the school.

Beijing University in the north and Tianda in the south, Jingcheng University and Tianhai University are equally famous, representing the two most famous universities in China. It's just that students at Tianhai University sometimes feel aggrieved, because the name of Tianhai University is always easy to confuse with Haitian Group.

After the plane landed, Su Yi rushed directly to Tianhai University, although the name of this university is easily reminiscent of Haitian Group, but the difference between the two is still very big. Tianhai University is a producer of talents, Haitian Group is a producer of soybean paste, although there are too many college students this year, and it is not as valuable as soybean paste, but anyway, it is not the same thing after all.

But at least there is one thing that Jingjing University is slightly inferior to Tianhai University, and that is the quality and quantity of beauties.

Tianhai University is rich in beautiful women, which is well known in many colleges and universities in Huaxia.

Over the years, Tianhai University has occupied the top three places in the ranking list of major universities in China, and from this point of view, it is enough to get a glimpse of the high quality of Tianhai University's beautiful students, which is enough to make it difficult for other universities to match.

The conscience of heaven and earth, Su Yi definitely didn't come to Tianhai University for the beauties of Tianhai University, but taking a step back, who doesn't want his college beauties to be like a cloud?

Even if you can't touch it, you can't get on it, but you can still see a few times, right?

At the end of the day's classes, when you are tired, you look up and see that there are beautiful women all around, how comfortable and exciting it is?

Living in such a school, you don't need to go online to watch Dongying love action movies, some of them are themes that can be masturbated, isn't this the true meaning of college life!

Su Yi and Lan Ling'er took the subway at the airport to the nearest subway station to Tianhai University, and then took the bus to finally arrive at Tianhai University.

Su Yi and Lan Ling'er got out of the car, each carrying a suitcase and walking towards Jianghai University.

At this moment, it is already noon, the autumn is crisp, and the sun is like fire, but this can not resist the fiery enthusiasm of the new students who came to report.

Today is the registration date of Tianhai University, a large number of new students poured into Tianhai University, most of the freshmen are accompanied by their parents and families, some of the relatives and friends around the students seem to be a group to come to Tianhai University for sightseeing and sightseeing, grandparents, parents, seven aunts and eight aunts are all accompanied, the team is mighty, the momentum is extraordinary.

Su Yi was mixed in with the flow of freshmen, looking left and right, but soon there was a deep disappointment on his face, and he didn't see a few beauties along the way.

Didn't you say that Tianhai University is as beautiful as a cloud? Why are there few people who are eye-catching, and compared to Lan Ling'er around him, they are really far behind.

If Su Yi wants to compare the beauties with Lan Ling'er as a yardstick, then let alone these freshmen who have just entered the school, I'm afraid that the entire Tianhai University will not be able to pick out a few who can compare Lan Ling'er's stunning beauty and dusty temperament.

Lan Ling'er walked beside Su Yi, her face was quiet, her eyes were like water, and Rao was surrounded by dense crowds, but she still felt like the independence of the empty valley, and interpreted that beautiful and elegant temperament to the extreme.

It's just that she has such a beautiful posture, but her figure is extremely tall and slender, she is simply an angel face and a devil figure.

Therefore, along the way, she has really attracted the attention of many people.

In fact, everyone is looking at Lan Ling'er, but Su Yi thinks that he is looking at himself, and said with emotion: "Whether you hate me or not, in fact, I am still very handsome, in all fairness, am I right?"

Lan Ling'er looked at Su Yi seriously, and after a while, she nodded and said, "At least so far, I think you're pretty handsome...... If you are satisfied, I will take back my words, and I will meet many handsome guys who are more handsome than you in the future, such as the one in ...... "Ode to Joy". ”

"I think you women are really fickle animals...... Su Yi almost stumbled after hearing this: "Two years ago, a group of women went crazy and called Do Minjun their husbands, some time ago, these women were still arguing about having monkeys with Song Joong Ki, and now they have all forgotten who Do Min Joon and Song Joong Ki are, and they are beginning to be madly obsessed with a TV series character named Lao Tan, it is estimated that it will not be long before there will be new idols!"

"Young Master Su, it turns out that you are not completely unlearned, you observe things very carefully......" Lan Ling'er blinked her eyes and said very seriously: "You are not wrong at all, the aesthetic concepts of this era are easy to be guided, modern pop culture has created one idol after another with clothing, styling, and various luxury goods, and sometimes many people can't see the truth of pop culture at all." The social psychologist Marine Le Pen once said that we think we are rational, we think that our every move is justified. But the truth is that the vast majority of our daily actions are the result of hidden motives that we simply don't know ourselves...... In fact, humans really are creatures that are easily manipulated. ”

"Le Pen has also said that the masses have never really thirsted for the truth, and they will turn a deaf ear to unpalatable evidence...... Anyone who can provide them with illusions can easily become their masters. Su Yi said meaningfully: "The reason why pop culture is popular is precisely because it can provide a certain illusion that people can free themselves from the pressures of real life, and look forward to the ideal life of idols who are well-dressed, bell-ringing, and full of handsome guys and beauties." ”

Lan Ling'er was stunned when she heard this: "You...... How do you know that?"

"Do you think you're the only one who has read Le Pen's "The Rabble"?" he smiled, Su Yi stretched out his hand to Lan Ling'er: "But, as a man, I'm still very single-minded." Hold your hand and let me hold it, and let's hold hands and go all the way down to see if we can make it to the end in the end. ”

Su Yi's casual words caused a lot of waves in Lan Ling'er's heart, and Lan Ling'er suddenly realized that the "evil young man" in front of her might not be the same thing as she had expected before, and the impression in her heart gradually changed a little.

However, Lan Ling'er still didn't hand it over to Su Yi, and Su Yi was not reluctant, and the two of them soon entered Tianhai University.

The oldest first teaching building of Tianhai University stands in front of you, the building is not high, but from the mottled wall tiles and the vigorous ancient trees in front of it, you can see that this is a long-standing teaching building, with a profound historical heritage, and its existence symbolizes a living history of Tianhai University.

In front of this school building there is a vast square, in the middle of which is a fountain, the spring water is rapid, spraying into the air, tinkling down, reflecting the flowers on the flower pots placed around the fountain more delicate.

This large square is already full of freshmen at this moment, and the freshman registration offices of various faculties of Tianhai University are set up here.

Banners will be put up at the registration office of each department to facilitate the search of new students, and after finding the location of their own department, they will queue up to wait for registration and go through the relevant admission procedures, and they will become a member of Tianhai University.

"Ling'er, what is the name of our department?" asked Su Yi.

"Department of Archaeology!" Lan Ling'er said.

"Yes, the Department of Archaeology!" Su Yi had a wry smile on the corner of his mouth, he was very puzzled in his heart, he didn't understand why the old housekeeper had to ask him to apply for this coldest major, and become a glorious archaeological expert after graduation?

Other fucking experts are all eating and drinking spicy food in the glittering metropolis, and no matter how awesome the experts in archaeology are, they can only go to the deep mountains and forests to dig up the graves of the dead, what's the point?

This is completely opposite to Su Yi's original intention, if he really wants to be a so-called archaeologist in the future, how can he count money with his left hand and read women with his right hand? I am afraid that when the time comes, I will have to shovel the grave with both hands.

However, the old housekeeper was soft and hard, and even tears and snot flowed down together when he was old, which moved Su Yi's filial piety, and Su Yi could only reluctantly agree.

As soon as Su Yi agreed, the old housekeeper immediately smiled, and the change in his face was so rapid that Su Yi couldn't help but wave his fist at him.

Others are all for their own good as old housekeepers, and this old housekeeper is clearly cheating on me!

Not to mention anything else, even if you find a beautiful bodyguard for yourself, you have to find a beautiful woman who grew up in a nunnery, do you say that you don't cheat people?